$80,000? I sure hope she gave green stamps. herm

She looks way older than 22 to me and has obviously lived a hard life in a short period of time. She is physically attractive. What a shame.

Wow, wot a startling array of shots.

Luff the group mug shot at the end there.

The sleepy shot was sommat else. A lotta folk are sed to look like angels when they sleep. "Yer innocent when you dream" and all that but AAD just looks like a passed out ho'.

Hand tattoo? Hence the one star.

Check out the 15 carat cubic zirconian on her finger in that shot! That's class baby.

She doesn't look particularily bright and obviously has substance abuse issues.

All that sed Spud would definitely hit that.

/not proud, just sayin'.

Be Well.

I'm with stupid

That is worth 5K an hour? Please.

She's certainly not worth even her $1000 a pop fee

just a note to everyone before we all go on with the whore jokes ;)

she's not the criminal in this case, its the gove... ex governer of NEW YORK ;)

ok go on with the whore jokes

Was never a big fan of Sandra Bullock...until I watched her act.

Same goes for her little sister.

All that sed Spud would definitely hit that.


Now I'm jealous...Spud, you haven't written me to see what I look like. I will tell you...much better than she does. Plus, no substance abuse.

I could see sacrificing a career as a truck driver, a cop, maybe even a Walmart greeter for her but the governorship of NY and possibly the presidency....nah. Sorry, she ain't all that.
Spitzer is the biggest jerk ever.

She sure doesn't look like she's worth $5,500 an hour. She has a "tough" or "hard" look to her and isn't so hot looking at all -- at least not $5,500 worth of hot.

She looks older than 22. She looks like a "hard" 32.

There have got to be hotter hookers than that.

Considering Monica Lewinski....the lady is pretty hot...in comparison to other sluts involved with elected leaders in extra marital affairs. They should start a web site. No Jeff Gannon, you can't be part of the web site.

If the little Missile Twister can get 5K per night for sex, a few of the women I work with at a tech company could get 7500-10000.

She's good looking, but hardly 5k worth.

She looks older than 22. She looks like a "hard" 32.

Posted by CalifChris

A very hard 32. I'd say pushing 40 at least. She needs to use some of that 5k an hour to get some work done.
And I don't mean lawn work...

There have got to be hotter hookers than that.

Posted by JOE at 2008-03-12 10:55 PM | Reply

There are a hell of a lot of uglier ones, too.

At the prices involved, a guess you have to do some cost/benefit analysis.

True, Anton. I didn't mean to suggest that she isn't hot. Anyone saying she looks 32 or 40 is insane. Show me any 40 year old that looks better than this girl.

Gosh, Eliot's father must be proud. The father worked hard, acquired some $500,000,000, so that his son could begin life with a boost, and advance on the American scene. And here that hope is squandered because the man also endowed him with a healthy lust.

But it's monopoly money. When you have income from $500,000,000, say at even 5% per year, you're talking some $25,000,000 per year, approximately $500,000 a week, probably sheltered so none is "wasted" on taxes. What's $5,000 a throw to someone with that much income, that's 100 dates per week. I suspect that Eliot lacks the stamina to use up all of his patrimony on "dates." And remember, he had other duties and obligations.

Before his campaign, so as to circumvent laws on fund raising that precluded others paying for your campaign and to stay within statutory limits, Dad gave Eliot some property, and Eliot borrowed money on the property. Then after the campaign, Dad paid off the loans. This circumstance may initiate another inquiry, and Old Eliot may end up making little ones out of big ones. Or have the feds eliminated such work in the federal prisons.

Do the federal prisons have conjugal visits, or will Eliot's wife need to hire "a boy" during his confinement so as to satisfy her human needs? Ah, poetic justice.

What a web we weave when first we practice to deceive.

I wonder what the "split" was between the "worker," and the pimping agency. Did the girls get "tips?" Probably so. I wonder if the agency collected almost the entire fee, and a bright girl just worked the "john," with a lower case "j" for the tips.

It seems to be quite a lucrative business with relatively little capital investment. But since it's not localized, finding people to "put on the pad" for protection must be a logistical impossibility.

I have a suspicion that that used to be a guy.

Sorry, Eliot. If that's not your thing, I mean.

IS SHE GOING TO PAY THE MONEY BACK???

5,500 an hour?!

For HER?!

I thought the lt. governor was the blind guy.

I still say that used to be a guy- lookit them hands, wouldja?

I can see how that might justify the $5K fee- a hooker who knows about dicks from first-hand experience would certainly know how to please...

Here is one of our "pro" websites in Hungary. Prostitution is legal. www.rosszlanyok.hu. Basically $70 an hour. Or just drive along some roads through villages and pick up local 18yo at roundabouts for a $25 bj. We call it "road pussy".

$5500 for that semi-skank? The man don't know his pussy. The guy should resign just for being stupid about the amount of money he pays for subpar tail.

Some of you guys are smoking too much crack. That chick is way hot. 40 years old, please. I would tap that in a second.

Now that she is so famous, she should call me up. I could earn thousands with a chick like that in Dubai. They call them "models" there and they start at 3500/night. And those are for Eastern Europeans. This chick, I could sell her for at least 7000 per night. Maybe more. I would even let her keep half the dough.

Kristen, email me, I will sort this out for you.

Cheers,
Walt

Hmmm...Maybe worth $200...MAYBE.


A very hard 32. I'd say pushing 40 at least.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

She needs to use some of that 5k an hour to get some work done.
And I don't mean lawn work...

I don't know Allie, she might need to use a weed-whacker for...


Wait, that's not what you meant, is it?

Walt,

In Dubai they hire on chicks from Hungary to one year harem contracts for quite a bit of money. When you get some R&R you should swing through central/eastern europe. You will go positively ape shit in Kiev I assure you. Also girls in this region are very approachable. Kristen doesn't even have a symmetrical face. She is "okay" for this region.

This girl left an abusive home at age 17 and became a hooker. That's a pretty hard life not to show up in your looks, but in this case I'm not seeing it. Perhaps she was drunk in some of the pictures, which makes you look tired.

I vote schwinnng! Gov. Spitzer has much better taste in career-sabotaging sex mates than President Clinton, though he loses points by paying for it.

Spitzer ought to move to Europe or Australia or Nevada or someplace where this sort of thing is legal and folks don't have absurd sex hang-ups.

Furio,

I have been to Kiev, damn near lost my mind. It was like they locked up all the ugly chicks, I don't think I saw 1! Was also in Bucharest, damn near lost my mind there. I hooked up with this Hungarian chick in Transylvania, I thought I would never leave.

