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Monday, July 21, 2008

The New York Giants traded six-year veteran tight end Jeremy Shockey to the New Orleans Saints on Monday for second- and fifth-round picks.

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Definitly an overrated player, but it always seemed like he was that go to guy when the Giants needed to keep a drive going in a tight game. A solid tight end in the NFL can be extremely valuable... I think the Giants were stupid to get rid of him, like the Eagles were stupid to get rid of Owens... sometimes you have to swallow your pride and just pay the asshole.

Jeremy Shockey Traded to Saints

The largest natural disaster to come to the Big Easy since Hurricane Katrina....

SO WHAT? The NFL has no relevance to our lives, except to the extent we allow the Sports Media to manipulate us.

Jeremy fricking Shockey. I haven't seen a guy --- in the nfl -- trip a defensive back with a sure touchdown ever until he came along. I've seen guys ripped down by facemasks, late hits, etc. but never have I seen a 250lb man in desperation throw his leg out like hong kong fooey doing a leg sweep. that was hillarious and highly entertaining. good for the Saints -- he'll do well there.

And Barber get over yourself already! The Romans had their gladiators -- we've got monster trucks and the NFL.

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The Retort is turning into a combination of espn.com and Reuters' Oddly Enough.

It's hot. Politics is kinda boring right now.

Both candidates are lobbing Hail Mary's and ours is way ahead.

Wait until the VP picks get announced and the weather cools a bit.

Then the ground game begins.

It's bound to get more interesting then.

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Posted by RJB

Really how the fuck would you know, your user page says you just signed up today? How would you know what its turning into unless you've been here before under a different name.

Go back to your old ID or get the fuck out...

This does weaken the Giants this year a bit as they are very thin at tight end right now. But Shockey was extremely overrated. He dropped a ton of balls. He was often hurt. His on field antics earned him too many stupid penalties. And his lack of maturity made it impossible for him to deal with the media stories re: Giants winning without him.

But Shockey was extremely overrated. He dropped a ton of balls. He was often hurt. His on field antics earned him too many stupid penalties. And his lack of maturity made it impossible for him to deal with the media stories re: Giants winning without him.

Posted by Sully

Learn a lesson... don't draft University of Miami players...

Whoops...

"Learn a lesson... don't draft University of Miami players.."

I'm not a big fan myself. But I'd have to say the first school to avoid in the draft is Penn State.

Great news for the Saints as Drew Brees loves to throw to TEs, and he hasn't had one since he has been in NOLA.

Saints win the south this year, but the NFC champion is coming out of the East - man is that a bear of a division.

But I'd have to say the first school to avoid in the draft is Penn State.

We could keep this up all day: my rule of thumb is never draft Tennessee receivers.

But I'd have to say the first school to avoid in the draft is Penn State.

Posted by Sully

If you're a GM looking for a running back and you draft from PSU you should be fired on the spot...

Guess who Tony Hunt plays for? Think he has 8 yards so far...

Lessee, a second and fifth next year for a tight end who cries if he has to block?

He's no Jason Witten, lmao.

Lessee, a second and fifth next year for a tight end who cries if he has to block?

I know, it seems like the gave up a lot for a strictly receiving TE.

actually shockey wasnt a bad blocker and since he has been in the league he is 2nd or 3rd in most stats as a TE (receving, yards, etc).

but he was too much of a distraction and too injury prone. I say good riddance and good luck in your new town. the tea totaler he is should do just fine in the big easy.

I know, it seems like the gave up a lot for a strictly receiving TE.

Posted by taxman

but he is reuniting with Sean Peyton, who will know how to better use him then any old coach... the Saints just got a lot better I think... the Giants lost a little, but not a ton (obviously since they won the SB without him). The thing is though coming into the NFC East this year, they have lost a few players now and two solid vets... the NFC East is too difficult to win like that...

Giants and Skins are gonna be fighting for last... mark it down.

Giants and Skins are gonna be fighting for last... mark it down.

Done and done. I think the Igles will be bringing up the rear - and maybe taking it in the rear when they lose their darling QB.

disagree, the giants core is unchanged, they lost 3 starters from the SB, that is not bad at all, esp given Strahan was getting older and the younger pups will start stepping up. I see the Giants having a solid season

"Giants and Skins are gonna be fighting for last... mark it down."

Two years ago I thought the Giants were going to win the Super Bowl and they went 8-8 and lost in the first round. Last year I thought they would go 6-10 and they won the Super Bowl. I've given up trying to predict them.

and maybe taking it in the rear when they lose their darling QB.

