The rocket scientists that brought us Iraq are best equipped to answer the red phone... flaming amazink !

Republicans lucked out this year, winding up with McCain as their candidate. Any of their other dwarfs woulda been 15 points behind in this poll.

GREAT!

His answer to every problem will be "BOMB THEM!"

"what? they have brown people. BOMB THEM!"

There IS no "Red Phone"

Thanks Hillary, who wears her pearls to bed.

yes rob they certainly are. but they are also pretty busy trying to figure out now that obama is TOO black when earlier he wasnt black enough and well hillary is still the beast who couldnt manage her own husband and still cant.

but this wont be the first thing that mccain will win.
but you know me, I dont make predictions.

In a free and fair election ANY Democrat should be able to beat McCain. Not that we have that.

Republican campaign managers never hesitate to go for the throat.

All Democrats need to do is remind everyone about the rampant Abramoff corruption that McCain personally covered up. Yet, details are not forthcoming because Abramoff was smart enough to corrupt members of BOTH parties. The reason is similar to the whole crack cocaine for machine guns cover-up. Both parties agree to not undermine Government credibility, deserved or not.

They've got a good thing going and don't want to ruin it with no stinking third parties. Which candidate is favored hardly matters as long as the two party system is secure.

well at least...nutty.....you were able to rant against both in a bipartisan slam.
and thats a good way to end the morning publication of the BL2 morning report'

EXCEPT FOR ONE MORE THING.


ROCKETS.........22 and 0

next up......celtics.......hhhhhmmm
mmmmmm

I could have told you that. Everybody knows that Hillary's phone add was dumb. You don't ever ask a rhetorical question when you don't know what the answer is. They asked "Who do you want to answer the phone?", and the answer ain't Hillary.

And what does Hillary think she's doing, trying to out fearmonger McCain? It'll never work. The security moms are going to vote for McCain en mass if the election comes down to fear.

That is the main reason why Hillary loses to McCain and Obama beats him.

"yes rob they certainly are. but they are also pretty busy trying to figure out now that obama is TOO black when earlier he wasnt black enough and well hillary is still the beast who couldnt manage her own husband and still cant.

but this wont be the first thing that mccain will win.
but you know me, I dont make predictions."

BushLoverTwo?

There is another one of you around somewhere?
Need anyone even bother rationally responding to one who not only feels that the idiot-man-child and his cold-war nincompoops are somehow lovable but also feels compelled to share these feelings with us in his handle?

-The security moms are going to vote for McCain en mass if the election comes down to fear.

The security moms that turned the election for Bush in Ohio and gave him the electoral win voted 74 percent for HRC in the primary.

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron - Dwight D. Eisenhower

That Red Phone ad was effective in Ohio, Corky.

But she used it too soon.

Because she is desperate and has no plan any more, now that the old "pre-ordained" plan foundered so completely.

That ad was run as paid media in Texas only, though it got free play on news stations all over the country.

The point was that at 3 in the morning there may not be time to ask a military adviser for answers that HRC would already know from her years on the Armed Services Committee, while BHO would, er, not so much.

The point was completely dubious, not to mention completely fictional, not to mention its veiled racist undertone.

It was effective as a mom scarer was my point.

(Wouldn't you think that her "years on the Armed Services Committee" would make a responsible Senator read confidential material before deciding to vote to authorize a war?)

So do you think McCain will run the same add vs Clinton if she is the nom then?

That would be funny!

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed

I'd rather be hungry and cold but still with the opportunity to improve my situation then dead...

Every gun (for our military) that is made, every warship that is launched, every rocket that is fired, protects every American, be they rich or poor, hungry or fed, cold or warm...

The Libs are getting nervous...

Pssst... McCain leads Obama and Clinton by 6 in Ohio

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole




You don't really believe that, do you Rob? a poll in March about an election in November?

McInsane would be the better candidate in terms of answering a call regarding an un-named "situation" somewhere in the world?

Wow, there are still a large number of stupid people in the US!

Fer example...

