OK, we should probably cut him some slack. He stopped calling it the Soviet Union over 2 years ago. We can't expect him to be up to speed on all those pesky satellite countries yet, can we?

Now someone will come on here and tell us how having an ignoramus in office won't be a problem.

Even thought its already a huge problem.

McCain will get a lot of votes from people who won't remember if they voted or not - or what month it is.

To bring him up to speed Dumbya may be asked to tutor him.

Soviet Union, Russia.
Czechoslovakia, Narnia.
Shia, Sunni.
Words.
Just words.
Guess I don't know words from economics.
Eh, my friends?
Heh, heh, heh, heh.
Don't forget: vote early and vote often?
Just kidding.
Heh, heh, heh.
Wanna hear me sing "Bomb Iran" again?
Heh, heh, heh.
~Jurassic John

......his bowels are backed up causing brain cramps.......

......more prunes, and more frequent changes of Depends should alleviate some the blockage........

Can he pronounce "nuclear" correctly?

And when I'm president, we'll do everything in our power to help those trying to escape from East Berlin because that's what America...

HEY! You kids get off my lawn!

"Can he pronounce "nuclear" correctly?"

On a good day. It comes and goes.

He can say "Marriage is between one man and one woman" perfectly.

"One at a time, of course"

McBullshit is batshit senile.

I am sure he is looking forward to his first meeting with Winston Churchill too.

Welllllll... sort of one marriage at a time, and definitely not necessarily one woman at a time, right Carol McCain?

"I am sure he is looking forward to his first meeting with Winston Churchill too.

Posted by 726"

I understand he and DeGaulle will be the first state visits to the McCain White House.

Unfortunately, Francisco Franco is still dead.

Flags all around for Zat, SA, Sitdown, and 726!

Glad I wasn't slurping my latte, just stiring it with my Captain Midnight code ring-bejeweled pinky.

Now THIS thread is definitely breakfast entertainment! You guys are FUNNY this morning! Of course, at this point, if we don't keep our sense of humor, we are going to scream, right? I'm still waiting for the RNC to jump up at a McBush news conference and yell "APRIL FOOL!" Except it's July and I am getting the feeling they are really SERIOUS about allowing this senile old fool to actually RUN for President. Honestly guys - is this REALLY the best you could come up with????

He can say "Marriage is between one man and one woman" perfectly.

"One at a time, of course"

Posted by sitdown

Just don't ask him to show you his marriage license.

Dawn,

They are phoning it in.

How dumb do you have to be to give money to this clowns campaign?

Hey McBullshit contributors... I got a deal for you... take 1/2 the money you were going to give to this failure of a candidate we will go out back and I will kick you in the crotch.

It is a win win.

The good news is that McCain's now learning how to "get on the Internet." Someone'll show him googlemaps and maybe they'll be nice enough to point out Czech Republic to him.

RNC to jump up at a McBush news conference and yell "APRIL FOOL!"

McSame is a 12 month fool. But his promise to send federal troops to reinforce Bowie and Crockett at the Alalmo will please BLT.

"Czechoslovakia didn't beak up. They were just misquoted."
John McCain

Upcoming McCain foreign policy speech titled "I will go to Vienna" (echoing Eisenhower regarding Korea)

"My first action as President will be to meet with the Habsburgs and insist the Austro-Hungarian Empire release their grip on Europe"

John McCain

John is a fairly decent guy as politicians go. He's not really a neocon, though he is surrounding himself with mroe of them. Let's see if he picks one to be his VP (or if a neocon picks himelf to be VP). He is kind-hearted to his kids, and shows a lot of compassion to his family (but not so much to his first wife, or to his wealthy benefactress second wife when he's in a cranky mood). He's a normal, Joe, otherwise. But near the bottom of his class at Annapolis, and a bit of a hot head and loose cannon.

Perhaps that's what we need. But ha cannot possibly be worse than the dope and the neocon puppetmaster running the show now, could he?

