Hey, Bin Laden! Eat my shorts, punk!

Ouuuuu, golly, geeewhizzzz, I ain't never been scared by a drag queen beefor....

someone gotta choke that towel head with his own turban.

Bin Laden is going to be in a world of hurt soon. We'll have a CIC that will get a bunch of troops out of Iraq and send them in after him. Our focus will once again be on our true enemy.

Wait until you see the cartoons he (Bin Laden)pens out in response to this..........hey, maybe I'm onto a better way to express outrage......WHAT DO YA' THINK?

i don't know
bush said bin laden was the "mastermind" behind 911

but now he sounds like an idiot

either an idiot fooled an idiot

or this isn't bin laden

We'll have a CIC that will get a bunch of troops out of Iraq and send them in after him. Our focus will once again be on our true enemy.

Posted by bigjohn_1972


Since he's likely not in Aghanistan but Pakistan I doubt moving a million troops into Afghanistan would make any difference in regards to catching him... since neither Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton have said they will send forces into Pakistan, just strikes if they have the intel... that's no different then our policy now.

But we'll have more feet on the ground in the area, we'll be able to cover more land, potentially get more intel, and be better able to strike if we do find out where he is.

But we'll have more feet on the ground in the area, we'll be able to cover more land

Does it matter though if he's not near that land though?

I think it would do a lot to further secure Afghanistan, don't get me wrong there... I just don't think its a smart idea to completely write off Iraq and toss it to the wolves to hope to find one man who won't be taken alive anyways.

Bin Laden is not THE enemy. He's simply one of them. The Terror War will not end with his capture and execution. It will end when stable, democratic governents replace those feudal kingdoms in the oil-bearing states.

It will end when stable, democratic governents replace those feudal kingdoms in the oil-bearing states.

Posted by jonryker

Exactly...

Bin Laden isn't going to be taken alive... his bodyguards are under orders to kill him and themselves if we ever get near him (I'll try to track down the newsweek article that talks about how they almost did when a us patrol nearly stumbled upon their camp). Best case scenario is we kill him in an airstrike... I don't want to hear that fucker took himself out (but don't get me wrong, I'll be glad when he's dead).

To give up Iraq and give al qaeda a massive victory there, to kill one man just doesn't make sense to me...

I guess it's about time Europe warns him the end of radical islam is near. Time to take off the gloves and dump a few nukes on the bumb bastards.

I must be dreaming, they wouldn't do that.

Coincidence?
Bush just gives his 5th year anniversary war on Iraq speech this week on tv and -- BINGO -- mere hours later up pops a new bin Ladin tape! Are you all (((scared))))?

Time for Bush to drag up another bin Ladin video to scare us all. Got to play that "WAR ON TERROR" card in time for the '08 November elections too since McBush wants to be the Neocons' next Commander in Chief.

Same old bin Ladin, same old walking stick, same old Saudi caftan robes, same old mountain trail, same ol' same ol' same ol' tired terror card.

Can't Bush and his boy Bin at least be a little more original than having their new tape just drag out some boring old fatwa about a Mohammed cartoon in Europe? Yawn.

I guess it's about time Europe warns him the end of radical islam is near. Time to take off the gloves and dump a few nukes on the bumb bastards.

"Bumb Bastard", indeed.

Hey SNiPA,

Do you know wot the single largest source of radicalisation in the Islamic world is?

(Beyond Israel's insane thirty year occupation of Palestine and America's illegal war, one sided support of Israel and the haphazard bombing campaigns that waste civilians, that is)

NEEP! Times Up. Answer is... Saudi Arabia.

Specifically, the Wahabbist fundamentalist whackjobs who are so nuts (and so flush with oil dollars) that they don't even like other Muslims much less the west. They are the ones who funded the madrasses that raised the refugee children/ orphans of the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan over the border in Pakistan who became the Taliban and they are also one of the biggest sources of cash for extremist jihadists and spewers of hate towards the west.

They are also the keepers of the keys to the Kingdom. Specifically, Mecca, the holiest site in the entire Islamic world and the place that all good Muslims must try to visit at least once in their lives if they are able to.

