vow ;)

If you had a child today he or she will have to learn Spanish to survive in this country and if they have a child he or she will have to learn to worship Allah.

how poetically dramatic

i somehow doubt this
highly
250 million christians in the usa and in 2 generations they will be all converted ??

riiight.

but if it happens sux to be you :)

The funny thing is the tolerant liberals will be the first ones against the wall when that day comes. Liberals are truly suicidal, sometimes - Don't they get that the privilege they have to criticize was earned by the blood of those they dislike most?

I'll never get it.

actually speilmannsfluch

the conservatives are the ones taking away are rights lately

looks like liberals and conservatives are both in it for their own power

OHHHHHH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!

Who bloody cares.

Larry Mohr

In 50 years you'll have people explaining that America is a Muslim nation in Spanish?

jomoma
hahahaha
the worst thing ever

mexican muslims

isn't that a jimmy buffet song?

FF for Jo


Murphy

When all the Christians have converted to Islam I'll still be saying "I don't know and you don't either."

I really don't know why ANYBODY pisses their pants over this. 11 posts and we already have 2? Seriously, people!

mexican muslims

isn't that a jimmy buffet song?

Posted by klifferd


Mexican muslims?!

OMG! Both Mexicans and Muslims are thought of as not being too enlightened when it comes to women's rights. Imagine a combination! Being a Mexican Muslim woman would certain be a very bad thing!

Mexican Muslims. Hmmmm. From a distance, with their sombreros and burkas, they look like big wool dildos.

You know who bloody cares what someone's religion is. Life is too damned hard and difficult the way it is to spend time worrying about another's belief system.

Larry Mohr

Can a Sharia Supreme Court be far behind?

Foot baths for everyone! FINALLY.

Foot baths for everyone! FINALLY.

Next thing you know it will be sitz baths for everyone. And so it goes. . . .

This is like the millionth time someone has mentioned a "foot bath".

What is this thing?

You know it's sad that Our Founding Fathers persecuted folks who were supposedly witches and burnt them at the Stake. They also killed THOUSANDS of Indians because they did not practice Christianity. Now people are worried about the "Muslims". It's a bunch of shit. If this country can not tolerate other forms of religion other than Christianity it doesn't bode well for our Free Country stance.


Larry Mohr

Foot baths for everyone! FINALLY.

~Yav.

If they ever invent a religion that involves geting foot massages then Spud may just start going to church again.

Be Well.

I thought a foot bath was just a bird bath sans pedistle.

Larry Mohr

Spud, high priest in the Church of Reflexology. ;-)

Spud, high priest in the Church of Reflexology. ;-)

~Gal T

Where folks are genuinely concerned about saving yer sole! ^_^

/Sorry! Couldn't resist that one.
//Deth is weak Spud! Laws Yes!

Be Well.

Where folks are genuinely concerned about saving yer sole! ^_^

The key to salvation is in your toes. Praise the Lord and pass the pumice stone.

Boy, I sure would like a good foot massage right about now ahhhhh.

If they ever invent a religion that involves geting foot massages then Spud may just start going to church again

They all promise a Happy Ending, anyways.

There's only one religion that says blowing yourself up while taking as many infidels as you can with you, is the path to paradise.

That's the religion of exploding body pieces(Islam, BOOM!).

Now that we have a list, I won't call Americans "Amreekan", ok? I'll just refer to you as the pricks you are.

Yet you place yourself here amongst us. Are we "pricks" the best correspondants you can come up with? How sad for you, tosser. What does that say about you?

Why does it matter that he is Muslim. It doesn't matter that Harry Reid is Mormon, or that Richard Nixon was a Quaker. This is a non story.

Goatee... You want to know why I post here?

To have fun at your expense, that is why. I show the link to these pages to my buddies and most times I get a laugh or two. Specially when you post in response. LOL

Yes, you're pricks. What else say you?


sitz bath



No, that is never used for feet. That's for washing your ass.

I'm glad to help you understand the religion of your country.


You persist in being an idiot.

I will also do you a favor and tell you, you've been conned. There be no "foot baths" I've come across here. We can easily manage without one.

It's like ... I read here... that muslim girl who refused to handle pork at the checkout counter of a supermarket. And she claimed discrimination of some kind...

That is another con. It works in America because any Huey, Dewey or Louie can come along and claim this or that about some religion and you just try to accomodate them while making yourself look ridiculous in the process.

Son... that is downright stupid.

To have fun at your expense, that is why. I show the link to these pages to my buddies and most times I get a laugh or two. Specially when you post in response. LOL

Yes, you're pricks. What else say you?

I say that I'm pleased to provide amusement to such simple minded people. Personally, I gave up that kind of cheap humor about 40 years ago, but if it works for you, I'm glad I can bring a little joy into your life.

