Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Teenagers are increasingly snapping naked pictures of themselves on their cell phones, officials say, with the photos often falling into the wrong hands. "It used to be that kids would make mistakes, and it was local and singular and everyone knew it was part of growing up," said parent Catherine Davis. "Now a stupid adolescent mistake can take on major implications and go on their record for the rest of their lives."

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Well, if they don't spread widely, it makes it harder to get your dick in, doesn't it?

(In rushes m'boor and betelg/cooper/boyd/badweek/
kazak with accusations of pedophilia. But before y'all start -- remember, 18 is both legal and a teenager)

this story doesn't convince me

I'm going to need to see these photos myself

Purposely spreading your legs for the camera is not a mistake, it's pornography.

wow suprise after 20 years of Britney, Miley and all the rest we are suprised that this would happen?

It's 10:00 p.m.
Do you know where your daughter is and what she's doing with her cell phone?

As I see it, there should be a ton of teens being jailed on child porn charges.

I don't think there's any exception to the rule for taking and distributing pictures of yourself. All the under 18 ones should be looking at at least a juvi record.

" Do you know where your daughter is and what she's doing with her cell phone?"

Posted by CalifChris

She is in her late 20's and has a degree in Art from Rhodes and her own studio.

And a dandy stash of cash from me.
And I'm a piker compared to her mother.

She's fine.

She's mine.

East Austin Studio Tour.

Look it up, losers.

oh, who cares....streaking the oscars was cool ~ how about streaking a McCain press conference to help him get his mojo back?

Look it up, losers.

Probably should've used the singular since you are the only one who looked it up.

"Look it up, losers.

Probably should've(sic) used the singular since you are the only one who looked it up."

Posted by goatman

Get an education.

A small one.

A big one escaped you, loser.

loser

i179.photobucket.com

Slow news day huh?

"loser

i179.photobucket.com"


LOL. What are you, 15 years old?

As I see it, there should be a ton of teens being jailed on child porn charges.
Posted by unklegwar


Sure, having the world's largest percentage of our population in jail has worked so well, why not throw more in? That'll save society.

"Nude Teens Spread Widely"?

Oh Blog God, hast thou no shame?

None wotsoever?

Once Spud stops giggling like the superannuated adolescent he is at yer headline antics Spud'll prolly have to put on a stern face and make Tsk Tsk noises fer that one.

* Narf! *

Okay, maybe later fer that.

* snicker *

Woo Hoo!

Back in the day there was a band wot had a song called "Gentlemen take Polaroids"

Luffed that title.

Be Well.

Little bit of trivia. Only 1 Tracy Lords video is legal to own. The rest are concidered Child Porn.

Larry

I'm ashamed to know that title "Tracy in Paris".
Not ashamed to say I've seen all the others and she rocked.

But I'm allowed to say that Larry, because I've actually had sex with a woman.

DEAN BUVIA: I disagree. A still photo, even showing the genitalia, is just nudity (my art classes are kicking in):) Pornography shows penetration/sexual 'action/situation' either actual, or perceived.

God damned You TFDN Now I have to wipe the buttered corn off of My monitor. Gee thanks.

Larry

Not ashamed to say I've seen all the others and she rocked.

Meh, the roller skating BJ scene in "New Wave Hookers" was kinda bland and poorly lit thought Spud.

Sound track was pretty snaz though.

Be Well.

/Really gone now.

this is a trick! Where are all the pics of Teens spread wide!

Nice Head line! Twicksie!

But, Goatboy that is just plain nasty!

As for the topic at hand...wait... my other hand... I have teen boys thank goodness...maybe. But, anyway did anyone expect teens to NOT think of this?

There are many ways to abuse cell phones with cameras and parents and teachers need to think about what they are allowing to happen. One "new" abuse is teens or even adults snapping upskirts pics of unsuspecting teens in schools or in shopping malls and posting them online.




Tracey was the devil in NWH.

This thread reminds me of an old joke.


"You know, I've learned a lot from the internet...
...Like how to use the mouse with my left hand."

God damned You TFDN Now I have to wipe the buttered corn off of My monitor.
Posted by LarryMohr


Let's hope it was "buttered corn".

Back in the day there was a band wot had a song called "Gentlemen take Polaroids"

And that is exactly what the camera phones are today -- what the
Polaroid Swinger (anyone else old enough to remember those?) was when I was young: A way to take nekkid pictures without getting caught.

Let's hope it was "buttered corn".