You remember Saudi Arabia, America's bestest ALLY in the War on Terror?

15 out of the 19 guys who actually flew those planes into the WTC in NY and the Pentagon?

That place, them guys?

Trouble is, of course, that if America were dumb enuff to nuke Mecca and/or Medina, America would be awash in a sea of suicide bombers before the weekend was over.

Sniper, you exemplify the "ugly American" really well, there's no need to also exemplify the "stupid American" as well.

That's over-kill.

Be Well.

Maybe we can pull out and HOPE nothing goes wrong.

I don't want to hear that fucker took himself out (but don't get me wrong, I'll be glad when he's dead).

To give up Iraq and give al qaeda a massive victory there, to kill one man just doesn't make sense to me...

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-03-20 11:27 AM

If he takes himself out, is he still a 'martyr'?

Also, leaving Iraq doesn't give al qaeda a victory, as the 'real' al qaeda isn't even in Iraq. Al Qaeda Iraq is a totally separate group of fellas. And, the locals are getting tired of their shite, which is good news. They'll likely become even more tired of their shite when we leave.

Trouble is, of course, that if America were dumb enuff to nuke Mecca and/or Medina, America would be awash in a sea of suicide bombers before the weekend was over.


Posted by dethspud at 2008-03-20 12:27 PM

Yeah, but it might be worth it. I'm not saying out and out do it, but if this government is smart enough to pull off 9/11, they can destroy Mecca and make it look like someone else did it. Make it look like Bin Laden himself did it! I'd just feel so terrible if anything were to happen to Mecca.

NEEP! Times Up. Answer is... Saudi Arabia

I knew that. That is where the first bomb should go.

Does anybody understand that there are a bunch of terrorists organizations who don't coordinate with each other. They're all the enemy, as they trade in hopelessness. Short term, we kill 'em. Long-term, we have to plant democratic governments to combat the root cause: hopelessness.

Fixing on AQ and where the fighting takes place is missing the bigger point.

Kind of makes me want to draw up a few cartoons of my own, just piss them off a bit more :)

Seriously though, i have to agree with pointing out the amazing "timing" of this release, coinciding so neatly with the Bush statements. Oh, look, the neocons hauled out their boogyman again. Let me vote republican so they can protect me from him and gay people out to destroy my marriage. It's so laughably pathetic, yet one can bet a few will still fall for it.

Not that I think Bush backs the moment Bin Laden puts these out, but one has to wonder about when they choose to release these tapes they've suddenly come across.

What really bothers me though, is that we are neither commenting on, nor catching the real problem here, which is the fact we are making no effort to stamp out extremist religion. I would almost have supported the war against Iraq, if say, it had been a war against Iran, and rather than insane allegations of WMD someone had simply pointed out that it was an out-of-control theocracy committing human rights violations. (They would need to point out the lack of connection to Bin Laden as well) Saudi Arabia is another such target, especially since they so thoughtfully provided those suicide bombers and payed for it so hard with the 300-400% increase in crude prices that are still rising.

So, why my rabid anti-islam sentiment? No matter how many people call it a "religion of peace" the koran still pays an amazing amount of attention to war. A bad enough thought for the individual to believe in, but at least here, where we have a bunch of nut-job christians we have an iota of separation between church and state, as well as a culture that can generally laugh off our Jerry Falwells and such, because we know they're deluded. The same can not be said for cultures in the mid-east. There, a fatwa gets issued, and some idiot goes and blows himself up in the name of a dead prophet and his imaginary god. Yes, it's hate mongering, but I seriously beleive we need to take down these governments that back that sort of action and belief, and to make them so reviled and despised that people look back on them as the dark ages.

or this isn't bin laden

ZEROPOINTRG,

You can't stamp out ideas. You have to replace them with a viable alternative...in this case, democratic governments. This takes time and sometimes force...Two things you are unwilling to support. Fortunately, instead of raving against Islam, Bush has started a process which can lead to a democratic government in the oldest and most respected nation in the Middle East.

Obama: US Less Safe Because of Iraq War

Has Obama had any reaction to the Bin Laden reprisal? Seeing as he felt the need to say the US is less safe. How does he feel about those who kill and riot over a cartoon?

