As usual, Dick Cheney is as funny as a heart attack.

I heard Cheney apologized for a joke and I was hoping people were talking about the occupation of Iraq.

I apologize in advance.

Mary Cheney is so butch she rolls her own tampons.

It's Cheney. What do you expect?

Cheney is a lot funnier than the nasty stuff you libs post.

It seems to be a self deprecating type of joke.

It also seems like any pol would know by now that we have become a nation of weenies... waiting to find offense in something...anything.

As usual, Dick Cheney is as funny as a heart attack.

Posted by silver_ironist at 2008-06-03 06:05 AM | Reply

And what was your response when Hillary! won in West Virginia? You're just another liberal hypocrite, ass and bigot

And what was your response when Hillary! won in West Virginia? You're just another liberal hypocrite, ass and bigot

Posted by vernon at



Vern has a point here. Cheney is of course a pig and should have known better, but what he said wasn't all that bad. After all, inside of every stereotype lies its reason for existence.

That may have been inappropriate but it was funny.

Mary Cheney is so butch she rolls her own tampons.

**** Cheney Calls West Virginians Inbred *****

......he has no more use for THE BASE........

cheney is funny
but his style of humor only shows how elite he thinks he is.

**** Cheney Calls West Virginians Inbred *****

......he has no more use for THE BASE........

Posted by skizziks


It does show the contempt that the neocon upper echelon was always suspected to have had for the "base" ... a base which is to a large degree comprised of people who vote against their own interests - sometimes even in the name of JEEzus.

And what was your response when Hillary! won in West Virginia? You're just another liberal hypocrite, ass and bigot

I don't remember posting on that subject, but if I had, I undoubtedly would have called attention to West Virginian's pasty complexions, mountain-folk insularity and poor dental hygiene.

Sort of like the right winger's noted deficiency of auxiliary cerebral capacity.

McCain says...
"Thank you, Mr. Vice President"

Almost like they would rather a dem win in November, so they can share in the burden or responsibility.

Even a broken. evil clock....

Calling West-Virginians inbreeders is not elitist. It is a stereotypical joke because it is so widespread. This is the silliest "outrage" of the season. How long have liberals mocked the south as a bunch of gun toting, inbred conservatives? Maybe the real lesson for Cheney is "don't tell liberal jokes." But he was probably confused by the whole "only conservatives are hypocrites" bs and thought they would enjoy it.

elmo, you are right, everyone makes jokes about the other side. what you don't do is mock your base. Huge deal? Probably not. Significant? Certainly.

Now that his (and his cohorts) raid on the US Treasury is almost at an end, he probably sees no reason to diguise his obvious contempt for the citizens of the United States, including those who put him in the Vice Presidency. Anyone who has ever seen that sneer on his ugly puss should NOT be surprised at this. He is simply showing his true feelings.

"As usual, Dick Cheney is as funny as a heart attack."

His own???

I laughed and I hate the guy

"Cheney is a lot funnier"

YEAH!

He has someone else apologize for a comment HE made?!

Now that's Funny (and really pathetic)!

But once again we have another public demonstration of that Bush Cult "Personal Responsibility" principle being put to use!

What's not so funny is the Mockery he is making of all those real Conservatives who still hold principles dear!

And 3 out of 4 listeners on a Parkersburg radio call-in show said Dick had a purty mouth and wanted to hear him squeal like a pig.

It will be funny as Bush and Cheney, no longer running for office, reveal the contempt they really feel for their loyal supporters. The rumors of their making fun of the religious right, their belief that poor folks are sub-human, that soldiers are expendable resources will all be proven right as they let their guard down and reveal their real personalities. Dubya is asking Rove....does that mean I don't have to clear no more brush???? I can drop the phony Texas accent??? I can start living like a wealthy aristocrat born with a silver coke spoon in my nose???

"INCEST", see if we wait long enough the truth of this administration will come out for all of us to see. Dick Cheney the by product of a Incestual relationship it FITS!!! I know it was an attempt at a lame Joke but IT FITS!!! Dick Cheney a child of INCEST, I wonder what more we will hear about the life story of Mr. Bush???

Celery is disturbed.

so why can Cheney make these remarks with impunity? If a Democrat had said this, the right wingers would be railing on how elitist the left is and how the left hates America

Celery is mildly miffed.

This is a bull shit criticism.
He was trying to be funny.

As to his other "funnies"..."Last throes, Greeted as liberators, go fuck yourself...6 months tops ad nauseum...He is not so funny.

Give him a pass on the small stuff, hold him personally accountable at his trial at the Hague for the monumentally evil illegal stuff..

Thats my take, but what do I know?

I did know he was lying like a fifty cent rug on Iraq, Plame, and shooting the old guy.

You all know it too. even if you deny it...Vernon.

**** I wonder what more we will hear about the life story of Mr. Bush???

Posted by celisary *****

....he will probably drop Laura and go back to his first love, Victor Ashe......

.....and move to his estate in Paraguay to avoid his impending prosecution......

Cheney forgot to explain that those relatives where ASSHOLE libs.

the first time I heard that joke I kicked the slats out of my crib.

that creature from hell needs some new material.

of course evil is banal at times so what do you expect.

The media igmored Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich. When are they going to get around to ignoring Cheney?

****Cheney forgot to explain that those relatives where ASSHOLE libs.
Posted by ozzieoswald*****

......what he actually said was " ..see what I can say when I'm not running for re-election ".....

......he was talking about the people who voted for him........

.......I know its heartbreaking, but thats what he thinks of you......

......he finagled your vote......

......fucked you like his bitch......

......and now has called you his retarded whore.....

"Cheney forgot to explain that those relatives where ASSHOLE libs."

Oh my God, we have a comedian in the house!

