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Sunday, January 27, 2008

A well-placed source tells People exclusively that New Kids On The Block are getting back together. The boy band, which made legions of tweens swoon in the early '90s, selling more than 50 million albums, became a worldwide phenomenon before calling it quits in 1994. Fourteen years later, they're still "Hangin' Tough."

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Who?

And you tell us this becuase???

I've been counting of the 14 signs of the appocalypse this would be number 9.

Prepare yourselves, the end is nigh!


And you tell us this becuase???

Posted by UpsetCitizen


Furthermore, why is this up top? This is not earth shattering news.

TNKOB suck.

This is news? With big headlines too. Is Rcade a certified member of the MSM?

www.brianbaumley.com

New Kids Got Run Over By A Reindeer

New kids got run over by a reindeer
All the little children are in shock.
No more loud annoying high falsettos-oh-ohhh
Now there's no more new kids on the block.

They were singing their new hit song:
"Cover Girls With The Right Stuff"
Now they're trophies for a reindeer,
Mounted on his mantle, hanging tough.

Many times I was mistaken,
When I went to see their show.
Was it Danny, Donny, Joe, John, Jordon,
Or Larry, Curly, Shemp and Moe-oh-oh-oh-ohh?

New kids got run over by a reindeer.
All the little children are in shock.
No more loud annoying high falsettos-oh-ohh
Now there's no more new kids on the block.

Now the new kid fans are crying,
And they say this really sucks!
But don't blame it on the reindeer,
Cause I'm the one who gave him fifty bucks.

New kids got run over by a reindeer.
No more little brats for me to mock.
No more pre-pubescent high falsettos-oh-ohh
Now there's no more new kids on the block.

okay...........so is this a democrat congressional moment....with thier pitifull rating?

we have social security concerns, immigration woes, a possible recession looming, an important election coming up, a SUCCESSFULL war effort in iraq in process, and all sorts of lifechanging and earth shattering events throughout the world......
and LARGE HEADLINE>........new kids on block back together...........


nice work rcade.......
hey everybody needs a break now and then.......

Rcade must like them. Why?

Rob the asshole has been looking forward to this day ever since he popped his first pimple. Now his life can be validated.

You all miss the point. This isn't some old has-been group of washouts like Led Zep or Pink Floyd, or one more pathetic "last tour" by the Who. This is NKOTB!

Kids!! NKOTB!! Wake up and smell the jock straps!!

How do I get tickets?

will what's-his-name collapse on stage again to have the semen pumped from his stomach?

would Walter Kronkite consider this news?

britney goes to 7-11. film at Eleven.

what does this say about our society when tabloid filth has blurred the lines with news?

NKOTB are reuniting?

You mean they broke up?

And if I'm over the age of 15 I'm suppose to care because...?

Hey, my daughter is thirty and NKOB were her first love, her and some girlfriends all around 12 even rented a limo and attended their concert. My daughter really got a laugh when I just called her to give her this important news. Now she has kids of her own who are big Hanna Montana fans.
This is big news in some circles.

And if I'm over the age of 15 I'm suppose to care because...?

A 15-year-old was a newborn when they broke up.

It's funny how many people think I'm expressing a deep wellspring of NKOTB love by posting the news. I thought it was funny on a lazy Sunday. For years, I wondered what NKOTB would do when they became OKOTB. Now we will find out.

It is funny on a lazy Sunday Rcade.

Well, if it's good enough for the Spice Girls...

This has got to be better than the retarded attempt by Mission: Man Band with someone from 98 Degrees and NSync and a couple more getting together to form a singing group.

At least this is a group that is reuniting. They are probably desperate for the money, but at least they don't look like it.

In many ways, New Kids were sort of original. Who knows. If they can get some good songs and their voices are any good, they might find an audience.

Btw ... I didn't know Rogers was a New Kids fan. Learn something new every day. Hell ... I thought he was straight. Everyone knows only girls and gay guys into boys are New Kid fans.



It's hard to imagine a subject about which I could care less.

Danni - I also did the obligatory NKOTB concert years ago. I had to take my daughter and her friends and probably suffered inner-ear damage at whatever frequencies correspond to those of the sound of screaming 'tweens. Good grief - 30,000 of 'em.

Drudge! Get a life!

Fark,

Well...I see YOU opened up the thread...hmmmm...

It got YOUR interest.

I can't wait until they come back like "Hammer" and try to be all gangsta.

What a joke.

This is all just a ploy so Donnie Wahlberg can regain some of the dignity he lost when his little brother ended up with a real career, leaving him in the dust.

This is all the Eagles' fault!
First Hell froze over, and now this!
And Zep and Floyd are not washed up has beens, David Gilmour and Jimmy Page are still two of the best ever to have strapped on a six-string!

"And Zep and Floyd are not washed up has beens..."

