Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Monday, March 10, 2008

NEW YORK - The bow tie is out at MNSBC. David Gregory is replacing Tucker Carlson as host of a one-hour show each evening. The news network is making a handful of changes to respond to heavy political interest. Gregory's new show is called Race for the White House and will be on each weekday at 6 p.m. starting next Monday

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Dropped him like a hot potato!

Good!

Be Well.

He was an annoying sort of guy.

Now that sucks I always liked Tucker Carlson for some oddball reason. I think He is the snizzle. :-(

Larry Mohr

I agree. He was annoying. The bowtie was stupid anyhow.

He always reminded me of a full sized poodle. Maybe it's just the tie that makes him all sissified, but I think it's the whole "My name is Tucker" thing that makes me believe he's a ball-bobber.

Bow-tie wearing smarmy douche bag.

Hey the BowTie kicked ass. It made Him Unique something that I could appreciate.

Larry Mohr

It sucked ass.



It sucked ass.

POSTED BY EBERLY


So Eb can we label you now as a Bow Tie Hater?

I bet Eberly drives a piece of shit Ford after all He is western Kansas material.

Larry Mohr

Well at least they have Mornin Joe for the non "I'm a homo" crowd.

David Gregory is a total douche that needs a serious ass kicking. That dude makes Tucker look butch.

Zap,

I think they are stupid. "hate" is an awful word I reserve for special occasions.


Larry, A Ford? sorry. no way.

What do You drive Eberly?? a Stretched Yugo??? I seen one in Johnson City once.

Larry Mohr

I bet Eberly drives a piece of shit Ford after all He is western Kansas material.

As opposed to what? Your Hyundai?



David Gregory is a total douche that needs a serious ass kicking. That dude makes Tucker look butch.

POSTED BY 101CHAIRBORNE


101 having read you for years I can't seem to gage the greater compliment?





I think they are stupid



Stupid, how so more than any tie?

OK, is anyone surprised Larry spends plenty of time in "Johnson" City?

Sorry too big for THAT car. I drive a 1990 Chevrolet Caprice Classic. I don't get cars that can fold up like an accordian.

Larry Mohr

I actually drive a Grand Prix now. It is owned by my company.

Johnson City is where My Aunt is buried the same Aunt that cooked Pinche Mao's food for a Year. FYI

Larry Mohr



I actually drive a Grand Prix now. It is owned by my company.
POSTED BY EBERLY


Your company or the one you work for?

You mock Ford and drive a pontiac?


Tucker Carlson Calls Canadians "Retarded"

www.youtube.com

Be Well.

Your company or the one you work for?

You mock Ford and drive a pontiac?




Posted by Zap

I don't mean to mock Fords. I know Larry hates them.

The one I work for. I used to drive a Lexus ES300 before I was promoted.

I'm sure you eat at "Johnson" City all the time Larry.


Pontiac...What's that stand for anyway?

Tucker Carlson Calls Canadians "Retarded"

Well, now I have to rethink this.

LOL



I used to drive a Lexus ES300 before I was promoted.

POSTED BY EBERLY



Indeed, Bush downwardly mobile no doubt!


I know Zap. the car sucks.

Who's David Gregory again?...

During the trial of Scooter Libby on January 29, 2007, former White House spokesman Ari Fleischer, testifying under an immunity agreement, named Gregory as one of two reporters (with John Dickerson of Time) to whom he revealed Valerie Plame's name and CIA identity on July 11, 2003, during a Presidential visit to Uganda.[1] The alleged leak occurred three days before Plame's name was published by columnist Robert Novak, tipping off the CIA leak investigation.

Ah, that guy. Spud had him mixed up with Dick Gregory the black comedian guy.

Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant and this white waitress came up to me and said, "We don't serve colored people here." I said, "That's all right. I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken."

Dick Gregory was a pretty funny cat.

David Gregory? Not so much.

Can't be any worse that Tucker Carlson, though.

That guys retarded. ^_^

Be Well.

David Gregory can sniff my left ball. He's yet another press corpse puke that is way to cozy with the powers that be. Think he'll invite MC Rove on so they can dance again?

On the plus side, not hearing Tucker Carlson's whiny voice and poorly thought out arguments is a good thing. God, our MSM could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Alex

Reminded me of one the all-time memorable movie lines:


Wendall: I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back.

David Gregory can sniff my left ball. He's yet another press corpse puke that is way too cozy with the powers that be.

Too cozy? Davey?

Chief White House correspondent for NBC?

NBC, of course, owned by General Electric.

GE, of course, being a large part of America's MIC.

"GE, We bring good things to DEATH"

NBC along with Time one of the two places Fleischer leaked the Plame story before Novak the douchebag, decided to run with it.

If you see it advocated by NBC, NYT or Time magazine you know it's in support of the status quo.

Do. Not. Want.

Be Well.

