If I wasn't scared of this guy before, I sure am now.

Can you say T H E O C R A C Y ?

The sad thing is that a lot of people agree with him and will vote for him purely on this position. Can you say "The Christian States of America?"

Hey Huck, your imaginary friend doesn't exist.

And that's what we need to do -- to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards

What a fucking loon.

Bye bye Huckleberry.

Here's an interesting exchange from mikehuckabeeforum.com

A Ron Paul supporter posted:

"on paul ftw.

Ron paul bases his stances and beliefs on his intelligence and integrity.

Prayer won't beat that.

Wake up and stop trying to drag our country down into hate and bigotry!"

Then a Huckabee supporter said a little prayer against him:

"Bugger off Troll!

The problem with Ron Paul is that he puts the constitution ahead of morals.

So go away, but before you do, I will say an online pray for you.

Dear Lord,
Let this Ron Paul supporter see the light.
Let him know that christian morals are more important than a piece of paper.
And if he fails to see the error of his ways, I ask you my lord, to smite him, along with his children, onto the gates of hell. May he burn in damnation and his children suffer until they submit to you my Lord.
Amen."

Now... isn't thaaat speciallll.


Dear Lord, please protect us from your followers. Amen!

Here's an interesting exchange from mikehuckabeeforum.com

A Ron Paul supporter posted:

"on paul ftw.

Ron paul bases his stances and beliefs on his intelligence and integrity.

Prayer won't beat that.

Wake up and stop trying to drag our country down into hate and bigotry!"

Then a Huckabee supporter said a little prayer against him:

"Bugger off Troll!

The problem with Ron Paul is that he puts the constitution ahead of morals.

So go away, but before you do, I will say an online pray for you.

Dear Lord,
Let this Ron Paul supporter see the light.
Let him know that christian morals are more important than a piece of paper.
And if he fails to see the error of his ways, I ask you my lord, to smite him, along with his children, onto the gates of hell. May he burn in damnation and his children suffer until they submit to you my Lord.
Amen."

Now... isn't thaaat speciallll.


Dear Lord, please protect us from your followers. Amen!

Posted by SanAntonioRogue


The above sounds about as genuine as Hillary's "IRON MY SHIRT" moment,

"The above sounds about as genuine as Hillary's "IRON MY SHIRT" moment,"

I don't see the comparison. These were posts in an online forum.

*** Constitution must conform to God - Huck ***

.....I wonder if he's hearing voices yet......

I would think that our observations relative to Theocracies would clearly eliminate the attraction to that form of Gvt.
Who can name a successful theocracy in modern context?

Feel free to list models.

Zat - the Reverend Mr. Huckabee is on line 2 for you. Something about wanting to show you some choice real estate in Cuba, I think.

"The United States of America have exhibited, perhaps, the first example of governments erected on the simple principles of nature; and if men are now sufficiently enlightened to disabuse themselves of artifice, imposture, hypocrisy, and superstition, they will consider this event as an era in their history. Although the detail of the formation of the American governments is at present little known or regarded either in Europe or in America, it may hereafter become an object of curiosity. It will never be pretended that any persons employed in that service had interviews with the gods, or were in any degree under the influence of Heaven, more than those at work upon ships or houses, or laboring in merchandise or agriculture; it will forever be acknowledged that these governments were contrived merely by the use of reason and the senses.

". . . Thirteen governments [of the original states] thus founded on the natural authority of the people alone, without a pretence of miracle or mystery, and which are destined to spread over the northern part of that whole quarter of the globe, are a great point gained in favor of the rights of mankind."

-John Adams

Tell Chucklehead to take a hike.

Also from Huck's forum:

"VOTE FOR MIKE HUCKABEE OR BURN FOREVER IN THE FIRES OF HELL"

Here's another gem:

Re: New Hampshire

"Well brothers and sisters, the good lord has decided to challenge our faith by giving victory to that whining devil troll John McCain (Whah, I was stuck in a cage for 5 1/2 years in Vietnem. Whah, I was tortured. Boo Hoo Cry ). This is nothing but a test and we shall over come this bump in the road of our soilder's march to victory.

God bless you all and God bless Mike Huckabee!"

Even as a devout Christian, I know the concept of a Theocracy is just a bad idea. Faith has to come from free will. You should worship because you want to, not because you have to (a point completely missed by most Islamic countries). Also, expecting imperfect people in a huge bureaucracy to correctly carry out God's wishes is foolish.

Government should exist to protect its people. Although most laws (e.g. murder is illegal) are compatible with Biblical principals, they should be there for society's benefit. As long as the Government doesn't try to restrict my freedom to worship as I see fit (within the bounds of not harming others, of course), I'm happy.

The examples from Huckabees' forum are obviously people who call themselves Christian, but have never put any effort into reading the Bible for themselves to find out what God really wants--they just spot off talking points like so many others do.