I should be in Tajikistan next week for New Years. I have heard great things about those women.

Same thing in Australia, they have a ton of hot chicks. And much to my surprise, so does Scotland.

They need to make prostitution legal anyway.

Where are you from Furio?

Rcade,

This girl left an abusive home at age 17 and became a hooker. That's a pretty hard life not to show up in your looks, but in this case I'm not seeing it.

Cause it aint there. That chick is hot. I doubt very many people on this website have chicks that hot.

Cheers,
Walt

Cause it aint there. That chick is hot. I doubt very many people on this website have chicks that hot.

She's hot, yes, but not $5500 an hour hot.

From the US but living in Budapest the past five years. A neve ending party life but starting to get burned out. Just tons of chicks available they even tell you upon talking they are looking for a guy. so easy. They are all little romantics they also aren't as opportunistic as Ukraine or Romania. Your mentality turns into a chick's after a while. You start turn down ass and being picky. Great primer on how to be relaxed around women. I recommend living here for six months to anyone from US or UK.

She's hot, yes, but not $5500 an hour hot.

Look man, you can pay 5500 for a hot ass chick that aint banged up, drugged up, AIDSed up, or you can get some relatively attractive but disgusting street hooker and take home more than you bargained for.

I could see 3K though, not 5K.

Symmetrical face or not, I could make serious dough off that chick.

I recommend living here for six months to anyone from US or UK.

I think Thailand would be a better place to spend some time, but I can't wait to get to Hungary.

Look man, you can pay 5500 for a hot ass chick that aint banged up, drugged up, AIDSed up, or you can get some relatively attractive but disgusting street hooker and take home more than you bargained for.

Or you could, oh, I don't know, find a woman you DON'T have to pay for, who's attractive, not beat up, diseased or drugged and take her home for a bit.

There are plenty of them out there.

Walt,

If you do let me know. I tell you where to hit and stay. Can't compare against Thailand as I haven't been there but I dated a lot of Asians in the Us and Hungo chicks blow them out of the water. Bodies just as tight or tighter but with tits and absolutelt amazing asses. almost every chick has a decent ass. Some will simply look unreal. And yes they are heavily into anal.

Or you could, oh, I don't know, find a woman you DON'T have to pay for, who's attractive, not beat up, diseased or drugged and take her home for a bit.

What is that old saying, something like which is cheaper sex for money or sex for free?

You don't have to deal with them in the morning, you don't have to return calls etc.. etc..

I agree that one shouldn't resort entirely to working girls, but sometimes, you just gotta take care of business.

What is that old saying, something like which is cheaper sex for money or sex for free?

You don't have to deal with them in the morning, you don't have to return calls etc.. etc..

I agree that one shouldn't resort entirely to working girls, but sometimes, you just gotta take care of business.

Contrary to popular myth, not all women are wanting to spend time with you in the morning (though most would like a decent breakfast before they do their level best to forget they ever met you.)

If you do let me know. I tell you where to hit and stay.

Will do. If you ever find yourself in Kabul, lemme know:)

Contrary to popular myth, not all women are wanting to spend time with you in the morning

I know that, was hoping you would catch my drift. They just act clingy after you bang them.

You're not dropping 5k for the girl. You're paying it to make sure she's gone in the morning and not opening her mouth about it afterwards.

That aside, she can't be the prettiest thing out there, but I could watch that smile for hours.

Walt,

And the great thing is every guy here gets ass especially Hungarians. They usually have wife/gf, mistress and then a couple of chicks on the side for fun. what's this mean? Relaxed fun time in the pubs no fights, no aggression. I have yet to see any fights over women. Some guy starts chatting a chick you were talking to just move onto the next. No tension just getting drunk, working pussy and having a good time.

"Will do. If you ever find yourself in Kabul, lemme know:)"

yeah Walt find me a two humper camel I want to get my money's worth.

Does she offer free test rides?

guy starts chatting a chick you were talking to just move onto the next. No tension just getting drunk, working pussy and having a good time.

Excellent observation. Same deal in Thailand. Same in Dubai for that matter depending on which hotel you are at. People are way more laid back when they get to have sex whenever they want. You come to Iraq or A-Stan, there is so much tension with all the guys. They literally crawl over each other to see some chick, mostly covered, walking down the street. Pathetic. I have the US Passport so I am good to go.

yeah Walt find me a two humper camel I want to get my money's worth.

You would be surprised at how hot some of these women are. Same in Iraq, absolutely beautiful women. That goes double for Iran and Lebanon.

Walt,

I know I have some Persian buddies and have seen their wives and daughters.

But I just don't want my vacation in Kabul ruined by having to explain to people I meet afterwards why my cock and balls are in my mouth and my lips are sewn shut. I'm not a good mumbler you see.

But I just don't want my vacation in Kabul ruined by having to explain to people I meet afterwards why my cock and balls are in my mouth and my lips are sewn shut.

LMAO.

Bro, it really isn't that bad. I drove all over Kabul today, I am fine. I am going out tonight as well to a pub. We have a new guy and we have to break him in with some Chinese girls.

Walt,

the one thing you will learn living abroad (UK, Germany and the like don't count) for while, preferably outside of a warzone, is that you really can't go back. Even though I'm settling down now and not picking up chicks you still get to chat them up and watch your buddies hook up with them. The lifestyle is just too good. Having girls 15 years younger than you try to pick you up slows the aging process dramatically.

They just act clingy after you bang them.

That's what a sharp knife, a shovel, and unfinished basement and garden lime are for, Walt.

The lifestyle is just too good. Having girls 15 years younger than you try to pick you up slows the aging process dramatically.

I couldn't have made your statement any better myself. I aint going back. I am going to keep doing what I am doing till I have enough money and then I am retiring in probably Thailand. I spent most of last year in the States, had a decent job, but it just wasn't the same as being abroad. I rapidly find I have little to talk about to my friends and the yearning to get back on a plane just drags you away. I love the States, don't get me wrong, but I doubt I could ever live there again.

That's what a sharp knife, a shovel, and unfinished basement and garden lime are for, Walt.

LOL, a tad extreme. EVEN for me.

Walt,

What are you saying, American women are the most beautiful in the world ................. until they open their mouth?

"I love the States, don't get me wrong, but I doubt I could ever live there again."

