If you know what you're doing, it doesn't take long.

"It's difficult for older men and young men to make sexual intercourse last much longer"

Yahoo for middle age!

i'm wondering how one volunteers to be included in their research?!

the girlfriend and i are going to do our own research on this straight away and add the results to the thread afterwards.

all the best

wow
that was great.
neither of us minded that we finished before the microwave reheating our morning coffee did.
maybe the second time will take longer.
of course, that won't happen until tonite.
i'll keep you apprised.

all the best

FF Sense!

So, this was the inspiration for the song, "Can I help it if I am, just a sixty second man?"

Is it possible that volunteers for this experiment are exhibitionists, whose excitement was enhanced by being observed and so the man shot his wad sooner because of the added titilliation and excitement derived from these circumstances particularly suited to his paraphilia.

What was the ratio of female to male orgasms?

Data. Data. Data.

It's so gender unspecific. Instead of providing attribution, the statement cited stated something to the effect that "I last eight minutes and my partner lasts five minutes," requiring the reader to speculate concerning the woman who lasts eight minutes, while her partner who "lasts" five minutes, has ejaculated, and is up, and having removed his coffee from the microwave, is sipping it.

Maybe instead of "cuddling," he'll bring her her coffee to enjoy immediately after she experiences her eight minutes of actual intercourse, three of them alone.

Worth sharing this thread at home -- will make for an interesting discussion.

True story from collge (and trust me, this is nothing to brag about).

Normally, I fall under the mid-high average range in terms of stamina.

However, in college one time, (do in no small part to various substances my girlfriend at the time and I took), neither one of us was able to...finish the task at hand. No counting foreplay, we went at it for about an hour or so before we finally had to stop due to some fairly painful friction burns that we were developing.

I limped for days after that one.

I knew I was doing it wrong. It takes me hours!

I knew I was doing it wrong. It takes me hours!

----

Sorry, but the study didn't count alone time.

REV-
Due to your drug induced state are you sure you weren't humping a roll of paper towels? :^)

Even as altered as my state of consiousness was, I could tell the difference between friction burns and paper-cuts.

"3 to 13 minutes, depending on how long it takes for the ether to do its job."

101

The title is incomplete. It should read:

Sex take 3 to 13 minutes and is a complete waste of time and energy unless you intend to deliberately breed.

Sex take 3 to 13 minutes and is a complete waste of time and energy unless you intend to deliberately breed.

Uhhh...


Have you ever actually HAD sex?

Sadly, Rev, yes. Biggest mistake of my life.

Letusreason,

Do tell more.



I asked for sex last night. The wife was sort of not wanting to.

I told her "it won't take long" as an incentive for her to give in.

"That's what I'm worried about" she replied.

Anyway.....

Sadly, Rev, yes. Biggest mistake of my life.

Hmph.

I, myself, enjoy sex about as much as I enjoy my hallucenogens; which is to say "more than most people".

2112, mind you, my argument is entirely hindsight, I have to make that clear.

For me it's just a simple risk-to-profit ratio. That ratio is far too slanted toward the risk side.

Now, I won't deny, in my declining years, I am probably heavily biased against. My first lover.. I found out about a year after we'd parted ways that she'd been hired to be with me.

And after that it just got worse. I can think of maybe one good relationship I've had (sexual or otherwise), and that fell apart due to simple distance (I lived in State College PA at the time, she was in St. Catharines ONT).

Why the hell am I posting during working hours? Damn fool am I.

You know the differece between Pink and Purple?



















Ho tight your grip is.

Anyway, I'm just saying.

If Hillary is elected she'll make is a law that men have to last long enough to please their women!

The Right

If Spitzer lasted 3-13 minutes with that high priced hooker, he really did get fucked.

It's those god damn libs and their shameless libidos, enormous horse-like genitals and preternatural stamina's that are fucking it up for the rest of us. Quit ruining the curve, assholes!

"Quit ruining the curve, assholes!"

Sorry!

1 hr 45 mins.

However, some illicit drugs were involved.

Letusreason,

Sorry to hear about your relationship woes. Time and chance I guess. Relationships are hard. The best of them are still allot of hard work and sacrifice that's for sure.

Anyway, all the best Let.

Peace



I knew a guy (i won't mention his name) He and this girl scored some crystal meth. Neither one of them had ever done it and knew that it was a really bad drug. The type of drug that could steal your entire life from you. Anyway, these two young dumb people found that the sex that could be had while using the drug was amazingly, mind boggingly intense and fuffilling. They enjoyed a few VERY long sessions (2 hours easy) taking each other to sexual heights they had never experienced before.

Of course I, ehhhh, this guy who's name I won't mention only dabbled in it a couple of times and swore it off after that realizing that that was not a road to go down.

