Colorado police say they have caught two "thong bandits" who used skimpy underwear to disguise themselves during a robbery.
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uhhh... Stick em up.
Posted by dxlingr at 2008-06-07 10:09 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Ummmmmmm wouldn't it be better to say oh Pull them up?? If You can stick them up they need washing BIG TIME. Larry Mohr
Posted by LarryMohr at 2008-06-07 10:15 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
I thought of a better one: Gimme your money or I'll bend over.
Posted by dxlingr at 2008-06-07 10:17 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
For some reason I just got a mental picture of a hairy overweight guy with a bright pink whale tail. Perhaps I should seek help..
Posted by GustoGus at 2008-06-07 10:23 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
In the olden days some robbers would put a stocking or pantyhose over their face in order to hide their features. Mostly it worked. Nowadays the same generation that came up with the idear that Plumbers crack was a fashion statement have just given us the equally half baked notion of the "thong bandit" Huzzah! Be Well. /Catching these guys was all well and good but don't fergit the Illinois Enema Bandit is still on the loose out there.
Posted by dethspud at 2008-06-07 10:30 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Sorry Not Me. I wore a pair of thongs ONE TIME and it was the worst experience of My life as far as clothing is concerned. Damned thing wanted to ride up the rump crack. I swear Thongs would make a better slingshot. Larry Mohr
Posted by LarryMohr at 2008-06-07 10:32 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
It was really easy to catch these guys since they were the only two people in the entire country who had bought Rudy '08 thongs. Well, give Rudy some credit for helping catch some crooks.
Posted by member2586 at 2008-06-07 10:57 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Sorry Not Me. I wore a pair of thongs ONE TIME and it was the worst experience of My life as far as clothing is concerned. Damned thing wanted to ride up the rump crack. I swear Thongs would make a better slingshot. Larry Mohr Posted by LarryMohr at 2008-06-07 10:32 PM OK, there's an image I didn't need.
Posted by briwo at 2008-06-08 05:59 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
"ride up the rump crack"?? I'm surprised they didn't disappear into that cave like bats into Carslbad Cavern.
Posted by Jomama at 2008-06-08 06:13 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
I'd insist on picking them out of a line up!!!!
Posted by DavetheWave at 2008-06-08 08:39 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
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