Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Bobby Jindal, the 36-year old governor of Louisiana, is being taken seriously by the national press as a candidate on the shortlist to be John McCain's Vice President. No one doubts that he's a political prodigy -- his impressive resume includes stints as president of the state university system, a Congressman and now governor. But one of Jindal's job titles hasn't gotten much attention -- and it just might prompt a few questions if his Veep candidacy gains steam: Exorcist.

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Sounds like we need to excise the exorcist.

Maybe he can go to work on Cheney after helping McCain rid himself of his inner demons.

bobby constantine

So what--Jindal is not going on the ticket.

Neither is Crist. The talibaptists have spoken.

Now, if Mike can get a clear shot, he might get picked.


Wow... just wow...

The power of Christ compels you!

Jindal is being touted as the next republican golden boy... It's good to get a few early stabs in, you know, bleed him a little before he really hits the national stage.

Lets see how Louisiana looks in 4 years then we can judge...

So much for Jindal's up-and-coming, GOP star status.

Jindal, we hardly knew ye.

Spud knew a guy who was once possesed by a demon.

He hired an excorcist and eventually got rid of it.

Then he tried to stiff his excorcist on the bill.

NEVER do this!

EVAR!

The guy ended up getting... repossessed!

Ha! Don't blame Spud fer that one.

"The Devil made me do it!"

Spud to Rob:

"Yer mother sews socks that smell!"

Be Well.

Governor Blanko D-La the one before Booby Jindal had a name appropriate for a dem gov. Gov Blank Slate not only did not know how to call out the La. National Guard for Katrina but she didn't even know that she could do it. Like a typical dem though, she did know how to blame Bush.

Your mother sucks cocks in hell! lol That movie is hilarious...and beyond satire.

Your mother sucks cocks in hell! lol That movie is hilarious...and beyond satire.

~Alex&rite

Agreed!

The "socks that smell" line was from an old SNL sketch with Richard Pryor that parodied the Excorcist.

Spud thinks the movie qualifies as a totally tubular Classique!

Speaking of qualifications...

"What are your qualifications? Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? You think I'm qualified?"

Be Well.

/Spud's going on waaaay too little sleep here and must forthwith depart these halcyonic shores, once again exiting the scintillating Drudge Retort, as ya do,
stage left.


So much for Jindal's up-and-coming, GOP star status.

Jindal, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by nullifidian


You think that was legit though? That he was really an up-and-comer? I don't see the GOP running straight pass Blacks and Hispanics and landing directly on Indian (dot not feathers). I guess he did win the Louisiana Governor spot, but I don't know, it just seems a little far fetched that an Indian-American would be the GOP's grand plan to start reaching out to minorities.

"You think that was legit though? "

Don't know for sure, but he was getting a lot of hype even before this wave of VP speculation. It seems like a good way for Republicans to jettison the white man's party image. In fact the success of the biracial Obama probably accelerates that process.

well the leftwing attack machine has started early on him hasnt it?

OH NO>.....WAIT A MINUTE......thats impossible because ONLY the rightwing has an attack machine.
the left has a TRUTH SQUAD......just look at the thread a little down from this one and you will see it........never mind........

I wonder if Bobby Jindal will try and make Obama's head spin around and around
during the middle of one of the Obama/McCain debates?

well the leftwing attack machine has started early on him hasnt it?


It looks like the leftwing attack machine is a lot more sophisticated than the rightwing one: it gets its "victims" to write Exposs about themselves in reputable publications!!

Karl Rove ain't got nothing on us!



Yeah, but did it WORK?

Ezorcism is so overrated.

Larry Mohr


And think of how popluar a McCain medical plan will be if his veep can actually cure cancer.

" I exorcised, but I did not expel"

Bubba Jindal.

So what. Wright tried to exorcise Obama for 20 years! Didn't work - still a muslim.

......thats impossible because ONLY the rightwing has an attack machine.
the left has a TRUTH SQUAD......

did Jindal do the exorcism? Yes. Truth.
Is Obama a secret muslim? No. false attack.

You could Google truth and lies if you have any confusion. Given your frequent Iraq fantasies, I think you may.

