They weren't shocked at his virginity... they were shocked that he'd never kissed a girl... which at his age, is odd... and that he never plans to kiss a girl until his wedding day was even more odd...

He also wears a heart and key two-locket combo with his dad that symbolizes his virginity....

errr, after reading that, I don't think little Bruce is ever going to lose his virginity -- at least not to anyone of the opposite sex.

"they were shocked that he'd never kissed a girl..."

Well, you know what a slippery slope that is. The next thing you know he'd be touching a breast over the sweater!

Well, you know what a slippery slope that is. The next thing you know he'd be touching a breast over the sweater!

Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2008-01-22 09:16 AM | Reply


Or perhaps even dabbling in a little K9 nookie.

After being dismissed by the judges, Dickson was heard to exclaim: Well there you go; I've just been fucked.

Oh praise Jeebus, another poor sod who won't know how to please his wife.

What's sad is this poor kid will probably get married and pass this perverted view on to his children. I bet the parents were wild in their youth, and to cover the guilt from going to far they are raising this kid to be a freak.

Let me get this straight (maybe a poor choice of words, there):

He's a 19 year old male, who has never kissed a girl and wears a heart/key locket where his father has the key?


Okay...


Has he ever kissed a boy, then?

*** "I respect women and don't think of them as a sexual object, and I'm the freak?" Dickson said. ***

........either the freak or the liar........

Leaving aside the fact that I don't care where this teen puts his privates -- more power to him if he's doing what he wants -- that locket thing with his dad is cringe-inducing. I wouldn't be surprised to hear that they also exchange friendship bracelets and go to "Hannah Montana" concerts.

I get the feeling he's home schooled.

christian families are just plain weird. I hope he is tormented relentlessly. I assume this kid is in College. I'll bet he will hear an earful.

Rcade...I wish I had your flair for coming up with provocative headlines.

"more power to him if he's doing what he wants" ...I agree.
While it seems odd , one has to wonder if we would be better off if kids had such will power.Would we have fewer abortions,fewer young girls living in poverty with dead end lives, fewer abused and murdered babies, fewer kids growing up doomed to repeat their parents mistakes, generations of welfare , and fewer std's as older tends to be wiser?

I know ain't gonna happen...

I'll bet he will hear an earful.

Posted by tron

I think it will be a turn-on for girls that know him. This dude will lay more pipe than Waubesha plumbing.

He will be sucking on a big one before he ever kisses a girl. FAG...

Saw that dude last week. Seems pretty odd to me. I could see the no sex part, but the no kissing? And that fact his dad holds the other half of the heart/key linkage? Aack!

Mrs Oohrah and I typically record Idol and watch it the following night during this portion of the season. We can watch two hours of show in no time by zipping past the commercials.

There was one extremely hot chick from last week's show... the one who could impersonate Britney and Carrie. She had talent and looks. Can't recall the name - Tracy?

could he sing???

maybe he can be the next evangelical idol and sing for hucks band.

Well, you know what a slippery slope that is. The next thing you know he'd be touching a breast over the sweater!
Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2008-01-22 09:16 AM | Reply

Or perhaps even dabbling in a little K9 nookie.
Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-01-22 09:19 AM

Is this breeder code for doggie style or do you literally mean that "he's going to fuck that little dog", Shakes The Clown stylee?

My guess is that his "parents" are religious fundamentalists, he's gay, completely uncomfortable with that, and not entirely a virgin (sorry Dad). In my experience only brainwashed, closeted Christians wear their "locket and no-kissing until marriage" stories like scout badges. Any regular, sane person would have been thoroughly embarrassed sharing that crap. He's in denial.

Now that USA300 is being exploited as a "gay disease", just like AIDS was when I was growing into my sexuality, chances are he's too afraid to form any lasting relationships, particularly Christian ones. Too bad, he's cute and talented.

christian families are just plain weird. I hope he is tormented relentlessly. I assume this kid is in College. I'll bet he will hear an earful.
Posted by tron at 2008-01-22 10:09 AM

Uh, wouldn't that do just the opposite of encouraging a healthy sexual relationship? I've had to deal with intolerant asshole homophobes all of my life - in high school, college and every workplace. Why do you people want to hurt, exclude and exploit us? I just don't get it - what do you have to fear?