Yeah I am by far the most relaxed when I am back in the US but being relaxed doesn't give excitement or keep you thinking. I just watch people in the US pretending to enjoy life but it just looks so superficial. You can look right through them. Kind of sad.

Money,

What are you saying, American women are the most beautiful in the world ................. until they open their mouth?

What are you getting at?

I think the most beautiful women in the world are:

1: Spanish
2: Eastern European
3: Middle Eastern
4: French
5: Irish
6: Australian
7: South American
8: American

Worked in Seville Spain for a year. they can be extremely hot. Great racks. getting a little more chubby with all the McDs nowadays though.

You can look right through them. Kind of sad.

Agreed. Americans can be some judgmental tight asses too.

It's only a matter of time before someone jumps in here and berates me, and maybe you too, about prostitution. Look at most of Europe, you want a beer with lunch, fine, they are not going to look down on you for doing so.

The biggest thing for me about not staying in the States, is that you meet very few people like, well you. People who have traveled, know many cultures, are comfortable getting around in a country where they can't speak the language. I can't stand talking to people who no stories other their problems with co-workers. I am painting with a very wide brush, I know, but I think it's true.

I looked at her pics again. I still think she is older than she claims. And I still say she ain't all that. Nice tits maybe...for sure bigger than mine. But 5k an hour? I don't see it.

LOL, a tad extreme. EVEN for me.

Nah! Exteme would be a sharp knife, a bone saw, several Tupperware containers, a freezer chest and a toaster oven.

That is worth 5K an hour? Please.

Posted by Litlebritdifrnt at 2008-03-12 09:38 PM | Reply

It's all a matter of perspective; Spitzer is a multi-millionaire, so $5000 to him is chump change.

Reminds me of when Tereza Hines would go slumming during the 2004 campaign and was shocked ~ SHOCKED ~ that most people could eat food at places like Wendy's

I looked at her pics again. I still think she is older than she claims. And I still say she ain't all that. Nice tits maybe...for sure bigger than mine. But 5k an hour? I don't see it.

"More than a handful and you're risking a sprained thumb." - Gary, Wierd Science

I looked at her pics again. I still think she is older than she claims. And I still say she ain't all that. Nice tits maybe...for sure bigger than mine. But 5k an hour? I don't see it.

She has fake tits, I hate fake tits.

Why don't you post a picture of your tits and we can all vote on whose are hotter? Just a thought so we can lay the matter to rest.

you pay for the girl and then what you want her to do may cost more.

Wow, she looks pretty hot to me. Ladies saying she's ugly, do I sense some jealousy??

Reminds me of some Dave Chappelle.

JMFJ

you pay for the girl and then what you want her to do may cost more.

LOL, care to elaborate on what that might mean?

Cheers,
Walt

Why don't you post a picture of your tits and we can all vote on whose are hotter? Just a thought so we can lay the matter to rest.

Posted by Walt at 2008-03-13 09:06 AM

Agreed, everyone says she's not all that and they are hotter, well let's see some pics then!

well let's see some pics then!


I for 1, would welcome the friendly competition from our female companions.

Why don't you post a picture of your tits and we can all vote on whose are hotter?

Now that's just incredibly ungentlemanly, Walt. That was uncalled for and just generally rude.



I've got $50 that says Allie's are better.

"She has fake tits, I hate fake tits"

Agreed little tits over big fake tits every single time no competition. As long a you got something to handle who cares? You get bored of even the nicest C-cup tits after one month and start fantasing about some tight little honey sporting an A-cup.

I will take you up on that. I got 50 on the hooker. I will even donate half of my winnings to the competitors!

Ty, Rev. I like a man who appreciates the perky things in life...lol.

Sorry, Walt...you'll have to use your imagination.

I will take you up on that. I got 50 on the hooker. I will even donate half of my winnings to the competitors!

Okay, then. We need a judge who isn't actually betting on the outcome here to determine who's are better.

I think Allie should judge.

Agreed little tits over big fake tits every single time no competition.

Totally. Fake tits don't feel right. They don't bounce right. They don't look right. Even the best implants are pretty easy to spot. I would rather have a cgick with no tits, that fake tits.

I just put my 50 on the hooker to get things rolling. Truth is, I usually wont even hook up with a chick with fake tits. I love tits, and they should be real, whatever size they are.

"People who have traveled, know many cultures, are comfortable getting around in a country where they can't speak the language. I can't stand talking to people who no stories other their problems with co-workers. "

I hear you Walt. I either want to spend the night talking complete utter bullshit or having a decent real conversation. When I meet Americans traveling here and rarely get in a conversation and ask what they are about and they talk about their job. I then ask "what else?" and they say"nothing else". When I was in Perth for a buddy's wedding 10 years back I was chatting with his friends and the subject came up about psychologists in the US response was "we don't use them we have our mates to talk with about problems".

I either want to spend the night talking complete utter bullshit or having a decent real conversation.

Exactly. Like now. I could bullshit about hookers and women and tits till next Thursday.

Sad thing is I am almost ready to head out. Dinner is at 1800 and we have to back in the compound by 2200.

Australia is awesome, haven't been to Perth, just Sydney. Great dudes, hot women, gorgeous weather and fantastic diving. Other than being bloody expensive, I could see spending more time there.

Walt,

I got to check out all the fake tits I needed in a strip club in Mexico City when I was there for a couple of months. Bascially for $7 and four minutes you got to do whatever you wanted to the girl on your lap. The Mexican guys loved the fat chicks and would eat them out at the table. Kind of surreal. For my $7 I got to squeeze titty and put fingers in every hole. You just don't need to spend $5000 for a little fun. Spitzer could have went to Brussels or Amsterdam done a little window shopping and have a shitload of fun for 50euro a shot (bj and fuck in two different positions) with well educated euro chicks, disease and drug free who are earning money to set themselves up from where they came from.

Allie,

You know I was just messing around. I am sure you have great tits. But that doesn't mean you can get away with bashing my ho! That chick is way hot!

Nice tits!!!

You just don't need to spend $5000 for a little fun. Spitzer could have went to Brussels or Amsterdam done a little window shopping and have a shitload of fun for 50euro a shot (bj and fuck in two different positions) with well educated euro chicks, disease and drug free who are earning money to set themselves up from where they came from.

You are right, but a chick making 5K an hour is getting banged a whole lot less than the one getting a 50. I would much rather pay big bucks for quality merchandise, not something that has been returned a 100 times that night. Ewww.