Waldo! You are one richly comic dude!

I gotta ask, did that line just come to you, or did you have to think about it awhile? (I especially like the "where" part.)

Can I borrow it?

I promise I'll always give you credit for it, Waldude.

.....Ozzie......we share your heartbreak.......

If B.O. said this, men with pointy white hats would be marching to Chicago. That being said it was funny because it's true, but being a person in office he should keep these comments to close friends.

Cheney's little joke was sort of funny, and no big deal (unless, of course, Obama had said it, then we would not hear the end of it). I'm just glad that West Virginia's sister-mom's and uncle-dad's are staunch Republicans.

West Virginia teenage girl: "Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!"

West Virginia girl to her brother: "Wow, your dick is a lot bigger than dad's!"

Brother: "Yeah, that's what mom says too."

Monte keep them coming!

Cheney's a dick.
Remember Iraq, and those who have died needlessly, yet he can still tell a joke?
Classy guy (self depreciating joke or not)?

Nuff said?

"...People are bitter..." Barak Obama
"Cheney's on both sides of the family, and I'm not even from West Virginia" Dick Cheney

I'd like to ask Sean Hannity and all the other so-called moral police conservatives who were outraged by Obama's bitter comment (lol), wheres your Cheney outrage. Such a statement from a VP should consider impeachment charges, yet no one is saying a word.

Whats the big deal?

You all act like he just shot someone in the face or rigged the energy policy, you bleeding heart crybabies.

Oh Jeeze, who hasn't made a West Virginia inbred joke?

Hell If it wasn't for West Virginia there would be no one for North Carolina to make fun of.

No there should be no outrage about this but then again there shouldn't have been outrage about Obama's bitter comment either.

Someone else said it first but we have become a nation of pansies just waiting for something to whine about.

"Hell If it wasn't for West Virginia there would be no one for North Carolina to make fun of.

Posted by TaoWarrior at 2008-06-03 01:52 PM"

Tao - that reminds me of two jokes I saw while driving across the country with my parents when I was about 12. In Texas, I saw: "Oklahomans are living proof that Indians fucked buffalo." In Oklahoma, I saw: "Texans are living proof that Indians fucked buffalo."

Cheney is a lot funnier than the nasty stuff you libs post.

Posted by fwthom at 2008-06-03 08:53 AM | Reply | Flag:


Are Cheney's balls saltier too?

Yeah! f(at)w(ide)thumbelina LUFFS those vanilla salty balls!

So? They voted for him they should be fine with it.

Doesn't offend me.

It offends me when either side makes fakes issues out of things like this or flag pins or ranting preachers order to deflect attention from the REAL issues.

It's not a huge issue, it's just another peek at the sad, juvenile core of Cheney's personality.

The REAL issue is that a socialist, anti-American prez contender sits in a church for 20 years agreeing w/ the racist BS he now conveniently pretends to disagree with. You hate whitey too, don't you DonnerBOY?

I hate eeveryone equally...busyB:>)

negative....I hate lying liberals most!

Repugnant!

I Jumped up and Cheered! The Best Comment!

negative....I hate lying liberals most!

Posted by BusyB

"But my dog still loves me"

The REAL issue is that a socialist, anti-American prez contender sits in a church for 20 years agreeing w/ the racist BS he now conveniently pretends to disagree with. You hate whitey too, don't you DonnerBOY?

Wow, BB, that was the clumsiest deflection I've ever seen. What ever happened to "but Clinton got a blowjob?"

FWIW, I'm white, and even I don't trust Whitey.

Ok this is going to make Me sick to My stomach dong this but I don't see how this is such a big deal really. I mean come on don't folks make wise cracks about places like Arkansas where the Family picnics are the place to find a date for the evening and Eastern Kentucky. I mean Dick Cheney is a worthless pile of garbage but really now. I wonder how many folks have received the old joke about if Your Mom and Dad got divorced would they still be Brother and Sister. it's craziness I tell You.

Larry Mohr

I realize that ARGH....you suspect whitey too 'cause you're a pussy whose been mentally beat down all your life by meaner/stronger blacks who you were too pussy to stand up to...and by the sweet little white girls who love their music, and snuck out behind your back and fucked them while you were home jacking off your best friend.

pc police rule by golly ~ 'em inbreds!

West Virginia voted heavily for Bush-Cheney in 2004 (56% of the vote). I think that Cheney may be on to something.

I actually thought it was a pretty funny joke, coming from a guy who doesn't often tell them. It was a self-depreciating statement, talking about his own ancestry.

A fact that is not surprisingly overlooked by the we hate Bush and Cheney grenade throwers.

Look, they DO keep electing Robert Byrd.. something must be a little off with that population.

one of the few sane ones around ~ Byrd would vote for impeachments of GW/Cheney if he thought it would fly:>)

West Virginia, home of Klu Klux Bird a.k.a. Pork Barrel Bird a.k.a. Senator Robert Bird...

It's spelled "Byrd," birdbrain.

LOL thats right!! ROBERT KKK BIRD!

LOL good one.

You fucking dems are worthless.

Kuma

Thats about as much truth thats come out of this administration in 7 years.

**** The REAL issue is that a socialist, anti-American prez contender sits in a church for 20 years ...Busybee ***

.........and how many people did he kill with this REAL issue ?.......

........and how much deeper is the country in debt on account of this REAL issue ?.......

........and how much worse is American public health on account of this REAL issue ?.......

........and how much worse is American public education on account of this REAL issue ?.......

........and how much higher are gas prices on account of this REAL issue ?........

.........yup.........seems you've definitely identified the REAL ISSUE..........

Joke was not funny, but it shows how you can make a complete fool of yourself when you try to kiss up to the press corp.