Okay, Spud knew the guy was desperate fer votes but getting Cindy to shake her ass in the face of drunken bikers in order to try and whip up support really does go beyond the pale.

S'rsly.

Be Well.

Agreed Spud, but I'll reserve judgement until I see her cookie. It might be a good 'un.

her cookie

~SGC

"C is fer Cookie.

That's good enuff fer me!"

Be Well.

Now that's what I call being Presidental!

Get the trollop up there and let's see what she's got (left).

For HER AGE-she's not bad...unfortunately, she's really looking her age, lately. She's got that "stretched skin"-plastic Surgery look-I don't think she looks good enough for the contest.

Not even if she goes both topless AND bottomless-as well as give generously of blowjobs to the audience.

There is more than enough drunks there to get the job done.

John was pretty emphatic on the stage there about "drill here, drill now" point to his feet.

Was he talking about oil or the trollop being in the Miss Buffalo Chip pageant?

Curious how much Cindy and Paris resemble each other.

Michelle Obama would have competed, but had a previous obligation to American Tourister to re-do that luggage-throwing commercial in the cage.

I heard Jurassic John and Scintillating Cindy had to settle for a "participants'" tee-shirt consolation prize in the Bad Boy and Bad Mama Botoxathon, won (yes, again) by a Scottsdale lawyer and Beverly Hills psychiatrist.

Actually, Cindy does have a certain je nais se qua, kinda like the look you'd expect on a Junior Leaguer who sauntered into a biker bar in Punkin Center, Arizona, asking for "a little help" after her Jag broke down.

Douchebag Flag for the Cocksuckerfish!

You must have been up all night thinking of that one!

As far as Cindy, I say put the cunt-McCain's word-
on stage. Maybe she does have some talent.

"Trollop" and "cunt" are Jurassic John's terms of endearment for Cindy.

She reciprocates, battting her plastic eyelashes, smiling her plastic smile, and murmuring, "That's alright, Your Terminal Limpness."

Because she knows he won't remember it for more than three minutes.

He spends a lot of time in Czechoslovakia these days, looking for strawberries.

Well, that only shows you can take the trollop out of the cuntry, but you can't take the cuntry out of the trollop.

"Curious how much Cindy and Paris resemble each other."

It's called "vacuous."

Oh, and "drug addled."

I would have liked to have see Michelle in this just to see if its true she looks like she's riding on Don King's shoulders...

Aww..the Jealousy runs rampant here, Is it because Cindy is worth Millions, or is it just the fact that you ran out of 'reefer"

Did your pig escape her captivity?

"or is it just the fact that you ran out of 'reefer""

ask the bikers at the mccain rally

if they ran out of their reefer

the republican base

or should i say the republican free base.

or is it just the fact that you ran out of 'reefer"

Quotes around the word reefer?
How quaint.

ask the bikers at the mccain rally

if they ran out of their reefer

the republican base

or should i say the republican free base.

Posted by klif

McCain had a great line yesterday about preferring 50,000 from that group to 200,000 germans anyday of the week...

He was making a joke. Some men joke around sometimes. Pull the stick out your asses.

"McCain had a great line yesterday about preferring 50,000 from that group to 200,000 germans anyday of the week..."

To say nothing of all those Czechoslovakians.

To say nothing of all those Czechoslovakians.

Posted by Doc_Sarvis

That gaffe sure has hurt McCain... he's getting trounced in all the polls because he didn't call it the Czech Republic... OH GAFFE OF GAFFES!!!

I mean Obama has never fucked up and said something like oh I don't know, that America had 58 states... now if he did that, that would be fucking embarassing. Good thing Obama has always gotten it right that there are only 50 states in the Union.

Sunni.
Shia.
What's the difference, as long as I don't know?
~Jurassic John

Or said in a speech that Pearl Harbor was nuked...

That would be ultra silly since he's from Hawaii and should probably know that no A-Bomb was ever dropped on Pearl Harbor... Good thing he didn't say it.

Throughout our history, America's confronted constantly evolving danger, from the oppression of an empire, to the lawlessness of the frontier, from the bomb that fell on Pearl Harbor, to the threat of nuclear annihilation. Americans have adapted to the threats posed by an ever-changing world.

