I'd prefer to see him get an escort into court.

I"m going to drink 2 gallons of water before visiting Dick's eventual resting place

What a disgrace. Too fucking funny if You ask Me. Oh and the article states that Hellary gets Secret Service Protection. NO SHIT SHERLOCK. She is a former First Lady. They get Lifetime Secret Service Protections too unless they divorce the Former President.

Larry Mohr

americanunity, if you drink 2 gallons of water you want make it to Cheney's final resting place. You would die of water intoxication.

Just another stupid libturd running his mouth.


Bee Swell

Easy AU

If you believe in reincarnation (or poetic justice) you could be pissing on a future quail.

cpj

i think thats au's point

never going to happen

"you could be pissing on a future quail."

Posted by Twinpac

Or a future lawyer.

americanunity, if you drink 2 gallons of water you want make it to Cheney's final resting place. You would die of water intoxication.

Just another stupid libturd running his mouth.


Bee Swell

Posted by Crackpipejunkie

Only if you hold it in.

Why do you always open your mouth and sound like a fool?

How proud does this make Liberals... your blind partisan hatred has lead the Secret Service to possibly take special measures to protect Cheney because they're worried one of you might try to act on your hatred... bravo.

I"m going to drink 2 gallons of water before visiting Dick's eventual resting place

Posted by AMERICANUNITY


A) Can't imagine why why the Secret Service is taking special measures.

B) Dethspud claims if he ever has the opportunity he'll piss on Reagan's grave... Eleventy-Billion dollars says both of you lack the grapes to act on your "threats."

I'll take that bet ROB

Even if I get caught I won't get more than a few months, after which I can spend the eleventy billion to buy my own private island paradise complete with 2 mile runway for my Gulfstream G5 pimped out private jet.

I think I have FINALLY figured out Rob's problem. He was raised in a Household where You don't question authority figures. That the Liberals are always wrong and that Republicanism is always right. Oh and Noone should balk at what a Righty pResident does no matter what.

Larry Mohr

ROB

Don't have a hissy.

The last three VP's have had SS protection for 6 months. That's this deal too, extended if HS feels it's necessary.

Gee, why would anyone hate Dick Cheney anyway?

How proud does this make Liberals... your blind partisan hatred has lead the Secret Service to possibly take special measures to protect Cheney because they're worried one of you might try to act on your hatred... bravo.

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at



nope just goes to show that cheney's a coward.

"How proud does this make Liberals... your blind partisan hatred has lead the Secret Service to possibly take special measures to protect Cheney because they're worried one of you might try to act on your hatred..."

Gawd, that is funny.

Cheney's actions and behavior have caused him to feel a compelling need for SS protection for, I would guess, the rest of his misanthropic life.

nope just goes to show that cheney's a coward.

Posted by truthhurts at 2008-06-09 08:54 AM | Reply


Obama had SS protection earlier than any other primary candidate. What a pussy...

If you want Dethspud to keep his pecker in his pants near reagan's grave simply remind him Reagan was an adult.

Gee, why would anyone hate Dick Cheney anyway?

Posted by AMERICANUNITY


If you honestly look at the situation AU, what has he DONE? The Vice President, has no authority... his only job is to break ties in the Senate, and step in if the President is unable to perform his duties...

So the only reason you on the left would want to hate/hurt Cheney, is for things that he has said or believes... You guys are great Americans!

The Team will consist of Daryl and his brother Daryl from West Virginia.

If you honestly look at the situation AU, what has he DONE? The Vice President, has no authority... his only job is to break ties in the Senate, and step in if the President is unable to perform his duties...

So the only reason you on the left would want to hate/hurt Cheney, is for things that he has said or believes... You guys are great Americans!

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole

Cheney has been de facto President and behind many of the most egregious blunders.

I don't want to hurt Cheney. Why would I? But, for your Eleventy Billion dollars I will piss 2 gallons on his grave for the reasons I gave before: Private island, Gulfstream G5 jet, maybe buy my own country, build hospitals in Afghanistan that are actually stocked with supplies and staff, feed the poor, convert my vehicles to biodiesel, hire you to wear out a thousand keyboards LOL

I wonder who's going to pay for Cheney's secret home bunker and all of his secret filing cabinets once he retires? Halliburton? Enron? Or, as he's probably trying to arrange, the US taxpayers?

