Why would he pay people to do this, when he's already got an army of deluded salivating internet zombies available right here, who would work just for an "attaboy" email and a Wendy's coupon?

And all you got for all your shilling, Crookedfish, was a couple of limping spyrochetes lodged in your frontal lobe. What a shame.

See, I knew his paranoid pussified follower would show up.

DOC

It's 'COCKFISH' - a small penis shaped bottom dweller with a fin where the testicles would normally be.

Lets' see if these internet truther people are working right now:

I heard that Obama likes mint jelly on the children he barbecues, and Michelle makes a wicked soup with the leftovers. After they pray to Allah, of course.

You still back here, AU? What's wrong, did the Kos finally figure out what a whiny boring piece of feces you are, and ban you for life?

AU -

You have the thanks of a grateful nation.
COCKFISH it is, then.
LOL

Don't make a complete fool of yourself yet again Cookie. He prefers a dry-rub of red and black pepper, salt, and coriander.

Idiot.

Americunty didn't like the name calling so he spotted his panties for all of 3 minutes and ran away to the DailyKos to "show us all!".

Did they make fun of you there as well you lonely old fool?

I thought Obama would hire qualified intelligent web monkeys to monitor his internet enemies. How bad are things when he has to settle for Coc Slobbis and American UNotMe? hahahaha!

Did they make fun of you there as well you lonely old fool?

Why should they be any different?

If CockStarvis was dumpable I'd bet Cockfish isn't going to be looked upon very favorably.
On second thought, you liberals can't wait to get your hands and mouths on some Cockfish...

Carry on ladies.

how bad is it when cookfish's only way to help mccain win is to post lies about obama

how does it feel cookie to know that you have a grampa who can't read, forgets what he says, and has been mind fucked by the "gooks", as your savior

Did they make fun of you there as well you lonely old fool?

Posted by 101Chairborne

A. Na. I just posted there after reading a few really insightful posts.

B. My wife would disagree with the 'lonely', and I'll bet you we're about the same age.

C. I'm done being nice to NeoCon cretins.

"See, I knew his paranoid pussified follower would show up."

Why is it that everytime I see a post by Sir Doc I muster up this mental image of a knight in armor on a huge white horse charging at someone with lance lowered and with the William Tell Overture playing in the background.
Just say, "Obama sucks," and here he comes, banners flying, music playing!

"Obama sucks!" Ha!

Promoting the truth is "pussified"?

Twisted little reality the Right has .

He prefers a dry-rub of red and black pepper, salt, and coriander. Idiot.

Posted by SanAntonioRogue

This has to be the funniest thread in a while... I'd FF nearly every post if I didn't care about seeming FF obsessive.

Don't forget that he always has his babies par-boiled first... You get a more even doneness that way.

who would work just for an "attaboy" email and a Wendy's coupon?

LMAO

I was ready to apply until I read this!

It's porterhouses and a babe who knows when to leave or I don't work.

"Obama's smokin'!!!!!!
blogs.abcnews.com
Yikes, cripes, c'mon tykes!
Obama's smokin'! Obama's smokin'!
Ohmygawd, ohmygawd, ohmygawd, ohmygawd!
Yrs,
~Cockfish
~Dorky
~Imbicile
~Fathom
~Section 8
~Jestjackinoff
etc."

Do any of you suppose Sir Doc's steed ever gets tired? From his last post it looks like he's ridin' Big Brown in the Belmont. Either that or Kuchinich's little UFO friends have zapped his gourd.

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2008-06-11 10:06 AM
Damn, is he really?

Addiction... I wish I could truly understand what addiction was before I got addicted.

He's going to have the hardest job in the world... cut the guy some slack, you know?

Even Jeb Bartlett pimped a fag from a SS guard once in a while.

"Why is it that everytime I see a post by Sir Doc I muster up this mental image of a knight in armor on a huge white horse charging at someone with lance lowered and with the William Tell Overture playing in the background."

Because in the afternoons they let you watch "The Lone Ranger"?

Why is it everytime I see a post by Justjackinoff I muster up this mental image of a geezer in a striped bathrobe smeared with oatmeal and reeking of cheap cigar smoke (La Condessa Robusto or Tesoro Torpedo perhaps?), clad in soiled white pyjamma bottoms with pink bunny slippers concealing bunioned feet with yellow toenails, a grin from behind four-days' growth of beard that reveals three teeth, with a cat on his lap and Steven Foster songs playing on a Victrola perched on an orange crate beside the tattered screendoor of the rented single-wide in Vernon, Florida, with a sign that reads "Vacant" stuck in the never-been-manicured kudzu patch that conceals his regularly-groomed, perfumed Chihuahua?