Nope... Only McCain has the gaffes...

Let's see...

--Making an insignificant gaffe about (57) states which will effect no one.

--Not knowing the difference between Sunni and Shi'a.

Yeah...about on par.

"Or said in a speech that Pearl Harbor was nuked... "

You quote doesn't say anything about Pearl Harbor being nuked. Funny, that.

Sunni.
Shia.
What's the difference, as long as I don't know?
~Jurassic John

Posted by Doc_Sarvis

"10,000 people died this week in Kansas"

Obama

Or maybe it was 12. At those numbers its impossible to get an accurate count.

"from the bomb that fell on Pearl Harbor"

Now you're pissed he missed a pleural?

Wait...that would make him a liar according to semantics-boy, wouldn't it!

Of course, with Gramps McCane, I'm not sure you're going to want to compare verbal gaffes...that is, if you can wait long enough for McCane to remember the question.

C'mon now, let Bobbi worship his aged Messiah in peace.
"white man's burden, amen"

Now you're pissed he missed a pleural?

Pissed... no... not pissed...

But you seem pissed that McCain isn't the only one with the gaffes...

And by the way THE Bomb has a lot more meaning then you're playing it off to...

This one will always be my favorite though...

Over the last 15 months, weve traveled to every corner of the United States. Ive now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.--

Care to explain that? Just semantics right?

My friends, I don't do "gaffes."
I'm just a little confused.
Like Cindy's tits?
She's nice.
When she's not made up like a trollop.
Or acting like a cunt.
Or is that "queynte," as my old--just kidding, heh, heh,heh---pal Geoff Chaucer used to say?
I dunno.
Maybe I should take a nap.
Is it the weekend yet?
~Jurassic John

On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes and I see many of them in the audience here today our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.

~Obama

Someone call Bruce Willis...

"And by the way THE Bomb has a lot more meaning then you're playing it off to..."

Oh bullshit. Your ascribing a meaning that suits your purpose but is in no way supported by the quote. He left of a freakin' "s".

But anyway, here's one to add to the mix...

"I believe that, when he [Obama] said that we had to leave Iraq, and we had to be out by last March, and we had to have a date certain, that was in contravention to and still is the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General David Petraeus."

Mrs. McCain adopted a child from mother Teresa with a cleft pallet and gave the child 7 operations.

This didn't stop Mr. McCain from calling her a cunt in a second marriage moment. So why not show off her tits to the world. They are common, beautiful natural things. Having bare breasts a part of everday life would be tough on the publishing business and religious fanatics don't like it. I guess we better stick with our sophisticated traditions.

McBush is a very stupid stupid man. This is absolutely pathetic. Don't be surprised if Cruella (cindy) dumps the old goat after the failed election. He needs her more than she needs him after this.

Sunni.
Shia.
What's the difference, as long as I don't know?
~Jurassic John

Posted by Doc_Sarvis

"We're sending all our translators from Afghanistan to Iraq... because they speak the same language."

~Obama

So McCain screws up a line every now and then because he's old right? What's Obama's excuse?

Oh bullshit. Your ascribing a meaning that suits your purpose but is in no way supported by the quote. He left of a freakin' "s".

LOL... I'm sure McCain would get the same understanding from you.

Also would get that pass if he said America was made of 58 states, that Afghans and Iraqis speak the same language and that he had the ability to see dead peope... right?

Iraq or Afghanistan, Somalia or Sudan, Steelers or Packers, what's the difference as long as you're healthy?
Me, I eat prunes. Lotsa prunes.
When I want some more I yell, "Hey, Cindy, you cunt, bring me some more a them prunes! Pronto!"
Works wonders.
Plus, I keep regular. Or is it regliar?
I forget.
Now, where the hell are my strawberries?
~Jurassic John

O'Bama draws a crowd of 200,000 in Germany. McCain couldn't draw a crowd of 200,000 if he gave everyone attending a $5 bill.

The guy is so hard up for a crowd, he has to go to the crowd.

A group of hard core Harley bikers who 90% couldn't give a flying fuck less about politics period.

