Where else?

I think Satan came to get his friend Bush, but had an out dated map.

Damn there goes Roseanne Barr's title of Hellmouth. Guess SHe is gonna be the Second place finisher in that contest.

Larry Mohr

is this just another thread to knock texas?
cool.

an el paso policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had just won $50 dollars in a city-wide competition. "what are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license."
"don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat, "he's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
this woke up the guy in the back-seat who took one look at the cop, "i knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
then there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in spanish, "are we over the border yet?"

all the best

And some Texans say they'd never live in California because the earth rattles and shakes. Hah!

"The Beverly Hillbillies" Theme

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is. Swimmin' pools, movie stars.

Well now its time to say good by to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin helpin' of their hospitality

Hillybilly that is.
Set a spell, Take your shoes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?.

Its a sure bet that the oil compaies won't pay for this disaster.

Our form of socialism requires that the middle class pay for the wreckless endangerment of our environment and people instead of mining and oil companies. Its the way it is. Works also for Big Farms, Big Pharma, Big Timber Owners. Subsidies are passed for "small farms" but the checks are cashed by Corporate criminals. No entity is more out of control than the Military Industrial Complex. An honest Republican warned us about this.

But of course our way out of the current mess is to drill, drill, drill.

Thought this was going to be a thread about Jenna's nuptuals.

Looks like a good place to dump that Italian nuclear waste discussed a day or so ago.

Well, now I know why Shrub purchased that 'ranch' in Paraguay. He must know Satan is looking for him....