Dunno.

So it goes.

Wow, doc... that's a powerful imagination you got there... gross.

I'm not in Florida, I'm in TN...and I hate oatmeal. I'm gonna get after the kudzu this afternoon.

- powerful imagination

More likley biographical. Sort of an extremely poverty stricken man's Dennis Miller, our Dopey.

I'm not in Florida, I'm in TN...and I hate oatmeal. I'm gonna get after the kudzu this afternoon.

Posted by jestgettinalong

We just had the 'Great Kudzu Murder of 2008' a few weeks ago.

My trees thanked me

:-)

In NYC we call the Kudzu tourists.

You'd think we'd be able to make rope or clothing out of the stuff with that rate of growth.

"Too late: www.flickr.com"

I gonna spread the word...Sir Doc is stalkin' us. I think he's tryin' to get nekkid pitchers of our wimmen.

Unibrows on brainswhased wimmen is so sexy.

Here one that seriously hopes Obama really is a sufi/muslim that still follows Rumi & Shamus i Tabriz teaching & way of love:>)

Here one that seriously hopes Obama really is a sufi/muslim that still follows Rumi & Shamus i Tabriz teaching & way of love:>)

Posted by Bani

I'd add Hassan i Sabbah

Non Serviam,

G.D.S. Hagbard Celine

Hassan i Sabbah, though, a remarkable man was/is way too strict for me...

Yeah, the execution thing... okay.

But he did start the Hashishim.

Well, St Paul executed a few as Saul...before he saw the light or was it hash?:>)

Paranoid Obama Recruits Web Truth Squad


Always remember:

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean everyones not out to get you.

After the swiftboat incident, every candidate should be planning a good defense.

Obama will be smart if he continues the campaign without believing he's a shoe-in. We know what happens to those who think that way.

I wonder if Barry has an enemy like O'Neill out there. I wonder if he has any disgruntled junkies from Occidental College that he cheated out West

Why would he pay people to do this, when he's already got an army of deluded salivating internet zombies available right here, who would work just for an "attaboy" email and a Wendy's coupon?

We get Wendy's coupons? Mmmmmmmm....Frosty

I heard that Obama likes mint jelly on the children he barbecues, and Michelle makes a wicked soup with the leftovers. After they pray to Allah, of course.

Posted by cookfish



How lame, although juvenile. Are you 12?

You tell me. How much did you stuff in your mouth?

C. I'm done being nice to NeoCon cretins.

Posted by AMERICANUNITY

so at night he poses as an "anonymous" internet tough guy using bad words and threatening people..

go diddle your boyfriend you sausage bandit.

Yes--Obama should be wary since he is run by Soros and the Daley machine..

LEGIO

You didnt' think I was serious?

I'm not interested in your homosexual fantasy you one celled cretin asshole

Alrighty then, Who amoung us, we who are America,
will put bitter vitriol to rest and unite for our national best interest, behind whom so ever is elected to the POTUS?

Cookfish?
Doc?
Wisgod?
Larry?
American Unity?
101?
Oldwhiskeysour?
Spud?
Pud?
Vern?


Anybody here on drudge ready to support whichever guy wins, or will we be here rootin for ourside and yukin it up when theirside screws the pooch?


I'm not sayin, Im just sayin.

I'm in

If he' elected and doesn't turn out to be Bush v2.0 and restores our international standing as the America we were before W I'll support him as I have every President until Bush.

Fair enough?

Good start! You are true to your name AU. ;?)

we who are America

Nice to be included on yer list, OWS, but, in point of fact, Deth is Canuckistani Spud and thus can only be considered a neutral observer.

^_^

G08ama!

If McCain wins then Spud will go on a sabbatical from blogworld fer a time.

Best eye can do.

Be Well.

I, for one, would like to see the winner of the '08 election invite the loser to serve on his cabinet, just to make the partisan hacks' and the media's heads explode. Instead of "you damn libs" this and "Repugnacunts" that, maybe it'll get us to focus on "oh, fuck, we actually are facing a crisis and need to stop mouthing off and start working toward a solution."

I prefer Obama over McCain, but every day they're spouting off ever more identical stances on things. McCain sure as hell better not be Bush 2.0. I do trust him a bit more than W.

LOL... is he serious with this?

God I hope some of them come here...

