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Friday, May 09, 2008

Orchids that mimic female wasps may not only waste the time of the male wasps they lure into spreading their pollen -- they also seduce them into wasting valuable sperm, Australian researchers reported on Wednesday. "Male pollinators can prefer orchids to real females, prematurely end a copulation with a real female to visit an orchid, or be unable to find real female mates among false orchid signals," the researchers wrote.

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Maybe those wasps should stick to incest.

WTF? An entire SPECIES of sluts?

AP/Reuters--

It has been further revealed that the data was obtained during a sting operation lasting several months. Developing....


WTF? An entire SPECIES of sluts?

Posted by frankf55 at 2008-05-08 03:02 PM

Sad.

Debauchery! Debauchery! Raaawwwk!!

ShitsMe likes WASP sperm. You know, the kind of WASPs who go yachting and play tennis.

For Father's Day I plan on telling Mrs Oohrah that while orchids on the kitchen table might be nice, what I'd really like are tulips on my organ.

"For Father's Day I plan on telling Mrs Oohrah that while orchids on the kitchen table might be nice, what I'd really like are tulips on my organ.

Posted by OohRah"

Best get yerself a pair o' tap shoes.


WTF? An entire SPECIES of sluts?

Posted by frankf55 at 2008-05-08 03:02 PM | Reply

Must be Republicans

"Best get yerself a pair o' tap shoes." - DUMB

?

Wild Orchid?
Did somebody say Carre Otis?

No?

My bad.

And the flowers benefit twice -- getting help in their own reproduction, and perhaps indirectly producing more male pollinators in the process.

Precisely.

WTF? An entire SPECIES of sluts?
Posted by frankf55 at 2008-05-08 03:02 PM


All species react in this very same manner - all life everywhere. Where there is a "void" it will generally be filled to maximize efficient diversity - and it never ever stops. There is a recent thread exploring the rational for amoebic life to coat itself in minerals for space flight. Consider this a parallel for 10% homosexual population, %50 female, etc - we self-regulate a specific reproductive balance.

Overpopulation is typically the reaction to a decline in several other associated species, and it can even promote environmental collapse.

The reason honey bees are not over-producing females is because the agent destroying their organs isn't an attractor, but
an artificial disease-carrying parasite weapon probably engineered in Israel.

Happy birthday Israel - may it be your last.

what are the advantages? male wasps do not have to pay for dinner, listen to boring meaningless conversation and pay child support are the most common answers amongst polled wasps...

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