Posted by TFDNihilist at 2008-06-05 06:05 AM | Reply

Yes it was buttered corn. I had a whole mouthful of it when I read Your post and it all blew at My monitor. THANK GOD for rubbing alcohol.

Larry


She is in her late 20's and has a degree in Art from Rhodes and her own studio.


So in other words, when the money she mooched from you runs out, she'll be living off of the government with her "Art Degree".

"when the money she mooched from you runs out"



You couldn't even get into college, could you?

I had a whole mouthful of it when I read Your post and it all blew at My monitor.

Don't worry. It will go nicely with all the dried nougat-like semen spurts you've blown cruising www.akc.org.

As I see it, there should be a ton of teens being jailed on child porn charges.

Posted by unklegwar

Jailed? I don't know. Sex offender registry? If an adult was in posession of these pics, he/she would be, that's for sure.

LOL. What are you, 15 years old?

Posted by nullifidian at 2008-06-04 10:30 PM


Null...I don't want to traumatize you...actually...I am still shaking.

This is probably the very first time we have even beem close to having the same response.

FF

an adult was in posession of these pics, he/she would be, that's for sure.

Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2008-06-05 08:53 AM


And distribution? That is what these little tarts are doing.

And distribution?
Posted by kerrin57

Yeah, I guess if they're being distributed... and often interstate, a few high profile prosecutions might get these kids to chill out.


loser

i179.photobucket.com

Posted by Zatoichi at 2008-06-04 10:22 PM | Reply


It's as if funny and sad got married.

It's as if funny and sad got married.

Posted by 101Chairborne

OMFG! From antagonistic jerk to Paul Mooney in a week. Damn. FF.

OK. I admit, after seeing all those responses to zat's latest photobucket, I looked. I stopped looking at his photobucket links months ago because they were always the same four or five pictures: Cats, a man from the bridge of the nose up wearing sunglasses and a silly ballcap, or an unidentifiable mass of hair.

I have one question though about this image considering most of zat's posts. Shouldn't it say:

Goatmam(sic)
=
shit

?

wow suprise after 20 years of Britney, Miley and all the rest we are suprised that this would happen?

Not sure where you're getting 20 years from but it doesn't matter. The blame lays at the feet of parents across this country. Don't be pissed at society because your kids are out of control, take action yourself you whiny brats.
LOL. What are you, 15 years old?

Very funny. He sure is acting like it. There's a time and place to brag about your kids and anonymously posting on the internet isn't it, especially when you do it and then in the same breath call everyone losers. Sounds like a class act.

loser

i179.photobucket.com




Goatmam(sic)
=
shit


I guess you can't spell without spellchecker, huh zat?

Zat isn't exactly anonymous at this point, df.

"I'll buy that for a dollar"

so people want to see hot naked young women, now thats a surprise

I think it's OK


**** Purposely spreading your legs for the camera is not a mistake, it's pornography.
Posted by dean_buvia *****

......Posted by Iseeya Vulva.........

......don't anybody let Tosser see this string.....

......he's going to be out in the goat-pen all night......

......Pornography in Pakistan.......

......shaving your goat's ass........

Typical teenage hormones and lack of judgment.

Having "typical teenage hormones and lack of judgment" is getting to be more and more expensive these days... consequence-wise.


I think it's OK

Posted by Harrier at 2008-06-05 10:15 AM

"adolescent"
...do you want Nuuly stalking you as well as Goat?

this is exactly what happens when we have an "anything goes" and "if it's not hurting you, don't worry about it" and "to each his own" society.

did we expect anything less?

it's about morals and we as a nation have been bankrupted in this department for quite some time.

reminds me of being at the homecoming h.s. football game last year - the only seats left were at the far left end of the stands where all the "jocks and cheerleaders" stake claim - the language and behaviors would make porn stars cringe. we had to move so went to the center and stood and waited for an empty set of seats.

So much for your "Christian nation" Cranc.

golly gee, Mr. Nanc!

if only America could be swell again!

reminds me of being at the homecoming h.s. football game last year

Posted by nanc

Maybe your mistake was going to a h.s. football game? And if it was to see your kid, you don't think he is essentially the same as those "jocks and cheerleaders" you were just complaining about? When you're not looking that is?

nope, h.c. - ours are band geeks - we go for their benefit and we also help run the bandbooster booth. they get a little upset when we DON'T attend games where they're playing.

try again.

there are some very good kids out there, good AND moral kids - i should know - we have two of them!

one sign of a well-adjusted teen - they're actually happy to see you when you show up at their functions - so much so that they and all their friends run up to you with hugs and greetings - rather than shrinking back in shame to see their parents.