Andrea -- Good info; thanks for the link. I wonder what happens when a set of former VP, SECDEF and POTUS all have international subpoenas awaiting them? A lot of the international community wants to indict the chief architects of the Buch-Cheney doctrine for their actions.

And in the end
the threat you face
is equal to the threats
you've made.

Personally I wouldn't want to be Dick Cheney (oooh what a horrible thought) but to be him without SS protection....forget about it. He probably needs layers of protection. Mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, sons, daughters hate that man with a passion all over this country and others too.

Rob-you're wife would never loan you eleventy billion dollars. And AU-just go there with a big ass thermos of coffee-same result, only quicker.
I'd say beer, but you might get drunk and end up forgetting the experience. If Cheney is worried, he should jus lock himself in his man sized safe until the saudis need him.

"They get Lifetime Secret Service Protections too unless they divorce the Former President."

So that's why she never divorced Bill.

Cheney don't need no SS protection. Dude shoots his friends in the FACE as a hobby.

Be interesting to see how Secret Service protection worked if Cheney and/or Bush got indicted, tried, and/or imprisoned.

Would their posse go to the Big House with them?

Would Secret Service agents be responsible for picking up soap dropped in the shower?

If an imprisoned Veep or Prez tries to escape, do agents assist, prevent, report, or what?

If a Prez won't come back from Paraguay to stand trial voluntarily, do his agents pick him up for the Feds, or do they help him stay put?

Oughta be fascinating. Especially if that rumor about Obama wanting Hill for AG pans out. Heh.

The veep has the power to out covert CIA operatives. Second job is to Lie about WMD. Third job is to fix fuel prices with the energy industry

Only if you hold it in.

Why do you always open your mouth and sound like a fool?

Posted by AMERICANUNITY

try drinking 2 gallons of water dumbass and see how quickly you die..

"If you honestly look at the situation, what has he DONE?"

If I ever had a notion that The Wise Ass Of The Year actually KNEW anything, Rob erases it now. Cheney (with Karl Rove) surely has been the Gepetto pulling Pinocchio Bush's strings.

But federal protection for Cheney? Why, exactly? How, precisely, would this nation ever benefit from keeping his worthless ass alive? herm

"Reagan was an adult."

Maybe once, long ago, bogus paratrooper. By the time I spent an hour in an Oakland CA bar with him in January 1958, Reagan was already totally and incurably senile. herm

Fortunately my ex and I wanted the kids to get the stuff.


So even people close to you think you're an insufferable ass.

I knew it wasn't just us on the DR!

Herm- He was probably just stupid, not senile.

How proud does this make Liberals... your blind partisan hatred has lead the Secret Service to possibly take special measures to protect Cheney because they're worried one of you might try to act on your hatred... bravo.

Posted by Rob_The_Douche_Bag

For those of you who can't read (like Rob), this bipartisan legislation is intended for all future vice presidents.

try drinking 2 gallons of water dumbass and see how quickly you die..

Posted by Legio

A. My stomach holds about 1/2 a gallon
B. My stomach holds no more than 1/2 a gallon
C. I don't know anyone who's stomach holds more than 1/2 a gallon
C. You're a dumbass if you even thought I could drink 2 gallons of water at one sitting

How proud does this make Liberals... your blind partisan hatred has lead the Secret Service to possibly take special measures to protect Cheney because they're worried one of you might try to act on your hatred... bravo.

"Blind" Wobster?

How can you be so wrong on such a consistent basis?

Truth is that the folk who are fuming over the fact that Dickless Cheney remains a free man when he should be in jail fer being a fucking war criminal and profiteer and traitor are the only ones with their eyes open.

Idiots like you with yer BLIND unconditional support fer this asshole and his pet Chimp are the ones who should feel heartily ashamed of yerselves.

You won't because yer about as morally bankrupt as you are brain dead but in case you were wondering

...you should.

As long as Cheney stays out of jail he will have enemies who wish him harm.

That's wot you get when you start greed inspired wars that cause hundreds and thousands of casualties.

Be Well.