Tucker was always a tool even as far as pundits go. A republican version of Combs

tucker to me epitomizes the youthful approach to politics that seems somewhat contradictory. he didn't have any experience to speak of.... hence his questions, indeed his entire approach seemed somewhat shallow and less than insightful. if he were older, wiser and had more experience... he might've conveyed more substance.
this entire theory carries no water as in trying to think of someone who carries a lot of intellectual heftiness... i struggle to come up with any. />
where's the maturity?
i can't say as i'll miss tucker as i watch so little tube anymore... too much rhetoric, too much news that is accompanied with conjecture, suppositions, and needless diatribe that everything appears to be half-truths, opinion and edits.
there's much more time on cnn, fox, & msnbc spent on talking about the news than actual news coverage.
that, odds are, is not in our best interest.

all the best.

MSNBC Dropkicks Tucker Carlson


Too bad they didn't drop kick him into a paper shredder-he's a pos.

Novacula?
Dip his 'nads in boiling oil-and leave them there for about two minutes-until WELL done.....then-while he's writhing in agony on the floor-kick him in the 'nads.


Tucker Carlson Calls Canadians "Retarded"


Retarded is such a strong word to use for Canadians. Disconnected, perhaps. For the most-part uninformed, maybe. Annoying as shit during this time of the year?
You bet your sweet ass


Hey the BowTie kicked ass. It made Him Unique something that I could appreciate.


Bow Ties aren't unique. They're dork-wear. Now suspenders. Those are the new hotness.


Pontiac...What's that stand for anyway?

Posted by 101Chairborne


Ottawa Indian Chief

I'll bet they dropped him because he openly endorsed Ron Paul...

****** Retarded is such a strong word to use for Canadians. Disconnected, perhaps. For the most-part uninformed, maybe. Annoying as shit during this time of the year? You bet your sweet ass
AXIOM *****

........they've had a balanced budget for the past ten years (massive surpluses actually).......
........universal health care.......
........higher standard of living than we do.....
........longer life spans.......
........higher rate of high school graduation....
........more live-able cities ........
........higher social mobility (moving from poor to rich)....
........higher ranking on the world democracy index rankings.......

............Canuck pricks......who do they think they are ??......

I never understood why Carlson had a job at MSNBC. He was so obviously not very well informed that he was a joke. I think he could have a bright future doing weather.

Maybe there's an opening for Tucker on Shakedown Street.

We would have a great social security system if we used it how it was intended and not take the money out as fast as it comes in. Kinda like if the income Tax was collected on buisness INCOME and not workers WAGES. Income/Wages are two completely diffrent and difinable temrs in Economics.

Why is this even news, nobody watches this network anyway. FOX ROCKS......

Wow, now they have Gregory, Matthews and Olberman back to back to back. Fair and balanced!

HAhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

I did not know msnbc was still on the air. Does anybody actually watch that station?

Those of us who can't stomach Fox still watch MSNBC for a little more intelligent commentary than that offered by the Deliverance Network.

Tucker Carlson: Ted Turner's fake Republican. I'm surprised the joke did not wear out long ago.

I see all these references to the bow tie... You douchebags obviously haven't watched Tuck in quite some time seeing that he stopped wearing the tie over a year ago. Tucker is an honorary officer in the Bubba Army and should be commended for his honesty and integrity over the years. Check out btls.com or hear Tuck on Bubba on Howard 101 Tuesdays around 4:00 to find out the REAL man.


The Obamasoft News Network?

Tucker, lame as he is, is one of the few on that network who don't sport an Obama for President button at all times.

Chris Matthews gets tingles up his leg when Obama speaks, Kieth Olbermann is showing why sports and politics don't mix, and Dan Abrams is getting a new law show called "Verdict", to keep him out of politics, too.

Occasionally Tom Brokaw, the only grown-up on the network, will come in and tell the boys to quit playing with themselves and try to separate news from their normal breathless gushing about Obama.

And someone needs to tell their pinhead political analyst that if none of the candidates gets to 2025 (or 2024-2023, or more like 2205 if Fl and MI come in) then having a 100 delegate lead below that total does not a winner make.


"You douchebags obviously haven't watched Tuck in quite some time seeing that he stopped wearing the tie over a year ago."

I think he dropped the bow tie right after Jon Stewart ridiculed him on his own show which preceded his firing from CNN.

Tucker OWNED Stewart and still does. If Tucker was in fact "fired" (I think we'll be seeing more of him) it was because he refused to keep towing the line put forth by the overthinkers in the suits "upstairs" at MSNBC and kept true to his own views. The man is a genius. Jon Stewart has good writers and zero independent thought. Col. Tucker Carlson of the Bubba Army for President! btls.com

"Tucker OWNED Stewart and still does."

Riiight. Stewart operates a comedy fake news show that is more influential than Tucker Carlson will ever be.

"Stewart operates a comedy fake news show that is more influential than Tucker Carlson will ever be"


Influential to whom? I'd be willing to bet less than 2% of his viewers never vote anyway.

