Awesome! Hmm, some extra cash would be good... I'm gonna go to the doc's and check and see if I have anything extra inside of me.

...and pawn off the spare parts.

Turns out the kid's name is Ora Nephron, and she's ovulating.

Yeah, a Happy story!!

Spud luffs hisself a happy tale.

Spud had 4 steak and kidney pies once fer dinner.

Never thought to donate one of them to someone who needed them.

Feel pretty bad about that now.

Be Well.

If she had another mouth, she'd be able to piss and moan twice as much as your average Democrat.

*briefly hugs cold metalic hull against soft-fleshy potato form*

With the new adult stem cell applications and a blooming interest in morphology all kinds of possibilities are realized. We don't need to computer render actors, just cobble together a living actor or troupe - a rainbow-lipped one, one with two legs, one that can act.. But then you also need to develop an entirely new form of post-filming waste actor disposal.. ;] Actually, it would be easier to just grow a president than trust any "we elect". Chimpy is proof, just not the pudding.

I wonder if it's easier for her to keep the established smaller kidneys to give higher probability to avoid rejection? Is it safer to remove them both at the same time?

If she had another mouth, she'd be able to piss and moan twice as much as your average Democrat.

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Or Your average Wife.

Larry Mohr

Ain't you a mixed breed, Hairburn? If you tell us how many kidneys God gave you, and then we subtract from that the brains He forgot, we can figure out the sum total of organs your piss travels through before it comes out your mouth.

send her to China

"I wonder if it's easier for her to keep the established smaller kidneys to give higher probability to avoid rejection?"

Rejection is completely due to the recipient's immune system. Giving the little or big one won't change the chance of the organ being rejected.

"Is it safer to remove them both at the same time?"

Not an MD, but don't see why not.

"If she had another mouth, she'd be able to piss and moan twice as much as your average Democrat."

Amazing that this girl's been given an incredible opportunity and is willing to undergo the risk and pain involved in donating these and someone has to reduce it to the typical political BS. Do everyone a favor and donate your brain (the few cells functioning) to science.

If she had another mouth, she'd be able to piss and moan twice as much as your average Democrat.

ROTFLMFAO

If i had 4 kidneys I would sell one pair. Highest bider wins. Their mine I own them I can do what I want to with them and my own body. Right? Or does someone whant to tell me I cant do what I want to with my own body?