After reading the story, Jindal and his friends should have been charged with kidnapping.

I exorcised, but I did not expel"

Bubba Jindal.

Posted by northguy3


okay so I am STILL laughing out loud.....you might have to explain this to some of your liberal bros out there....funniest thing I have read here in some time or maybe its just that its so surprising coming from YOU........LOL.........make me stop laughing......


......thats impossible because ONLY the rightwing has an attack machine.
the left has a TRUTH SQUAD......

did Jindal do the exorcism? Yes. Truth.
Is Obama a secret muslim? No. false attack.

You could Google truth and lies if you have any confusion. Given your frequent Iraq fantasies, I think you may.

Posted by northguy3


OH NB3.....you just keep coming up with JOKE after JOKE after JOKE.....this is almost as funny as the previous post........

I am on record as saying that barry is a secret muslim is pretty silly........or IIIIISSSSSSSS IT.............hhhhhhhhhhhhhmm
mmmmmmmmmmmm

It is something how America is ready to support a a guy from India to go to the white house before they would support a black man. Worried about Baracks religion are you? What about this guy?

Is Obama a secret muslim? No. false attack.

You could Google truth and lies if you have any confusion. Given your frequent Iraq fantasies, I think you may.

Posted by northguy3


ng3 - do you think a supposedly emancipated woman such as Obama's mother would submit to naming her son with a Muslim name if she did not agree with her husband's religion? Married a 2nd Muslim? Come on. How did you get your name - did your parents pick a Hindu name just because it sounded cool? He may not be a practicing Muslim but he certainly was exposed to the religion quite a bit - nothing rubbed off? Obviously his mother agreed with the religion enough that she would give her son a Muslim name - and yes I know it was his father's - again, though she was an emancipated woman - awfully submissive of her to acquiesce to the naming of her child after the father.

By the way, if he would admit to such - so what? Most Muslims are fine - just like democrats. It's the radicals that are the problem. Did not have a problem with Romney being a Mormon, would not have a problem with Hussein being a muslim. Do have a problem with his judgment for the last 20 years.

BTW - don't recall any Iraq fantasies I have had - mine don't usually involve countries.

TRUTH ABOUT OBAMA AND THE MUSLIM SMEAR

urbanlegends.about.com

Larry Mohr

At the time this was written, it was not known if he was or wasn't (it may still be unknown). The entire purpose of this article was a negative stab at a politician over something not even known yet? When do we start in with the almost certainty of Louis Farrakhan being on the short list? It is well known that the Obama pets eat only Muslim approved pet food.

And NEXT...

For those that need help understanding why the reference to Obama instead of McCain? It can go either way. Those that hate one or the other, do so in the most ridiculous infantile way. To use the wrong candidate shows this.

Reality isn't important. As long as what you say for us to read is negative, good enough. It is so ridiculous if you aren't paying close attention, it could be either side.

It is something how America is ready to support a a guy from India to go to the white house before they would support a black man.

Think Obama would sell you a slushie in the Oval Office at 3 a.m.?

JINDAL is history in the Republician Party, they only accepted him because every now an than they want some color, but Exorcism, that Fuckers HISTORY!!!!!

It's amazing how racist and bigoted you people are against those you disagree with. You Dumbocrats are supposed to be the party of tolerance and acceptance but the world sees you for what you are, narrow minded, perverted, socialists whose cowardice against real threats are known world wide. You mock that which you are too stupid to even try to understand, so you are worse that the good old boys of the south from the 50s and 60s. You're just idiots with computers, no brains and too much time on their hands.

Just because you "Google" something and find it on the internet does not make it true, especially if it from a politician, the mainstream media or a Dumbocrat.

"You Dumbocrats are supposed to be the party of tolerance and acceptance but the world sees you for what you are, narrow minded, perverted, socialists whose cowardice against real threats are known world wide. "

Lighten up, Francis. Enjoy some music courtesy of McCrazy:

youtube.com

' Susan's behavior becomes stranger, and she is surrounded by "sulfuric" smells.'

Sounds like she needed to leave the pickled eggs alone more than getting exorcised.

"sulfuric" smells."

Miralax can help that.

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