What would Flo Rida say?

Apple Bottom Jeans
Boots with the fur
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack
She hit the flo
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Fucking jocks are homphobes
Slap his ass leave me alone
Going far to catch that pass
Score the point and win the game at last
Steely Bater beat me down
Sick of jox lets turn it around
Your the nerdy insecure bitch
And Im the one whos stylish
You know what?
Your all alike

Steroids have shrunk my testicals
Steroids have shrunk my testicals

Emergency emergency his balls have shrunken
Oh my! Oh my god!

Kill the keg and get fucked up
Slip a bitch some Rufinols
Homo thoughts still run inside your head
Cause your a closet fag
Throw me the football
I'm going to score
Told ya'll before
I'm going to score!
I got no dick and my balls are gone
but I run real fast and I score a touchdown
Party all night wake up in the gutter
Then drink all day and French kiss my mother

Steroids have shrunk my testicals
Steroids have shrunk my testicals

Steriod Slugger
(Incest by Proxy)

Emo kid etheopian
1994.
Seeking victor comte;
modify the tissue
with magical elixir.

Baseball stars together,
post interview lockerroom orgy.
Steriod anal lube.
Striving for the 700 mark.
Blood encrusted butt plug in the dark.
Tiny testicle testosterone rage,
couldn't cum in McGuire's ass

Giambe botox Zargardous similie.
Professional athlete mutant family.
Build a dirty bomb from their skin;
steroid mutations glowing green.

Marion Jones and Gary Sheffield
David Boston and Barry Bonds.
Kids, you now see what it takes
now go out and get those steroids.

muscle mutation
chemical injection
homerun slugging mutant
future baseball great

Well, if 50 cent is taking 'performance enhancing drugs'.... it is baffling to imagine how fucking terrible he'd be without them...!

Taking singing lessons might've been a better idea.

My accountant takes steriods in high tax season. His name is Busta Bling but goes by 60 Cent every April.

What? A musician taking drugs? Nah.

Singers on steroids give better blow jobs.

the definition of both music and musician has changed over the years.
songs used to have form, chords and melodies and these songs were played by those who could bring an instrument to life.
no reason to bring those sort of things into play anymore.
tis sad.
i heard someone say that rock died when the drum machine was invented. i hate to go along with this as i've been using them for over 20 years.
but there is no need for musicians anymore, is there?
the korg work station is all that is needed as tis now a push button rhythm sections and sampled bass lines. then, as quoted from a jack nicholson film, rhyme words with bitch.
me thinks i'll go find a beatles album... may john mclaughlin... hmmm... miles davis.
there ya go.

Who cares what musicians take? Chet Baker, Coltrane, I mean give me a break... A smoke-filled dive with the smell of whiskey, and backstage the white powder and sweet smell of success, and the only thing that separates the various participants from Hell on Earth is the heavenly bliss that floats from the stage like Heaven's kiss.. You can take your "sober" and shove it up your ass, Pilgrim.

If these singers, many good enough to listen too, took the "The Bad Jab". Just what the hell does Maryland Manson take.

Main point of this question is to inform all peoples so they avoid ever taking the same what-not.

Add 1-Yea I know the spelling sucks, so does Manson.

And I find the need to pose another question.

Q 2-What species is MM anyway?

Was Ginger Baker ever on drugs?

"the definition of both music and musician has changed over the years. songs used to have form, chords and melodies and these songs were played by those who could bring an instrument to life. "

Newsworthy flag Sense

Of course you examples were on drugs too but who cares- gimmie some REAL MUSIC.

At least half the country is on drugs of some sort. Booze, caffeine, pharmaceuticals... The only reason it matters in baseball is that it's a competition and these are performance enhancing drugs.

Musicians doing drugs... What is this world coming to?

So does anybody still believe that the "War on Drugs" is going well?

Their bodies. Their testicles. Their lives. Another victimless crime against humanity.

Keith204, you are dating yourself.

Ginger Baker NEVER took drugs...... ok, maybe.....

I wonder how many people in here know who he is.

for musicians
steroids = look enhancers
not performance enhancers

for musicians
marijuana = performance enhancers

And these other musicians today who don't do drugs and in fact speak out against them? Boy, do they suck!

What a coincidence!

Ball-less, souless, spiritless corporate little bitches, suckers of Satan's cock, each and every one of them.

"We're rock stars against drugs cos that's what the President wants."

Aw, suck Satan's cock.

That's what we want isn't it, government approved rock n roll?

Whooh, we're partying now!

"We're rock stars who do Pepsi Cola commercials."

Do we really care who takes what? I mean it's their bodies and if they chose to screw it up and kill themselves off slowly it's their damn business.
.45Caliber

And these other musicians today who don't do drugs and in fact speak out against them? Boy, do they suck!

What a coincidence!

Ball-less, souless, spiritless corporate little bitches, suckers of Satan's cock, each and every one of them.

"We're rock stars against drugs cos that's what the President wants."

Aw, suck Satan's cock.

That's what we want isn't it, government approved rock n roll?

Whooh, we're partying now!

"We're rock stars who do Pepsi Cola commercials."

Posted by Manypaths

FF RIP BH

FFD - whatever it was Ginger did or didn't do, one thing's sure: he's never won a Beauty Contest.

Time for Nancy Pelosi to put tax legislation on hold and grab onto this riveting issue of national security. After the baseball steroid hearings, of course.

we wouldn't have jazz nor rock if it weren't for some sort of drug or another, odds are.
but the drugs from the 60s and earlier, by and large, tended to skew reality in some way, shape or form. they sort of open the door and shed some new light on any given matter.
do steroids do that?
don't know though i doubt it.

of greater significance to me is the decline of black music.
jazz and motown were both great and inspirational in so many ways. they've added something to our culture that has been a positive thing on many fronts.
now we have rap....?
tis so friggin' sad.
and it, not unlike other successful genres, has seeped into our culture in a variety of manners... from mtv to our language to the attire of the youth to the intro music on tv and movies.
it all seems so very shallow and derivative and in no way positive save some new production value.
and there again, we've replaced music with digital effects and nifty rhymes.
i know i sound like an old fart who hasn't left the couch for a decade or so (that is not the case) but there is an element of truth in all of the above.

be well
(a nod and a wink to the missing tater - not a rip-off. he would certainly have something to offer on this topic.)

peace

Musicians take drugs????????????

Whooda thunk it?????????????

WTH?
Now do we have to put an asterisk beside Springsteen's name?

What the fuck is a Mary J Blige, a Timbaland, a Wyclef Jean, or a Tyler Perry?

If a person you've never heard of takes steroids in the woods, would you give a flying fuck?

when the guy said I would grow with steroids I didnt think IT would be THAT big...........

"If a person you've never heard of takes steroids in the woods, would you give a flying fuck?"
101 CHAIRBORNE

If a man speaks in the woods, with no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

"is he still wrong?"

Posted by igmoramus


According to my ex, yes.