Though I don't see your cheap humor at my or our expense as you do, as long as you think it is and that getting your jollies at others' expense works for you, I won't burst your bubble. Be happy, dude. THriils are obviously hard to come by in Pakistan

I will also do you a favor and tell you, you've been conned. There be no "foot baths" I've come across here. We can easily manage without one

There are many here in my country who aren't a part of your "we". Google "muslim foot bath" and look at all the muslims here who demand foot baths in our universities and public places.

I guess that's why they come to America. They don't have foot baths in Pakistan that their religious rituals call for.

How strange that you aren't aware of them.

It's like ... I read here... that muslim girl who refused to handle pork at the checkout counter of a supermarket.

You are the one conned. That was a true story. But then again you don't even know about the ritual footbaths of moslems, so I'm not surprised you've been conned.

That was a true story.


Is something wrong with your eyes, Goat? Them being on the sides of your head will do it....

I know it's true story. I'm saying, that girl conned you. There is nothing in the Koran that sez "thou shalt not touch pork through plastic wrapping". You people should have slapped the girl for lying.

YOU been conned. But then being a bloody goat, I'm not surprised.


They don't have foot baths in Pakistan


They have "muslim showers"... universal little showerhead, hand held, for washing your ass. Or another one for washing your feet. Or a regular shower... or just a tap.

In mosques, we have a bloody tap. You know... a tap... right??? You turn it and water comes out of it by magic? THAT we use.

ritual footbaths


There is no such thing as a "ritual footbath".

Gets to you that someone in America has made a fool of you, yeah?

I have never used a lousy "foot bath". And if... by some unfortunate accident... I find myself in America, I sure as hell won't use one of your American "foot baths". God knows what kind of a trick it actually is?

Goatee... look up "Lota" or "Lotta".

Footbaths, indeed.... LOL

Jerk.

Meh, One man's Pope is another man's Mullah.

Religious people don't scare me, Fundamentalist do.

The problem comes when you can't distinguish between the 2.

God knows what kind of a trick it actually is?

Paranoia strikes deep
Into your heart it will creep.

Again, I'm so sorry for you, tosser: Juvenile sense of humor, paranoia. But having been to Pakistan twice, I can begin to understand where you are coming from. I saw very little humor and lots of reasons to be paranoid. Pakistan was one of the many countries I visited when I was in the navy that made me very grateful to be an American. Every American should visit Pakistan or Djibouti, or Oman, or any Red Sea country. It would make them appreciate what a great place they live in and perhaps not take it for granted.

Lotta Svrd was a Finnish voluntary auxiliary paramilitary organisation for women

Lotta Stensson is the gifted Swedish born fashion designer

etc. on google.

Interesting, tosser.

Lota ( Urdu : , Hindi : ) is an Urdu and Hindi word for a small, usually spherical water vessel of brass or copper used in parts of South Asia. It

Lota, Chile - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Lota Electronic Ltd

First three from google and more of the same. Thanks, tosser, great stuff.

Lota, small vessel with a spout for general washing up purposes. Has been largely taken over by a small handheld shower called "muslim shower".

The "lota" is also a common insult used for politicians who change sides. I think you many many lotas in your Parliament as we have in ours.

And Goatee... damn right I feel I should look over my shoulder if I ever go to America (God forbid!). Considering the kinds of things you lot are capable of, I feel justified in feeling that way.

And YOU came to Pakistan, yeah? Easy to claim.

IF you came here in the first place.... the only spot they would let you in, is at Karachi. And I don't think we would let you loose on the poor folk here. Your activities are seriously controlled, so please don't tell me you know shit about Karachi. I can easily prove you wrong.

What would Tosser know about a foot bath....or a bath of any kind for that matter. Them suckers don't bathe. Perfume, man, perfume...by the gallons.

Goatee.. I never claimed, there isn't any ritual washing (of course there is!). I only said, I don't know what the fuck a "footbath" is.

God, you're stupid.

"Lota, small vessel with a spout for general washing up purposes."

When I worked with the Saudis here in the U.S., the company supplied them with flower sprinkler cans in each stall in the mens' rooms so they could sprinkle their dicks after taking a whiz. They never used the urinals and they would wash their dicks in the sink before they were supplied with the sprinklers. Needless to say, it made a mess in the stalls.

"In 50 years you'll have people explaining that America is a Muslim nation in Spanish?"

That probably isn't gonna happen. The Spanish brought their hatred of the Moors (Muslims) with them to the New world. Right across the Texas border in Mexico there is a town named Matamoros. It translates to "Kill Moors."

I think you many many lotas in your Parliament as we have in ours.

We don't have a parliament.