Oh pul-eeze. What did they ever do? Did they hire professional, I said PROFESSIONAL choreographers to blend their movements into a tight, hot, boy-toy dance machine? NO!
Could they move with such taut muscular boy-grace to their own lipsyncs? I DON'T THINK SO!!
Could Zep and Floyd sing about young, hot, moist love and make you almost believe they meant it? Oh, RIGHT!

People! When NBOTB get together again in 30 years, I'm still going to have to stuff kleenex in my underwear before I listen to them!

Luv U 4 Evr,
Chairborne

The most successful 'New Kid' wasn't a new kid at all. It's Wahlbergs brother Mark who rode his older brothers mediocrity to super stardom.

Not so New, and No longer Kids, on the Block.


Rob the asshole has been looking forward to this day ever since he popped his first pimple. Now his life can be validated.



Posted by Angrydad


Holy dead-beats Batman... mediocreDad is back? And funnier then ever I see...

It's funny how many people think I'm expressing a deep wellspring of NKOTB love by posting the news. I thought it was funny on a lazy Sunday. For years, I wondered what NKOTB would do when they became OKOTB. Now we will find out.

Posted by rcade at 2008-


ah come on now....

admit it......you are all over them......and then you will post it about a menudo concert

Actually, they're now known as OFOTB.

Jordan was everyone elses favorite, but personally I thought Joe was the coolest!

admit it......you are all over them......and then you will post it about a menudo concert

Menudo always scared me a little. What do they do with the members when they get too old? They run that band like it was Logan's Run.

This is all just a ploy so Donnie Wahlberg can regain some of the dignity he lost when his little brother ended up with a real career, leaving him in the dust.

Donnie's the inspiration for the character Johnny Drama in Entourage, produced by his brother. What dignity could he have left at this point?

I watched Saw IV last night with Donny Walberg in it... The last two Saw movies were really not that good, but this one was excellent... He's not much of a singer, but he's been in some okay movies.

Is it 1988?

call me when howdy-doody makes a comeback.

is this a newsworthy item or are you just trying to see how many you can dupe into saying, "oh, yippy."?

Ahhhhhh.....

SUCK SATAN'S COCK!

"Because you know if you play New Kids on the Block albums backwards they sound better.

"Oh come on, Bill, they're the New Kids, don't pick on them, they're so good and they're so clean cut and they're such a good image for the children."

Fuck that! When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children?

I want my children to listen to people who fucking ROCKED!

I don't care if they died in puddles of their own vomit!

I want someone who plays from his fucking HEART!"

I thought Marky Mark's older brother had developed somewhat of a respectable career as an actor. I wonder how much money they threw at him to give that up.

manypaths?

have you been diagnosed with turette's yet?

NANC -

Have you been out of the house lately?

Oh, the douche-bags seem to be full this morning.

"Send In M.C. Hammer........

Hello Hammer.........back again huh?

manypaths - i went on a day date with my husband just yesterday across the ozarks to our cabin - why do you ask?

it's nice of you to be concerned.

jomama - what do you mean by that?

Oh......from the Midwest.

I understand now..........

If you look left or right, do you notice American Culture flying by?

And I ask again:

When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children?

Please God, it can't be true! I'm still distraught that my daughter is wild about Hannah Montana. Or Miley Cyrus, or whatever the hell her name is.

perhaps you could be more pointed, manypaths - i must have missed something along the way - you don't know my children. i don't know what you mean by mediocrity and banality in the lives of our children.

alliecat - i'm so glad mine aren't caught up in the pop trap - when they heard about the spears younger sister, they both replied, "ho."

of course, one of them plays at least ten instruments and loves classical and jazz - and believes it a crime to put words with music!

the other says she's going to be a pro-golfer and she has the swing for it. she also plays trumpet and percussion.


manypaths?

have you been diagnosed with turette's yet?

Posted by nanc


This displays a level of ignorance that is commonly found under rocks.

having just climbed out from under one?

It's ok NANC, I am sure that someone will come along and 'GET IT'.

My apologizes.....

WWBD?

so you're really straining to make a funny?

tighten up your hernia belt!

i just don't see where this is newsworthy material.

i just don't see where this is newsworthy material.

I can only hope that you are referring to the reunion of this ball-less, soul-less, sucker of Satan's Cock group of individuals that is called "The New Kids on the Block".

If so, then we agree ... ... .

yes, then we agree, but i've never heard their music before in my life - i thought they were just another one hit wonder.

frankly, i'm an srv, grateful dead, southern gospel kind of gal...

I would have thought it more shocking that Britney Spears is rumored to be converting to Islam so her new Munafiq fiancee can get back into the graces of his strict Muslim parents.

Britney Spears' ass crack was supposed to save us infidels from certain terrorist death. Our last great hope of surviving the moral uncertainties of a nation divided over the use of advanced surveillance techniques. By that I mean, should the government target terrorists, or music downloaders?

Now we're doomed.

But hey, at least NKOTB is coming back.

New Kids on the Block are fellow contenders for a Freedom Medal, along with Keath Ledger, Anna Nicole Smith, and Britney Spears, for having successfully chased news about the economy and the war in Iraq off the news media.

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