"cited a four-week study that found the median time for sexual intercourse was 7.3 minutes"

YEAH!

Except they fail to mention that this survey was conducted simultaneously with the "Rockers Vote Republican" study!

The title is incomplete. It should read:

Sex take 3 to 13 minutes and is a complete waste of time and energy unless you intend to deliberately breed.

Posted by LetUsReason at 2008-04-03 01:22

Maybe you need a woman who can put a little spice into your love life.

"The title is incomplete. It should read:

Sex take 3 to 13 minutes and is a complete waste of time and energy unless you intend to deliberately breed.

Posted by LetUsReason at 2008-04-03 01:22

Maybe you need a woman who can put a little spice into your love life. "

I'm thinking a photo would explain a lot.

You're such a tool Jomamma

He and this girl scored some crystal meth.

Shit, man. Even I won't touch that crap!

Yeah, young dumb and full of ....well you know.

It was only twice. More than enough times to know that THAT wasn't the way to go.

Live and learn.

Take it back if he could.

"You're such a tool Jomamma"

Thanks!

By the way, 2112, I can vouch for everything you said about meth. If I hadn't developed an allergy to it I'd probably be dead. That was a looooooong time ago. And I knew people who died as a result.

Jomama, some people grow out of their allergies. Maybe you could start doing meth again. Let us know how it goes.

FF SAGMAIN.... if that is what your girl looks like....you would NEVER finish the job! It may be time to consider "switching teams"...lol!

Posted by rcade at 2008-04-03 12:46 PM

I knew I was doing it wrong. It takes me hours!

the TV ads recommend that after four hours, you seek medical assistance

After four hours I'd make some new friends.

If you're receiving pharmaceutical assistance for "ED,"

I believe it prefers its full name "Edward Schlongenstein".

It may be the profession or occupation. They may be quick, but "The Postman Always Comes Twice," or is that "Rings" for "Rings the bell?"

Jomama, some people grow out of their allergies. Maybe you could start doing meth again. Let us know how it goes.

Posted by JOE

It sure wouldn't affect his posts.

I knew I was doing it wrong. It takes me hours!

Time spent begging fer yer wife to let ya get a leg over doesn't count.

That's just foreplay.

Be Well.

""You're such a tool Jomamma"

Thanks!

Posted by Jomama"

Do you have a 3 D-cell requirement?

If you're receiving pharmaceutical assistance for "ED," the TV ads recommend that after four hours, you seek medical assistance.

Now you tell me. But it's not that big a problem, really. After I'm done with my business, I just use it to prop up the book I'm reading.

"Do you have a 3 D-cell requirement?"

Nah, just plug me right into your outlet.


hehe

MEN!

three minutes - thirteen minutes - they're always bragging!

3 minutes? It lasts 3 minutes? Where? With whom?

Anything more than two strokes and a bull-hunch is just a gratuitous expansion of your carbon footprint.

How does that old saying go? What I used to do all night now takes me all night to do.

Posted by OohRah at 2008


yes and also....

Im not as good as I once was but Im just as good once as I ever was...or something like that.


but here is a replay....and a little glimspe into my mind

tick tick......2 mins...

okay....willie mays, micky mantle....

2 and 1/2 mins.....hhhmmmmmm ....its a long fly ball to the center fielder and he MAKES THE PLAY

3 mins....tick tick...any movie with jenine garafallo in it...thats always good for an extra half min or so..

okay...still going...HEY she just made a really yummy sound..that must have been a good thrust.... good...oops....okay.....hhhmm.
..boy did big brown ever run good in the florida derby.....real fast.

OOPS.....it was almost over there.....wow good hockey game...

HE SHOOTS HE SCORES>.

damn........

but here is a replay....and a little glimspe into my mind

tick tick......2 mins...

okay....willie mays, micky mantle....

2 and 1/2 mins.....hhhmmmmmm ....its a long fly ball to the center fielder and he MAKES THE PLAY

3 mins....tick tick...any movie with jenine garafallo in it...thats always good for an extra half min or so..

okay...still going...HEY she just made a really yummy sound..that must have been a good thrust.... good...oops....okay.....hhhmm.
..boy did big brown ever run good in the florida derby.....real fast.

OOPS.....it was almost over there.....wow good hockey game...

HE SHOOTS HE SCORES>.

damn........

This is followed immediately by him hearing:

"Okay, anytime you're ready to start, honey."

"Researcher Eric Corty said he hoped to ease the minds of those who believe 'more of something good is better, and if you really want to satisfy your partner, you should last forever.'"

Reminds me of the guy who first taught me the Bible as a college student at U of A. His young son (4 or 5) told him, "Dad, I'm having a bad pecker day--it won't go down!"

And he replied, "Son, some day that will be a GOOD pecker day!"

Kirk, that is disturbing on so many levels. Thanks!