When I worked with the Saudis here in the U.S., the company supplied them with flower sprinkler cans in each stall in the mens' rooms so they could sprinkle their dicks after taking a whiz.

Hm. Calling someone a "dick sprinkler" isn't going to be off limits is it?

And YOU came to Pakistan, yeah? Easy to claim.

Yep, it is easy to claim. The truth always is. And yes, it was Karachi. What a shithole. I took some pictures of the flies on the lifelines of our ship. They were literally so thick that you could barely see the lifeline.

The markets -- YECH! Smell of rotten meat and half skinned goats covered with flies hanging everywhere. The produce in the markets -- wilted and old. I literally stepped over people in the streets. Christ, what a shithole! I've been to every state in the USA except Maine and Alaska, and the worst, poorest, place I saw would've been fit for Pakistani royalty.

Just my observations. (hopefully!) you milage may vary.

Hm. Calling someone a "dick sprinkler" isn't going to be off limits is it?

LOL

My grandmother used to use the verb "tinkle" for urinate. Somehow that word came to mind when I read about the flower can thingy.

Goatee.. I never claimed, there isn't any ritual washing (of course there is!). I only said, I don't know what the fuck a "footbath" is.

God, you're stupid.

hmm. You don't know what a footbath is. Foot. Bath. I guess when you took English you slept through the "compound words" chapter. And you call me stupid.

OK, Goatee... I am now quite satisfied you were never here.

I'm convinced I was. Since I'm me and you're not, looks like I would know better whether I had been there or not. Believe me, I could not forget a shit hole like Karachi.

Believe what you want, though. It doesn't bother me a bit.

(including pics... lots of them)

I've got lots of pics, too. Just as you showed your friends this blog for a laugh, I showed my friends pictures I took in Karachi to gross them out

"in the mens' rooms so they could sprinkle their dicks after taking a whiz. "

just to let you know

other people that are not muslims make fun of american hygene

example..

italian friend "these fuckin americans, they don't even wash their ass"

the lota is for washing the ass, kind of like the bidet

except that before electric pumps were used people used a lota, yes, even in europe... americans don't cause they like their asses to smell like shit for the entire day after marinating their bowls with 3 cups of coffee then taking a duece at work... maybe it helps keep the boss away.

even in pakistan they have bidets now, and electrically pumped water

and goat yes karachi is a third world city
what are you trying to say

before the english plunder of india (and thus pakistan for it was all india then) karachi was a beautiful lush port city

nice of you guys to acknowledge that your brother country came to ruin it and then you call it a shit hole

ever been to the midwest, it looks just as shithole like.

moreover, i live in connecticut, in fairfield county, the richest county in america. wonderful place. peaceful. uber clean.
but i had a lot of FUN in karachi


tosser i once dated the "average" american girl... her family had been here since the pilgrims

her ass stank
i ask for God's forgiveness hahaha

"the lota is for washing the ass, kind of like the bidet"

Right, Klifferd...but, you see, we here in America don't consider sprinkling a little water "washing the ass." Have you ever heard of a commodity called, SOAP? You mentioned those Italians, well, speaking from experience, I wished the Italian women had discovered a tool called a "RAZOR" and its use with hairy armpits. You wanna talk about stink? The only thing I ever found worse was the ONE time I went into a berthing area on a Saudi ship.
It's common practice for folks to shower every day here in the U.S., using hot water, soap, and usually some deodorent. Not all do, of course, but you can't tell me that "average" American girl you supposedly dated smelled anywhere NEAR as bad as YOUR ass did, or your sister's either.

americans don't cause they like their asses to smell like shit

I must hang with the wrong Americans.

ta-ta-ta-ta-taqiyya!

nice of you guys to acknowledge that your brother country came to ruin it and then you call it a shit hole

I assumed you knew I was talking about contemporary Karachi. I had nothing to do with its transformation from whatever it was during pre-empire days to what it is now. Victoria was 52 years dead when I was born.

hahahaha
" Not all do, of course, but you can't tell me that "average" American girl you supposedly dated smelled anywhere NEAR as bad as YOUR ass did, or your sister's either. "

you have to turn to insults becuase you've lost your point.typical lol

yes jest, i can. and i just did.

and nanc
you don't believe in the facts of evolution
anything you say has lost any validity

other people that are not muslims make fun of american hygiene

It's amazing how relative that stuff is. My spouse's company did a great deal of work with a company in Singapore. Apparently, we (as in Americans) smell like BO and uncooked beef, and pretty much live in filth. :-)

katie

thanks for being the voice of logic and reason :)

When I was in Karachi everything and everyone smelled of a mixture of curry, or vindaloo or Garam Masala and bad meat and BO. I found it to be offensive. I guess it's just a cultural thing.