I wonder exactly which parts of the Constitution he has trouble with?

Dear Republicans,


Please, I say again, Please give Huck N' Chuck your party's nomination. Me and jeebus can then get on with the corrections that our nation so desperately needs from 8 years of religionism.

I don't see the comparison. These were posts in an online forum.
Posted by SanAntonioRogue


Comparison: both events seemed stilted and staged.

Remember, our current President started a couple of wars because......GOD TOLD HIM TO.


'God would tell me, 'George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan'.'

"And I did, and then God would tell me, 'George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq...' And I did.

"'And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, 'Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East.' And by God I'm gonna do it'," said Shaath.


Huckabee ain't got nothing on that shit......

"Huckabee ain't got nothing on that shit......"

Posted by Manypaths

He hasn't had the chance.

Say goodnight, Chuckleberry Clown.

"Comparison: both events seemed stilted and staged.

Posted by MrFair"

Perhaps the Hillary one was staged - I don't know. Certainly it was a public event and she stood to gain from such an encounter.

Such an exchange as cited here was on a blog with little or no chance of any public exposure that could benefit one or the other candidate. No reason to stage something like that.

That's why I don't see any direct comparison.

Huckabee 08!

p.s. Just keep your mouth shut about your whacky views until *after* you get the nomination, will you?

Huckabee 08!

p.s. Just keep your mouth shut about your whacky views until *after* you get the nomination, will you?

POSTED BY BILL_OREILLY

Indeed!

That's why I don't see any direct comparison.
Posted by SanAntonioRogue


Yeah I guess you're right.

The question is: who speaks for God? Huckabee? Pat Robertson? Pope Benny? This clown won't make it through the primaries.

Let me make a wild guess.

Would Huck be the "One" to decide just what God wants done?

If not, just exactly who?

Posted by Frosty at 2008-01-15 04:52 PM

I wonder exactly which parts of the Constitution he has trouble with?

There was another organization a while back I recall seeing a webpage for (I think the site tag was tencommandments.org, forgive my not actually linking to it, the company firewall has been rather prickly lately), that I find myself recalling after reading this article. This group essentially wishes to replace the Constitution with the Ten Commandments. And the laws of... Deuteronomy or Numbers, sadly I don't remember which. Either way, particularly scary stuff.

And (hoping he'd intended Sarcasm on a massive scale), Johnson gets the FF this morning for causing a cola-induced noseburn.

Actually, this pretty much reinforces my thoughts after the SC primary:

If Obama gets the nod from the Democrats, and subsequently the Presidency, we're in some trouble.

If, on the other hand, if Huckabee gets the Republican nod, and subsequently the Presidency... folks, we be sca-rooed.

Holy shit! Is Johnson serious? Or is he writing parody? The man came out of a deep 500 year sleep.

Well it seems that Huckleberry has had his Pat Robertson jump the shark tank moment.

Bye bye Huckleberry.

If God wanted his name in the Constitution, he could easily put it there. If God does exist, he apparently decided to stay out of politics 2000 years ago because that seems to be the last time we've heard from him.

And now for The Reverend Mr. Huckabee's next miracle...

"Post subject: The Huckster Cured my friend's Homosexuality...

Hey guys...i'm new to the forum & just recently got into Huckabee because of a friend. My friend Stephen had been gay for about 5 years secretly (although i knew as his best friend). After meeting Mike Huckabee at a rally and discussing his "secret", Mike quoted a few scriptures to Stephen & helped open his eyes to the sinful life he was living. Stephen has since changed his lifestyle & become one with god & accepted Christ as his lord and savior. I'm so happy that Mike took it upon himself to help lead my friend in the right direction!

So, thank you Mike Huckabee..."

Well it seems that Huckleberry has had his Pat Robertson jump the shark tank moment.

Bye bye Huckleberry.

Posted by 726


726 - not to be a pop culture reference nazi, but I think the correct term is "jump the shark" without the "tank."

Unless the shark wasn't home and he just jumped an empty tank?

Unless the shark wasn't home and he just jumped an empty tank?
Posted by SanAntonioRogue


DAMMIT, SAN - Brilliant, sir.

Fortunately, as evolution progresses, the Johnsons of this world will recede into a tiny corner somewhere with the Rev Phelps and other comedians.

Meanwhile, nominating Huckabee would be even better than nominating Romney. Or Giuliani.

If this cretin is by some stroke of ????.

I am going to curl up in the fetal position, swallow my tongue and take a 4/8 year time out.

If I don't, I might do something I will never feel sorry for.

Some stroke of???? elected.

I'm down with that.
God.
aka Allah.

PS Please please please let Mike get the nomination.

The whirring sound you hear is Thomas Jefferson spinning in his grave at about 1200 rpm.