I know you are proud of your kids, Nanc, and I feel kind of bad telling you this, but your kids, both of them, are geeks. Which is fine. They take after their mom, and the world needs geeks too.

try again.
Posted by nanc

As a former band geek, I can't believe I forgot about them... but I hated the games... tell me to march in a parade for 5 hours in the rain, great.

Ask me to pretend that I care enough to provide enthusiasm for assholes like you describe, not so important. Time has a way of allowing karma to fix all though... the bill gates rule.

one sign of a well-adjusted teen -
Posted by nanc

I think that might say as much about you... so you deserve credit.

Lots of well adjusted kids have parents who are jerks and whom they want nowhere near their activities. doesn't mean they're any less well adjusted.

My daughter was a cheerleader AND played in the band.


Take that, Zat!

Nothing wrong with geeks. I was a band geek (trombone) and now I'm an ET geek. Only back then we were called nerds.

Unlike Nanc, I liked the halftime marching. Parade marching was OK too, but the precision and timing of the formation marching was more fun. Only thing I didn't like were the hot, goofy uniforms.



"It's as if funny and sad got married."

Its hard to imagine an intelligent person failing to realize how pathetically that whole act comes across.....


***** it's about morals and we as a nation have been bankrupted in this department for quite some time.
Posted by nanc ******

.........sure have........

.........we elect a lunactic as President......allow him to attack a country that did us no harm and kill a half million plus people.......

......you are right Nanc......as a nation, we must share in the guilt perpetrated by our criminal leaders.........our morals.......bankrupted.......
.

......that is what you meant isn't it ?.......

goatman - our son's going for bassoon scholarship next year - as i've mentioned before, he plays a multitude of instruments.

our daughter, on the other hand, is going to quit the band and is embarking on a golfing career - look for her, she'll be the tiny one making holes in one on most par threes and fours. SHE'S AWESOME!


My daughter was a cheerleader AND played in the band.


Posted by Jomama at 2008-06-05 01:15 PM | Reply


The male organ isn't really an instrument, but she sure could play!

Its hard to imagine an intelligent person failing to realize how pathetically that whole act comes across.....

Posted by Sully at 2008-06-05 01:25 PM | Reply


For his sake I'll assume it seemed like a good idea after polishing off a bottle of bourbon.

our son's going for bassoon scholarship next year - as i've mentioned before, he plays a multitude of instruments.

Congrats to your son and good luck on getting the scholarship.

My son was a basketball player in HS and although he wasn't a starter, he never missed a practice or a game. He stuck with it no matter how frustrated he got. He was out in the driveway every spare moment at the hoop. (in fact, more than I wanted as his report card sometimes indicated! *grin*) I'm more proud of him for his perserverance than the points he made when he played.

He doesn't have a degree from rhodes, either. But he is doing very, very well for himself now. Much better than most 23 year olds AAMOF. And I did not have to give him piles of money to do it as zat gave his daughter.

He's a great kid and provided me with a beautiful granddaughter who is one month old today. I get back onshore tomorrow. They will be staying with me for a month since the lease on their rental expires tomorrow and they don't close on the house they just bought until the 26th

"The male organ isn't really an instrument, but she sure could play!

Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-06-05 01:38 PM"

Hey! That slut! She said I was her only!

For his sake I'll assume it seemed like a good idea after polishing off a bottle of bourbon.

If he drinks that much bourbon his problems run a lot deeper than egotism.

goatman - you are so fortunate to be able to have them for an entire MONTH!

i question parents who complain when their "little darlings" do crap like take nude photos of themselves, get wasted at every opportunity, dress like gangsters and whores - all the while crying, "i don't know how to control them - where'd i go wrong?"

YOU DUMB SH*T! WHO'S GIVING THEM THE MONEY? WHO'S BUYING THEM PHOTOPHONES? WHO BUYS THEIR CLOTHING?

some parents do not have a clue. i have a ditzy sister who loves the jerry springer show and she'll just go on and on about "those poor parents having to put up with those awful kids!" they reap what they sow. we all do.

"For his sake I'll assume it seemed like a good idea after polishing off a bottle of bourbon."

Must be a daily thing then, because the self-promotion is incessant. Who in the fuck posts a picture of their car?

"Who in the fuck posts a picture of their car?

