is that what he gets?

another pet peeve of mine is when a poster makes a semi literate comment

good then - i'll be happy to ignore you as i've been doing if you'll do the same? you see, i don't have a problem doing just that but your obsession with me is as obvious as the birthmark on gorby's forehead. knock it off. please.

all you have to do is admit you were wrong and atone

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and to think - someone else was calling ME mother superior on another post!

rich.

as i'm sure you've probably heard from your children or spouse on inumerable occasions, "you're not the boss of me!"

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
ahahaha!

another pet peeve of mine is when a poster makes a semi literate comment

a pet peeve of mine is when idiots box.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered the jewelry missing from their bedroom.

Hubby's hiring nude maids while the wife's on vacation?
Unless he plans on sleeping in the couch for the next 10 years he better be prepared to replace his wife's stolen jewelry with 1000 times more than she had before.

Wonder how the maid snuck the jewelry out of the house without him seeing? She must hidden it under a wig.

"She must hidden it under a wig."

is that what the call a vagina where you live?

all the best

She must have had one-hell-of a hair piece. Can you picture that?

And this, my friends, is why the police do a cavity search as well as a strip search...

Must have hid the jewelry in Her fat rolls. Or well YOU KNOW WHERE.

Larry Mohr

Must have hid the jewelry in Her fat rolls. Or well YOU KNOW WHERE.

Reminds of an old joke that was going around when Princess Anne's -- ahem -- indiscretions were in the headlines.

Princesses Anne, Diana, and the Queen were accosted by robbers on the road. They were robbed of most of their possessions, but knowing that the robbers were coming, they were able to hide some of their property.

When back at Windsor, Prince Phillip was questioning them. He asked the queen, "How were you able to save your diamond ring?" The queen blushed and said, "I hid it in my quinny". Princess Di blushed and said, "I was able to save my wedding ring in the same manner". Prince Phillip said, "Good thing Anne was there or we would've lost the Bentley, too!"

Fucking pathetic loser. Seriously she was probably a fat bitch as well. You guys have got to come to Central Europe and experience hot women for a change and stop chasing after fat ugly American twat.

Are you guys that desperate to bang a Danni type?

If he gets the jewelry back I can guarantee it will need to be cleaned.

If he gets the jewelry back I can guarantee it will need to be cleaned.

and pH neutralized

Lary must have experience with women and fat rolls.

No OohRah but His wife aught to swipe HIS Family Jewels and place them in a formaldihyde filled jar as a constant reminder to Him saying this is what happens to Men who are unfaithful to Me. Bet He quits the practice of hiring naked maids then.

Larry Mohr

Lary must have experience with women and fat rolls.

Posted by 08r4ever

Nah, just fat rolls. Lots n' lots o' fat rolls.

Beat it, niceville.

Uh...no, I mean "get lost" Please, put your pants back on, muffin boy.

So that's why it's called a "booty"!

Uh? if you're paying for a nude maid...aren't you watching her every second.

what he do pop a beer open and watch TV?

"Make sure you vac under the bed when you're in the bedroom sweetie"