But like every place else I went in the local eateries and I tried the local foods. As long as it was well cooked, I was not afraid of it. And generally, it was good, but I am very adventurous when it comes to eating. My shipmates thought I was crazy.

well garam masala is like cigarette smoke

it sticks to your clothes

i hate it

but it sure tastes well

use only a little

otherwise fear the wrath of the smell

but it sure tastes well

It does indeed taste good. I love the Rogan Josh, too -- especially with eggplant.

i grew up with that stuff

but what i find funny is that the cross breed dish

chicken tikka masala

is my favorite

i say cross breed because it was actually invented in england by a scottish-indian chef (talk about wierd upbringing, how do you know what skirt to wear??)

anyways the king of england or so they say loved indian food and loved gravy... so the chef created a indian dish with gravy... yumm

You know it's sad that Our Founding Fathers persecuted folks who were supposedly witches and burnt them at the Stake. They also killed THOUSANDS of Indians because they did not practice Christianity. Now people are worried about the "Muslims". It's a bunch of shit. If this country can not tolerate other forms of religion other than Christianity it doesn't bode well for our Free Country stance.
* * * *

Our "founding fathers" never did that--the Salem Witch Trials were in the late 1600's.

Christianity has come a long way down the road of tolerance in the last 400 years. So lemme ask: if you're going to be a homosexual, better to do it in a Muslim country, or a Christian one? Where would one be more free to practice his faith: a Christian living in a devoutly Muslim country, or a Muslim living in a devoutly Christian one?

rightisright
there is no devoutly christian countries

all the west is seperation of church and state
which is a good thing

one might claim that denmark is an example where they are trying to limit the seperation by imposing a ban on the koran

thus it would be easier to be a christian in pakistan, then a muslim in denmark

but i agree, i would rather live in the usa if i was gay... why not we have san fran and the east village.

America is a secular state. Thank God

Muslims must push for a seperation of church and state

further... the koran says islamic law should be aligned with contemporary thought and knowledge... thus making homosexuality a legal right as it is something someone is born with, we have learned this through genetic and biological research in the last 50 years.
these so called "muslim" countries don't understand this fundamental concept and thus they are practicing an ancient form of islam that was conceptualized 1000 years ago before many many many modern biological concepts were understood

if the islamic leaders were required by the people, as the koran requires them to be, to be educated in worldy matters before going off to get their islamic educations, they would know this.

unfortunately like i've stated in the past, education is a big problem in all the 3rd world

personally
as a muslim

i think homosexuals should be treated as equals
they are just as intelligent as a hetrosexual and provide the same benefit to society that any other person does, and thus should not be denied any right that we all have.

I believe homosexual marriage should be allowed.

"Muslims must push for a seperation of church and state"

I do not believe that this is possible under the precepts Islam.

zot

i completely disagree

taqiyya:

"the concept of Taqiyya ( - 'fear, guard against')[2] refers to a dispensation allowing believers to conceal their faith when under threat, persecution or compulsion.[3]

The word "al-Taqiyya" literally means: "Concealing or disguising one's beliefs, convictions, ideas, feelings, opinions, and/or strategies at a time of imminent danger, whether now or later in time, to save oneself from physical and/or mental injury." A one-word translation would be "Dissimulation.""

in other words - when it behooves you, LIE!

"I do not believe that this is possible under the precepts Islam."

It wasn't under the precepts of Christianity at one time either. If the Muslims ever want to join us in the 21st Century they will figure out a way. Sometimes I think that the forces for freedom and modernization in the Muslim world wait for us to do their work for them. They have been trained to believe that by us when we invade and tell the we will create democracy. In reality, they have to create their own future, they have to overthrow their religious leaders, we can't do it for them.

danni
agreed

muslims HAVE to do this

and nance

in urdu, my parents language taqiyaa means pillow

:) i sleep on my taqiyaa every night

or you may say
i LIE on my Taqqiya

but i dont' lie about my thoughts

I do not believe that this is possible under the precepts Islam.


Nope. It is very possible and is actually preferable.



I'm convinced I was.


You wuz on drugs maybe?


Since I'm me and you're not,


THANK ALLAH FOR THAT!!!


Believe me, I could not forget a shit hole like Karachi.


Believe me, if you had been here I would have heard about a shit-head visiting Karachi. And I don't remember you at all.

You were never here just like Elvis was never in the building.


here in America don't consider sprinkling a little water "washing the ass."


Who said we don't use soap when we wash our bum with the lota or the muslim-shower? LOL

You guys are the tops. Swear.

everyone smelled of a mixture of curry, or vindaloo



I have never had Vindaloo in my life in this city of mine (because it is from Goa and Karachi ain't Goa) ... and you could smell it?

Goatee, I swear, you're one piece of work....