Hey Walt have fun. A great buddy of mine is from Sydney. Ozzies are a trip. The girls are quite a quite horny and aggressive about it. Funniest shit is they like American accents and think they're sexy. Stunned me when I heard from a chick I was making out with "I just love your accent". Stopped me in my tracks with a confused dog look. Perth is quite laid back, great food. Margaret river has awesome wine, big steaks, great local weed and surfing. Paradise.

Ty, Rev. I like a man who appreciates the perky things in life...lol.

Not a problem, Allie.

I imagine you have 3 or 4 very lovely breasts.

You are correct about that. They love the "Seppie" accent.

Can I nominate this thread as "Best Thread Ever"? Has that already been done? If not, I officially nominate this thread as Best Thread Ever!

Nothing can bring men of any political party, nationality, or race together better than talking about sex and women. Even the women can get involved.

Long live real tits, and hot women!!!

Cheers!

***going to eat now***

Well, we are not going just yet, waiting for it to get a bit darker.

"You are right, but a chick making 5K an hour is getting banged a whole lot less than the one getting a 50."

you really have no clue. She could be tasting her boyfriend for all you know. But once you get the hang of traveling you really don't need to pay for it. Spitzer could have been much more discreet. I once hooked up with a past mistress of Bill Bradley's. She met him when she was a grad student at Princeton at an alumni event or something. She was Chinese and was a former ballerina. He didn't pay for shit and more or less had complete discretion. He kept it off the books and out of the office with an intelligent chick unlike Spitzer and Clinton.

Rev,

Not a problem, Allie.

I imagine you have 3 or 4 very lovely breasts.

Have you seen Good Luck Chuck? Really hot chick with 3 tits.

"YOU could be tasting her boyfriend for all you know"

"YOU could be tasting her boyfriend for all you know"

Reason number 100 why I stay away from hookers.

I imagine you have 3 or 4 very lovely breasts.

Posted by RevDarko

3 or 4? "Thanks for the mammaries..." lol

"Long live real tits, and hot women!!!"

Yep, constantly being around hot women is so nice. This is why I firmly believe being Gay is genetic. There are just as many Gay guys in Budapest as other places I've been but the women are a 1000% better. I cannot understand how a man could choose to be Gay in this environment. It's all genetic instinct.

Allie,

I bet you are a feisty one. You must be to hang around on this thread. This one of the crudest threads I have ever seen.

3 or 4? "Thanks for the mammaries..." lol

This reminds me of the last time I went to Vegas. I saw a show there and there were all these women on stage and all I could think was:

"Look at the TITS! There must be...57 tits!"

I've been but the women are a 1000% better. I cannot understand how a man could choose to be Gay in this environment. It's all genetic instinct.

I agree completely, why any man would WANT to stick ... you get the ugly picture.

The exception I think though is the Middle East, and jail. The guys here are all gay. In Afghanistan men in Kandahar regularly keep a young boy as a fuck buddy, until they get their "whiskers" then they marry them to their daughters! How sick is that?

I am convinced that every man in Kuwait is gay too.

They have:

No porn

No clubs

No dates with girls

No real access to hookers

Not even magazines show clothed women's exposed skin

The poor bastards are so pent up they have to resort to banging each other.

For all the misanthropic reprobates on this thread, here's a bit of Joe Walsh for you all:

Uh Huh
I like big tits
You see 'em on the street
Left and right
I like big tits...that's right
I try to look away but I can't resist
Every time I try to call it quits
Hear come some tits, uh huh, thats a big 10-4
Uh huh
I like big tits
Tits
Well they come in twos
Hard to choose
Your favorite tit
Uh huh
I like tits for dinner or a noontime snack
I like tits for lunch a big tit attack
I like tits for breakfast
Eggs Benedict tits
What it is tits what it is
They're where it's at
Tits
They give me shivers when they bounce around
Puckered up or hanging on the ground
I like big tits
Uh huh
Tits...says it all for me
Tits

REV -

"Tits" is despicable, sexist language.
The correct technical term is "jugs."

*When "jugs" is repeated more than twice in a paragraph it is permmissable to replace it with "bazooms."

"Tits" is despicable, sexist language.
The correct technical term is "jugs."


*When "jugs" is repeated more than twice in a paragraph it is permmissable to replace it with "bazooms."

You haven't gotten the memo, have you, Doc.

It is no longer permissible to refer to them as "Boobs", "Tits", "Hooters", "Tatas", "Jugs", "Bazooms", "Breasts", or "Lung-mounds".

From now on, they should only be referred to by the most respectible term available: "Golden Bozoes".

REV

Thanks for the update.
I'm truly grateful.

PS: Is "Bazonkers" off-limits as well?

My favorite is Fun Bags

PS: Is "Bazonkers" off-limits as well?

Yes, unless you are re-enacting some x-rated version of the old, Adam West Batman TV show.

My favorite is Fun Bags

DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BAGS!

I bet you are a feisty one. You must be to hang around on this thread. This one of the crudest threads I have ever seen.

Posted by Walt

Oh, I am feisty. And I don't think it's crude...just fun.
Btw, you can call them tits, boobs, bazooms, etc.

DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BAGS!

Nearly poked my eye out doing that

Large tracks of land. :-)

Oh, I am feisty. And I don't think it's crude...just fun.

I like that attitude! I bet you even watch football games.

Large tracks of land. :-)

Hopefully not toooo large.

I think a full C is the perfect size. The next chick I marry will have a perfect full C.

She isn't worth no 5g's that's for shore. You can meet girls like that at any bar in America.

2 would be an added bonus.

If she played her cards right she could have me.

You can meet girls like that at any bar in America.

Maybe, but can you be guaranteed to nail them?

I like that attitude! I bet you even watch football games.

Posted by Walt

Ty Walt. Life is too short to be a tight ass. And I do watch football sometimes...and I'm good in a huddle...lol.

Ty Walt. Life is too short to be a tight ass. And I do watch football sometimes...and I'm good in a huddle...lol.

Proof that there may be some hope left for men in America.

We need more women like you. Now if you are young, hot, single, and don't have umpteen kids, that would be even better.

Seriously, too many American women are too damn crazy.

She's no Nell Carter, but I'd probably show her my wiener anyway...

Seriously, too many American women are too damn crazy.

I don't know about that, Walt. Insanity is FUN!

She's no Nell Carter, but I'd probably show her my wiener anyway...

Lol

AU-
Nice to see belly buttons used for something other than to collect lint. She's a big boned country gal, to be sure.