D. I listen to the news too and heard about the woman who died during the radio contest.
E. I doubt my stomach even holds 1/2 a gallon as I'm in good shape and don't overeat
F. I would still drink 2 gallons of water for eleventy billion dollars and piss on Cheney's grave

With just a little reading I discovered that several of our recent former VP's received SS protection for 6 months.

This isn't anything new. Much will depend on whether or not Homeland Security determines after 6 months whether or not he still needs SS protection.

As wealthy as he is he'll probably hire private security anyway as many wealthy people do.

"Herm - He (Reagan) was probably just stupid, not senile."

Alex, he didn't want to talk sports (had been a sportscaster) or about movies. When I asked what he DID like to talk about, he said depreciating himself on his tax return. Alex, he WAS senile. herm

"Reagan was already totally and incurably senile."

Senile??? Dutch??

I don't think he was senile, I think he thought he was one of the characters he had portrayed, or a combination of several of them. He was always conscious of how he appeared and he had the perfect presidential look and attitude. He was an actor, acting as president. If you notice, many of the Republican's presidential nominees are men that are intellectually uninquisite. The look the part but they are easily manipulated. Bush is the perfect example. I don't think Jeb will ever be president because he is too intelligent.

"I think he thought he was one of the characters he had portrayed, or a combination of several of them."
-Danni

Sad, but pathetically true, flag.

"I don't think he was senile, I think he thought he was one of the characters he had portrayed."

Danni baby, heroine of mine, if that ain't senility, what is? herm

"Reagan was already totally and incurably senile."

Scary thing about McCain is the fact that he's older than Reagan was when he first ran fer POTUS and if you look into his eyes you can almost see the madness gathering like storm clouds.

Be Well.

I suppose Dementia would also be called Sinility.

""I don't think he was senile, I think he thought he was one of the characters he had portrayed."

Danni baby, heroine of mine, if that ain't senility, what is? herm

Posted by herm at 2008-06-09 08:03 PM "

It's all a dream.
Life passing by on a screen.

With the exception of a small group of humans and one cricket, the most amazing being I ever met was a cat.

But seeing Reagan elected.
Well then, screw you.

I've soloed the Rockies in my own airplane with no debt.

It was magnificent.

What sign are you???
Mommy wants to help her sweet prince.
Mommy will take care of everything.
The stars are very encouraging.

How proud does this make Liberals... your blind partisan hatred has lead the Secret Service to possibly take special measures to protect Cheney because they're worried one of you might try to act on your hatred... bravo.

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole


I didnt even bother to read answers to this because I can almost tell you what the left reaction is, but I can tell you this. whether its as inane as a pie in the face or even up to destruction of private property. the LEFT has the corner on potential harm towards cheney. this is a wise move because if you saw some of the tape from the 'freepress.net' convention you saw just how violent and wacked out the far left really is.
freepress...........what an oxymoron or bullshit. a freepress is the LAST FUCKIN thing the far left wants....
GO ROB GO.............

Lee -- Chris Hitchens is a very valid author. He is also despised by the cons and neocons, even while treating all of his subject matter evenly. Good link!

And given the disclosures he makes, it is something that needs more analysis by historians and political scientists. I just wonder what they would say.

Since the link is 4 years old, I wonder if you have any follow-up to Hitchen's article.

Thanks!

T&C,
Not at the moment, but it's worth a look. I'll keep you posted.

AA -- When I was a high school dummy, I had my first tear with beer and drank 22 6 oz glasses of beer. That's 132 ounces, or just over 1 gallon (128 ounces). I felt as if I would die, puked and still felt as if I would expire.

I think the prospect of drinking 2 gallons of anything is hyperbole.

But I think the promise of taking a leak on Cheney's grave is to be taken seriously. But, just in case Old Snakebite has a way of getting revenge from the beyond, there could be grave consequences to leaking on his headstone.

Does he get to keep his Man-sized safe and his little stamp that says "Classified" so he can stamp his mail and stuff too?

Poor Cheney... Poor Bush... No more Executive Privilege to hide +behind soon... My guess is they will need the SS to keep all the lawyers at bay.

Remember folks ...there has to be a morning after and when they leave the Whitehouse they are just citizens again.

Someone asked me what I would say to the Pres or Dick if I ever met them... Answer... not much but I would prolly try and punch them in the nose!

