Nothing screams white trash louder than those on your truck or car...in TN they are pretty common.

The bumper sticker I'm looking for is the one that reads..."Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for president." Anybody know where I can get one?

"displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles"

Lionel needs to clue up. They're bull testicle replicas, not human.

Lionel surely must not have enough to do, the people of Virginia must be living in a paradise, all happy and warm and fuzzy, no real issues to address.

So one man's "Eeeeeewww, that's so gross!" becomes an issue that needs to be addressed by a state legislature, burning tax dollars.

"Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for president." Anybody know where I can get one?

Posted by jestgettinalong

Do you own a printer?

So ZOT

If I take a big fake pair of breasts and put them on my grill that is also fine?

I guess we need to put dresses on cows too?

"displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles"

Posted by ZOT


I thought they were bull balls. Makes more sense, don't it?

balls is balls

I'm going to bring them out here and show them to you till they tell me to stop."




"Excuse my while I whip this out."

These don't look like bull balls to me.

Either way its pretty tasteless. That said, the government has no right to dictate taste.

Posted by qcp at 2008-01-16 09:39 AM | Reply |


Man, I've never seen those before.

A set of bumper nuts and some naked lady mud flaps would look sweet on my wife's KIA minivan.

State Del. Lionel Spruill (D)

That damn Bush is in my business again.

"If I take a big fake pair of breasts and put them on my grill that is also fine?"

Posted by DelaV3

If it shakes your willy, rock and roll, dude!

Y'a won't mind of course if I point and laugh at you, will y'a?

Mind the placement of those breasts. You don't want to block air flow through your radiator.

I really don't get it, why exactly do men want to cover their trucks with replica scrotum? Is this really a heterosexual thing?

It seems to me that anyone who would adorn his truck with such a thing would have no problem voting for Craig or Foley.

I think putting a scrotum on your car is more about compensating for a lack of scrotum in your pants.

"I really don't get it, why exactly do men want to cover their trucks with replica scrotum?"

Because they're married and their real testicles are in hoc?

Besides, a chain and a pair of large hex nuts accomplishes the same thing, and is classier (somewhat).

It's really to be expected in Virginia.

They are known for many things, being progressive is not one of them.

Either way its pretty tasteless. That said, the government has no right to dictate taste.

Posted by qcp

sure it does..

It's really to be expected in Virginia.

They are known for many things, being progressive is not one of them.

Posted by fresno500

and rubber nuts off your ball hitch is "progressive" excuse me while I fart in your general direction.. Thats "progressive" as well.


fucking retards

This just seems... wait, why are they bothering with yet another "you can't do this" piece of legislation?

Oh yes, defending the sensibilities of people who can't take it. Ai yah tien ah...

He said the idea came from a constituent whose young daughter spotted an example of the trail hitch adornment and asked her father to explain it.

"'I didn't know what to tell her,'"

What if she asked the same question at the Zoo or farm? Daddy would have to run back to Spruill to outlaw those too?

sure it does..

Posted by Legio


What makes you think that?

.......I guess I should move to Virginia.......

........they seem to have a lot of time on their hands.......

**** The bumper sticker I'm looking for is the one that reads..."Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for president." Anybody know where I can get one?
Posted by jestgettinalong ****

........any South Carolina trailer park on Garage Sale weekends.......you'll find them behind the transmission parts and in front of the black velvet Elvis paintings.......

"The bumper sticker I'm looking for is the one that reads..."Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for president." Anybody know where I can get one?

Posted by jestgettinalong at 2008-01-16 09:18 AM"

Up your ass, and around the corner? (By the way, we're not talking about bumper stickers here, Shortbus. Try to keep up.)

I saw my first nut sack on the way to vegas last friday. GF and I laughed our asses off.

"I saw my first nut sack on the way to vegas last friday. GF and I laughed our asses off.

Posted by FFD at 2008-01-16 12:35 PM"

That's funny. For some reason, I thought you were a dude. But maybe you are, just with a Bush-sized sack that is invisible to the naked eye...?

He said the idea came from a constituent whose young daughter spotted an example of the trail hitch adornment and asked her father to explain it.

"'I didn't know what to tell her,'"

Why is this country so up tight about sex? Unless this guy is planning on locking his daughter away in a convent, she's going to find out what testicles are.
Why is it so hard to explain basic anatomy?

"He said the idea came from a constituent whose young daughter spotted an example of the trail hitch adornment and asked her father to explain it."

I can't stand people who demand that everyone be answerable to their toddlers. You don't want to answer one of your kid's questions, either lie or tell her to mind her own business. The rest of the world doesn't care.

I personally wish every asshole would put some kind of warning symbol on their vehicles.

Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for president." Anybody know where I can get one?

Probably in Tennessee where Jeb's mother is his half-sister and buys him little dittys like bumper balls for father's day to keep him occupied so she can screw his brother's father in law.

It's really to be expected in Virginia.

They are known for many things, being progressive is not one of them.

Posted by fresno500 at 2008-01-16 11:15 AM | Reply

So, Virginia is regressing back to the time when placing plastic ball sacks on bumpers was common?

WTF?

I can't stand people who demand that everyone be answerable to their toddlers. You don't want to answer one of your kid's questions, either lie or tell her to mind her own business. The rest of the world doesn't care.

I personally wish every asshole would put some kind of warning symbol on their vehicles.

Posted by Sully

no one is asking you to be answerable to a toddler. If you assholes wouldn't act like 3 yo's and maintain some modicum of class it wouldn't be an issue would it?

"the rest of the world doesn't care"

seems to be the common attitude of most of america so when some asshole cleans out your bank account or shoots a family member remember those words.

"the rest of the world doesn't care"

"no one is asking you to be answerable to a toddler."

How would you possibly know that "no one" has asked me to be answerable to a toddler? You following me around? I run across people who allow their toddlers to question adults all the time.

"If you assholes wouldn't act like 3 yo's and maintain some modicum of class it wouldn't be an issue would it?"

I can't imagine what group of "assholes" you are lumping me into when you say this. Please explain if you can.

"seems to be the common attitude of most of america so when some asshole cleans out your bank account or shoots a family member remember those words."

If you equate being the victim of robbery or murder with having to answer a toddlers uncomfortable question then you are beyong reason. Gain some perspective, lunatic.

What if she asked the same question at the Zoo or farm? Daddy would have to run back to Spruill to outlaw those too?

Posted by wisgod


Coming from a supporter of the administration that put a cloth over a statue's breasts and fines people millions for saying a dirty word.

"If I take a big fake pair of breasts and put them on my grill that is also fine?"

They were standard equipment on Cadillacs all through the 1950s, and Chevy got 'em on the '57.

Lionel needs to know that quality is important and that bulls balls are even available in black. Whilst being durable, theft resistant, colorful, available in multiple sizes their history can be viewed at bullsballs.com.
"Jake" thought they were in good taste and Lionel will find that they taste good too if he goes multicultural at the annual Testical Festival in Clinton, Montana.