Every gun (for our military) that is made, every warship that is launched, every rocket that is fired, protects every American, be they rich or poor, hungry or fed, cold or warm...

You FAIL.

Making enemies does not equate to making peace.

The money being wasted in Iraq only makes the US less safe and weaker in terms of the ability to protect itself in future wars and scares off possible future allies.

Hard power and soft power must be used effectively.

Just using hard power willy nilly as the asshole War Criminals in DC have done is counter-productive in the extreme.

Are you ever right about anything Rob?

Ever?

Be Well.

You don't really believe that, do you Rob?

That the poll exists or that it matters? No it doesn't really matter... as you say...

a poll in March about an election in November?

But be honest Midi... in a battleground state, the DNC candidate starting as the underdog after 8 years of Bush is not what the DNC was hoping for... and the more Hillary and Barack "God Damn America" Obama tear each other apart, the more it helps McCain...

Every gun (for our military) that is made, every warship that is launched, every rocket that is fired, protects every American, be they rich or poor, hungry or fed, cold or warm...

You FAIL.

HOLY SHIT!!!! Dethspud is right for once... there is something wrong with my post... here let me correct it...

Every gun (for our military) that is made, every warship that is launched, every rocket that is fired, protects every American, be they rich or poor, hungry or fed, cold or warm... Along with Canada who can afford to pay for their socialist programs like healthcare, because they have Big Bro' America protecting them...

"Wow, there are still a large number of stupid people in the US!"

And at least ONE with a terminal case of STUPID in Canada! Sputsie, if stupid was a snowflake, you'd be a walking blizzard!...LOL

So:

If the economy stays bad or gets worse, the $1 Trillion tax hike proposed by Dems will be popular?

If the economy gets better the Reps will be thrown out?

If the war goes well, people are gonna throw McCain out?

If the War goes badly, the red phone people are still gonna vote for McCain...

How do the Dems actually win this election without the divine intercession of The Great Gore, who simply can NOT be found?

"the $1 Trillion tax hike proposed by Dems will be popular?"

Try again. The $1 Trillion tax hike was proposed by the Republicans.

And written by the Republicans. And passed by the Republicans. And signed into law by the Republicans.

"Barack "God Damn America" Obama"

And so the lies have begun....

Every gun (for our military) that is made, every warship that is launched, every rocket that is fired, protects every American, be they rich or poor, hungry or fed, cold or warm... Along with Canada who can afford to pay for their socialist programs like healthcare, because they have Big Bro' America protecting them...

America protects Canada?

Wow, that must be strong glue yer sniffin' this morning.

American Military power is used more and more often to protect multinationals many of them American based and in the process they weaken America militarily, ecinomically, morally.

America doesn't even protect America anymore, Rob, much less Canada.

American corporate interests exploit Canadian resources. They also exploit the US. American military usage to procur sweetheart deals for BigOil and Big Agra has been a staple of American foreign policy since the 1930s. It has led to a relatively high standard of living for a majority of Americans but those gains have slipped away in dribs and drabs over the last thirty years and now it's only a matter of time beofre the policies that the US has imposed so ruthlessly in South America, South Africa, Poland, China, Russia and all around the world up to and including Iraq come home to roost in the US.

You can see the beginnings of it now in the market meltdown and the continuing slide of the US dollar.

You aint seen nothing yet.

That's why it's vitally important that America wake up and stop electing corporately controlled bitches to DC.

Unfortunately, you guys have been hypmotised by an uber-slick propaganda machine called the MSM where truth is like a needle hidden in a haystack of lies, propaganda, half truths, misinformation, disinformation, fluff pieces and ads disguised as news.

Dean was given his Dean Scream moment by the MSM in order to sink his populist candidacy.

Obama is now being given the works over his church by both the so-called left and the right wing media.

Spud still hopes that America will function like a democracy this time out but previous experience indicates that American democracy is dead and has been for quite a while now. A few good eggs get in but by and large you are a nation of bitches and wage slaves controlled by an increasingly more powerful set of special interest groups while the American dream dies and the American standard of living tumbles into the gutter.

