So not only does it taste like crap, but it's bad for you? What a rip off! I thought bad-tasting food was always good for you.

I've known this for years...just take a look at our little friends out there in places like Seattle, San Francisco, Portland...They subsist on tofu, sushi and bean sprouts. NOW you know why I've always said they were a few clowns short of a circus.

I don't know whether this is true or not:

AH HA! "Splains a lot, doesn't it? Now I know why DeadPud and his little friends sit down to pee. Do you think San Francisco might change some if tofu is banned?

Frankly, I had just decided that Jest, the bogus paratrooper and their appalling ilk need more tofu. You cannot increase their dementia, but you can reduce their testosterone flow. herm

I don't know if there is any truth to that, but the one time I tried tofu I had an overwhelming desire to see that 'Traveling Pants' movie.

Philistines. Veggie burgers ain't bad.

Every study dissing soy conveniently leaves out the Japanese. Why is that? Hmmmm??? Turns out the fools pimping "whey" protein are behind it.

I won't eat the stuff. It's foul. Nor will I be dining on any of that possum or squirrel roadkill stew you hillbillies seem so fond of. We may have more than our fair share of gay and "effeminate" men out here, but at least we're not famous for marrying our cousins.

Oh...that's your sister? Sorry, my mistake.

We could continue on like this, or we could stick to the thread topic and discuss the pros/cons of tofu consumption.

Tofu makes our kids gay? More hard-hitting pseudo-journalism from the World Nut Daily. What? No forward from Ed Anger or Lester the Typing Horse?

Philistines. Veggie burgers ain't bad.

Veggie Burgers are an abomination in the eyes of the Tater o' Doom.

Anathema!!

Blech, just blech.

Tofu is acceptable only in Hot and Sour and Miso soup.

Be Well.

"Now I know why DeadPud and his little friends sit down to pee."

You go all the way to Canada to watch guys pee???

Just damn.

I always thought anyone who actually liked tofu was demented to begin with....

I always thought anyone who liked tofu was gay to begin with..

"The researchers found high tofu consumption - at least once a day - was associated with worse memory, particularly among the over-68s."

They tried to run the same study with people in this age group who ate red meat on a daily basis but they were all dead.

Never had tofu since just the description of it gave me the runs.

I thank the Lord that I've never deviated from the good ole meat and potatoes my mom raised on (well except that time I was putting moves on that hot veggie chick at a health food store in Stowe Vt. back in the 70's and after I bumped into that now a freak of nature chick 20 years later I thank the Lord once again that that didn't pan out).

Eat more meat cause heart attacks are survivable Liberal Dementia isn't.

Best way to eat tofu is to freeze it solid, then thaw it, cut it in cubes and saute them in some BBQ sauce.

The freezing gives it a texture similar to meat and the sauce gives it some flavor.

Other than that, I'm with Spud.

It goes in the soup.

If you take soy per se, it's estrogen. Go figure. If you ingest a high soy diet, you've got more estrogen than you should have. Just saying.

It would explain why my ex won't tell me where she hid the money.

I take then, you didn't swing successfully? Hmmm...I wonder why?
I believe, Mr. Scotch, that the old hippie gal would probably say the same thing, and a whole lot more, about you.

Have another drink.

"If you take soy per se, it's estrogen. "

A bean is a hormone?

well, that 'splains much about the pasty-faced vegetarians!

tofu? dementia? hmmm... dementia + a couple of Budweiser tall boys? SIGN ME UP!

tofu = ewww

"I don't know if there is any truth to that, but the one time I tried tofu I had an overwhelming desire to see that 'Traveling Pants' movie."

Not that there is funny, I don't care who you are.

People who eat alot of that flavorless shit are probably demented in the first place.

I know I've talked to some vegetarians who try to make the arguement that human beings aren't natural meat eaters and that chimps "don't eat meat either". LOL.

Tofu is nassy. It's slimy too.