Shocker!

........they have to stop for a snack when swimming upstream......

To hell with their sperm, I'm still wondering how they actually manage to fuck. Or if they only fuck fat women. And if they actually are turned on by each other as they fuck. Do they eat while they fuck? How long do they fuck before breaking a sweat, or wind? Is the incidence of "heart attack during sex" higher? What does the slapping sound sound like?

Inquiring minds need to know (or be filled with drivel).

Funny - Gordon Ramsey actually mentioned this in an "F word" show once, apparently chefs have a really shitty sperm count due to their bits being so close to hot stoves all the time. Although it didn't seem to affect Gordon all that much as I think he has four kids now :)

I hear Zat's wife had artificial insemination.

"Metal fatigue"

hahahahahaha

Skinny men have inferior cunnilingus skills.

Hmmmm as AU mentioned once not so much brass players.... brass players are *ahem* rather talented in that direction.

Skinny men have inferior cunnilingus skills.

Bull Shit.

I have a 9 inch tongue.

And can breathe through my ears.

ff skizziks!

LMBFTO!

John Edwards just announced he is going to sue Anhueser Busch and Hostess !!!

I have a 9 inch tongue.

You just proved my point.

The relevant girly parts are on the outside, remember?

I think this is called "natural selection".

I think this is called "natural selection".

No, I think its called fat fucks eat plenty of hormone filled red meat that give them tiny balls and beefy man tits.

They forgot to mention that fat chicks have inferior pussies that smell like an old tuna sandwich!

Taken a few for the team, Humanear?

: )

No, I think its called fat fucks eat plenty of hormone filled red meat that give them tiny balls and beefy man tits.

Posted by IraqiBukkake at 2008-07-10 01:08 AM

You got it all wrong, it's the fat itself that is making them girly. Fat men, whether they be vegan or any other dietary choice, have much higher estrogen levels produced by their own fat.

Or if they only fuck fat women.

Don't knock it till you've tried it, but skip the missionary position if you are afraid of heights.

LOL at Larry....(apologies in advance).

Fat men, whether they be vegan

LOL a fat vegan thats just funny.

Poor LarryMohr, Hans, Zatoichi, etc...

Don't forget Goatboob. He's so fat he can barely climb the stairs at work.

"Don't forget Goatboob. He's so fat he can barely climb the stairs at work."

Posted by mOntecOre

Same problem his sperm have apparently.

Here's something we can all live without!

And from the "duh" file...

"Please note: As this is a personal hygiene product, it cannot be returned or refunded."

Oh PDAGUY9....

That is just wrong!

Fortunately since statistics skew towards fat-assed men being overwhelmingly republican our only hope is they will continue to eat themselves out of existance.

...Just one tiny mint....

Fat men, whether they be vegan or any other dietary choice, have much higher estrogen levels produced by their own fat.

LOL...

It's like the guy who when asked by the hooker..."Who do you think you're gonna please with that?" answers...."ME!" Leave fat people alone....we don't want'em breeding too much anyway.

A love song for fat guys --