What a joke this guy is !

"LOL... I'm sure McCain would get the same understanding from you."

No, there are actually plenty of legitimate Obama gaffs you can poke fun at without making them up, Rob.

Guess who said this one...

"30 of the people who have already been released from Guantanamo Bay have already tried to attack America again, one of them just a couple weeks ago, a suicide bomber in Iraq."

McCain Senility Watch
www.mccainsenilitywatch.com

Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Went through this whole site, and no where does McCain even at his age say that there are more then 50 states in the Union... because you'd have to be fucking stupid to say that...

O'Bama draws a crowd of 200,000 in Germany.

I'm sure that will help on Election day...

So you're saying McCain actually knows how many state there are in the Union?
Wow!
Spread the word, brother, spread the word!
LOL

So you're saying McCain actually knows how many state there are in the Union?
Wow!
Spread the word, brother, spread the word!
LOL

Posted by Doc_Sarvis

50% of our presidential candidates know how many states are in the union...

we're fucked.

Regarding the 57 states thing, I honestly think Obama was trying to make a joke. When I first read about that one, I was a little shocked that a presidential candidate could mess up something like that, but when I watched the video, I was convinced that the subtext of what he was saying was basically, "I've been on the go so much that it feels like I've been to 57 states, and I've STILL got one more to go!"

It reminds me of that Dan Quayle gaffe (assuming he actually said this) about being happy to visit the great state of Chicago. Dan Quayle's said some pretty dumb things, but I'd like to think that one was a joke. Has anybody been to southern Illinois? Not much in common with the Chicago area, to the point that one might joke that Chicago is all Illinois has.

"So you're saying McCain actually knows how many state there are in the Union?"

Not so fast. Has anyone actually asked McCain that question? I got a sawbuck that says he stumbles over the words "forty eight" before managing eventually (if at all) getting out "fifty".

"50% of our presidential candidates know how many states are in the union..."

And the other half is waiting for word from King George on that petition thingie.
Or was it a declaration?

PS: Today's bonus question. How many states ARE there in the Union?

"Today's bonus question. How many states ARE there in the Union?"

Do you mean the AFL, or the CIO?
Heh, heh, heh, my friends, see?
A trick question.
The answer, of course, is: Czechoslovakia.
~Jurassic John

He was making a joke. Some men joke around sometimes. Pull the stick out your asses.

And the joke's on him. You'd think McCain might realize the kind of things that go on at a biker rally beauty contest. Or at least have somebody on his staff who could tell him.

"Or at least have somebody on his staff who could tell him."

I was in Sturgis for a day in the 90's while visiting the sites around Rapid City and the Black Hills.

Saw the "blow job" contest. Whichever 'old lady' could get her guy off first won.

McCain just didn't know what 'Miss Buffalo Chip' was all about

"These would be said image consultants:
sturgiszone.com

Posted by Doc_Sarvis "

Man, those chicks are HOT! But I've heard the dudes can be a little rough looking.

McCain had a great line yesterday about preferring 50,000 from that group to 200,000 germans anyday of the week...

I liked his "are you as tired of paying four dollars a buck a gallon for gas".

That and entering Cindi in the Fuck Family Values Contest shows, once he steps off her personal jet, he's just folks. Oh yeah, his tire pressure jab at Obama got as much laughter as Huckleberry's somebody's shooting the nigger joke at the NRA. i suppose McSame's chauffeur never told him about tire pressure.

"McCain just didn't know what 'Miss Buffalo Chip' was all about

Posted by AMERICANUNITY"

But I have a feeling that maybe Cindy, and John Thune did, hence the deer-in-the-headlights looks on their faces.

I'm glad Bush and McCain have a sense of humor. I have never met a lib who could take a joke or tell one. Just mention Bush, Cheney, McCain, Big Oil, or Wal Mart and they start foaming at the mouth. It's too easy to fuck with a lib.

"It's too easy to fuck with a lib."

There isn't a lib on this earth who'd fuck with you, Fwthom.

"I have never met a lib who could take a joke..."

Oh come on. We laugh at your posts on a regular basis.

"There isn't a lib on this earth who'd fuck with you, Fwthom."

