quoted straight from the cancerous growth; my fellow tumors, always remember to eat all your vegetables or you will grow a John McCain, like i did.

The Ohio sun is strong.... I can't even imagine the Arizona sun almost 340 days a year.

mccain may have ass cancer too

McCain needs his face removed from Bush's ass. And he deserves a malignant tumor. He's earned it!

the big c sucks

He likely spent too much baking in the hot Arizona sun with no sun screen.

You know, skin cancer aside, John looks pretty good for a nearly 72-year-old who has had government health care for his whole life (minus Hanoi, obviously). According to so many Republicans, the horrors of "socialized medicine" should have killed him by now.

Lawn-if he had to pay for all those specialists, Cindi would have to go back to stealing drugs to make ends meet.

But he sure sounds like the guy in Primary Colors who was urging people to give blood. He lost, too.

This just in, the spot appears to have been caused by extreme pressure while planted firmly to Bush's puckered rectum.

mcliar also has truth cancer

this person is not fit to be president

"Remember, a lot of the damage that people receive from the sun when they're young sometimes comes back later in life."

His exposure is from a long, long time ago, back when he was in his sixties.

FF Tiger!

....the doctor found that "the spot" was just supper dribbling down his chin......

He was on Larry King last night. OK, skin cancer is serious - but two old guys talking about it, going on and on? That wasn't a good image for McCain.

Not that I'm going to vote for the guy, but does anyone honestly believe he can make it through one term? It looks like the wheels are falling off already, and he hasn't even started yet.

Not that I'm going to vote for the guy, but does anyone honestly believe he can make it through one term? It looks like the wheels are falling off already, and he hasn't even started yet.

Posted by IraqiBukkake at 2008-07-29 09:59 AM | Reply |

I think he could make it through one term. I don't know why we'd want him to, but I believe he can.
Long story short, unless you believe in fairy tales and blatantly empty slogans, you're fucked this election.

"Long story short, unless you believe in fairy tales and blatantly empty slogans, you're fucked this election."

Posted by 101Chairborne

I've already greased up my ass cheeks. Just want to be prepared.

Long story short, unless you believe in fairy tales and blatantly empty slogans, you're fucked this election.

Sort of like Reagan and Bush2's campaigns?

McBush's choice for VP seems to rise in importance daily. The person he chooses has a better than even chance of becoming president.

Barack Hussein Obama, who has suffered from mouth cancer in the past, had growths removed from his head on Monday during a routine checkup by a doctor in Cuba. After the procedure, Hussein claimed loss of hearing to which the cuban doctor replied, Madre de Dios those were his ears!

Danni-yeah, McSame maight not make it to the inauguration. wonder if Cindi'd put their viewing seats on e-bay?

and here we have the sanctamonious liberal fucks making fun of a serious problem to a human being.
heaven help any of us who talked shit about teddy boy and his brain cancer...
and I havent got to the thread yet about novack and his medical emergency. I can pretty much tell you though that it will be filled with vile and nasty humor at best. this is the liberal fucks way of being "COMPASSIONATE".........in other words, to get some, you have to have a "D" after your name

wow........and look at what I found quickly on that thread........

First it was tony snowjob and now it is leaker novak. Is there much pain and suffering with this brain cancer? When do we get cheney on the list?

Posted by Georgeisadrunk

WE can read you liberal fucks like a book with pictures.

"Out, damn'd spot! out, I say!"

John "Lady McBeth" McCain.

"What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account? Heres the smell of the blood still: all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. Oh, oh, oh!--

Be Well.

Where's all the good little democrats who were complaining about the lack of class on Ted Kennedy's thread?

...the doctor found that "the spot" was just supper dribbling down his chin......

Posted by skizziks

I'd bet good money that if they check the DNA-they'll find a match in the chimp's 'nads....

Sure McCain is a little stiff when he walks and moves his arms, but repeatedly having your bones broken during torture can do that. I'm confident that he can make it through TWO full terms. Just look at the footage of his mother. Mrs. McCain is in her late 90's, and she is sharp as a tack. I don't recall even seeing her walk with a cane or walker! If Obama's youth and inexperience are not extensively pushed as an issue, the lasting effects on McCain from war injuries and routine skin cancer screenings shouldn't be an issue simply because he is older.

HIs father died at 70.

HIs father died at 70.

That explains why McCain doesn't show him off at rallies.

meanwhile obama thinks bout getting his monkey like ears docked

I'm confident that he can make it through TWO full terms.

Posted by I_heart_red

Well between you and McBullshit that makes one of you.

First it was tony snowjob and now it is leaker novak. Is there much pain and suffering with this brain cancer? When do we get cheney on the list?

Posted by Georgeisadrunk

WE can read you liberal fucks like a book with pictures.

Posted by bushlovertwo at 2008-07-29 12:20 PM | Reply | Flag:

Yes! The way you wept for Teddy and only said kind-hearted things was so touching. (That's sarcasm)

Get over yourself and quit acting like it you have some moral high ground. Not everyone made fun of Novacula or McSame.

As for reading a book with pictures, why do I think that those are usually the only kind you read anyway?

"I, as I do every three months, visited my dermatologist this morning. She said that I was doing fine," McCain said, adding the doctor "took a small little nick from my cheek as she does regularly and that will be ... biopsied just to make sure that everything is fine."

I wonder how many Americans can afford to have their "dermatologist" check them out every three months.

Are you sure his dermatologist isn't scooping out little nicks from his brain, too?

Opinions and _ssh-les, every body has one, and, in the case of some of the writers here, it appears some of you have two, of each.

IT APPEARS SOME OF YOU NEED TO get IT to fully understand it. If you did you wouldn't joke about it, or even wish it on your worst enemy. All cancer KILLS! It IS a BITCH! Maybe some of you f-ckers need to spend a few years pissing from a bag, or tied to a machine, or taking quemo that screws your ENTIRE life up! Then you might spend your allotted twenty seconds in thought before you spout this BULL SHIT!

I watched my wife die, so unless you've experienced it, shut the FUCK up!