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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Redesigned milk jugs introduced by Wal-Mart and Costco are much better stacked and better for the environment, but customers think they're misshapen and messy. "It spills everywhere," said homemaker Amy Wise.

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I never saw her jugs but if they stack good, they can't be much to look at.

Lordy, what a calamity!

If this is all we have to complain about amidst an energy crisis and impending financial collapse, I think we're in pretty good shape.

That's some fucked up shit right there. The damned spout is on top and at the edge and the funky looking handle is too high up. No wonder people are pissed off. I know I would be. Fucking people are so damned stupid it's not even funny anymore. Least My Organic Milk in the PAPER cartons aren't spillable like those plastic rejects. What idiotic assholes they are.

Larry Mohr

Why's it different? I want the same milk.

Republicans.

and how the #### is this political? Its about being able to stack the damn things.

"and how the #### is this political?"

You will see, give 3 more posts and it will definitely be blamed on bush.

There was a segment on Good Morning America about these this morning. Apparently the way to pour them is to keep the bottom corner on the table and tilting the jug rather than picking it up. I haven't seen them yet so I don't know if that works or not.

and how the #### is this political?

Posted by Sniper at 2008-07-01 10:52 AM | Reply

It's an opportunity to screech about Wal-Mart. Wait a few minutes and Danni will be along with her talking points about Wal-Mart and China.

I have the same problem filling my lawnmower with gas. Hmmm...I wish they would invent something to solve such quandaries.

I think this is a great idea and a great design. You can do a lot more with less which is good for business and good for the environment and fuel consumption.

"It's an opportunity to screech about Wal-Mart.

Posted by vernon at 2008-07-01 11:13 AM"

Which chaps Vernie to no end, because he thinks they take care of him pretty well in his position as a greeter: www.dailypepper.com

Monty!

You stretched-out crack whore! Still got that smell of rotting fish about you? Try shoving a 16-pound bag of ice up that nasty hole.

How did your gig go last week when you pretended to be a guy? Did those gay bikers pay you in cash or vodka?

As for Wal-Mart, I go there every couple of months. When I need cantaloupe, Coke, light bulbs and aspirin it's the best place for one-stop shopping.

Chaps you to no end, doesn't it! Proly cuz you're that fat bitch with six screaming kids I see there each time

"Proly cuz you're that fat bitch with six screaming kids I see there each time

Posted by vernon at 2008-07-01 11:48 AM"

Why would you and your Big Filipina Bride go there at the same time?

Vernon's fantasy list:

"cantaloupe, Coke, light bulbs and aspirin."

Vernon's reality list:

"geritol, metamucil, Depends, and reading glasses."

and how the #### is this political? Its about being able to stack the damn things.

Dems shop at Costco, not Sam's Club, and we enjoy change when it is obviously for the better.

These new jugs are a great idea.

Monty,

You show off your ignorance with every post. There ain't no such thing as a big Filipino, male or female. You're just jealous because you outweigh her by a factor of 3.

When you go home to your trailer at the crack of dawn, with that crack hangover and the goop of 12 johns running down your leg, just remember: I'm moving to Asia to continue my interesting life, and you have to open a couple boxes of generic cereal and get your kids off to government school.

Designing milk containers that are fillable, stackable, and pourable seems like a fairly easy engineering problem, easier than some of the chemical engineering problems that we had to work out as undergraduates. Didn't they test this thing before full production?

I'm sorry I hit a nerve with you, Vernie. I knew you were a Walmart greeter, but I didn't know your grandson was as well: www.uneasysilence.com

When I found out your great-grandson also worked there, it was obvious why you are so sensitve about it: www.mishlan.com

Oh yeah, and don't let the American door hit you on the way out, Vermin. Good riddance. Now, shoo fly!

None of this would have happened if Dennis Kucinich had won the Democratic primary. I'm all bereft and such.

"There ain't no such thing as a big Filipino, male or female. "

Ummm, I beg to differ.

www.okcupid.com

These jugs are banned...

www.gather.com

"I'm moving to Asia to continue my interesting life"

That explains why you don't mind that the American economy is being systematically destroyed by the corporations. They too are going overseas. Knowing that tidbit will help me decipher your opinions, you aren't posting as an American but really as a Philipino.

"These jugs are banned...

www.gather.com"

Posted by Eddie

I'm sure they're crushed, er, fondled.

Knockers?

Milk filled Jugs?

Nicely Stacked?

So much WIN here is SCARY!

Ha! Deth is Boob Fixated Spud!

Boobs is good!

Be Well.

'Tits alright, spud.

People are so fucking lazy!

Can you imagine this stories headline being shown in Iraq or some other 3rd world shit hole?

'Lazy American's don't want to have to learn how to pour their fresh, readily available, and safe milk from a new container'

Some Americans truly have too much time on their hands to sit around and gripe about the most petty shit.

Expectedly, Vern and The Snipe seek to make political hay of this, brushing aside thoughts about Wal-Mart (they're phasing out the hyphen) and China before anyone voices them. herm

I like "Mega-Lo-Mart" better.

"I like "Mega-Lo-Mart" better.

Posted by Jomama"

Yup.

****Shoppers Knock Wal-Mart's Jugs****

Then maybe she should wear a better bra....

As usual Larry Mohr shows what a mohron he is with his rants. If ignorance is bliss then Larry must be the happiest guy in the world.

'Lazy American's don't want to have to learn how to pour their fresh, readily available, and safe milk from a new container'

Some Americans truly have too much time on their hands to sit around and gripe about the most petty shit.

Posted by COMMONSENSE at 2008-07-01 01:04 PM

You should here all the crying here in Cali over the new hands free law.

When they introduced those square tomatoes several years back, I remember thinking that it was only a matter of time before we had square cows...

People are tooooo fucking stooooopid to pour milk? To adapt to something new? What fucking idiots. Just tilt the jug, you morons. They should all be forced to drink milk from the teat. Or go without.

You should here all the crying here in Cali over the new hands free law.

Posted by crispee_oc at 2008-07-01 04:57 PM | Reply | Flag:

Why are they bitching about a law that just makes sense. Each and every time I have some close call (giant SUV wandering into my lane on the highway, running stop sign ...etc) it's ALWAYS someone with a cell phone pressed to their thick skull.

What exactly are they bitching about? Which part of the law?

Without milk crates, what are college students going to do for furniture? Sounds like Wal-Mart and Ikea are conspiring to sell more shitty bookshelves.

I went through 5 sets of Milk Crates as My Computer desk chair until I converted a semi trailer rim for a computer chair. They don't make milk crates like they used to.

Larry

Wouldn't Shoppers' knockers(in some ways) be considered Wal-Mart's Jugs?

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