And btw, "Taqqiya" means "Pillow" in Urdu. LOL

they have to overthrow their religious leaders



No religious parties (far-right parties) won in Pakistan's recent elections. They all lost.

Everyone campaigning on religious issues, lost. Many didn't even bother running.

There you go.

We don't have a parliament.



So your "Congress" or whatever the hell it's called, isn't your lower house of parliament? A big room where all the self-important morons of the country like to hear the sound of their own voices? That place? We got one just like it, so don't try and fool me.

Goatee... don't try besting me, mate. That's a recipe for disaster.

Believe me, if you had been here I would have heard about a shit-head visiting Karachi. And I don't remember you at all.

I assume you are quite young judging by your braggaidocio, since adults don't behave as you do, so I doubt if you were even born yet when I was there. As I said upthread, I'm in a better position to judge if I was there or not. Sorry you can't deal with that fact. ( and why not? Weird, to say the least) But it seems there's a lot you have issues with. I hope your head gets better as you mature.

have never had Vindaloo in my life in this city of mine (because it is from Goa and Karachi ain't Goa) ... and you could smell it?

So? You didn't know what a foot bath was either. Want me to explain vindaloo, too?

I hope your head gets better as you mature.

Fuck that. Let the Tally-Ho-banis cut it off.

At least his fingers so we don't have to read his garbage.

Morning Goat. LOL

Goatee... don't try besting me, mate. That's a recipe for disaster.

LOL. Seriously, I'm laughing out loud.

I have to explain a foot bath and vindaloo to a Pakistani who thinks America has a parliament and whose best argument is "You've never been to Pakistan nah nah nah" as he sticks his tongue out at the computer monitor. And he thinks he can best me.

Whatever blows air up your skirt, Mr. "I kick americans in the balls". Go for it.

That's a recipe for disaster.

Your mom's ova and your dad's sperm is a recipe for disaster, especially when over tossed and underbaked

Mornin' oz. How old is this clown anyway? If he was an American, no more than 15 for sure. As a pakistani, he may very well be an over 30 adult. I don't think they ever fully ripen over there.

in other words - when it behooves you, LIE!



WMD in Iraq!!!

hahahahahahahaha..... Who was it that lies again? Why are all those American soldiers are dying? Whose lies are responsible?

WMD in Iraq!!!

I am not familier with this concept of lying. I was taught to tell the truth always.

I do fib, occasionally.. specially when there are women after me for some reason.... but something on the scale of "WMD in Iraq!!!"???

LOL

hahahhahah
you two are silly

vindaloo is a south indian dish
but they have it in some pakistani restaurants

pakistani locals usually don't eat at those types of restaurants cause you can have mom cook those dishes

and we all know mom's food is the best.


as far as if anyone wants some good local food in karachi, a few miles onto the highway to lahore, there is great food, and they have a huge drive-in style screen playing movies and music videos all the time.

have never had Vindaloo in my life in this city of mine (because it is from Goa and Karachi ain't Goa)

hmm -- ever heard of "imports"?

I don't think they ever fully ripen over there.

Low hanging fruit never does.

Goatee's new word for today:

braggaidocio

Trying to impress me with big words? How long did it take for you to get it out of that big fat dictionary?

You got it wrong anyway. It's not "braggaidocio". It's "braggadocio". Stop squinting and concentrate next time you have to look something up.


And he thinks he can best me.


Oh no, I only stand my ground. I leave it to you to run around making a fool of yourself, trying to lie your way to my good side.

I have no desire to best you, sir. I only state, you can't best me.

And no, Goatee, we DO NOT eat Vindaloo in Karachi.

And no, Goatee, we DO NOT eat Vindaloo in Karachi.

Really? I had it. Guess what, I can eat vindaloo here in America, too, and we are much further away. Is that weird or what?

I only state, you can't best me.

As I said -- 15 years old. 16 tops. At least I wsa 14 or 15 when I stopped using lines like that. Things may be different in Pakistan.

Muslims!?!? FUCK!

Of course, as Klifferd said, one might find something like Vindaloo in some 5-star hotel maybe... Question is, why should I go to some place for a poopoo-platter of a thousand rupees when I can get myself a kabab-roll (Pakistani version of hot-dog) for 30 rupees? And you could smell this crap on the streets? (the vindaloo I mean) LOL

Goatee... I wish you really do turn up here one day so I can find a plate of Vindaloo.. no matter how hard to find ... and feed it to you through your ass.

Pakistanis are known for treating their guests well.

Pakistanis are known for treating their guests well.

As bin Laden can attest. They just updated his cave for him.

Guess what, I can eat vindaloo here in America


And so you picked up a name to try and convince me that you have had Pakistani food, but being an American, couldn't figure out that Vindaloo is from India, not Pakistan... and certainly not something we usually eat in Karachi.