Posted by OohRah

"Miss GOP 2008" 'is only into Bush voters. I'll bet she can hold the twist off top while you turn the bottle too LOL

I don't know about that, Walt. Insanity is FUN!

Girls Gone Wild Crazy is great!

Girls with too much baggage Crazy is not so great.

Girls with too much baggage Crazy is not so great

But I thought you LIKED Happy Fun Bags.

But I thought you LIKED Happy Fun Bags.

Fun Bag luggage = Good

Crazy woman baggage = Not good.

What do you think about the hooker 101?

Hot or not?

Worth it or not?

We need more women like you. Now if you are young, hot, single, and don't have umpteen kids, that would be even better.

Posted by Walt

I am some of those...you guess.

Walt,
I like boobs, and she apparently has them. That being said, I can honestly say that if she was wearing a shirt (as opposed to a bikini top) I wouldn't give her a second glance.
She's just not what I expected a high priced hooker to look like. Color me "disappointed".

I am some of those...you guess.

If you are young and hot, that is good enough for me.

If you add rich and horny, send me an email. It is listed.

Headed to dinner, see you guys later!

I am some of those...you guess.

Ummm...young, hot and without umpteen kids.



I'm hoping you're not single.


I'm hoping you're twins.

101,

Click on the rest of the pics. That babe is hot.

Maybe, but can you be guaranteed to nail them?

Posted by Walt

No but you have to ask yourself is any girl who is a 7-8 worth 5 grand for 1 night?

I say hell no. You would be better off getting rejected keeping your 5 grand and eventually meeting a 7-8 that isn't going to be a used piece of meat.

Only way I would spend 5 grand on some ass is if I was starting a life sentence in prison the next day and it was the only piece available.

send me an email. It is listed.

Posted by Walt

I did. I'd love to hear from all of you. I like getting mail.

That is worth 5K an hour? Please.

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She's certainly not worth even her $1000 a pop fee

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2008-03-12 09:41 PM | Reply | Flag


You guys are so small. She's a hot girl who obviously has some talent and she probably has better conversation skills than half the women in the country. And she got hired by the top escort place because of these reasons so she gets what they will pay. You sound jealous to be honest with you.

nippleoden the happyist place on earth newbie/w doobie

You guys are so small. She's a hot girl who obviously has some talent and she probably has better conversation skills than half the women in the country. And she got hired by the top escort place because of these reasons so she gets what they will pay. You sound jealous to be honest with you.

Listen, yes, she's hot.

But she could sucrete hallucinogenic compounds from her gooey-bits, have an ass that tasted like French Vanilla Ice-cream and be willing to murder Hugh Jackman in front of me with her teeth and she STILL wouldn't be worth what she was being paid.

But she could sucrete hallucinogenic compounds from her gooey-bits, have an ass that tasted like French Vanilla Ice-cream and be willing to murder Hugh Jackman in front of me with her teeth and she STILL wouldn't be worth what she was being paid.



Yeah, yeah, yeah... there's always someone who has to stand up in these cases and shout from the mountain top, " she's not worth that amount! "

But the fact of the matter is, she WAS worth that amount because peope PAID that amount. That's called market price and people paid it. And yeah, I know you're to big to ever pay for pussy, or too cheap, but don't get it confused, she was worth every penny because they paid it.

EVERLONG

As someone who's played with some world famous acts I've dated some of the best looking women in the world.

I wouldn't pay $1000 to boff this one. But, when I was single I was never at a loss for amazing women. Luckily, I've been married for over 20 years now to a great looking lady and don't feel the need to step outside the yard, so to speak.

Different strokes for different folks.

But the fact of the matter is, she WAS worth that amount because peope PAID that amount. That's called market price and people paid it. And yeah, I know you're to big to ever pay for pussy, or too cheap, but don't get it confused, she was worth every penny because they paid it.

No, the fact of the matter is that she was paid that amount because some idiotic wanks with too much money were stupid enough to pay her that amount.

I've no problem with someone paying for sex. I don't think it should be illegal and I don't think it should be stigmatised. I DO think that $5500 is WAY too much to pay for it, even if you take the whole "companionship without attachment" thing into consideration.

Think of it this way:

When I lived in Canada, people paid upwards of $25 for a "jumbo lobster", which was pretty friggin' tiny. When I lived in Boston, people paid $12 for a lobster at least twice the size. The one in Canada was no better, in fact, it was pretty pathetic, but idiots with too much money gladly forked out the cash because they thought they were getting something "special".

Same priniciple applies here.

She is worth a grand to Spitzer, who was not looking for a girlfriend, but someone who would give it up and then dissappear, Spitzer could not go cruise the nightlclubs and pick up a girl for free, because he is married. so to him she is worth a grand.

that being said, for 400 per hour you can get a girl that is way way hotter than this skank.

Different strokes for different folks.


Oh, I agree. Sorry, but I just find it somewhat interesting when people feel the need to comment on how they wouldn't pay a certain amount of money to screw a certain chick. I don't know why but it has always struck me as odd.

FREDO

Or as FURIO posted far above, take a trip to Hungary.

I...ahem....fell on my keyboard and accidentally ended up checking out the website he linked (LOL).

$75 bucks plus a $700 plane ticket and you have all the anonymity you want.

Yes, Revdarko, but the fact remains that people DO have that kind of money and are willing to pay it. As long as people are willing to pay a certain price, others will benefit. The fact that it bothers you doesn't change anything.

that being said, for 400 per hour you can get a girl that is way way hotter than this skank.

How dare you call my future ho a skank!

Post a picture of your significant other, I would bet she aint as hot as this chick!

Gotta run, have to go introduce a newbie to the wonders of China:)

Good for her if she can get it. I still don't see it.

Post a picture of your significant other, I would bet she aint as hot as this chick!-Walt

You know, that's a rather good idea. I would love to see the babes that these guys are dating that just blow this girl away.

I mean, I've had some really good looking girlfriends in my life but I have never felt the need to trounce some other girl who happens to make money for being good looking. Not to mention smart because these girls can't be idiots working at the high end places.

Good for her if she can get it. I still don't see it.-Alliekat

Now that's a reasonable response.

"FREDO

Or as FURIO posted far above, take a trip to Hungary.

I...ahem....fell on my keyboard and accidentally ended up checking out the website he linked (LOL).

$75 bucks plus a $700 plane ticket and you have all the anonymity you want."