Many gay people don't ever find their equal, match, partner or better half. Mainly because it's considered immoral, illegal or sinful for gays to exist, let alone to love and be loved. That's partially why I've spent so much time with the Christian community in my youth - we have similar ideals, but they are absolutely confused on how to apply them.

The folks on American Idol are a bunch of idiots. I suppose that Bruce Dickson's new bride who may have waited all her life for him would be happier on their wedding night if he wasted that precious moment with some girl that didn't mean anything to him. I'm sure that she wouldn't care if he wanted to show her some really cool new tricks that he learned in the arms of another or gave her some form of VD either. What ever happened to wanting or earning something very special like the heart and soul of your mate for life?

Hmmm, who's right, the creator of the universe or Simon and his bunch of reprobates?

God bless you Brice Dickenson!

Dulos64 you are a dullard indeed. No one is at all disturbed by this young man being a virgin. But the weird and disturbing thing is he has never kissed a girl and plans to wait till he is married to do so. Also this little tidbit "He also wears a heart and key two-locket combo with his dad that symbolizes his virginity" is just plain creepy.

There is only one reason that this guy can claim that he has never kissed a girl, and that is the fact that his dear old dad has a pecker.

"who's right, the creator of the universe or Simon and his bunch of reprobates?"

Gee, I hope it's the former, just for the unmitigated fun of reading about Biblical heroes who get drunk and incestually impregnate their daughters (Lot), send the husbands of the women they want to fuck into battle (David), or murder their brother and marry their sister (Cain).

Mmmmmm....Bible Family Values!

There is only one reason that this guy can claim that he has never kissed a girl, and that is the fact that his dear old dad has a pecker.

Posted by mOntecOre at 2008-01-22 01:20 PM | Reply


I thought it was because your mom had one?

Nope, 101. That was actually my uncle's dick that you were sucking. He only told you he was my mom.

The Bruce Dickinson?

The Bruce Dickinson?!

My God, all he needs is more cowbell.

What? It's Dickson? Not Dickinson. Oh. Never mind.


Cheers

The Bruce Dickinson?
The Bruce Dickinson?!
My God, all he needs is more cowbell.
What? It's Dickson? Not Dickinson. Oh. Never mind.
Cheers
Posted by Grendel at 2008-01-22 01:36 PM

Cock of the walk baby!

19 sounds about right. I didn't kiss a girl until 19, though it wasn't any religious holdup. Just hovering (not in a religious sense) parents who I didn't want to explain things to.

At 19, I was in an honors dorm of 50 guys. National merit scholars, most of us. Most of the 18 and 19 year olds had never been kissed, ranging from unlucky desperation to ultra-religious programming. It worked itself out, even for the pious ones. Some moderated their religiousness. Some started spouting Nietzsche. They all got laid.

Give the kid a little time alone and off the stage, and he'll figure it out.

Lawn - is it so hard to admit that you and your dorm-mates were just dorks? Smart dorks, but dorks nonetheless. 19 is too old to have a first kiss. Shit - 9th grade is too old for that. But glad things seemed to have worked out for you.

Nice to see the tolerance of someones else's moral decisions.

Hell, I did not get layed till I was 15 and I thougt I was a late bloomer. Hey, to each their own.

salan,

Never expect tolerance of anything on this board.

The funny thing is I bet this kid gets more propositions from girls from this stunt than all th posters here combined.

The funny thing is I bet this kid gets more propositions from girls from this stunt than all th posters here combined.

Posted by alwaysright

Shame on Monte for dragging the average down.

"...christian families are just plain weird. I hope he is tormented relentlessly..."
Posted by tron


Hopeless, inaccurate generalization AND a truly needlessly uncharitable wish on your part. Proud of yourself? You're like a poor-man's online Maury Povich: holding up the oddball nutcase to support your cruel and small-minded position.