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Monday, March 17, 2008

Lt. Gov. David Paterson prepared to take over Monday for Gov. Eliot Spitzer, becoming New York's 55th governor. Paterson will become the state's first black governor and the nation's first legally blind chief executive to serve more than a few days.

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This guy at least has a built-in excuse for his ho's - I didn't seee 'em coming.

I don't know any blind people, so excuse me if my question is an odd one...Instead of a tele-prompter they mentioned he needed to memorize the speech he is giving (which sounds like a waste of fucking time, but anyway). Wouldn't it be easier to put that speech in brail and put it on the god damned podium? Who'd notice him "reading it"?

That being said, this guy makes Elliot look like a Neo-Con.
No police choke holds? 10 rounds per weapon? Shoot to injure? Fuck this blind mother fucker. I hope somebody takes him for a tour of the Grand Canyon and let's him out of their sight for a couple minutes.

I don't know any blind people, so excuse me if my question is an odd one...Instead of a tele-prompter they mentioned he needed to memorize the speech he is giving (which sounds like a waste of fucking time, but anyway). Wouldn't it be easier to put that speech in brail and put it on the god damned podium? Who'd notice him "reading it"?

If he can read braille, maybe. Otherwise, an ear piece with someone reading it to him would work as well as a teleprompter.

Wonder if his super delegate vote will go to Hillarity or Obama?

/Not really.

Be Well.

PS: Paterson is actually one of the good ones, very popular, honest fer a pol and a good fit fer the current situation.

the blind leading the blind

what an improvement over DC

A seven-diamond hooker for him is one that doesn't smell bad.

I heard he was ready from day one.


Eliot the luv guv is now gone?


Otherwise, an ear piece with someone reading it to him would work as well as a teleprompter.

Posted by RevDarko



Like Bush in that debate.


I heard him speak at a union convention here in NY - he may not need any written help - he's pretty good.

he may not need any written help - he's pretty good.
POSTED BY MIDIMAN AT 2008-03-17 07:02 PM | REPLY |

According to the Paper he memorizes his speeches.

That seems like a waste of time, unless he's some kind of wonder-brain.
Shouldn't the governor have more important things to do other than memorizing a speech that will be forgotten 30 minutes after he's given it?











101,

It's actually not uncommon among the blind, or natural story-tellers, to hear something once or twice and repeat it almost verbatim. And I'd imagine as a rule the blind would concentrate more from the outset on the words. Also, Paterson may have developed exceptional memory skills over the years.

But you're right: he'll probably find that was a luxury only afforded to Lt. Govs., especially when the speech can be right at his fingertips.

Dan,
I heard he recalled details of previous meetings in stunning detail, so that may well be the case.

101,

I've met a few savants like that. One hated sheet music; he would listen to a two-hour score once and play it back. My eyes still cross when I think about it.

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Sincerely,
Gov. David Paterson

So this guy is both black and blind?

Wow, some people would claim he has two strikes against him already, and yet he managed to get elected Lt. Governor. I wonder if he runs in 2010 if he could get elected governor. This is an interesting story to keep track of.

Eliot the luv guv is now gone?

Posted by CalifChris


FF !!

Paterson is quite an impressive individual. Like Obama, someone who's very well liked on both sides of the aisle. I'm sure there will be a few racists that diss him simply because he's black, or blind, or a Democrat, but you can't argue the fact that he's considered extremely sharp and well liked.

This means Paterson will get all the really ugly hookers

This means Paterson will get all the really ugly hookers

Posted by vernon


Ha ha! As long as they have rockin' bodies....

I almost gave you your first funny flag, but you still have a lot of catching up to do until you're in positive territory LOL

"PS: Paterson is actually one of the good ones, very popular, honest fer a pol and a good fit fer the current situation.

Posted by dethspud"

The two new members of the mansion of NY have shared they have cheated on each other.

But, that's over - ain't happening now....

www.nydailynews.com

I almost gave you your first funny flag, but .....

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2008-03-17 09:01 PM | Re

Sorry loser turd but I've gotten plenty of FF flags. Even from creeps like you.

I know that such things are important to slugs whose whole life is earning respect in DR, MoveOn, Kos, etc. It's an exciting life when you live in mom's basement, I guess.

I have a 'real' life with a wife, family, career, business, opportunities, efforts.

I'm sure it cannot compete with your cyber life, chock full of debates, conspiracies, etc. All my life has to offer is real, warm humans, friends, career goals, struggles, etc.

You are so rich and fortunate. Just curious: How long does it take for your mom to bring you Hot Pockets? Or do you now get your own? Are you now a Big Boy?

"The two new members of the mansion of NY have shared they have cheated on each other."

There is a scene in the movie "The World According to Garp," where T S Garp and his wife are looking for a home. As they stand on the sidewalk looking at a lovely colonial that they have just toured, a small plane crashes into the house and stops in the master bedroom. Garp immediately says, "We'll take it." His wife and the realtor look at him dumb-founded. Nobody actually needs to pronounce the word, "Why?" for the question fills the very air around them, and so he answers their stares. "Because it's pre-disastered."
Hans

Too funny for one flag Hansy.


Now if Vernon could post his Curriculum Vitae the joke fest would be complete.

Know what I mean Vern?

'Legally Blind' is a loose term when it comes to sight.

My father is 'legally blind' (macular degeneration) but he can read larger font with his glasses. In fact, he scours the web looking for property deals for me all day long (he has a 30 inch monitor) and runs the day-to-day operations of my property business. Unfortunately (or fortunately) he cannot drive but he can ride a bike safely. What I'm getting at is that 'legally blind' spans a wide scope of vision. Looking at the eyes of the NY gov, it looks like his vision is much worse. The eyes don't seem to focus on anything for very long.

There's supposed to be a scandal concerning Gov. Paterson coming out tomorrow. He allegedly had "an affair."

Well, being blind, he has some deniability in that he didn't see who it was.

We're losing politicians left and right because of our response to sexual activity under various and sundry circumstances.

Defused the issue. Good man and woman.

=We're losing politicians left and right because of our response to sexual activity under various and sundry circumstances.

Finally we agree on something.

I know that such things are important to slugs whose whole life is earning respect in DR, MoveOn, Kos, etc. It's an exciting life when you live in mom's basement, I guess.

VERNON


There are several terms for you in psychology. Delusional is probably closest to the top of the alphabet though.

A. I could care less about earning 'respect' from idiots like you
B. I've never visited MoveOn.org's website, and only recently started blogging at Kos because this place is full of assholes like you who can't hold a conversation.
C. My mom died January 31st at 89 years old and she'd lived with my wife and I for a long time while we took care of her.

Gee. I've never even thought to look to see if I'd ever gotten a FF. Hmm. Wonder who's concerned about his image here. Guess it ain't me.

On to Paterson.

The newswires were full of stories late today about Paterson and his wife's confessions they'd had affairs. Glad they worked things out a few years ago and applaud their courage to just come out with it.

All those comments above about his being blind, women, et al leads one to wonder: Who's a conveniently located older NY based female that only a blind man would be attracted to..... Hmmm

He's a Quota Baby... For New York's sake I hope he ends up having something on the ball.

Paterson or Wife 2012!

AU,
I've never seen anyone (other than dethpud) crave acceptance more than you on the retort.
At least that creep from north of the border didn't hound a fellow poster (that he's never met before) to let him pick him up from work.

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