Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Tuesday, March 11, 2008

DRIGGS, Idaho (AP) - Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," is serving six months' unsupervised probation after allegedly being caught with marijuana in her car.

Liberal Blog Advertising Network

Menu

Subscriptions

Author Info

bowa

MORE STORIES

Special Features

Comments

Admin's note: Participants in the discussion of this weblog entry should note the site's moderation policy.

A "headline" that begged to be posted.

Or is that a "potheadline"?

idaho needs another cash crop other then potatos

and i think they should get in the herb game.

I always knew there was a reason I preferred MaryAnn to Ginger.

I suppose her and Gilligan wandering off to burn one may have had something to do with the extended stay on the island.

now we know why she was baking all those pies

damn! she is gonna be 70 this october

i feel old

i feel old

Posted by truthhurts

It's OK little buddy. -The Skipper

You should have skipped it.

I don't care what her lawyer says, that is the mugshot of one baked castaway.

Where's my coconut cream pie?

island brownies


big deal -- a couple half-smoked joints in her car and it makes headlines?

chris
cause it was idaho
pot is a serious competitor for official cash crop

govt don't like that sheet

norml.org

its up to 5th place!!

go mary -ann-jane go!


Where's my coconut cream pie?


Posted by Unclesam

Gilligan Wasted all his cream giving Mary Ann "Pearl Necklaces".

Mrs. Howell was jealous when she found out-she spent at least three episodes wondering what jewelery store Gilligan was getting them all from.
She got suspicious though-when she realized that as many as Mary Ann had gotten-she never seemed to wear any-and was unwilling to sell one to Mr. Howell............

DETHSPUD?

Tater?

Oh great baked one, this one started a festival in your honor. Surely a word of support from you.

hardly a celebrity anymore... tis probably a decent indicator as to how many older folks are getting baked (at least) on occasion.
it bodes well for mary jane that an entire generation has used it, odds are for years and years, and not melted into a gelatin goo-like substance that cannot form complete sentences. that sounds similar to a comment that i had made about bush.
tisn't always cheech and chong, spicoli or the stoner down the street, huh? but who would have thought mary ann?

all the best

Its a bum rap! There is no way Mary Ann is into Mary Jane.

I always wondered what mary Ann was doing in Hawai'i, now we know, picking up some local crop.

I think we can say for certain that abstinance only education is NOT the cause of lots of youngsters having STD's. See, if they listen to the abstinance only people, they may not have much fun, but they would not have STD's...

I think it might be the practice of encouraging teenage sex...

That's right folks. We live in a country where 70 year old women get taken to jail for having a few grams of a dried plant that grows naturally and has never caused the death of one single person in over 6,000 years of use.

We burn food at 8 miles per gallon and wage war on plants. And with 80 million cannabis users in America, the plants are winning.

We spend over 17 billion a year on a fruitless "War on Drugs". A war that is prosecuted only because it is imminently fund able. Under GWB 1.4 million people have been incarcerated for imaginary-victimless crimes. Those poor souls are now the property of the PRIVATE prison system. There they will serve as slave labor, sold to the lowest bidder by our government.

"Mary-Ann,
I'm really crazy about you,
deed I am.
I just can't live without you.
Mary-Ann,
Mary-Ann.

Mary-Ann,
my life was built around you.
Stars and sand,
your eyes were pools of laughter.
Mary-Ann,
I thought you were my man"

Alice Cooper

I liked the headline on the link....something like Mary Ann caught with Dope. I wonder how disappointed the Professor was when he caught Mary Ann with Gilligan?

"Mary Ann Busted With Mary Jane"

Let's see. What're the words I'm looking...

Oh, yeah... SO!??!

MMMMMMMMM Mary Ann and those short shorts MMMMMMM Every 1960's young boys masterbatory fantasy.

Pot is an HERB.

Bush is the DOPE!

Remember, while the US wages war against cannabis, they invade Afghanistan just in time for planting season of the poppy plant, November. And a country goes from producing NO heroin under the Taliban to supplying 85% of junkies in LA, NY, London, Madrid, Bangkok, Tokyo with high quality, cheap heroin....85%!

bin Laden was replaced by the
brother of the world's biggest heroin dealer, Hamid Karzi. And now we patrol poppy fields ensuring a cornered market on a fresh supply of heroin. Many of the users die, the rest eventually go to private prisons, the money moves through Wall Street; all according to plan.