Posted by nullifidian at 2008-06-05 02:04 PM"

101 does:
upload.wikimedia.org

Must be a daily thing then, because the self-promotion is incessant. Who in the fuck posts a picture of their car?

Posted by nullifidian at 2008-06-05 02:04 PM | Reply


My comment focuses solely on the "Goatmam=Shit" written on the notepad.
I won't even pretend to understand the incessant self promotion thing he does.

Just the thought of some dude writing that and then taking a picture of it has me cracking the fuck up! Who in their right mind would even consider such a thing?

Hey, WheelChairBound, my 5'0" daughter could kick your ass, but I'm sure her 6'7" boyfriend would like a shot or two.

Actually, she was in the pit. You know, all those things with hammers and sticks and stuff. Percussion. She played the oboe in middle school, but you can't march with a double-reed.

I have no doubt any offspring of yours is in the pit.

"My comment focuses solely on the "Goatmam=Shit" written on the notepad."

He took that down before I could see it. That's hilarious.

"My comment focuses solely on the "Goatmam=Shit" written on the notepad."

He took that down before I could see it. That's hillarious.

Sully,
The link is still there (1022pm last night).
He even spelled "Goatman" incorrectly.

I bet $5 Nanc doesnt have a clue about her kids lives

of course what do these whores expect, they are getting what they deserve, they should all be raped and murdered.

"He took that down before I could see it. That's hillarious."

It's still there.


"Just the thought of some dude writing that and then taking a picture of it has me cracking the fuck up! "

It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen here.

***our son's going for bassoon scholarship next year ***

......sure sign of moral turpitude......bassoon players are invariably transgendered or malformed individuals........

.......all that time spent with a hard protuberance in their mouth inevitably deviates their sexuality..........

......remember Bill Clinton was a Sax player and he fucked everything that moved except Hillary.......

"The link is still there (1022pm last night)."

The link is there. But when you click on it, it says the picture has been removed.

Works for me, Sully.

i179.photobucket.com

I still get it, but it must be using my temporary internet file. I'll save it and put it up on my photobucket so you can see it, sully. It is very funny.

Here it is. I'll bet he erased it, but it was still in my temp internet files.

i239.photobucket.com

"Works for me, Sully."

Then it must be something with my IP. Anyway, I don't need the visual in order for this to make me laugh. Its the thought process behind it that is funny.

Goat's link worked.

I thought Zat wrote on the notepad and posted the picture.

Obviously, he got the guy who owns that property Zat is always posting pictures of to do it. ;)

Nope. He snuck in while the owner was on vacation.

Nope. He snuck in while the owner was on vacation.

Actually you can get that view from US 281 anywhere between Johnson City and Lampasas.

So, how many "Goatmam=Shit" signs ARE there?

"Actually you can get that view from US 281 anywhere between Johnson City and Lampasas."

Posted by goatman


Since it's in Bastrop county, I doubt it.

Lots more rocks on 281.
That's a good 70 miles West of here at the nearest point.

Lots more rocks on 281.
That's a good 70 miles West of here at the nearest point.


You've obviously never been on US 281. If you look east (towards Bastrop county) that view can be had anywhere between Johnson City and Lampasas as I said. If you look west, there are more rocks, as you say. US 281 has two sides to it. Loook on a topo map if you don't believe me.

Here I have to worry about cops shooting chimps in the front pasture.

"Wednesday, a 18-year-old chimp named Tony , escaped at around 8:25 a.m., Engells said. Dr. Christian Abee, director of the center, said a team that specializes in safe animal capture techniques followed the chimpanzee across the center's campus onto adjacent ranch land. Officials tried to capture the animal for 45 minutes and used "at least one tranquilizer dart" before a 5-year-veteran of the police department fatally shot the animal, Engells said."

www.statesman.com

So, how many "Goatmam=Shit" signs ARE there?

Oh, they are everywhere. You'd be surprised. Only thing is the ones written by someone with a brain spell it right.

"Only thing is the ones written by someone with a brain spell it right."

The funny thing is, he probably pulled it for the spelling mistake, rather than because the whole idea was juvenile.

Null - If I had to bet, I'd say you're right.

That wasn't a chimp, Zat. It was Goatboob's girlfriend, god rest her soul.

That wasn't a chimp, Zat. It was Goatboob's girlfriend, god rest her soul.

Such a clever retort, m'bore, so clever!

Thank you, my corpulent friend. I thought it was pretty good myself.