It sure as hell isn't something an outsider would get to eat here. They would end up eating nihari or korma or chapli-kabab, etc... same stuff I have when eating out.

You really are a riot, tossed-my-cookies. First you tell me that I've never been to Pakistan. Then you tell me what I didn't eat when I wasn't there.


They would end up eating nihari or korma or chapli-kabab, etc... same stuff I have when eating out.

Next time I'll coordinate my menu with you if it makes you feel better. But as I said, when I was there you weren't even born yet and judging by your juvenile style of posting, your birth was still 15-18 years away. So you'll have to forgive me for eating something that you wouldn't.

But don't worry. It won't happen. The USN took me there the first two times. I would never go to Pakistan voluntarily, though garden spot of Asia that it is.

but being an American, couldn't figure out that Vindaloo is from India, not Pakistan...

Yeah, your right. An American would never figure that out. hell, we don't even know yet that we have a parliament. Thanks to some 15 year old dick sprinkler we are now in the know.

TOSSER

How can you speak about America until you've been here?

It's the most accepting country in the Western Hemisphere. I have a lot of Muslim friends from many countries who worship freely and live very happy lives.

Your second hand accounts of America aren't worth the conversations from which you've garnered your views from.

Come visit. I think you'd be very surprised at how different it is than what you've heard.

There's a saying I like that sums up what I try to avoid after my own preconceived notions were dashed with simple experience:

"Contempt prior to investigation"

Tosser needs to take some lessons from Klifferd. He seems pretty level headed and is a muslim whose opinions I would listen to and respect. Tosser, OTOH, seems to be a kid who still doesn't quite know how to handle the testosterone that has just started flowing in his body.

btw, oz, I went for the canon f1.8, not the sigma f1.4. It will be delivered about the time I get back home tomorrow. Perfect timing.

goatman, its reasons behind the statements

i think tosser is doing it to get a rise out of you
just don't fall for the bait

he distracted you from the original point of this thread to foot washes then to vindaloo, lol


in honesty i don't think tosser cares what anyone here thinks

he lives in pakistan, he cares more about his own policians/keptocrats then american politicians.

i live in the usa, i was born here, and i agree with au, i've been all over the world

i don't think i could settle down outside of the usa, i love the diversity, unlike anywhere else in the world.

Klifferd, bhai, tum nay samajhliay. LOL. Well done.

Yes, Dumroo Goatperson... I led you by your nose through hell and back.

A solid oak with deep roots, you are not.



Tosser needs to take some lessons from Klifferd. He seems pretty level headed and is a muslim


Hey ay ay..!!!... don't try to play favorites here you punk. I'm wise to that game.



in honesty i don't think tosser cares what anyone here thinks


And a flying fuck to all you ladies out there...


It's the most accepting country in the Western Hemisphere.


Well, good for you.

I led you by your nose through hell and back.

wow. You are so clever. Where shall I send the trophy? Third cardboard shack on the left where the dirt road crosses the open sewer in Karachi?

OOPS! That narrows it down to half the city. I'll just write on the box to look for the pubescent guy with zits high-fiving himself.

Hey ay ay..!!!... don't try to play favorites here you punk. I'm wise to that game.

Even more clever than I thought. It probably took a lot of gray matter to figure out I favor rationality. I'll get the really big trophy for you. You can set it on top of the empty cable spool next to the remnants of last night's filet-o-dog and rice casserole. I'll even send a candle so you can admire it and yourself in its shiny faux-brass base throughout the night.

Is Salad Tosser still rambiling on in her juvenile way? She is just trying to bait people on here with her anti-American bullshit.

I have not met many middle easterners but I sure hope that Tosser is not representitive of the general population over there. If that's the case I will have to revise my already less than positive conception of them.

What a discrace!

disgrace

2112 hey there now ;)

my family is from pakistan too

pakistan is NOT the middle east

we are south asia.

middle easterns have that aryan and semetic background

we're part black, white, semetic, druidic, and oriental. :) thats why... we're brown
middle easterners are olive like jews and sicilians

indus river valley baby.

"he wouldn't be where he is today if he wasn't brown"

- g.ferraro overheard talking about me

Klifferd,

No disrespect intended towards you.

It's directed towards salad tosser. I can't stand her and what whe spouts on here.

Her? Since when have I become a "her"?

New American trick, I guess... perhaps it is meant to confuse me or something? I don't get it.

And Goatee ...the liar who had imaginary vindaloo on an imaginary visit to Karachi... thinks I am clever?

Nope. Not when compared to this guy who thinks Pakistanis are from the "middle east". LOL

Americans...

This link is going out to everyone for sure. My version of "Saturday Night Live"... only it'll be Friday morning when they get it. LOL

Her? Since when have I become a "her"?