But now, at least, we know what the F W stands for.

"Man, those chicks are HOT!"

Hey, c'mon, SA, I almost spilled my McLatte.

FWTHOM

YOU'RE the joke. You Rushbots are painfully ridiculous parrots. Good for LOTS of laughs.

THANKS !!!!!

There isn't a lib on this earth who'd fuck with you, Fwthom.

I don't know why, but this struck me as really funny.

Obama can put his wife in the Crack Whore beauty contest.

Guilty--!

Why don't you take a f***ing hike to another website ROB THE MISQUOTER AHOLE.

Anybody post this yet...it is funny.

Paris Hilton For President
Paris Hilton responds to the John McCain campaign ad that uses her image to slam Obama's celebrity status.

"playfully suggested "

Y'all need to get a sense of humor.

I think it's cool if he said it knowing it was a tits contest.
So what's wrong with a little tits humor when your running a campaign?

Just like I don't give a shit if W flips the bird to the cameras before they go live. Big deal. It's funny.

"Hey, c'mon, SA, I almost spilled my McLatte."

Damn, Doc...I told you about drinkin' that stuff...and eatin' all that tofu. Makes your wee wee shrink up and you'll have to take Viagra to keep from peeing on your shoes.

Maybe Barry can read the "Why did the fireman wear red suspenders?" joke off the teleprompter.

I would have liked to have see Michelle in this just to see if its true she looks like she's riding on Don King's shoulders...

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole

Actually it's quite clean down there, allowing for a clear view of the "Foxy Mama" tattoo.

zOMG!

The blog-god is stick this in the front page at some point?

After tastefully re-arranging the original spuddish headline, of course.

Woo Hoo!

Rob tries to deflect from the fact that McCain is an insane, out of touch, panderbear of epic proportions by misquoting Obama's mispeakings?

That's funny too.

FuckWit Thom thinks libs don't have a sense of humour?

Bwa hah hah hah hah hah hah hah.

Spud thinks most of the righty tighties on this site are simply too dim to get the joke and that their own brand of rethug humour is mostly centered around innaccuracy and mindless cruelty.

"Now where are my fuckin' strawberries, you cunt!?!"

~Doc Sarvis.

Ta fer that link, Doc!

The McCain Mutiny starring Captain Johnny Queef.

Posted by jestgettinalong at 2008-08-06 10:50 AM

Your fascination with my penis is understandable, albeit weird.

Fuck, poopypants should use this strip thing as a threat: if y'all don't vote for me, my trollop of a cunt will bare all. Scary shit that.

"Your fascination with my penis is understandable, albeit weird."

Ya' got it wrong, Doc...it's the LACK of one I find curious. Did you get one of those medical insurance paid operations in san Francisco. Are you eatin' that tofu and drinking that latte along with taking the hormones?

Why don't you take a f***ing hike to another website ROB THE MISQUOTER AHOLE.

Posted by Monstman at 2008-08-06 10:43 AM | Reply

This is hilarious. I don't know why, but it is.

FF and clever for Doc.

entering the happiest place in blogworld, as ya do,
stage left.

Posted by dethspud

As you probably can't function outside of your third grade classroom, I believe this is the happiest place for you Solanum!

Posted by jestgettinalong at 2008-08-06 11:04 AM |

If my penis could speak, he'd thank you for your concern. But he'd also let you know that you're peering through the wrong window. Again.

"I believe this is the happiest place for you Solanum!"

Actually it isn't...HERE is where ol' DeadPud is happiest:

What's with your obsession about other people's genitalia and sexuality, Jest? Hold over behavior from the high school locker room? Or is your closet getting a bit cramped?

No, my friends, heh, heh, heh.
I wasn't trashing my wife.
Sandy, Candy, Cindy, Mindy, whatever it is in the original Czech.
I was simply highlighting her best points.
Those would be her tits.
Why, my friends, Mandy has more tits than a boar.
~Jurassic John

Christ almighty was that disturbing, Jest.

It's in his "Favorites" folder.

Christ almighty was that disturbing, Jest.

Posted by JeffJ

Pelosi's constituency.