Posted by taxman

Death, Taxes and McNabb hurting something...

Rob the A Hole,

Just because I've never posted before, doesn't mean I haven't been a long-time reader. What's with the profanity?

What's with the profanity?

If you think profanity is the problem you haven't been reading many of Rob's post.

"What's with the profanity?"

What's with posting on a thread not to add to the conversation but to essentially say how "above" the topic you are?

RJB is a girlie man!

RJB is a girlie man!

RJB is a girlie man!

RJB is a girlie man!

RJB is a girlie man!

RJB is a girlie man!

RJB is a girlie man!

RJB is a girlie man!


Rob the A Hole,

Just because I've never posted before, doesn't mean I haven't been a long-time reader. What's with the profanity?

Posted by RJB

Bullshit... bullshit in its purest form.

If you were a "long time reader" you would know that I rarely if ever post without throwing a profanity around... fuckhead. Now man up... who are/were you before you changed your name to RJB

but it always seemed like he was that go to guy when the Giants needed to keep a drive going in a tight game. A solid tight end in the NFL can be extremely valuable... I think the Giants were stupid to get rid of him

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole

uh....WHAAAA ?????

He can block, that's about it.
too many dropped balls, too much whining in the huddle " HEY I'M OPEN!!!!! "
Look how Eli did without Shockey -when it was simplified with Plax as the goto guy with Toomer, et al, as his secondaries. Besides, Kevin Boss is pretty damn good, nobody has mentioned that fact.

Shockey was a problem for TEAM execution, although at times a stand out as an individual.

good riddance

most Giants fans are very happy.

"Now man up
Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole"

Lordy, some days it hurts too much to laugh so hard...

"Kevin Boss is pretty damn good, nobody has mentioned that fact."

I don't think he's played enough to show whether he's good or not but I will say that so far he's made the most of it when they call his number. Same can't be said of Shockey, due to drops and stupid penalties. The knock on Boss has been his blocking but it didn't seem like a problem during the playoffs.

"most Giants fans are very happy."

Would have been happier had they made this move earlier. Now they are starting camp very thin at tight end.

They should make Shockey give his ring back.

Meh, he was good, but not worth the $$. The only teams that use their TE as the 1st receiving option are......bad teams. I wish him luck, but I have no doubt the New York Giants will be fine without him. Oh wait, that's "World Champion New York Giants"

He can block, that's about it.
They should make Shockey give his ring back.

The guy had 57 receptions last year, tied for 45th in the league for all positions. He had just as many yards and TDs as Toomer. The Giants made it to the Super Bowl as a wild card and played close games all year. Taking away the second most productive offensive player on the team would have undoubtedly cost at least one game and a wc birth.

You don't know what the fuck youre talking about.

Shockey is a great blocker, and likes to block. He wants to play up the middle power football just like Coughlin. I think this was a dumb move by the Giants. They run lots of 2te sets, their #1rb needs help to make the outside, and their Oline--champions they may be--ain't that good.

The saints got the better end of this deal. Another young playmaker under the tutelage of one of the best play callers in the league.


he was too much of a distraction and too injury prone
2002-15 games
2003-9 games
2004-15 games
2005-15 games
2006-15 games
2007-14 games

You guys need to watch more football and less ESPN.

.. I think the Giants were stupid to get rid of him, like the Eagles were stupid to get rid of Owens... sometimes you have to swallow your pride and just pay the asshole.

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole

Talking out of your ass/mouth/face again Rob? Shockey wanted a bigger role in the offense and was also annoyed he was not allowed on the field during the superbowl (out due to broken leg).So much so, he skipped the ring ceremony. It didn't have to do with payment.

Next time you take a dump (read: post), make sure you got your shit straight.

........ the second most productive offensive player......... You don't know what the fuck youre talking about.......
Shockey is a great blocker........wants to play up the middle power football just like Coughlin. I think this was a dumb move by the Giants. .......
The saints got the better end of this deal....... Another young playmaker under the tutelage of one of the best play callers in the league......
You guys need to watch more football and less ESPN.

Posted by r8rh8r

It is interesting - the way you can fit Shockey's balls AND dick in your mouth at the same time. You need to have Shockey teabag you a little less so you can get some oxygen to your diminutive brain.

LoL

So you can't back up your preposterous opinion or lack of knowledge on football with any relevant stats, nor can you refute anything I said....

So you make fag "jokes" instead.

Typical. You exhibit the exact behavior I would expect of someone who doesn't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Thankx for helping prove my point. You lose, but I'm sure you're used to that by now.

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