Since you started acting like a bitch. duh

Nope. Not when compared to this guy who thinks Pakistanis are from the "middle east". LOL

What guy is that, tossed cookies?

And Goatee ...the liar who had imaginary vindaloo on an imaginary visit to Karachi... thinks I am clever?

And wow! What an imagination it is. I still have imaginary souvenirs I bought there and about 3 rolls of imaginary film of pictures I took there. I still get ill looking at them. What a shit hole Karachi was. Having seen two days of your posts, tosser dude, I am suddenly not surprised!

(btw, this is where you high five yourself in the mirror again for --- well, for whatever turns you on.)

This link is going out to everyone for sure. My version of "Saturday Night Live"...

I don't know whether to be complimented for having the comical acumen to compete with SNL, or to be terribly pitiful towards you for knowing that this thread can actually compete with Pakistan's pop culture for entertainment. I think the latter. You've made several comments in the past that lead me to believe that entertainment is a scarce commodity in Pakistan.

I guess I'd be socially frustrated too if all the women I came in contact with wore burqas and even then, impossible to fantacize about what's underneath unless you like mustaches.

How very sad for you.

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot tosser dude -- go back to the mirror again for another round of high-fives. I feel your pain.

Her? Since when have I become a "her"?

I just assumed you were a 'her' because if you liked tossing salads and were a 'he' well then that would make you a flaming faggot.

so, tosser which is it?





Middle east, pakistan, any 'stan'. WTF's the difference?

if all the women I came in contact with wore burqas


I personally know of no women who wear burqas. I might see a few on the street, but generally speaking, no they don't wear burqas.

So you still say you've been to Karachi, eh? Just keep digging yourself in deeper, fella.

Goatee... it is a very small thing. I don't really care if you've been here or not. Thing is, I just can't stand liars.

hahahhaha

both of you guys are making both my countries look bad lol

Middle east, pakistan, any 'stan'. WTF's the difference?



Cold blooded murders, baby killers, marines vs. ordinary Americans?

WTF's the difference?

To liar Goatee:

If you indeed were in the navy and *if* you indeed visited Karachi, we would not have let you walk around the city. All foreign military people are restricted in their movements.

That is a fact. Sorry.

Goatee... it is a very small thing. I don't really care if you've been here or not. Thing is, I just can't stand liars.

Kind of hard to live with yourself then, isn't it?

I type very fast and it's kind of like I'm speaking out loud. So it comes out the way I say it. Believe me... no insult is intended.

If you indeed were in the navy and *if* you indeed visited Karachi, we would not have let you walk around the city. All foreign military people are restricted in their movements.

I don't know what to tell you. We weren't restricted in 1975 and 1978. I went all over that filthy city. You weren't even born yet, so how would you know?

As I said, if it makes you feel warm and fuzzy to think I have never been there, go for it. Why this bothers you so much is beyond me, however. But it guess it's just another pathos on your long list.

I think I just figured out why you want to deny the fact that I was in Karachi, tossed up: It embarrasses you that someone outside nastyfille has actually seen it and denial somehow in your sick little mind erases that fact.

Sorry, it's been seen in all its glory by people other than Pakistanis, including me.

BTW, no offense to Klifferd. I just like watching tosser-upper squirm trying to make me believe I've never been there. It's hilarious. I guess he thinks we are real idiots: Expects us to believe he phonetically spells one word in his English vocabulary because he types fast. HAH! That was a good one. But this is even better -- trying to convince me I've not been to somewhere I spent two weeks at during two different occasions. How pathetic for him and amusing to me.

Oh, yeah losser, high five time again. Your reflection is waiting for you.

All foreign military people are restricted in their movements.

Jesus, how fucked up is that? It's great living in a country where no one's movements are restricted. I feel sorry for you, tossed-up. It's great living in the land of the free. But you'll never know, will you?

I know it's a little mean of me, but I find comfort in that.

To summarize:

Footbath
Lota
Vindaloo
I wuz in Karachi
more Vindaloo
I wuz in Karachi too. I wuz I wuz I wuz!
Tosser is a girl
high five
filth
I still say I had vidaloo!

Ok, Punk. I've got the gist of what you can come with it in the future as well. Good bye and nighty night.

You could not have had vindaloo back then.

I'm in a quandry. You don't like lies, yet this seems such an important point to you, I feel I must lie and say, "you are right" so that you don't reach critical mass.

So I'll tell you what. You believe what you want. If that means I didn't eat vindaloo (what a petty thing for you to challenge!) then I won't disagree. That way I am neither lying and you get to think you "won" your point. So to keep your petty little self happy, say what you want and I'll neither confirm nor deny it. That way I don't have to lie nor do I have to correct you and hurt your feelings. Besides, I'm feeling really ill coming down to your age level to debate such a stupid point.

