Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Saturday, July 12, 2008

No one is allowed to die in the remote Norwegian town of Longyearbyen. The town's small graveyard stopped accepting newcomers 70 years ago, after it was discovered that the bodies were failing to decompose.

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Q: what was Mozart doing in his grave?

A: decomposing

Ponce de Leon was searching in the wrong place. Those early geographers ...

And the penalty for breaking their "no dying allowed" law will be?

And the penalty for breaking their "no dying allowed" law will be?

Capital punishment, I'm sure. Even in civilized Norway. herm

If you die-You'll be executed?
Sounds like Conservative Paradise....

"If you are unarmed when you encounter a bear, toss your mittens on the snow in the hope of distracting it.

"But if you see it snap its teeth with a smacking sound, it is readying for a kill.

"At which point, I suppose, you could try reminding the bear that it is forbidden to die in Longyearbyen and hope it shows respect for local law."

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Q. You and your friend are hiking and come across an angry Grizzly bear. How fast do you need to run?

A. Only a little faster than your friend.

Time for Viking funerals to make a comeback.
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Bet they don't have any dead-beat dads in that town!

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