What a prick.

I saw it on Jon Stewar's show. Some folks simply have too much time on their hands. Funny as hell though.

Bush and Cheney were under orders to launch this attack. See the dot in front of it.

That's Right,

BuffaloBobShit(tm)

I think it was in the movie Hoffa where a reporter gets a dead guy's penis and balls in a jar and he yells at some other guy, "kill the story, kill the story."

The Russina State/Mafia doesn't mess around, for sure.

Hahahah, he was fighting a smile when he saw it coming. I wonder if the thing has a squirt function?

Where can I get one? See, I have this plan that involves a swing set, mayonnaise, and my anus, but I couldn't find any flying penises to complete it...

-CrackPipeJunkie

he will think twice before he premature ejaculates accusations. this will keep him in check for sure...

*** See, I have this plan that involves a swing set, mayonnaise, and my anus, but I couldn't find any flying penises to complete it...
-CrackPipeJunkie ****

......thats because in Texas only pigs fly.......

......but if you go heavy on the Mayo, you could probably get one of those squeeling hogs up there to root around......

cum on.....grow up

......on the bright side......they didn't just kill Kasparov......

.......which is what Putin usually does with his critics.......

Did anyone notice how excited that guy looked? The one who swatted the flying penis out of the air?

Lorena Bobbit was unavailable for comment...

Come to think of it, someone should inform DoubtingThomas (aka Tommy Turdknocker).

He always talks about his kinky "flesh games;" perhaps he could add swat-the-flying-penis to his list of favorite pastimes.

Wow anyone else have images of Mr Garison running after a mouse screaming someone stop my penis!

Ahh good times, good times.

Come to think of it, someone should inform DoubtingThomas (aka Tommy Turdknocker).

He always talks about his kinky "flesh games;" perhaps he could add swat-the-flying-penis to his list of favorite pastimes.

Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2008-05-22 03:35 PM


I don't care if he does L_or_D that is so freakin funny I am going to have to add that game to MY list!

...was attacked by a radio-controlled flying penis...


"Oh look! It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's....."

"I am going to have to add that game to MY list!"

Posted by donnerboy

Actually, it would be a great trick at a bachelorette party.

It's all fun until someone loses an eye.

Losing an eye to old 1-eye. Yeah, not fun.

It's all fun until someone loses an eye.

Posted by silver_ironist at 2008-05-22 05:19 PM

to a flying penis ...then it's hilarious!

Losing an eye to a "one eyed-heat seeking missile"...
hilarious.....especially if it squirts just before it hits......

Maybe THAT'S what REALLY choked the pRez his first New Year's in the WH , instead of a pretzel?

THis title brought back old, old memories.

When I visited Naples, Italy in the Navy, I went to see the ruins of Herculaneum which was covered by the same volcanic eruption that covered Pompeii. Above the door to a bakery that had just been uncovered was a replica of an erect penis with wings on the side. The tour guide said in very broken English, "Flying cock and balls". I have a picture of it at home.

Those Russians have no sense of humor. I thought someone would laugh.

All I want to know is was the Penis kosher. I have a very strict diet.

Signed, Ness Gadol