Why don't you take a f***ing hike to another website ROB THE MISQUOTER AHOLE.

Posted by Monstman

There's a lot of anger in this post...

Probably like the anger our country felt after Japan dropped, "The Bomb" on pearl harbor...

In my history books the dropping of an atomic bomb on Pearl Harbor was never discussed... but then again, the American flags in our classrooms all had 50 stars on them so what the fuck did they know.

Obama sees dead people...

"What's with your obsession about other people's genitalia and sexuality, Jest?"

Gee, Doc...it's just that you and all the rest of your little left coast friends are so damn amusing. You wanna see someone obsessed about genitalia you gotta go West, young man, go West. Lotta of your little friends did that!

"Pelosi's constituency."
And your obsession.

Dems may be the home of 'happy homosexuals' (and I'm not saying it is), but the GOP is the home of hypocrites who get caught with their pants down.

I have lots of experience flying.
I've crashed enough planes, heh, heh, heh.
Why, I remember when I was with Terry and the Pirates . . .
Or was it the Pirates of the Caribbean?
I forget.
I forget a lot.
I've got to concentrate...concentrate... concentrate...
Hello?... hello... hello...
Echo... echo... echo...
Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...
~Jurassic John

Jest remember:
Keep a wide stance.
~Larry "What Log Cabin Republicans" Craig

DOC

Saw a pic of Craig, Trent Lott, and Phil Gramm last week on "NOW" with Bill Moyers.

The reason they were taking a pic?

VESA Corp., all the principles under indictment (and the cause of Ted Steven's problems) were on a 'fact finding' mission to Alaska - paid for and hosted by VESA.

Thank you right wing idiots for our 'energy policy' and 'banking deregulation'. Two causes of present problems we face.

"I have lots of experience flying.
I've crashed enough planes, heh, heh, heh.
Why, I remember when I was with Terry and the Pirates . . .
Or was it the Pirates of the Caribbean?
I forget.
I forget a lot.
I've got to concentrate...concentrate... concentrate...
Hello?... hello... hello...
Echo... echo... echo...
Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...
~Jurassic John"

Makes him kinda harmless though...no? As opposed to THIS:

"Perhaps I shouldn't dwell on these matters, but the more I watch this man the more stunned I am at His overconfidence and towering pride. I have known a number of great and powerful men (and read biographies of many more), and they surely don't lack confidence or ego. But who among the great would have answered the question posed to the junior senator from Illinois a few weeks ago as He did? Asked whether He had any doubts, He said "never." Is He so foolish as to think He has the world figured out to the last detail, or is He so proud of His intelligence that He cannot confess to ever having any doubt? Either explanation renders His judgment of dubious presidential caliber."

WTF? You want a Presidential nominee to answer, "Sure"?

Harmless?
Red phone, nukes, finger, button.
That kind of harmless?

Certainly not The One...He Is Who He Is. That would detract from his divinity. Everyone has doubts...'cept Him.

"I don't have a fucking original thought so I'll string together a bunch of dubious quotes and call you a faggot"

-DR Righties

Boy, you right wingers sure have a "Messiah" complex.

You and Rush/Hannity are the only ones who say it, or seem to believe it.

"Red phone, nukes, finger, button."

C'mon now, Doc...we both know that ONE man can't do it, regardless of all the movies you've been watching. Besides, the way you are portraying him, he wouldn't know a button from a lever or a red phone from a green one...right? You gotta be consistent, Doc.

Sure.
Whatever.
Of course I don't know much about economics.
Don't know much about history.
Don't know much biology.
Don't much about a science book.
Don't know much about the French I took.
But I do know that I know . . .
Czechoslovakia shares a border with the Soviet Union.
~Jurassic John

"You and Rush/Hannity are the only ones who say it, or seem to believe it."

Not so:

"I'm taking a special look at Barack Obama because he's a lot closer to a Jesus-type than the other candidates, by quite a bit. What if God decided to incarnate as men preaching "hope and change." And what if we didn't recognize them, because we are so dull, and let them slip away, not availing ourselves of the opportunity to be led by God!"

"A letter from Steve Davis to the East Illinois Journal Gazette Times Courier dated March 31, 2008."