Good luck with that.

The reason Spud gives a shit about any of this is because Spud's economy is inextricably linked to the American one. We rise or sink together.

Be Well.

America protects Canada?

Absolutely...

Do you really think America would allow any nation to attack Canada, or mexico for that matter? For starters we're allies, but also we're not going to have a border with an enemy. So you get to sit back and spend money that many nations would have to spend on a military and divert it to other programs safe in the knowledge that your big brother America will never let anything bad happen to you...

We protect you and have been protecting you for decades...

A little gratitude that you aren't ending every post with "Be Well, Comrades" might be nice...

The reason Spud gives a shit about any of this is because Spud's economy is inextricably linked to the American one. We rise or sink together.

Wrong again douchespud... You are tagging along for the American ride... there is no "together"...

Canada is to America as Johnny Chase is to Vincent...

We protect you and have been protecting you for decades...

Protect us from whom?

By that logic Spud could argue that Spud has kept America free from Zebra stampedes for the last fourty years.

No need to thank Spud, there Wobbo!

Just doing wot comes natural!

You are tagging along for the American ride... there is no "together"...

Is America providing Canada 10% of our oil every year or is it the other way around?

America is dependent on Canada's largesse whther you chose to admit it or not.

Do you wanna know wot would happen if Canada decided to sell that oil to someone else or in another currency?

Here's a clue... Not good things.

Be Well.

"America doesn't even protect America anymore, Rob, much less Canada."

so how do you suggest the U.S. Military be deployed.......

I am dumbfounded. What are people using for brains or common sense?
They have been told by Mc Cain that he is all for the war. They have been told by Mc Cain that he doesn't care if the war lasts 100 years. (Yes, he said that.) They have been told by McCain that we should NOT withdraw our troops. AND ALL THESE PEOPLE THAT WANT to get out of the war, get out of Iraq, and NOT get into a war with Iran, thinks we should make McCain our president. Go figure.

They have been told by Mc Cain that he doesn't care if the war lasts 100 years. (Yes, he said that.)

POSTED BY DISGUSTED AT 2008-03-17 02:19 PM | REPLY |

Then you'll have no problem furnishing the quote, right stupid?

Can we get some Alec Baldwin-type promises, please?
....I mean , if anyone has the balls to actually follow thru on the promise, that is .............

"Every gun (for our military) that is made, every warship that is launched, every rocket that is fired, protects every American, be they rich or poor, hungry or fed, cold or warm... "

Actually, since we've been into overkill since the 50's, I would definitely disagree.

The answer to this obviously is to hire McCain as graveyard shift switchboard operator in the O'Bama White House. Teach him how to say "good morning, president's home, John speaking" in five languages. herm

if something goes wrong at 3 am

who do you want answering the phone

if you said china, then you voted mccain

They have been told by Mc Cain that he doesn't care if the war lasts 100 years. (Yes, he said that.)

Wow... you've got to love the newb that thinks he can get away with something like that...

Feel free to provide that 100 years of war comment at any time disgusted.

Did you get your name from the look your father gave you when you came out to him?

what did mccain say about borrowing money from china

So Rob has taught us today that we fight them over there so Canadians don't have to fight them in Ontario.

"what did mccain say about borrowing money from china"

Something about how he doesn't know anything about economics.
Hey, with the economy in the toilet, who else would you want in charge???

"A few good eggs get in but by and large you are a nation of bitches and wage slaves controlled by an increasingly more powerful set of special interest groups while the American dream dies and the American standard of living tumbles into the gutter."

posted by Spudz

"They call it the American dream, b/c you have to be asleep to believe it" GC

"The point was completely dubious, not to mention completely fictional, not to mention its veiled racist undertone"

Would that be the "any criticism or any actual examination of his qualifications is racist" type of racism.

Clinton won't be able to answer the phone because she will be out trying to hunt down Bill who will probably be sexin' some young White House intern again.

Obama would be busy at the library doing plagarism research for the next day's speach.