I heard Obama actually is a Muslim, and wants to negotiate with Iran because those are his people. Also I heard his wife and Jeremiah Wright are plotting to take control of his cabinet if elected so they can give a 1 million dollar check to every black man and woman for slavery.

Its just what I heard...

Anybody here on drudge ready to support whichever guy wins, or will we be here rootin for ourside and yukin it up when theirside screws the pooch?

Posted by oldwhiskeysour


I haven't even made up my mind on who I'm voting for... you'd have to be deliberately blinding yourself if you say you can't see benefits to Obama being elected President... Whoever wins will be OUR president, and we should support him.

At least longer then the Left supported the current President.

At least longer then the Left supported the current President.

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole

That goes both ways rob. You know damn good and well the partisan hacks will demonize a president from the other party, pretty much immediately.

Do you truly see Rush or Hannity making an appeal to their audience to recognize Obama as their president?

OH.. and your IP has been logged...
-Obama Truth Squad

OH.. and your IP has been logged...
-Obama Truth Squad

Posted by GustoGus


Oh Lo'dy, Lo'd!! Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me!

(other Blazing Saddles quotes would be dumped...)

hat goes both ways rob. You know damn good and well the partisan hacks will demonize a president from the other party, pretty much immediately.

Sure they will, but that's why they're hacks... After the whole recount mess in 2000 a large portion of Democrats never gave this president a chance, only coming around slightly after 9/11, but lets be honest after 9/11 any president would have high numbers...

And by the way, if George W. Bush started up anything with the word "Squad" in it, how long before Liberals here would start calling them the Gestapo, or Brownshirts, or SS?

All this "Truth Squad" is going to be is a way for them to stop talk and debate on blogs by forcing away critics or hijacking threads... and Goddamnit, that's my job.

It's fun using Obama as a punching bag. When we're done he will be like Mike Tyson, laying flat on his political back. Obama should have stuck with something he's good at like bowling.

And by the way, if George W. Bush started up anything with the word "Squad" in it, how long before Liberals here would start calling them the Gestapo, or Brownshirts, or SS?

ROB

You only get to use 'Squad' when it has to do with truth and justice.

I don't think Bush qualifies, do you? He's not good at the truth, and he sure has been for justice via electrocution and imprisonment. Heck, he's kept people in prison in Texas for the same stuff he did.

So, no. Bush doesn't get to use 'Squad' for anything.

How's that bambino, ROB? She gonna be an opera singer?

AU :-)

How's that bambino, ROB? She gonna be an opera singer?


AU :-)

Posted by AMERICANUNITY


She's gonna wake up screaming any minute now...

I was getting some work done here in my office, hoping to get it done faster and get to bed by 1030, but once midnight rolled around I knew it was pointless to get into bed... she's more accurate then a rolex for when she needs to eat at night... Hell I haven't set an alarm in months... she wakes me up every morning right around 630.

Thanks for asking... as much as I miss sleep, I wouldn't trade it for the world...

Whoever wins will be OUR president, and we should support him.

At least longer then the Left supported the current President.

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole

Rob, I did exactly that from the time I was able to vote until Bush 43 came along. I've even met his dad under social circumstances and don't have bad feelings for him at all. I don't despise Bush the Kid because he's a Republican, I despise him because I think he's a dishonest moron who's run our country the same way he ran every other failed enterprise in his life. I'm pissed at his staunch supporters for standing up for such an obvious moron when it's so obvious he's an incompetent and dangerous idiot (because he's so stupid) who's been absolutely terrible for America.

I voted both parties in my life. I've NEVER held a president in this much contempt in my life. Not even Nixon - who's 'crimes' are a drop in the bucket compared to this bunch.

I didn't even have bad feelings for any particular party until the shenanigans began with the NeoCon's pursuit of Clinton for 'something/anything' to remove him from office. I felt THAT was because they were pissed about his beating Bush 41 and leftover remnants of Watergate anger from some in the GOP.

Anyway, I'll be thanking God Almighty when this moron is out of the White House. Now, if Obama is elected I'd expect people to give him the same chance I gave others, not try every trick in the book to prevent him from doing his job. Same for McCain - provided he isn't really Bush 2.0 as he's been the last few months, perhaps just to get elected. I don't recognize the guy anymore. My wife and I used to respect him.

OK. That's enough for this post...

Hey, I'm glad you're enjoying fatherhood.

Have you learned how to sleep at work with your eyes open yet? *grin*

a truth squad, is it.

word is that michelle will have her own division.