"Czechoslovakia shares a border with the Soviet Union."

Ah, yes...and the U.S. has 57 states. How long we gonna keep this up, Doc? Can't we just say you ain't votin' for McCain and I ain't votin' for Obama no matter about the Chech or Slovakian border or how many states in the U.S.?

And who the fuck is "Steve Davis," as in the Steve Davis who wrote a letter four months ago to the Fort Wayne Journal Gazette? (There is no "East Illinois Journal Gazette Times Courier," at least not in the world beyond the rightie blog that fed you this "news.")

Oh, did you see that? A guy wearing a sandwich board that reads: "God Vote Republican."

That must mean Republicans think they're on God's side.

Or is it God that's on their side?

"I'm confused."
~Jurassic John

Where are we today?
Oh, the "Let's Celebrate Our Swisshood Festival" in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin?
What's that you say?
Eh? Eh?
A William Tell competition?
Why, I remember Bill very well, very well indeed.
Here, let me get a crossbow.
We need more of these for our crusaders in the Middle East.
Candy, Cindy, Mindy, Mandy, whatever, here's an apple.
For you head, sweetie.
No, I'm not kidding, you cuntish trollop.
~Jurassic John

"Or is it God that's on their side?"

No...I think He's running for president as a democrat.

"I'm confused."
~Jurassic John

No confusion on the part of He Is Who He Is though...

"But who among the great would have answered the question posed to the junior senator from Illinois a few weeks ago as He did? Asked whether He had any doubts, He said "never." Is He so foolish as to think He has the world figured out to the last detail,..."

I'm glad Bush and McCain have a sense of humor. I have never met a lib who could take a joke or tell one.

Posted by fwthom at 2008-08-06 10:16 AM

You mean like President Bush joking about looking for Weapons of Mass destruction under his desk in the Oval Office after taking us into war over the same issue after 4000 US Soldiers are dead and 30,000 US Maimed and $1 Trillion Dollars pissed down the drain.

You're right...Its just so fucking funny....HA HA HA...HEE HEE HEE... ROFLMFAO !!!!!

ASSHOLE !

Ms Buffalo Chip!!! ha ha do you all know what a buffalo chip is. Cindy actually has a sluty look to her, she looks like a three puter to me. I wonder if McCain's son has nailed all her orphus'? too funny!

I admit, a few beers, i would nail Cindy too. I bet she could suck the hitch off a trailor

"I bet she could suck the hitch off a trailor"

That would explain her husband's crosseyed look.

Sure.
Whatever.
Of course I don't know much about economics.
Don't know much about history.
Don't know much biology.
Don't much about a science book.
Don't know much about the French I took.
But I do know that I know . . .
Czechoslovakia shares a border with the Soviet Union.
~Jurassic John

~Doc Sarvis.

Spud is luffin' all them Jurassic John Jokes today.
Doc is totally on a roll there.
That one gets a coveted spuddish FF!

I bet she could suck the hitch off a trailor.

Actually, the phrase is "suck the chrome off of a trailor hitch" and yes, yes she can.

She also won the International "golf ball through a garden hose" competition when she was a mere slip of a girl (back in the late 40's).

Be Well.

Dethspud:

Thanks for the correction, ha ha ha ha

"Asked whether He had any doubts, He said "never." Is He so foolish as to think He has the world figured out to the last detail,..."

Kinda like when Bush was asked, as president, if he had made any mistakes or regrets any of his decisions and said "No"?

The first prize at the biker Beauty Contest?

FREE DRUGS! Now Cindy McCain won't have to steal her drugs from a medical clinic for the poor!

I mean Obama has never fucked up and said something like oh I don't know, that America had 58 states... now if he did that, that would be fucking embarassing. Good thing Obama has always gotten it right that there are only 50 states in the Union.

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-08-06 09:24 AM | Reply | Flag:

Rube-the-Anus,

How about Grandpa McSame not knowing where countries are located in a region that he wants to wage war in for the next 100 years?

psssst.....Iraq and Pakistan don't share a border. There 1500 miles apart at the closest point.

But you're right, only Obama makes HUGE mistakes that must be discussed at length for weeks by Rush Limpblob and his ilk.

