A simple DWI what a bore.....

"A simple DWI what a bore.....'

Hey, it's an improvement!

I've been beat to the draw, but I'll put my retort in anyway.


Not a sex crime, but we'll settle for a DUI.

signed:
Your friendly neighborhood democrat

New Yorkers who were in Washington for the Giants' White House celebration.


BTW

The Pats are still 18-1

Not a sex crime, but we'll settle for a DUI.


Hey, it's better than specious associations between clergy and candidates, ne?

He should have picked up a prostitute to use as a designated driver.

He should have picked up a prostitute to use as a designated driver.
~JAWJABOY


I wonder if that would be a add on charge?

He should have picked up a prostitute to use as a designated driver.
~JAWJABOY

No-he should have picked up some guy toe tapping in a public restroom for a designated driver.

I feel sorry for him for being from Staten Island. Also, he's gotta drive over to Jersey to see his NY Giants play.

The guy was just celebrating alchohol awareness month.

I'm fucking sick of people making light of DUIs. My friends do it. Family's probably done it, too. Town cop's been busted for DUI, even. Doesn't make it any less despicable. We need more public humiliation for people who get busted for DUI. Australian cops make the DUIer (I'm not sure if it's immediately following the arrest or at a later time) walk down the street with his hands cuffed behind his arse while they implore everyone to "point and ridicule the idiot".

We could adopt something similar, or do like El Salvador and shoot the DUIers.

We could adopt something similar, or do like El Salvador and shoot the DUIers

Shooting Cheney and Shrubby? Now you're talking.

My ex lost her right leg to a drunk cop; On duty; In his patrol car. She almost bled to death. A nearby pub owner (This was in Oz) who happened to be a med school dropout saved her life. Fact.

The main reason I quit drinking. It got way out of hand. I should have had a ton of DUI's but I never got a single one. Don't know how though.

Larry Mohr

"It got way out of hand."

All things in moderation.

My ex lost her right leg to a drunk cop; On duty; In his patrol car. She almost bled to death. A nearby pub owner (This was in Oz) who happened to be a med school dropout saved her life. Fact.

Posted by Zatoichi


Heather McCartney?

"Heather McCartney?"

Posted by Bani

That piker?
In a word; No.

No-he should have picked up some guy toe tapping in a public restroom for a designated driver.

Posted by frankf55

Ted should have done that. He wouldn't have gone off the bridge and killed someone.

The main reason I quit drinking. It got way out of hand. I should have had a ton of DUI's but I never got a single one. Don't know how though.

Larry Mohr

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I got one...
It was very humbling.
I did my punishment and made apologies...
Thankfully, no wreck and no one was hurt.
Wont happen again.
about 3k total
40 hours in community svc. ( in a good will store, middle of town).
People know me and my family, it was a very big eye opener.
The law was just changed here.
1st offense is an automatic suspension of driving privs. for 1 year.
When you are a staff employee of a large corporation it looks very bad when you can't even drive yourself to work.
Lucky I didn't loose my job.
So, there is nothing to make light of about this stuff.