Only McCain will even be in bed to answer the phone. Sure he will be having Vietnam POW flashbacks but at least he will be there.

Yes, red he is.

McCain aka McBush is over in Iraq when our country is having a economy meltdown.

McCain---- Irag>USA

""America doesn't even protect America anymore, Rob, much less Canada."

"...so how do you suggest the U.S. Military be deployed......."

One tiny voice in the wilderness might suggest disbanding it. I can think of a few better uses for THOSE billions.

Do the same righties who mouth "Barack God Dam America Obama" want a link for "100 years in Iraq," or are they different righties? herm

See you buttfillers!

REAL AMERICANS know that only true conservatives like Bush and McCain are going to keep you from the impending muslim invasion.

You fools spend your time mocking the very people to whom you are indebted to. What kind of economy are we going to have when we wont be allowed to have electricity.

These Turbin-wearing agents of Satan want to destroy you and either assimilate you, or kill you and use your bones as war instruments. They HATE America and everything you faggots stand for.

But keep making alzheimers and hitler jokes about your saviors....or wait....keep calling the decider of your immortal soul "JEEBUS", you fucking idiot 1960's hungover gay pride taliban wannabes!

Yes, as far as I'm concerned we should spend 1000 years in Iraq, Iran, North Korea, Syria, Jordan, Turkey, France, and we should have bombed the fuck out of Mecca in 2004!

Then China, India, and Russia could call us one name and one name only........MASSA!

"But keep making alzheimers and hitler jokes about your saviors....or wait....keep calling the decider of your immortal soul "JEEBUS", you fucking idiot 1960's hungover gay pride taliban wannabes!"

Posted by Neocon_4_Ever at 2008-03-17 10:48 PM


What a frightened little person.

"Then China, India, and Russia could call us one name and one name only........MASSA!"

in case you didn't notice but we owe china more money then we make

if we stay in those countries you talk about, we will call china massa

you probably already do you commie wannabe fuck

hopefully you bomb yourself... friendly fire


muslim invasion hahahahahahahah
what an idiot

while we stop the pending muslim invasion

china will own america and they won't even have to invade to do it.. we will freely give them our souls

thanks to john mcchina

mccain will answer the red phone... because the red is the color of communism

is there a yellow star on the red phone?

Folks,

Why all the distain for China? They're just good socialists....you should be happy they're buying us up, because when they take over, you won't have to think at all....Just read that Little Red Book every night.....I'm thinking that AlGore will add a chapter and we can all live happily ever after.

"Why all the distain for China? They're just good socialists....you should be happy they're buying us up, because when they take over, you won't have to think at all...."

So the socialists will bury us after all? Socialism must be a pretty productive system according to you. Are you a socialist?

Please please tell me why would china call if they were going to attack us?

Please please tell me that china has ever really threatened the U.S. ever.

We are their greatest economic market for their boostering economy, we are keeping all their millions and millions employed, but yet they would threaten us.

Talk about scare tactics of delusional nature, the neocons just have a one track mind, all countries and people hate us, even our own people so we need a bombing mind to protect us.

money china isn't attacking

why would they attack their own country...
they are warning us that youtube is showing videos of freedom

and we better turn the national net nanny filter on

Ok klif,

What is the red phone for?

Fuck you liberals. I hope Bush's plan for a third term works out. That will get you out of the habit of calling John insane. He has done more for this country than all you fucks combined. I never see or hear of anything good that you do. All you fucking do is whine.

Vote for Hillary, 35 years of nothing except covering up Bills affairs, rapes etc.

Ireland-nope
Travelgate yup
FBI files yup
Universal Healthcare-nope sealed
Named after sir hillary-nope
White water-yup
All the dead associates-yup
2 years and docs show up in the library-yup
Wont release presidential docs yup
Cant handle her family (Bill)

The only 3 am call Hillary ever took was Bill is out fucking another Bimbo, what do you want us to do?

The only 3 am call Hillary ever took was Bill is out fucking another Bimbo, what do you want us to do?