OOps I accidentally clicked the link and then after seeing what was on the site I ended up somehow typing "priceline.com" into the adreess bar by some wierd accident, and it was crazy but my pointer started scanning around at priceline ALL BY ITSELF and now I have a trip to Hungary booked. Weird. I gotta get the IT guy in here to look at my laptop.

BTW - seriously my 400 per hour comment was me just trying to give a little insight about the comparable market prices for web based companionship based out of NYC.

now I gotta get the damn keyboard bug in my thinkpad fixed. before i have to leave for my flight.

Yes, Revdarko, but the fact remains that people DO have that kind of money and are willing to pay it. As long as people are willing to pay a certain price, others will benefit. The fact that it bothers you doesn't change anything.

No argument there. You're right, people are willing to pay that kind of money for a woman like her, and no matter how much I can't see it, that doesn't change the facts.

For the record, I would only pay that kind of money for a woman like, well, probably Allie. (actually, that would probably be a bargain.)

don't forget, she let him go 'bare-back'...hence the 5k. pretty hot for a prostitute who allows that.

not that I really know, but who ever let that stop someone from commenting on something here?

Hey, I can't see paying it either. But then again, if I had millions I don't think it would bother me. I imagine the guys with that kind of money feel the need to pay that much. Almost like a mentality thing where if they feel like they are getting a better product for paying more. And they probably are getting a better overall girl but it's still a crazy high price.

LOL FREDO !!

Word up....

Hungarian is the most unlike any other language. But, hey. When you can speak the 'language of love'....

Those damn "tripped and fell on my keyboard accidents" are freaky LOL

you know I'm thinkin that value is viewed differently depending on your financial perspective, right?

If Spitzer only had access to the funds that I assume most of us here have, he would also say, "fuck it, I ain't paying that much for this girl".....but Spitzer had acces ( albeit he blew his cover at the bank) to hundreds of thousands of bucks for fun and good times. So shit, I mean what's the difference....if the price tag was 10 grand and you had millions, what would it matter?

IMHO pot and prostitution should have been legal all along.

It's ridiculous to legislate private behavior. The Europeans have that right, and their crime rate is a pittance comparatively speaking to ours.

When we re-legalized alcohol the crime that went with it stopped in it's tracks.

The guys here are all gay. In Afghanistan men in Kandahar regularly keep a young boy as a fuck buddy,

Like they say in Ryadh: For children, a woman. For pleasure, a boy. But, for ecstacy, a chicken.

For the record, I would only pay that kind of money for a woman like, well, probably Allie. (actually, that would probably be a bargain.)

Posted by RevDarko

ty, darling...but no charge for you...

I'm new here, why all the fawning over AllieKat? What do I not know, that it seems I would like to know?

When I lived in Canada, people paid upwards of $25 for a "jumbo lobster", which was pretty friggin' tiny. When I lived in Boston, people paid $12 for a lobster at least twice the size. The one in Canada was no better, in fact, it was pretty pathetic, but idiots with too much money gladly forked out the cash because they thought they were getting something "special".

Same priniciple applies here.

Posted by RevDarko at 2008-03-13 11:25 AM

Which coast were you on? Last time I was in Nova Scotia, the Lobster was cheap, in fact it was so cheap that the locals that were poor tended to eat it because it was so plentiful and inexpensive, and it was a might huge!

Back on topic, I see no one but addressed the jealousy issue some of the ladies here have with this woman. I think she's hot. I wouldn't pay that much money to do her, but I'm not a millionaire either so money has a different meaning to me. I wouldn't pay $5000 for a shower curtain either, but some rich people have no problem with that.

I'm new here, why all the fawning over AllieKat? What do I not know, that it seems I would like to know?

Posted by kwrx25

Why don't you write me and find out...lol. Double-dog dare you.

"I hooked up with this Hungarian chick in Transylvania, I thought I would never leave.

Posted by Walt at 2008-03-13 08:08 AM"

Funny, she thought you would never leave either.

"Or you could, oh, I don't know, find a woman you DON'T have to pay for, who's attractive, not beat up, diseased or drugged and take her home for a bit.

There are plenty of them out there.

Posted by RevDarko at 2008-03-13 08:18 AM"

Just keep telling yourself that, Rev.

"This gal, "Miss GOP 2008", will pay YOU $5500 and bring your beer too."

Goddamn you, AMERICANUNITY. I was eating my sandwich when I clicked over to that. Sandwich now in the trash...

"I'm new here, why all the fawning over AllieKat? What do I not know, that it seems I would like to know?"

Don't know. If she really is a she then she can't be so hot since she is seaking attention on a forum rather than in real time.

"Reminds me of when Tereza Hines would go slumming during the 2004 campaign and was shocked ~ SHOCKED ~ that most people could eat food at places like Wendy's

Posted by vernon at 2008-03-13 09:05 AM"

Leave it to Angry Grandpa Vernon to try to turn this thread into a political discussion. Threadkill Flag.

"If she really is a she then she can't be so hot since she is seaking attention on a forum rather than in real time.

Posted by furio at 2008-03-13 12:31 PM"

She's probably not as hot as you, Furio. Your tits are bigger. And, of course, everyone knows you swallow.

Don't know. If she really is a she then she can't be so hot since she is seaking attention on a forum rather than in real time.

Posted by furio

Thank-you for being judgmental about someone you don't know.

"Thank-you for being judgmental about someone you don't know."

Alliekat,

No problem that's what generally occurs on forums. But if you wish to flirt and tease then what do you expect? This isn't a singles board and I wasn't any more harshwith you than with the "guys" here.

I was inland, Larger-than-the-average-John.

"She's probably not as hot as you, Furio. Your tits are bigger. And, of course, everyone knows you swallow."

Look at little Montcore getting all aggressive and protective of some "chick" on the forum. Don't you ever get to talk with girls? You know have a real live conversation that doesn't require you ordering french fries?

Don't know. If she really is a she then she can't be so hot since she is seaking attention on a forum rather than in real time.

Furio, I've been watching her with binocculars through her bedroom window for a few hours now. Trust me, she's very hot.

"Furio, I've been watching her with binocculars through her bedroom window for a few hours now. Trust me, she's very hot."

REVSTALKO

"Don't you ever get to talk with girls? You know have a real live conversation that doesn't require you ordering french fries?

Posted by furio at 2008-03-13 12:42 PM"

You're pretty much the only girl I talk with, Furio. Pathetic, I know, but like I said, at least you swallow.

"Furio, I've been watching her with binocculars through her bedroom window for a few hours now. Trust me, she's very hot."

REVSTALKO

Now wait a minute!