See, a lot of people still joke about GWB's "Mission Accomplished" speech. But he wasn't kidding. The mission was accomplished. The world's worst drug is now accessible, cheap, plentiful, and profitable to the powers that be. And the world's oldest, safest, most prescribed, most useful, and most easily produced drug remains a crime.

In the Afghan Hills
the Rebels still fightin'
Opium fields keep on providing
the best heroin that money can buy and
nobody knows where Osama bin Hidin'
the press conferences just keep on lieing
like we don't know

-Michael Franti

She was just holding it for the skipper so he wouldn't get arrested for possession after wrecking his ship.



Let her be an example to the medicinal marijuana crowd.

Even Gilligan is smart enough to say no to dope!
To bad Mary Ann turned out to be the dope!

Doubtingdumbass----go read some fantasy in yer bable bible

Even sadder than this continuing raging stupidity of a drug war that can never be won, let alone even curtailed (except in the no-doubt nightly wet dreams of the Doubting Thomases of the world), following the Dawn Wells' bust news article on the Huffington Post website is this:

Gilligans Island Ringtone
Customize your cell phone with a Gilligans Island ringtone download.
www.Big-Ringtone.com

"Oooohhh, Mary Ann got herself popped! Let's get a ring tone!"

Talk about exploitation!

Even Gilligan is smart enough to say no to dope!

What about Ben Franklin?

What about Carl Sagan?

Dioscorides Pedanius?

Thomas Jefferson?

Walter Benjamin?

Bill Gates?

Let me guess; They are all a bunch of dumb potheads, right?

p.s. I left off the writers, singers/songwriters, artists, actors, and poets. Just assume they are all on the list too. Also include pretty much every American that lived before 1932, native or otherwise.


Maybe they should put Mary Ann on a desert island and let her grow and smoke all the hemp she wants. That way she won't be a danger to law abiding citizens.

"Even Gilligan is smart enough to say no to dope!"

Well, since he's been dead since 2005 I don't think he's saying much of anything. Dope.

Sit right back and you'll hear a tale.
A tale of a fateful TRIP!

Po' Mary Ann, busted by the fuzz fer a joint.

+1 fer the headline.

Maybe they should put Mary Ann on a desert island and let her grow and smoke all the hemp she wants. That way she won't be a danger to law abiding citizens.

A danger?

Ferget you, DTs!

The DEA are more of a danger to American society than pot.

Canadian Society too.

Fuck the DEA. Fuck 'em with a stick.

There will be Bud!

I Clear yer Bong Rip! Clear it up!

Spud feels nothing but sad fer Dawn Wells.

And Yes, Mary Ann was definitely waaay more hittable than Ginger.

Be Well.



Ahhh yes, authority is always the problem for you 60s types. Anything that places a constraint on your hedonism is oppressive.

I'll bet your house is a dump...or maybe a VW bus?

grow and smoke all the hemp she wants

Not much use in smoking hemp, moron. The human body produces more cannabinoids to regulate our life systems than hemp. Perhaps you could educate yourself on the history, uses, and products that come from different strands of cannabis?

I suggest a hands-on approach.

Start with the
Jack Herer

And remember, be nice to Canadians, they have the market cornered on the world famous Alaskan Thunderfuck only available by clone. But these ladies are recommended offspring from those genies over at sagarmatha. Once you are all grown-up.

I was always more taken with the glitz and glammor of Ginger.

Not much use in smoking hemp, moron. The human body produces more cannabinoids to regulate our life systems than hemp. Perhaps you could educate yourself on the history, uses, and products that come from different strands of cannabis?

I suggest a hands-on approach.


Please read this link and educate yourself. Potheads are a menace to society!

web4health.info




I'll bet your house is a dump...or maybe a VW bus?
Posted by DoubtingThomas at 2008-03-12 04:55 PM



I bet your face is a dump...

you sir, are a menace to society!

There are negative effects to everything if you do not know your limits or you abuse it.

Interestingly, NOT ONE DEATH has ever been linked to Marijuana.

you got a little reading yourself to do...

start here:
www.jackherer.com



The progressive's litmus test for morality:

I never killed anyone; I'm a good person!

Eliot Spitzer's action didn't kill anybody; He's a good governor!

Marijuana never killed anyone; It's good for the society!


yada...yada...yada

PATHETIC!!!




Comments are closed for this entry.

Drudge Retort

Home | News | Comments | User Blogs | Nooner | Back Page | RSS Feed | RSS Spec | Copyright 2009 World Readable