Don't think so A-hole? Try me...

Semper Fi

"I think the prospect of drinking 2 gallons of anything is hyperbole."

It depends; in a sweltering environment, all bets are off. I remember umpiring about a half-dozen games one morning-afternoon of 100+ degrees. 2 gallons is a very low guess (I'd bet closer to 3). And I think I only peed twice the whole time.

Sorry...tmi.

Notice for Dick Cheney.

Sarah Jane Moore has been paroled.

en.wikipedia.org


Posted by LeeAtwater at


okay so lets get this straight. are you warning him or hoping that she finds her way to him?

If someone is looking to hurt this piece of SHIT!!! It will come from the Right Wing Side of the PoliticaL scene, Liberals don't go shooting people for politicial reasons Oswald, the killer of Dr. King, the shooter of Gov. Wallace all Right wing hacks.

If I taught it would do any good I would piss on his grave when the time comes but at my age I refuse to stand in line for anything anymore.

All you "2 gallons" folks can relax.

The only time I've ever pissed on anyone's grave (if close counts) was in high school when we were all drinking beer at a cemetery. I wasn't even aiming for anything in particular.

If I taught it would do

I will bring this mispelling out only to mention that if I had made this simple error, I would be called all sorts of names but I am sure you will get a pass............

of course it does sound a little like jerry like..
I taught I saw a puddy tat.............

and that brings up a totally unrelated question. do they still make tom and jerry cartoons because that would be making fun of people with speech impetiments now, wouldnt it?

Rob and the BLT truly piss up a flagpole if they suggest that the "left," "libs," any American who ever admitted an original thought, would go after Cheney. My guess is that he'll be ignored in 2009, but if anyone goes after him, it'll be rigid righties who blame him for the nation's sad state and the demise of Republicanism. And maybe dislike his daughter's sexual preferences too. herm

Cheney's bird hunting partners are the people in need of protection!

please.........if the left were serious about impeachment they would not have let this little caricature of a man talk about this. he proved just how mentally unstable he was during his run for the nomination. the only thing he has going for him is that long legged wife of his.

OH TO GO SWIMMING WITH BOWLEGGED WOMEN............

"of course it does sound a little like jerry like..
I taught I saw a puddy tat.............

Posted by bushlovertwo"

Seems in your alcohol induced torpor, you may have confused Tom and Jerry with Sylvester and Tweety Bird.

Can the Secret Service protect there man from being served?

BLT is just as informed about cartoons as he is about anything else.

Impeaching Bush is meaningless!

They impeached Bill Clinton and it had no effect at all.Clinton was not removed from office nor did he suffer any criminal penalties.More importantly the majority of the politicians in the US Senate and Congress supported and aided & abetted Bush and Cheney every dirty,sleazy,war mongering step of the way.Why would these corrupt people now suddenly change course and endorse indicting Bush when such an indictment would clearly demonstrate that they were equally as guilty as the president?

ANTICAD

You're probably right. A total impeachment right now wouldn't make past the Senate.

But the process of investigation leading up to the vote would make for some interesting disclosures for the public record.

I think the country would be rivoted to their TV sets and come away a lot better educated for their trouble.

That alone would make it worth while to get this ball rolling ASAP.

why does satan need ss protection?

Someone asked me what I would say to the Pres or Dick if I ever met them... Answer... not much but I would prolly try and punch them in the nose!

Don't think so A-hole? Try me...

Semper Fi

Posted by donnerboy

LOL... you know whats funny about you liberal bad asses... you can go to Washington DC and attempt to follow up on your promises...

Its like Dethspud a few months back saying if he ever had the opportunity he would piss on Reagan's grave... last I checked the border with Canada isn't sealed...

Donner, you can walk right up to the White House or Naval Observatory... come on Marine, back up your words...

Fucking pussy...

If there is a Hell.... Dick Cheney is going there.

This guy is the epitome of a worthless self serving money grubbing piece of Shit.

Eleventy-Billion dollars says both of you lack the grapes to act on your "threats."

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I'll take that bet ROB

Even if I get caught I won't get more than a few months, after which I can spend the eleventy billion to buy my own private island paradise complete with 2 mile runway for my Gulfstream G5 pimped out private jet.