"How does he feel about those who kill and riot over a cartoon?

Posted by crispee_oc at 2008-03-20 03:20 PM"

Hopefully he feels like they are in another country, and that we should not be the world's policeman.

As usual the dr left "knows" more then the CIA.They think it's real....

bravo, why don't you guys just have Obama or hrc get rid of the stupid bastards?

Hopefully he feels like they are in another country, and that we should not be the world's policeman.

Posted by mOntecOre at 2008-03-20 03:21 PM

In other words go back to the 90's and hope they don't attack americans or our interests? Arrest them like common criminals in american courts. Give them lawyers and all the benefits of a US citizen who has been charged. How well did that work out in late 2001?

Iwork with a Mexican guy who thinks Speedy Gonzales cartoons are hilarious.

Maybe bin Laden would feel better if a cartoon had Daffy Duck stuffing Mohammed's mouth with dynamite, and then kicking him off a cliff with an anvil?

Mohammad Salameh, Nidal Ayyad, Mahmud Abouhalima and Ahmad Ajaj are rotting in jail.

I believe they were convicted in 1994. How many attacks did their conviction stop in the next 7 years? You couldn't possibly say arresting them like criminals did anything to slow down the expansion of radical jihad groups. Or made us safer from attack.

"I believe they were convicted in 1994. How many attacks did their conviction stop in the next 7 years?"

How many attacks have Mohammad Salameh, Nidal Ayyad, Mahmud Abouhalima and Ahmad Ajaj committed?

Clinton got the perps responsible for the 1993 WTC attack, and they're still rotting in jail.

Where's bin Laden?

Hans

Clinton got the perps responsible for the 1993 WTC attack, and they're still rotting in jail.

Where's bin Laden?

Hans

Posted by Hans at 2008-03-20 04:00 PM

Hiding in a different cave every day. Now answer my question. Or at least respond to the British Council report in 1994.

"Hiding in a different cave every day."

Here's an example of "who needs Charlie Manson when we've got Susan Atkins? Charlie's hiding in a different cave in the desert."

So much for justice and "wanted dead or alive."

Hans

In an interview with the New York Times on April 5, President Hosni Mubarak of Egypt claimed that the bombing could have been prevented if US intelligence officials had heeded Egyptian warnings about dangers posed by Muslim fundamentalists in the USA.

what else does this guy do besides read cartoons

"How well did that work out in late 2001?

Posted by crispee_oc at 2008-03-20 03:35 PM"

You mean when Bush was told, in no uncertain terms, that Osama was "determined to strike IN U.S."??? And he ignored that? Don't be a dumbass - that was a threat to us here, not a problem in Europe about cartoons. Try to keep up, tard.

This Bin Laden fella really needs to die. Not from a missile strike, or a 500lb bomb, but from the knife of an Israeli. We either don't have the stones to do it, or we lack the intel to do it. I'm pretty sure that the Israelis lack neither.

We need to tell them that if they don't find and kill this bastard with their bare hands we're cutting them off.

You mean when Bush was told, in no uncertain terms, that Osama was "determined to strike IN U.S."??? And he ignored that? Don't be a dumbass - that was a threat to us here, not a problem in Europe about cartoons. Try to keep up, tard.

Posted by mOntecOre at 2008-03-20 04:28 PM

Sure Monte. It is hard to keep up with a tard when he is all over the map. Right dumbass? You paste shit from 7 years ago and then tell me to keep up? Had you kept up with the post I answered you wouldn't have shoved you little size 8 shoe in your more than wide piehole.

"This Bin Laden fella really needs to die."

Absolutely, 101. And, quite frankly, as you've described, although via a team of US Special Forces would suffice.

The missile strike or 500# bomb situation just creates a martyr.

But death at the hands of a killing squad?

Priceless!

Hans

Iwork with a Mexican guy who thinks Speedy Gonzales cartoons are hilarious.
Posted by vernon at 2008-03-20 03:38 PM

YEAH!

That's an outright lie! No one, not even a nine year old cartoon aficionado finds that lame cartoon "funny" or even remotely entertaining, Mexican or not!