I thought it was pretty good myself

Now I know why the knee-jerk jerks post their idiotic posts -- for readers like you. I'll bet you are glad they are around. The jokes with any intellect at all leave you scratching your head. But a post about a simian and a knee-jerk retort "must be bush" has you on the floor every time!

It was Goatboob's girlfriend

An adult chimpanzee was shot and killed after he escaped from an enclosure


Reading is fundamental.

We already know you're a freak, Goatboob. You don't have to emphasize it. (Here's a lesson for you: the freaky part is that you are with a chimpanzee. Whether it is a male or female chimp is just icing on the cake.)

You just hate being trumped don't you, m'bore? Especially when it is with your own words. I know you are saying to yourself, "Damn. Wish I had seen that then I could have made my knee jerk even more clever and said his boyfriend."

You lose. As you like to say, "Reading is fundamental". Better luck next time, dude.

(Here's a lesson for you: the freaky part is that you are with a chimpanzee.

Your have quite a dynamic range in your fantasies about me, m'bore. You fantasize about my weight, that I am having sex with a chimpanzee. Don't you think that's a bit off the deep end?

the impossibility of the left to have happy and well-adjusted children has now been proven in this post.

truthhurts - i'm sorry your children have been a disappointment to you, but ours have been the light of our lives and in the lives of anybody who knows them. we're complimented by teachers and other parents on a daily basis regarding their exemplary behavior.

The word on the street is your daughter gets high marks from the entire football team. Surprised she doesn't share that tidbit with you.

"You fantasize about my weight,...

Posted by goatman at 2008-06-05 05:53 PM"

Jesus Christ, serial liar. Are you going to deny that you recently admitted you were a fat ass?

"I know you are saying to yourself, "Damn. Wish I had seen that then I could have made my knee jerk even more clever and said his boyfriend."

Posted by goatman at 2008-06-05 05:49 PM"

No, I was throwing you a fucking bone, you idiot. Fuck, Goatboob, you can't even recognize it when people are trying to be nice to you.

Ahhhh....like taking a bubble-bath.....

Jesus Christ, serial liar. Are you going to deny that you recently admitted you were a fat ass?

Nope. Never said I was a fat ass. You asked if I was fat. I said "yes". I am 15 pounds overweight according to the age/weight charts. a 6'4" 52 YO man should weigh 220. I weigh 235. But I'll bet my tall frame can carry an extra 15 pounds than your stubby fingered dwarf frame, m'bore. But even with that extra 15 pounds, I can still climb a 170 ft oil derrick. Could you?

No, I was throwing you a fucking bone,

I'll bet you were. I'll also bet that you were fantasizing that bone was going into a fat male chimpanzee.

Don't kid yourself my Reubenesque friend, I could leap that little derrick in a single bound.

Now quit with the bestiality talk - you being a pedophile was bad enough.

Don't kid yourself my Reubenesque friend, I could leap that little derrick in a single bound.

Now quit with the bestiality talk - you being a pedophile was bad enough.

I could leap that little derrick in a single bound.

Right. And while you are up there you can mix some jet fuel and water since it is extremely water soluble. (I still can't believe someone who calls himself an expert in the airline industry said that.) LOL

what will be taboo when nothing is taboo?

In the land of the Bohemians the ultimate taboo is conformity.

Be Well.

PS: Once in Dan Savage's "Savage Love" column Spud remembers a guy who wrote in to ask about some naked pictures he had taken of himself as a minor that he now wanted to be able to sell. Being as he was an adult now he wanted to make sure that he was "cool" to do so. Dan rapidly disabused him of this ludicrous notion. Anyone who attempts to sell pictures of naked minors including the minors themselves are liable to be hit with distributing child pornography charges.

"In the land of the Bohemians the ultimate taboo is conformity."

I always find it funny that cliques of people who claim to be non-conformists always dress alike to the point where they may as well be wearing a uniform - especially when they have to go to five specialty shops just to put together an outfit that is supposed to convery "I don't give a shit". People who don't give a shit what they are wearing shop at Walmart, not boutiques.


Zat's photobucket was deleted..

This would be porn of a minor.

So if convicted they could be required to register as a sex offender for the rest of their life?

"Right. And while you are up there you can mix some jet fuel and water since it is extremely water soluble. (I still can't believe someone who calls himself an expert in the airline industry said that.) LOL

Posted by goatman at 2008-06-05 08:30 PM"

I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about Goatboob. (Not that I care, mind you.) Tell us again why you wore a clove of garlic on your belt back then?

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