Posted by AMERICANUNITY


You might want to get a nuetral third party to hold rob's "eventy" billion $.

The Easter Bunny or Santa Claus would do just fine.

A few months ago, the VP was frustrated with the President's tilt towards Condi Rice,

I hear Laura is not too pleased with it either.

Condi is in lala land. She recently wrote a 9000 word disertation as to why Iraq was the first step in bringing Democracy to the middle east. Meanwhile she licks the Saudis butts, just like Albright did.

He should pay for it himself. I for one don't want him to be protected.

Donner, you can walk right up to the White House or Naval Observatory... come on Marine, back up your words...

Fucking pussy...

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-06-10 09:59 AM

Naw... here's the thing. I am not an idiot like you.

I know that if I was to place myself in that situation I would want to punch his fucking face. I would have my 15 minutes of fame, but, I know that would cost me dearly. So, being a wise man I would not place myself in that situation.

However, you could make it worth my effort. So open me a Swiss bank account with say a cool million and we have deal.

Fact is, I would punch either of those assholes in the nose. Hell, I'd probably punch YOU in the nose you are such an Asshole. Its just not funny anymore Woobie. Too many have died and too many lies have been told and our country has been disgraced and YOU think it is funny?

Come here punk! Let's see! No bank account required for YOU. Just sign a paper saying you won't sue and well see if I am "man" enough.

So you see it is easy to see why they HAVE to have the Secret Service Agents. You see they have to protect that ill gotten power they have gathered about themselves somehow so it will have to be by force. All the Rich and Powerful now have their own Private Security forces now. The SS is just another form of that.

I want you to view Obama's victory speech and imagine Bush or Cheney wading into a crowd like that. Can you? No you can't because it will NEVER happen.

Now ask yourself why.

Semper Fi

Pheasant get quite ornery when they see a man who has felled many of their feathered brethren, and they really don't like it when a pheasant killer shoots a lawyer in the face. I think have the Secret Service watch Cheney at all time is a good call.

If they can shrink a few of those Servicemen down and shoot them into his bloodstream and eradicate those assassin fatty cells blocking his arteries, even better! They should also wear jumpsuits with really shiny decals on them and they should have a catchy slogan...

"The Coronary Mercenaries"

Coming soon to Fox....

If you honestly look at the situation AU, what has he DONE? The Vice President, has no authority... his only job is to break ties in the Senate, and step in if the President is unable to perform his duties...

So the only reason you on the left would want to hate/hurt Cheney, is for things that he has said or believes... You guys are great Americans!

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-06-09 09:46 AM | Reply | Flag:

Rube,

....and THIS is why most here think you're a dumbass.

Do you actually believe the dribble you just typed?

I suppose Cheney's secret energy policy meetings were just fine by you. Remember those? They involved Ken Lay of Enron, the same man who brought rolling blackouts to Cali all while there was plenty of energy.

Seems in your alcohol induced torpor, you may have confused Tom and Jerry with Sylvester and Tweety Bird.

Posted by SanAntonioRogue


OOPS.........sorry that I dont still watch cartoons like you do...during that time that you were watching I was studying and practicing I guess..........okay well thats not true either, but you DID get the point.

Quite frankly....he nor the 'bubblehead' deserve any protection.. they should both be taken and dropped in the middle of Iraq in full combat gear and with no assigned unit and let them try and survive on their own... and, could make it a trio with Rummy... that is about all the fruits of rewards any of these three deserve for what they contributed...

and here is the REAL story. there is a bill before congress to give ALL VPS protection and terrorism is cited as the main reason, so it stands to reason that you guys hate anyone in this administration, but you are using this to attack cheney and its no big deal. the bill would give protection to any VP which isnt done now.

and I Also dont read you screaming about barrywayne getting the SS AHEAD OF TIME>.........
its not until 120 days before that the candidates are supposed to get them and he is getting them now...........SO what about that????? of course he is a democrat and you dont give a shit about rules and procedures concerning him

**** before visiting Dick's eventual resting place ****

.......Leavenworth ?........

**** I wonder who's going to pay for Cheney's secret home bunker and all of his secret filing cabinets *****

......not to worry......the shredders and computer scrubbers are working overtime as we speak.....