I just hope that red phone never goes off at 3:00 P.M. because that is John's nap time. The man needs his rest. If it rings at 3:00 a.m. the answer machine will just take a message, he'll be right on top of it first thing in the morning, right after his Metamucil.

What if it's 3pm on a Sunday? Is Barack going to quit chanting "Fuck America" to answer the phone?

If it's 3 p.m. on a Sunday John will not be napping because he will still be in church listening to Rev. John Hagee bash Catholics.

There is a good chance John will be dozing in the pew though.

money i don't know
what is the red phone for???

is there a red phone??

is the red phone reserved for terrorist attacks???

if there is a red phone, is their a blue phone reserved for escalations with actual countries??

is there a yellow phone for domestic emergencies??


and 101
never heard barack say that
but is mccain going to say god bless china?

"Fuck you liberals. I hope Bush's plan for a third term works out. That will get you out of the habit of calling John insane. He has done more for this country than all you fucks combined."

haha

mccain is good as a senator
where he should stay


and i am glad you admit this is bush's 3rd term plan

him and putin have a lot in common

Nullifidian,

I was just trying to take your shoes. Me, I'm not worried...but I couldn't understand why you all were so upset about China....

Oh, now I get it! You didn't know they were socialists either! I keep forgetting what I'm dealing with here...

Well, I'm a teacher, so let me help...

Once upon a time, there was a kind man by the name of Mao, and he wrote a cute little redbook on the advice of AlGore, his childhood friend and inventor of the internet.....

The loonies are bandying words they don't understand, like "socialist," lumping Mao and Gore, I presume with Hitler and Mother Theresa, slandering the Clintons, and when their ignorance gets too blatantly painful, burying it under a pile of "fucks" and hoping no one will notice. hem

"Well, I'm a teacher, so let me help...

Once upon a time, there was a kind man by the name of Mao, and he wrote a cute little redbook on the advice of AlGore, his childhood friend and inventor of the internet.....

Jonryker,
Mao wrote his book based on the Bible. Please stay up with the facts.

Herm,

You gonna tell me Mao and Gore aren't socialists now? Did you not do your homework again, Herm?

You are learning, though...there is a link to Hitler....As a teacher, I'm gratified...

Now, let's take this one step further...Hitler, Stalin, Mao...socialist....BAD!

Mother Theresa I don't know about.

"Once upon a time, there was a kind man by the name of Mao, and he wrote a cute little redbook on the advice of AlGore, his childhood friend and inventor of the internet....."

Oh, I see, it's a lot like the story of Adolph and Prescott who co-authored Mein Kampf, a bestseller, I hear. Very profitable for Prescott, not so for Adolph who passed away unexpectedly.

Jonryker,

I really hate to break this to one of our country's leading teachers, but Hitler and Stalin were not socialists. They were simple thinkers. Their entire philosophy was "I am the country. Everyone will do my bidding."

I almost hate to get into it with our country's leading teacher of fascism, but I gotta break it to him (?). Gently. Jon, brace yourself. Mao is dead. Has been for some years. Thus Mao is no socialist. Was he one? In his own fashion, but China has taken the capitalist road and now owns the US lock, stocks and Bushes. Al Gore a socialist? I'm racking my brain. Name an act, any act, no matter how farfetched, that could label Al Gore a socialist. C'mon, Jon: do you have a clue, any even remote clue, as to what a socialist might be, or is that just the first pejorative you can come up with that sounds more scholarly than shithead? herm

This is too funny,

When I went to college (1990's), and we had a Democrat aministration, Hitler was a fascist. Now that we have a Republican administration, Hitler is a Socialist.


....see a pattern here?

i'm gonna have to go with fyi and herm

stalin was not a socialist
he was a cruel dictator

france is socialism
compare france and sarkosy with stalin
not even the same sport.

It's 3:00 a.m. and someone in the White House is on an emergency call. What are they saying?

"I've fallen and I can't get up."

McCain 2008, now or never.

"I've fallen and I can't get up."


McCain 2008, now or never.

Danni, you get a FF.

So the red phone is for medical emergency, classic.