What is funny though, and aggreed on by a Real Mexican and not Verns imaginary Mexican, is southparks "Im so Sleepy" prenetation!

Thats funny!

"How well did that work out in late 2001?

Posted by crispee_oc at 2008-03-20 03:35 PM"

and then:

"You paste shit from 7 years ago and then tell me to keep up? Had

Posted by crispee_oc at 2008-03-20 04:38 PM"

Damn, you dum, Crispee.

That's an outright lie! No one, not even a nine year old cartoon aficionado finds that lame cartoon "funny" or even remotely entertaining, Mexican or not!


What is funny though, and aggreed on by a Real Mexican and not Verns imaginary Mexican, is southparks "Im so Sleepy" prenetation!

Thats funny!

Posted by Redneckville at 2008-03-20 04:42 PM |

I would put more stock in a nine year old cartoon afficianado than a bitter hack like you Red. Maybe you weren't allowed to watch Warner Brothers when you were a kid. It would explain your positive outlook. BTW Speedy Gonzales was a funny cartoon for KIDS.

Redneckville, you need to get out and about. I spent K-12 with lots of Mexicans who thought Speedy was pretty effin' hilarious. Of course we didn't have many choices of things to laff at back then and no video games.

So you are either too young to appreciate it or you are one dour MF.

Hopefully he feels like they are in another country, and that we should not be the world's policeman.

Posted by mOntecOre at 2008-03-20 03:21 PM

In other words go back to the 90's and hope they don't attack americans or our interests? Arrest them like common criminals in american courts. Give them lawyers and all the benefits of a US citizen who has been charged. How well did that work out in late 2001?

Posted by crispee_oc at 2008-03-20 03:35 PM


Since you and Hans would rather take tidbits and paste, I thought I would try and put it in context. Note this was a example I used responding to your lame post about being policemen. Right dumbshit???

in no uncertain terms i am a dumbass and a tard.
mOntecOre

Posted by mOntecOre at 2008-03-20 04:28 PM

Anyone can take parts of a post and paste them in any order or context.

I find the speedy gonzales story totally believable, Mexicans have a good sense of humor.....

Asking redneck his opinion of a Mexican, now that's a laugher!!

So you are either too young to appreciate it or you are one dour MF.

Posted by MrFair at 2008-03-20 04:54 PM | Reply | Flag:

RedNeckville is THE MOST DOUR MF TO EVER LIVE....and that's his best quality.

Some people say that 9/11 could have been prevented if the person responsible ("the buck stops here") had heeded US intelligence warnings ("bin Laden Determined To Strike in US").

Instead, he nodded and then went back to cutting bushes.

Hans


Damn, dude, how many of those memos do you think crossed Clinton's desk? Of course he was determined to strike the US! Hell, he struck us on a few occassions before 9/11. Do you honestly believe that the CIA wasn't aware that he was "determined" to hit us if he could?

I wish you could show me in that report where it says they planned on hijacking a few planes with box cutters and using the planes as missiles.

"Hell, he struck us on a few occassions before 9/11. Do you honestly believe that the CIA wasn't aware that he was "determined" to hit us if he could?

I wish you could show me in that report where it says they planned on hijacking a few planes with box cutters and using the planes as missiles.

Posted by everlong at 2008-03-20 05:52 PM"

When did HE (Osama) strike us in the U.S. before 2001? Also, there is indeed a memo on using planes as missiles. Google it sonny, and let the adults get back to discussing what a fucking retard Crispee is.

UBL ADMITTS IRAQ IS THE BIGGEST TASK IN THE WAR ON TERRORISM....

concentrated on and supported by all Muslims, specially from neighboring countries," bin Laden added and also called on people of Syria, Lebanon Jordan and Saudi Arabia to "help in support of their mujahedeen brothers in Iraq, which is the greatest opportunity and the biggest task

As revenge, all of Europe will be forced to watch a year's worth of Mallard Fillmore "comic" strips.

When did HE (Osama) strike us in the U.S. before 2001? Also, there is indeed a memo on using planes as missiles. Google it sonny, and let the adults get back to discussing what a fucking retard Crispee is.

