But we already have Spam?!?!?

Provided she is hot, a PETA rep may sample my test tube steak free of charge.

didja see the pasty white and sickly thin person speaking about this on the news this morning?

BLECH!

p.s. - a neighbor's rooster is digging up my husband's radishes and onion starts right now - think i'll have chicken for dinner.

...now, where'd i put that wrist rocket?

PETA OFFER $1 MIL FOR TEST TUBE MEAT

In other words,

FEED US FETUS!!!

"p.s. - a neighbor's rooster is digging up my husband's radishes and onion starts right now - think i'll have chicken for dinner."

you going to halal the chicken yourself??

hahaha

nyet, klifferd - i shall let him run around like a head with his chicken cut off until he drops from exhaustion.

this so reminds me of a true story...

PETA isn't that the company that sells canned wild horse meat to third world countries for slave labor factory worker's grub?

No? Hold on I need to turn the pig I just slaughtered on my barbeque pit before it gets overcooked.

Okay now where were we? Test-tube meat? WTF? Fork the freaks I ain't eating meat that don't bleed.

ok, so who will gets the rights to the meat? PETA? Because if I invent it....I want the cash and the distribution rights. All PETA gets is a photoopt I'm assuming?

I love PETA, but they should prolly stick to what they do best- Nude B celebrities naked against fur

So, we end up with perfect meat that was never part of a living animal. Super. I get the point, but don't expect us to build zoos for all the Holsteins and hogs and Rhode Island Reds. Those suckers would go extinct within 50 years.

Though I guess the chickens might make decent pets.

Ya gotta know somebody out there's thinking "How to make tofu taste like filt mignon". As a proud member of People for the Eating of Tasty Animals, I say to this effort: Have a steak and a smile and STFU.

nothing satisfies like dead steer on a plate

"nothing satisfies like dead steer on a plate"

Posted by vernon

Damn straight on that. Preferably prime rib. Rare. Mooing rare. With au jus, side of fresh mashed 'taters, salad, and a frosty mug of beer.

Now if they can get that slab o'rare prime out of a test tube, juicy, succulent, about an inch thick and well marbled, and it won't cause a extraneous third appendages to erupt somewhere on my body, well, I'm all for it.

This is a hoot! Honestly, this is one of the first sensible things they've ever proposed. Of course, they look a bit like Dr. Evil...

ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Like him, a bit out of touch. A million dollars won't get you test-tube meat. More like 1
Billion dollars. But the principle is good. They just need to do a bit more fundraising before they go shooting off their mouths.

The dayglo abortions, Wow that takes me back.

They can't even make a commercially viable tomato that comes close to a mid-summer home grown. Meat? What a laugh.

test tube meat = Spam

No wonder they had a major fight over it. Those vegans wouldn't/couldn't eat beef regardless where it came from. And that's a FACT!

i'm a level 5 vegan.

I don't eat anything that casts a shadow

"test tube meat = Spam"

That's original (hint - look at the first post)

Thanks KaliKrisK!

PETA lookin' for tubesteak? The All-Male Revue is THAT way, ladies...