Do you feel better, tossed cookies?

Your movements, on the other hand, will be

As I said, how fucked up. In America NO ONE'S movements are restricted. Did you get it this time? Sorry you live in such a paranoid society.

No not really. People like you belong in places like that.

Anything new to say now? Or will you repeat all the above crap which was already repeated by you ad nauseam?

Repeat? How many times in this thread have you pathetically tried to convince me I've never been to Pakistan? And now you are trying to tell me that before the '80s it was impossible to get vindaloo in Pakistan. That is funny, actually. Do you really believe this?

please, toss-your-cookies, don't go be bed now! I'm having such a great time watching you try to convince me where I haven't been and what I didn't eat when I wasn't there. It really is funny to watch something so pathetic.

Can I try?

Let's see, tosser. You've never been to Pakistan. Your movements are restricted. You've never eaten vindaloo.

Darn. Not as much fun as I had hoped. Must be a dick sprinkler (tm yav) thing.

I'm sure there's some nice people who live in Pakistan, but I still think we should nuke it. Or just give the green light to India and then join in. It's the le34ast we can do for those people. After all they dream of the fire that will consume them and open the gates to Paradise.

Or we could just cut off their fingers. (Do they have thumbs? LOL)

Kerrin

You can't see anything when wearing a burqa anyway.
Why would a woman need a camouflage burqa!

Don't know CChris...but the white miniskirted one could get a girl stoned!

Don't know CChris...but the white miniskirted one could get a girl stoned!

Posted by kerrin57 at 2008-03-13 06:58 PM


You're right. Just checked it out in your link. I don't think the "burqa" she's wearing in photo No. 3 is going to go over well with the Mullahs!

italics boo boo in my post

are they really woman in those burqa

or

..

NINJA'S!

ff klif

I can't believe you retards that are letting this happen. He needs to be impeached just like Hussein Obama!

are they really woman in those burqa

or

..

NINJA'S!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Burqas

I am back! Whats up? How is everyone? Hello Hi...

Now then... where were we?


Besides, I'm feeling really ill coming down to your age level


For an old geezer like yourself to come down a few years is quite an effort I imagine, but will be worth it. Better healthy skin and all that.



In America NO ONE'S movements are restricted.


Don't be daft. I know very well, people even taking pictures of ordinary places have been warned or detained.

So I can walk into any place wearing a fake arab head-dress thingy (whatever you call it... apologies to arabs in general) and they won't pounce on me like a cop on the donut?

Really?


Darn. Not as much fun as I had hoped.


Nope. It doesn't work so good with the old and the slow.


I still think we should nuke it.


If you could've you would've, I'm sure.

Hey aren't you the guy who claimed that "the US helped Pakistan win it's independence!!!"?

LOL... I remember YOU...


Or we could just cut off their fingers.


Dude... the only people getting their fingers chopped off are your people.

See other thread. I did remark that one shouldn't even joke about something like that.



Get ready ladies...
abcnews.go.com



Aaaghhh... my eyes! My beautiful eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Bet everyone has even forgot the topic of this thread... LOL

As the great Spud would say... "Gud Gud...".. I am really Gud.

Just flexing me muscles... don't mind.

Now that we have a list, I won't call Americans "Amreekan", ok? I'll just refer to you as the pricks you are.-Tosser

If you happened to have missed it, there were 7 people on my last count who said they didn't like it when you wrote amreekans. You said if only ONE person didn't like it you would TRY to stop and we ended up with much more than one.

Now, in response to the above comment, I'll just as happily start referring to you as a terrorist sympathizer who hates America and enjoys every Jihad taking place on the planet. As well as an anti-semite, which I'm sure you are anyway, and I will rejoice in your name every time I hear of another of your terrorist friends being killed or tortured.

In short I'll start calling you the scum that you are.

You said if only ONE person didn't like it you would TRY to stop and we ended up with much more than one.


You should notice I stopped.

If you persist in mentioning it, I can easily start again.



I'll just as happily start referring to you as a terrorist sympathizer


Only to be expected. Everyone and anyone who isn't American is a terrorist, right? LOL


As well as an anti-semite


Sorry buddy. I'm part Semitic too. So I can hardly be anti-Semitic.



In short I'll start calling you the scum that you are.


Poppycock!

So, Tossoff, I suppose your comment about us being pricks was just you being funny.

I suppose you may suppose whatever one supposes when one has to suppose.

The common response when someone knows they're wrong is one of deflection.

From the article:

And although much has been made of his faith as a Muslim -- as well as the fact that controversial Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan was among those who eulogized Carson's grandmother at her funeral -- Carson said his campaign had benefited from volunteers who crossed all age, racial, religious and social backgrounds.