Posted by mOntecOre at 2008-03-20 06:27 PM |


Coming from a troll like you Monte why should I be surprised. Maybe you should go back and look at your post from 4:28. Since you only pasted one sentence (out of context no less) even a dumbfuck like you could twist it around. Instead of looking to camp on posts go back to beating your wife.

The Pope wants the oil?! Is that why he's shipping it via underground pipeline into Israel? Amazing.

When did HE (Osama) strike us in the U.S. before 2001?

Posted by mOntecOre at 2008-03-20 06:27 PM

What a scrub. In the real world Osama and Al Qaeda are one in the same. Being the Wile E Coyote super genius you think you are why would you post something so fucking stupid? Unless of course it was just another trolling post.

"A voice believed to be that of Osama bin Laden's has surfaced in an audio recording appearing on a militant website. The recording was delivered as the Muslim world marks the profit Mohammad's birthday, reigniting a two-year-old controversy over some Danish cartoons deemed by Muslims to be insulting. Islamic law generally opposes any depiction of the profit Mohammad. On the tape bin Laden allegedly criticizes the drawings, warning of a strong reaction to come. According to a Washington-based terror monitoring group, the tapes release coincides with an increased buzz in online jihadi forums calling for revenge on Europeans. While the audio was released on the fifth anniversary of the US invasion of Iraq, speaker is notably silent on that topic. Analysts don't know when the message was recorded and there are no apparent time landmarks in the audio to date it. If authenticated, this would be bin Laden's first message in 2008."

When did HE (Osama) strike us in the U.S. before 2001? Also, there is indeed a memo on using planes as missiles. Google it sonny, and let the adults get back to discussing what a fucking retard Crispee is.


I'll address the last part first. I know full well about the different intelligence data, which there is tons of most of which we've never even heard, that describe ways in which they wanted to atttck. My point was that the memo didn't say, Bin Laden determined to hijack planes and fly them into buildings. In other words, what do you expect them to extrapolate from a single memo? Do you expect them to act on every piece of intel they receieved before 9/11? Hell, the outcry about our rights supposedly being taken away AFTER 9/11 have been incredible. How do you think America, especially the left, would have reacted to programs that the CIA and Bush would have wanted to instill to heighten security? And again, Bush was in office for 8 months while memos like this were seen by Clinton for 8 years.

Now, about being struck in the US. We had two embassy's bombed on the same day. Our embassys are considered US soil. Or, did you skip that class? And again, this happened on Clinton's watch. We aslo had a war ship bombed under Clinton. I don't guess you consider a warship US property. We were attacked many times with Clinton in office and he did jack shit. Why aren't you asking why he didn't see a threat and do something about it? Oh, that's right, it's all always Bush's fault.

And believe me, I'm not giving Bush or the government a pass here, but it sure would be, at the very least, honest of you to hand out the blame where most of it lies. It's just so much more easy on you to blame someone you hate though, isn't it.

Also, there is indeed a memo on using planes as missiles.

Not only that, but Al Qaeda attempted that very thing against the french in the 90's. Using a plane as a missile was not unheard of, it just hadn't happened to US yet.

P.S. Montecore, if you want to join the adult conversation I suggest that you figure out the meaning of "attack us". I don't recall, because I didn't write, that he attacked us on US soil, even though he technically did.


And you're saying I don't understand this "adult" conversation? You have done nothing but show a complete lack of intelligence and reasoning.

My point was that the memo didn't say, Bin Laden determined to hijack planes and fly them into buildings.

guy, read the PDB.

They say he was determined to attack on us soil.
That Al Qaeda was casing out NY fed buildings.
The use of hijacked planes was a huge possibility.

Put the pieces together...

Declassified and Approved
for Release, 10 April 2004


meanwhile Bin Dead for years keeps on showing up in different sizes & voices....LOL

For a guy who lives more in the cyber-world than he does with his multiple wives and their kids, Obama sure has his head up his ass. His intelligence officers have convinced him that Pope Benedict is leading a crusade against Islam? Last I knew, Pope Benedict was trying to open a dialog between Muslims and Christians. If that's a Crusade, Bush's gay-buddy Bin laden ought to get out from under his burqa and start reading the news for himself.