All I'm saying is that Col. Carlson of the Bubba Army really should be respected for standing his ground and speaking his mind. He is a naturally funny man with a brilliant mind to boot. And I'm no right-winger by any means. I'm just honest enough to keep an open mind.

I have a negative view of this action. Tucker is a Libertarian and presented that viewpoint. While I often didn't agree with him, especially when he threw in his personal views, I did enjoy hearing that perspective.

"I'd be willing to bet less than 2% of his viewers never vote anyway.

Posted by JackMayhoffer at 2008-03-11 12:21 PM"


You think over 98% of Stewart's viewers vote? That would be an amazing number. What would you like to wager?

Moron.


"You think over 98% of Stewart's viewers vote? That would be an amazing number. What would you like to wager?

Moron. "

Actually I'm not a moron... it's just my fat Jimmy Dean sausage fingers couldn't type it out correctly! I'm sorry I'm not on the same intellectual level as you are... I strive to be error-free like my hero... Montecore. btls.com

"Tucker OWNED Stewart and still does."

Au contraire mon frere!

After the episode in question aired CNN fired Tucker and dropped Crossfire. Jon Stewart, on the other hand, went on to put Stephen Colbert on the Ert which has proven to be massively successful.

Tucker got fired from MSNBC and Stewart hosted two Oscars.

Tucker is the one who got
pwn3d!

Fer anyone who didn't see Stewart of Crossfire here ya go...

www.youtube.com

Be Well.

Thank God we don't have to look at Tucker's corny and preppy little BOW TIE anymore.

Pontiac...What's that stand for anyway?

Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-03-10 09:30 PM | Reply | Flag


Yeah, yeah, I know what you're going for.

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hence his questions, indeed his entire approach seemed somewhat shallow and less than insightful.
Only thing Tucker had going for him was a marginally more famous mother with the same last name. It's the Republican way- Parental Peter Principle.

Pontiac...What's that stand for anyway?

Posted by 101Chairborne

People
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Dethspud...Jon Stewart purely RAWKS! He IS the man..

Pontiac...What's that stand for anyway?

Posted by 101Chairborne

People
On
Narcotics
Think
It's
A
Chevy



Dethspud...Jon Stewart purely RAWKS! He IS the man..

"Only thing Tucker had going for him was a marginally more famous mother with the same last name."

Who?

Since Chair brought it up....

Ford: Fucked on a raw deal.
Ford: Finance Overhaul Refinance-Destroy
Ford: Found On the Road-Dead
Ford: Fucked Over-Rebuilt Dodge

CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.

AMC: A Morons Car.

BUICK: Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King.

DODGE: Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired.

G. M.: Grossley Misconceived.

GMC: Gotta Mechanic coming.

OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.

Bye MSNBC liberal fu*k joint

Bye MSNBC liberal fu*k joint

Bye MSNBC liberal fu*k joint

To: CMSA1R

Your keyboard is stuck. Please soak it in gasoline and light it on fire prior to your next attempt at a post.

Awesome, Frank.
Now try LAMBORGHINI.

Tucker Carlson actually had the best show on MS-NBC. I think this sucks.

...and CHRYSLER.

Ford: Fucked on a raw deal.
Ford: Finance Overhaul Refinance-Destroy
Ford: Found On the Road-Dead
Ford: Fucked Over-Rebuilt Dodge


Frank Fergot: Fuel Or Repair Daily

Other than that? Nice list!

101's ancient racist PONTIAC acorn was as expected as it was unfunny.

Tucker, lame as he is, is one of the few on that network who don't sport an Obama for President button at all times

~Corky.

Well, since McLame has the backing of FOX's Faulty Propaganda Network and Shrillary is backed by the asslickers over at CNN aka the Clinton News Network it's only fair that Obama gets his own station too, n'est ce pas?

Tucker Carlson actually had the best show on MS-NBC. I think this sucks

~Kevin Riley

The only quasi decent thing Tucker Carlson ever did was report honestly on the fact that Dumbya the Chickenhawks when he thinks he's "among friends" swears like a motherfuckin' sailor who's just dropped an anvil on his foot in some lameassed attempt to look tough. Prolly a residual from his days at Yale when he was a male cheerleader living with the openly gay Victor Ashe. Maybe it goes back to his days blowing up frogs, hard to tell.

Anyhoo, the reichwing wingnuts totally gave Tucker the traitor treatment after that, which Spud always found funny. The one bit of journalistic integrity he showed and THAT'S the thing they got pissed at him for?

That's funny, right there.

Not the good kind of funny.

That 1999 interview was also where folks learned that Bush openly mocked Karla Faye Tucker's request for the commutation of her death sentence.

Fer that alone Spud can't really hate the guy. Plus he's got a wife and four kids to feed so Spud hopes he ends up with another gig sometime soon.

Be Well.

david replacing tucker bad move...

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