McCain only makes little 'ooopsies' when discussing his military strategy that he so known for! 'oooopsy'.....we bombed the wrong country. Oooopsy.

How about Grandpa McSame not knowing where countries are located in a region that he wants to wage war in for the next 100 years?

Posted by COMMONSENSE at 2008-08-06 03:07 PM | Reply

Yeah, you're right, that's way worse than not knowing how many states there are in the country that you're trying to be the President of...

You are a dumb fuck.

The asshole has never had a job in his life where he hasn't been sucking of the US Taxpayers Tit.

The asshole has never had a job in his life where he hasn't been sucking of the US Taxpayers Tit.

Posted by USAtrueandBlue7

I'm sure he'd call that a life of service.

Mr. FWTHOM,

I don't know you, but I am curious about you. Are you an adult male at least over the age of 25 years? If you are, I feel sorry for you since you have not advanced much beyond adolescence emotionally or intelectually. Your comments remind me of the silly boys with whom I used attend high school in the 60s. GROW UP! Same advice to RobtheAHole.

Yougogirl -

Rotsa ruck.

John invited the bikers to join him and cruise the Iraq/afghanistan border. But only on japanese bikes, cause he didn't want anything made by mentally recessed whiners.

Yeah, you're right, that's way worse than not knowing how many states there are in the country that you're trying to be the President of...

You are a dumb fuck.

Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-08-06 03:17 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'm the dumb fuck?

This coming from a shit-stain who believes that Obama really thinks there are 57 states. Let me guess.....Arab states? Wrong again shit-breath! Another republicunt myth debunked.

You're a tool.

What, no homosexual innuendo to throw around at others? I guess you're finally dealing with it. Good for you.

Poor McCain. Obama draws crowds. Jon has to slip himself in somewhere the crowds already are.

Kid rock! How presidential, Jon.

Hey. Did Cindy Win?

If so, McCain should promptly print 150,000 Nudie Pin-up Calendars from the event, featuring his wife, taint and tits, spread wide open in the center. It's befitting of her station in life.

I'm sure the boys overseas (and some of the girls) would love to masturbate to the glossy photoplay of the beautiful Mrs. M.

Perhaps pouring a Budweiser over her nipples?

Most Excellent!

Oh;

Like Bikers are really going to Vote for a man who supports the War on Drugs! What a Moron!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Maybe McCain thought he was playing to the Jay Leno Crowd!

Perhaps pouring a Budweiser over her nipples?

Nahhhh. More like pouring a Bud up her hoohaw.

She's 'Your-O-Peein' - They call it a 'Taint' over there.

A 'HooHaw' is what Cheney fingers under his desk everyday.

Perhaps pouring a Budweiser over her nipples?

~Dumpling

Nahhhh. More like pouring a Bud up her hoohaw

~ShotgunCheney.

Actually, she does this neat trick where she lies on her back pours an entire Bud up her Hoo-Hoo and then flips over and does her "bottling machine" act in which she re-fills it.

If you haven't seen her do it at a party you really ought to check it out.

Pretty impressive fer old Gal and one of the main reasons John married her (after the money, of course).

Be Well.

Let's book her for a party. Get her to jump out of a cake and then pelt her with rotten oranges.

Hey, can't we all just get along and agree that we'd need eye bleach after seeing Cindy McCain topless and/or bottomless at a biker beauty contest?

"Hey, can't we all just get along and agree that we'd need eye bleach after seeing Cindy McCain topless and/or bottomless at a biker beauty contest?"

Yes. But that can also be said about most of the chicks who enter that contest.

Cindy looks like she was probably hot 50 years ago.

Oh;

Like Bikers are really going to Vote for a man who supports the War on Drugs! What a Moron!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Posted by DUMPLING1 at 2008-08-06 09:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

I realize this is just anecdotal, and apparently therefore obvious, but most bikers I know (they love my 76 CB500T, because it's a 76 apparently) are of the opinion that pot makes you slow and stupid, and the other drugs are a commodity. Them remaining illegal drives the price of those commodities up, y'know.

Ironically enough they say that about pot while just being FULL of beer; but they still say it.