John is a fairly decent guy as politicians go. He's not really a neocon, though he is surrounding himself with more of them. Let's see if he picks one to be his VP (or if a neocon picks himself to be VP). He is kind-hearted to his kids, and shows a lot of compassion to his family (but not so much to his first wife, or to his wealthy benefactress second wife when he's in a cranky mood). He's a normal, Joe, otherwise. But near the bottom of his class at Annapolis, and a bit of a hot head and loose cannon.

Perhaps that's what we need. But he couldn't possibly be worse than (or nearly as bad as) the dope and the neocon puppetmaster, could he?

But near the bottom of his class at Annapolis, and a bit of a hot head and loose cannon.

Only four from the bottom in his class. You can't get much more "near" the bottom than this.

No Doubt that McCain is not the quickest guy in the world, but it's certainly odd that whenever Barry makes a gaffe it never gets reported. And he DOES make gaffes. All the time. Just like Johnny Mac. The difference?

the Media is busy creaming their jeans over him.

when Obama is sans teleprompter, he stutters like he's got Turets (sp?).

"...it's certainly odd that whenever Barry makes a gaffe it never gets reported."

Don't be a tool. Of course they are reported and repeated ad infinitum. Can you say "bitter"?

The difference?

The difference is that McBullshit is a batshit senile pathological liar.

McBullshit is trying to sell himself as a "Maverick" when in reality he has reversed his position so many times to conform to the rightwingkook base demands it is laughable.

when in reality he has reversed his position so many times to conform to the rightwingkook base demands it is laughable.

728

61 times in a little over a year all to win the right wing of the GOP.

Oh yes, that's right. McCain 61, Obama Zero?

You guys really need to just admit that your savior is fundamentally flawed. This guys is just as big of a phony as McCain. They are both a couple of fakes. Why can't the left see that their candidate is NOT the best guy for the job?

I'm telling you right now that I believe that McCain does not deserve to be a presidential candidate. But neither does the the other guy.

You libs are completely blinded by your partisan-colored glasses.

"Oh yes, that's right. McCain 61, Obama Zero?"

Who said that?

Forth from the bottom? It's gooood to be an Admiral's son. Especially when you kill 140 sailors.

Geez, even Dubya was only in the bottom quarter of his TANG applicant group. Of course, that was good enough to get Herbie's boy in, however briefly he stayed.

You libs are completely blinded by your partisan-colored glasses.

-----humanear--------

I'm sure the hard-core libs will be shocked because of this revelation since it has never happened before by anybody.

They have listened for almost 8 years to white trash neo-conservatives talk about how great W is and now he's led us to the worst economy and the worst foreiegn standing this country has ever been in. EVER.

The neo-cons long ago abandoned partisan-colored glasses because the only way they can make their boy seem relevant is to close thier eyes (and ears) completely.

"whenever Barry makes a gaffe it never gets reported."

Please, get up to speed, try and stay better informed.

I don't think that real conservatives were ever disillusioned by GWB. But like McCain, he's the the guy that would do the least damage to the country. And like real conservatives, we apparently are the minority in the Republican party. Kind of like JFK Democrats are the minority in the Democratic party.

The problem I have with these broad statements is that I don't believe that any president or Administration, whether it's Clinton, Bush, or any other deserves credit or blame for the economy or what is happening or happened to it.

Economics are cyclical. This downturn will turn around. Administrations and the weasels in congress constantly try to interfere, but it's the private sector for the most part that affects the ecomony, whether it be a positive or negative effect.

We the People should boot every single last one of them out (yes, even the ones we like) and start again. We the People should Draft those we want in office. Long ago, politicians considered it a duty and an honor to serve this country in public office. Now it's about money and power and getting reelected and fuck our constituents. I think most of us can agree on this when we all take our partisan glasses off.

Doesn't matter- the average "democracy" lasts about 250 years, so we're going to see some Change pretty soon, I predict.

Shut the fuck up, Doc. Probably a proctologist with two amputated arms anyway.

If you're saying that the media treats the two candidates the same, then maybe YOU better stay informed.

"Probably a proctologist with two amputated arms anyway.