First, I'm just testing out the new binocculars.
Second, I'm not stalking anyone.
Third, my pants just happend to fall down.

"You're pretty much the only girl I talk with, Furio. Pathetic, I know, but like I said, at least you swallow."

Montcore is wanking off to drudgeretort posters again male or female it doesn't seem to matter.

but like I said, at least you swallow.

Posted by mOntecOre at 2008-03-13 12:44 PM

That's hot, lol ;)

Btw, I see on this thread talk about Kristen doing bareback. I just made that shit up earlier, but did that turn out to be true?

Spitzer has a death wish. That's hot too, but not to 'actually' do!

I'm not even sure which one you are, Furio. I mean, you have that penis. But it's so tiny. And then you have tits. Weird.

I'm not even sure which one you are, Furio. I mean, you have that penis. But it's so tiny. And then you have tits. Weird.

Alliekat,

No problem that's what generally occurs on forums. But if you wish to flirt and tease then what do you expect? This isn't a singles board and I wasn't any more harshwith you than with the "guys" here.

Posted by furio

You have questioned my gender and my motives for being here...but you are a real gentleman, right sport? Go get a tampon...you must be on your period, bitch.

Ooooo - what's that on Furio's face? Is that a Kat Scratch I see?

'm new here, why all the fawning over AllieKat? What do I not know, that it seems I would like to know?

Posted by kwrx25

See what I mean by feisty? Don't fuck with this Kat.

"You have questioned my gender and my motives for being here...but you are a real gentleman, right sport? Go get a tampon...you must be on your period, bitch."

Ah typical, whenever there is a woman who demands special treatment because she has a vagina she immediately follows up the request by sounding off like trailer trash. Slut.

"Ooooo - what's that on Furio's face? Is that a Kat Scratch I see?"

Hey MontBore you also going to buy AllieTrash a virtual drink while your at it? Trying to impress chicks online, real fucking sad.

"Hand tattoo? Hence the one star."

Have you ever been to a bar? When you pay your cover or get into the VIP area, they mark your hand with a marker. That is not a hand tattoo.

"Trying to impress chicks online, real fucking sad.

Posted by furio at 2008-03-13 01:16 PM"

I'm not trying to impress Kat. She can take of herself. I'm just calling you out as an asshole and a bore.

"I'm just calling you out as an asshole and a bore."

First you are trying to impress AllieTrash, then you are trying to pick me up, now you are using my insults MontBore. What is next? Yes I may in fact be an asshole as are 90% of the posters here but at least I'm not an uncreative lame fucktard like yourself.

Not to be seen as defending Furio, but you see on the 'internets' all the time ugly women pretending to be hot and fat out of shape dudes trying to be tough.

Heck, there are guys who pretend to be girls too, which is really quite strange.

How do you know that, BigJohn? You actually meet up with people you "met" in the internet?

{HomerSimpson} mmmmmMMMMMMMMmmmmm Feisty {/HomerSimpson}

in=on

"but at least I'm not an uncreative lame fucktard like yourself.

Posted by furio at 2008-03-13 01:21 PM"

Actually, you are. But wipe those tears away, Lil' Furio. The sun will come out tomorrow. Turn that frown upside down, kid.

MonteBore,

You sound like a Chairborne101 that has been pithed. You have no material. You have nothing, just the baiting skills of a 10yo who has been sodomized one too many times by the 8yos.

Uhhh...mind if I ask a question to those of you engaged in the current "alpha-male smack-down"?

A couple, actually.

1. Does it serve a purpose to ANYONE to question a poster's identity when that poster has done nothing untowards to you?

2. Does anyone think that they are going to actually WIN in a throwdown of infantile insults on an anonymous message site?

3. In a thread where sex is being openly discussed and is ON TOPIC, is it a problem to be harmlessly flirting with another poster who claims to be (and for all intents and purposes, IS) the correct gender to be flirting with?

4. Does anyone know where I left my medication?

RevStalko,

1) I actually wasn't trying to insult AllieKat when I made the comment if "she was really a she" but the guys like MonteBore flirting with her. Yes, there is a reasonable chance that a "woman" on a forum who is trying to flirt is actually a guy playing games. She just went apeshit at it which showed some real insecurities. Not my problem.

2) Well it depends who comes up with the most creative insult and gets a FF doesn't it?

3) Yes, it is really lame to flirt on a non-singles site. Only chicks who don't get enough attention flirt online and only guys who can't get the time of day normally reply.

4) If you can't keep track of your weed you need to cut back a little

No but you have to ask yourself is any girl who is a 7-8 worth 5 grand for 1 night?



He paid to have her show up , do him , and shut up. Being a New York Governor getting laid comes at a higher price than buying a piece of ass off the street . A mistress would be a liability. She could get demanding , or even blackmail him .

"He paid to have her show up , do him , and shut up. Being a New York Governor getting laid comes at a higher price than buying a piece of ass off the street . A mistress would be a liability. She could get demanding , or even blackmail him ."

Politicians are always bagging trim. The thing is you can't show a high level of indescretion in doing so. For example. BJ in Oval Office. Break prostitution rings while enjoying the services of one. Create laws against pedophiles while flirting with male minor pages. Try to pick up guys in the toilet while trying to limit Gay rights. Shit like that.

Any "normal" politicial will set up a quiet relationship with a balanced intelligent chick who wants the thrill of banging some high powered guy and understand clearly there is nothing more to it than a fling. There are actually many of them out there for it. The problem with Bill, "Wide Stance" and Spitzer is they are reckless and trying to tap anything that comes their way.

RevStalko,

1) I actually wasn't trying to insult AllieKat when I made the comment if "she was really a she" but the guys like MonteBore flirting with her. Yes, there is a reasonable chance that a "woman" on a forum who is trying to flirt is actually a guy playing games. She just went apeshit at it which showed some real insecurities. Not my problem.

First, RevStalko was funny the first time. Time to let it go.

Second, so what if there's a reasonable chance a "she" is really a tripod? If said she is not flirting with you, and those she is flirting with don't seem to have a problem with it, I'd recommend letting it alone. If said she IS flirting with you and you don't want to reciprocate, then don't.

2) Well it depends who comes up with the most creative insult and gets a FF doesn't it?


Ah, whoring one's self out for a funny flag. Got it. (This is not directed at you, Furio, more of a general apathy for this type of thing)


3) Yes, it is really lame to flirt on a non-singles site. Only chicks who don't get enough attention flirt online and only guys who can't get the time of day normally reply.

