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Thursday, July 24, 2008

A New Zealand family court judge felt the embarrassing name of "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii" was too much of a handicap for the embarrassed 9 yera old. He made her a ward of the court enabling him to give her a new name. New Zealand law blocks offensive names like "Number 16 Bus Shelter " and "Sex Fruit".

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This was an AP link...but I found one in the BBC.

news.bbc.co.uk

He attacked a trend of giving children bizarre names, citing several examples.

Officials had blocked Sex Fruit, Keenan Got Lucy and Yeah Detroit, he said, but Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence and Midnight Chardonnay had been allowed.

One mother wanted to name her child O.crnia using text language, but was later persuaded to use Oceania, he said.



Seems you can name your kid after your local Kiwi bus stop.

Seems you can name your kid after your local Kiwi bus stop.

Seems you can get lucky at your local Kiwi bus stop.

them wacky kiwi's

someone should investigate whether they have spiked their water with lsd?

"Number 16 Bus Shelter"

whats his first name number or number 16

is bus his middle name?

does he have a last name as well thats not listed? is it a he or a she?

First name mister. Middle name period. Last name T.


Just wait unitl they find out she wants to be named Vladamir Lipschitz.

I think it's really
Lipshitz Knobgobbler Shuttlecock.

Is there some kind of penalty that comes along with forcing the court to step in and exercise common sense on behalf of your kids?

If you are a parent who loses one of these cases, your penalty should be a punch in the face and a large fine.

I would never embarass by illegitimate son, Bastardo Von Whoreson, with such a ridiculous name.

New Zealand law blocks offensive names like "Number 16 Bus Shelter " and "Sex Fruit".

Silly names? Yes. Offensive? I don't think so, unless there is some sort of inside Kiwi thing going on here.

I have never understood just what would possess them to name their child something like that.

Hey retard, think about the beatings the child will get, do you really think that "Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii" will fit on her name badge at McDonalds?

Let's show some goddamned commonsense.

Well at least it wasn't 101Chairborne.

Or Fatwifeuglytwins!

I dunno, seems no stranger than Shaineequa or Takreatia...or Excretia...

Oh Good Lord!

A thread about people who do as they please!

This ought to garner a great deal of Bush Cult Intrest!

Nothing intrestes them more than exploring, pontificating and ultimatly condeming with rousing Damnations ----- what other do with "freedom"!

This ought to garner a great deal of Bush Cult Intrest!

What does a New Zealand family have to do with Bush?

The king of the knee-jerk jerks strikes again!

Redneckshill -- honestly, dude, you need to get over this irrational angst of yours. It just isn't worth letting a zero like Bush get under your skin and control your every thought. The fact that he has indicates that he wins and you have lost.

Get a grip, man.

Goat, the only thing Bush has ever "won" was the birth lottery.

heh.

"A thread about people who do as they please!"

YEAH!

Putting the welfare of the kid above the petty selfish impulses of incredibly immature adults is just so square, maaaaan. So what if other kids torment this kid, the suffering will probably turn her into an artist.

Free your minds.

Peace.


I dunno, seems no stranger than Shaineequa or Takreatia...or Excretia...

Posted by evashogouki


This is a true story with my hand up. A friends daughter was playing basketball against a team from a neightboring school. Every single girl on the starting line-up of that other team was named Tamika.

Oh Good Lord!

A thread about people who do as they please!

This ought to garner a great deal of Bush Cult Intrest!

Nothing intrestes them more than exploring, pontificating and ultimatly condeming with rousing Damnations ----- what other do with "freedom"!

posted by redneck

Why does it still surprise me when someone makes a non-political story into a political debate? The story didn't even have to do with the US, Neck. What is wrong with you?

So I guess naming a girl Ima Ho might be a bit off base, eh?

Goat, the only thing Bush has ever "won" was the birth lottery.

Nope. He won re redneckshill. The guy can't post a thinkg without mentioning Bush or republicans. Bush has gotten under his skin so badly, his entire life is consumed with hatred for him.

That someone can control someone else (albeit in a negative way) tells me that person has lost. Sad for redneckshill.

We all know about Governor Jim Hogg's daughter, Ima

A shitty name to be sure, but MAKING the parents change it? WTF?

I knew a man in the Navy who named his daughter 'America The Beautiful'.

It's the kind of name that could only work if she actually turned out to be beautiful, and she did.

The girl should sue her parents for being retards.

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

Has kind of a nice ring to it, don't you think?

Best name I have ever seen:

Ladynasty.

pronounced La-Dynasty.... not Lady-nasty as it was originally read.....


The girl should sue her parents for being retards.

Posted by 726 at 2008-07-24 06:57 PM


That I can see. But having gov dictate names ...should not be the funtion of gov. Even in NZ.


Is there some kind of penalty that comes along with forcing the court to step in and exercise common sense on behalf of your kids?


So much for opposition to the nanny state.

Let the parents name the kid whatever they want, and when the kid gors psycho and kills them, make sure he's well armed.

That's the libertarian way, isn't it?

I agree it is not the govs place to interfere.

Whay if some loony libs name their child "I bent over for obama"?

There should be a law preventing parents from ever picking out a name for their
newborn when the parents are drunk or high -- or downright nuts.

By the way, if you want to make sure your kid not only never does the hula, but grows up hating the hula with an intense passion, give her this name.

"That's the libertarian way, isn't it?"

Probably depends on the Libertarian. I would think every Libertarian would agree that the government should act against child abuse. They aren't Anarchists. But maybe not all consider this a real form of abuse (I do because kids are mean as hell and naming your kid "Jughead" or something similar is going to cause your child years of torment).

I've voted for Libertarians (and Republicans and Democrats) but I'm not a member of any party.

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