Posted by humanear"

Bad experience?

Depends on your point of view. :-)

I'm telling you right now that I believe that McCain does not deserve to be a presidential candidate. But neither does the the other guy.

You libs are completely blinded by your partisan-colored glasses.

Posted by humanear at 2008-07-15 11:40 AM

Yes, but can you can President Obama?

Come on practice it with me...

President Obama!

President Obama!

President Obama!

No worries you will get used to it. Much easier than we had trying to get used to President Bush.

How does it feel to be so wrong about something?

Poor rethugs ... their brain housing groups are completely befuzzled after 8 years of Chimpy in Chief.

"Shut the fuck up, Doc"

Boy, that really cuts me to the quick.

Blather on all you want, but it doesn't get you off the hook for making yourself out to be an ignoramus for saying "whenever Barry makes a gaffe it never gets reported."

Ignorance? Stupidity? Or both?

We report, you decide.

"Kind of like JFK Democrats are the minority in the Democratic party."

REmarkably stupid analysis considering Caroline Kennedy is helping to select Obama's VP, Teddy Kennedy endorsed him, Maria Shriver endorsed him.......wishful thinking I think.

And like real conservatives, we apparently are the minority in the Republican party.

Whatever.

The definition of the political parties has become...

Democrat = someone who wants government to help everyone that needs help.

Republican = someone who wants government to help them.

Why can't the left see that their candidate is NOT the best guy for the job?

Posted by humanear

After electing a semi-coherent blueblood twice, it takes a lot of gall to make that statement.

Why can't the left see that their candidate is NOT the best guy for the job?

Posted by humanear

After electing a semi-coherent blueblood twice, it takes a lot of gall to make that statement.

Posted by RastaCyborg at 2008-07-15 02:38 PM

Why can't the right see they are nominating Mr Poopypants!

The man can't remember that Czechoslovakia stopped existing 15 years ago. He's running as a foreign policy expert with a minor in economics. His interest in foreign policy is obviously a recent undertaking (and while the same may be said for Obama, at least he isn't trying to talk down to his adversaries). He is obviously going to be relying on his advisors to make most of his important decisions. At the same time, when they say something extremely stupid (I'm looking at you, Phil Gramm) all of the sudden, his advisors don't speak for him. He's full of it and he's incompetant -- and not because he's old.

McCain has also promised to work closely with the Ottoman Empire and the Hunns.

Shut the fuck up, Doc. Probably a proctologist with two amputated arms anyway.

Posted by humanear at 2008-07-15 12:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

Your proctologist obviously has poor depth perception.

"McCain has also promised to work closely with the Ottoman Empire and the Hunns."

But he has refused direct talks with the Visigoths, under any circumstances.

However, he will be traveling to Europe soon after his inauguration to strengthen our ties with our traditional ally, the Holy Roman Empire.

Why are the Republicans so fascinated with the mentally retarded (Reagan, Bush, McCain)?

I heard the McCain campaign is will be unveiling a new plan tomorrow that he pledged will help the colonies free themselves from British rule.

Is McCain really a Maverick or suffering from pre-alzheimers...Hmm... Tough Choice !

On a side note...Why was it when John Kerry was running for President that Republicans were so doggedly tough and un-relenting on Theresa Heinz Kerry basically portaying her as a rich spoiled bitch who Kerry only married for money?

And now are so unconcerned with Cindy McCain who John McCain married before his divorce was final to his previous wife who looks like she has a plastic face and scarecrow beach blond hair with a broomstick stuck permanently up her ass and who McCain obviously married because she has Millions in inherited Budweiser stock?

Funny how Republicans have no problem now !

CNN: McCain again cites current events in 'Czechoslovakia' (2nd day in a row)

"when did this name change happen?"

But his promise to send federal troops to reinforce Bowie and Crockett at the Alalmo will please BLT.

Posted by northguy3

McCain has also promised to work closely with the Ottoman Empire and the Hunns.

Posted by COMMONSENSE

& put all them nasty Saint Patrick's Battalion to death for desertion!