I could just as easily point out that only blokes so lame as to not even be able to get on-line girls to flirt with them have a problem with this behaviour.

You've got to face facts on something, Furio: there is no such thing as a "non-singles site" any more than a "non-singles bar" or a "non-singles laundrette". Peopel are goingt o flirt wherever you go. You can either choose to ignore it, or you can draw their ire by denegrating them for it.


4) If you can't keep track of your weed you need to cut back a little


Weed? Hells, weed is a come-down for me, mate.

Revdarko,

There is a time and place for everything. Flirting at every opportune moment makes you appear very, very desperate. And to do it anonymously and extremely publicly? It's sad. There is no subtlety. Having to read the flirtations of fellow Americans is like watching a rhino ballet.

You have questioned my gender and my motives for being here...but you are a real gentleman, right sport? Go get a tampon...you must be on your period, bitch.

Ouch.

Come one guys. We are supposed to be talking about hot chicks, not berating each other.

Fact still remains that if you are still thinking this chick aint hot, or you think you wouldn't hit it, you need to lay off the crack pipe.

Cheers,
Walt

Allie check mail.

Revdarko,

There is a time and place for everything. Flirting at every opportune moment makes you appear very, very desperate. And to do it anonymously and extremely publicly? It's sad. There is no subtlety. Having to read the flirtations of fellow Americans is like watching a rhino ballet.

I'm not aying you're wrong in your opinions, but I'm just letting you know that it's going to happen, regardless.


And PLEASE don't mention rhino ballet to someone who just had a big old glass of absinthe ever again. It could prove dangerous to all involved.

Rev,

Just remember not to light your face on fire with molten sugar.

On the subject of hot chicks, more specifically, their body parts.....

I am more of a leg and ass guy than a tittie guy. Now, don't get me wrong, I really enjoy mammaries. However, a woman can't really control what she ends up with in the jumblie department, it's the luck of nature. Through hard work though, she can control what her lower half looks like.

Also, the hell with fake ta ta's. Give me natural sweater puppies are don't even bother.

"Give me natural sweater puppies or give me death"

This is how a true patriot would phrase it.

Rev,

Just remember not to light your face on fire with molten sugar.

Please, Furio!

I've been doing this for YEARS!

How do you know that, BigJohn? You actually meet up with people you "met" in the internet?

Posted by mOntecOre at 2008-03-13 01:24 PM

I never have met up, but talked to some that have. And on another board there were a couple of people that outed themselves too. I don't get the psychology to that, but I guess people have their 'avatars' as it were.

"I've been doing this for YEARS!"

I stopped a couple of years ago after too many hard nights. The worse (or best) night was when I got a bit ill after a number of pints and 2-3 absinthes add spat up a bunch of bile in my half empty beer before making a bee line for the exit. My coordination challenged friend sitting next to me absentmindedly start chugging from my pint. I had no idea what he was referring to in his insulting smses I received the next day having forgotten everything. Later in the day I was asked "Furio, you remember when you tried to juggle espresso cups at the pub?" I said "Sure, that was last month". The reply was "Uh no, last night" Stuff is a time and mind bender.

I actually have met a few folks I've "met" on-line. The one's I've met had been completely honest about who they were.

I have also, however, come accross those who conceal their realities behind an "identity". Frankly, neither behaviour bothers me overly much.

I stopped a couple of years ago after too many hard nights. The worse (or best) night was when I got a bit ill after a number of pints and 2-3 absinthes add spat up a bunch of bile in my half empty beer before making a bee line for the exit. My coordination challenged friend sitting next to me absentmindedly start chugging from my pint. I had no idea what he was referring to in his insulting smses I received the next day having forgotten everything. Later in the day I was asked "Furio, you remember when you tried to juggle espresso cups at the pub?" I said "Sure, that was last month". The reply was "Uh no, last night" Stuff is a time and mind bender.

Well, I've had a morning or two where I woke up and all evidence pointed to my having murdered a good mate of mine, but for the most part, I enjoy it thouroughly.

It's fun mixed with NyQuil and used to wash down some mushrooms.

I've never been one for those mind altering type substances. I partake in the occasional beer or vodka, enjoy my stimulants (tea or pop) but that's about it.

Perhaps it's a control thing with me.

I've never been one for those mind altering type substances. I partake in the occasional beer or vodka, enjoy my stimulants (tea or pop) but that's about it.

Perhaps it's a control thing with me.

Well, to quote an inspiration of mine, the late Hunter S. Thomspon:

I hate to recommend drugs, violence and insanity to anyone, but it's worked for me so far.

A ha...now I see what y'all were saying on the nooner.

I have also, however, come accross those who conceal their realities behind an "identity". Frankly, neither behaviour bothers me overly much.

Posted by RevDarko at 2008-03-13 02:28 PM

that is called "role playing"

for an extra $1000 I am sure she will do that too.

I personally thinks she is hot. To which my wife said, Fine I could sleep with her tonite then!"

Anyone got a couple thousand to loan me ... or a couch?

Why cant you idiot Librals vote for someone who keeps his stuff in his pants!

Or do you have to screw a ho to win votes.


America is going to Hell!

you mean like larry craig

Anyone got a couple thousand to loan me ... or a couch?

Posted by donnerboy at 2008-03-13 07:52 PM | Reply | Flag:

Use mine bro!

You liberal faggots wouldn't know what to do with her if you had the chance.


....Oh wait, put a burqa on her and make her cook you dinner while you smoke dope you Jihad loving pussies!

"....Oh wait, put a burqa on her and make her cook you dinner while you smoke dope you Jihad loving pussies!"

that sounds like a good start to a killer party. so what type of party do you have with those walking cows you conservatives refer to as women?

that sounds like a good start to a killer party. so what type of party do you have with those walking cows you conservatives refer to as women?

Doesn't change the fact that that chick is hot, you got her number yet?

"Look at the TITS! There must be...57 tits!"
Posted by RevDarko


HAHA! Steve Martin.

"I'm into S&M!"

"Oh, Spaniards & Mexicans?"

HAHA! Steve Martin.

24 bloody hours later, and someone FINALLY gets it.


I feel so damned old right now.

I feel so damned old right now.
Posted by RevDarko


I read that yesterday and finally remembered where it came from and YOU feel old?

I can't afford $4,000 and she's smoking hot. Does anyone know if she has a lay-a-way plan?

Just remember.....no matter how good she looks, some other poor bastard is trying to get rid of her because he's tired of all her shit.