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Monday, January 14, 2008

The video of a disheveled, unshaven Glenn Beck talking about a hemorrhoid operation gone wrong feels like one of those late-night pictures posted —to your eternal regret— on Facebook the next day. "By Saturday night if they had come into my room with a handgun and said, 'OK, we can give you some more medication or take this gun and blow your head off' ... I would have honestly taken the handgun at that point and ended it," Beck says in the video.

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Glenn Beck got brain surgery? Gee, that is news to me. Maybe now he'll make some sense.

They say hemorrhoid surgery but it was really surgery to remove his head from his ass.

Ah yes, the above being the first of no-doubt many Glenn Beck butt jokes, surely to be as original.

The point of Beck's ordeal though is the status of healthcare. I could relate to the august readership here my own trails and tribulations when I had an appendix go sour. Misdiagnoses, some maltreatment, surgery performed a doctor who had the highest rate of post-operative infections in her patients (as I did). If is wasn't for a Physicians Assistant at an Urgent Care facility who finally caught on, drawing from his experience with a teenage girl he saw 20 years earlier who presented similarly, I very possibly would have been pushing up the proverbial daisies by now.

My mom used to tell me horror stories when she was a private healthcare provider for the elderly. Beck's statement about the shower stall littered with used bandages echoes my mom's comments about the bathrooms in the ERs being absolutely filthy.

Bottom line is that people are more often than not treated as nuisances when they are sick or are in need of medical care. How dare people get sick, or have health issues!!!

It is not a problem of money per se. It is a matter of people simply giving a damn.

Does this make him a perfect asshole?

I wish he had no insurance and had to self treat with an aspirin and a needle.

Glenn Beck's 'Eye-Opening' Hemorrhoid Surgery

Strange route to his asshole, but hey, I'm no doctor....

An apt comment on YouTube:

hungbttm9

This guys is a fucking idiot. Yeah welcome to the news that the health care system is a mess. Funny how they conservative assholes are all tough guys until something unfortunate actually happens to them and then they suddenly become the "crybabies' they always complain about.


Also, I had to quote Beck:

"...it was one of the most eye-opening experiences of my life..."

Don't you mean "brown-eye-opening", Beck?

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah
ahaha!

roid rage!

ff on that!

What's with the folded flag on the bedside table? Did Beck serve? Or do all these conservative asshole pundits only go on camera with Old Glory behind them as a prop?

Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, Geraldo Rivera, Nancy Grace, disgrace their profession. There are others, but these are the worst.

"By Saturday night if they had come into my room with a handgun and said, `OK, we can give you some more medication or take this gun and blow your head off' ... I would have honestly taken the handgun at that point and ended it," he says on the tape.


Damn if only I had known I would have dropped by with Springfield XD 9.

He'd shoot himself over roid pain?

What a fucking pussy.

"Springfield XD 9.'

Posted by kiska

A 9mm?

piffle

I'd have loaned him my Model 29 with my hottest handloads.


What's with the folded flag on the bedside table? Did Beck serve? Or do all these conservative asshole pundits only go on camera with Old Glory behind them as a prop?

Posted by evashogouki


1st of all,there's no flag.It's some kind of pyramid-shaped what-not,and a bust of someone,and a bit of blue cloth of some sort. Stop the video at :21 ans maximize it.Put your glasses on first. @nd,what's it to you if he did or didn't serve? It doesn't give you any rights to pass judgement on him,either way.If you don't like what the dude says,turn the channel.3rd,the only reason you pick on conservative pundits is because you're a typical hate-filled lib who wants to demean and ridicule anyone who doesn't agree with you.

Have a nice day!


What a bunch of haters on this thread....

typical hate-filled lib ... What a bunch of haters on this thread....
Posted by American1st at 2008-01-14 05:29 PM |

I'm not a typical hate-filled lib, but I do hate you.

Remember Beck's radio show?

"Holy Shiite!"

I'm not a typical hate-filled lib, but I do hate you.


Then maybe you're an atypical hater...either way,you're a hater....and that's typical of the (in)tolerant left....

Then maybe you're an atypical hater...either way,you're a hater....and that's typical of the (in)tolerant left....

Posted by American1st at 2008-01-14 05:52 PM

Interestingly, I have noticed it is also typical of the (in)tolerant right...

Donnerboy...I don't hate you,nor anybody here. I may disagree with everything that's said by a lefty here,but I don't hate any of them. That being said,the most hateful speech here is by lefties,at/towards righties.Not that the righties can't give it back,but mostly the vile is served warmest on the left side of the aisle...

Hav a nice day!

Fact is Glenn Beck is a Pompous Asshole.

Now that HE has had trouble with America's Health now there is a problem. Never mind those Millions before him.

When Michael Moore had a problem with America's Health Care system he was a FAT SOCIALIST AMERICA HATING PIG!

If you don't to what I am referring watch this!

youtube.com

Why does Glenn Beck hate America!


Glen Beck, Hemorroids, ah you all are making this to easy!! How did they make out which oroffice to take the out????

and that's typical of the (in)tolerant left....
Posted by American1st at 2008-01-14 05:52 PM

Silly American1st I'm an intolerant independent, and have just about had my fair share of the shrubby non-conservitive neocon right and the Billary liberal left. Time for a shake up.

Oh, and by the way, I still hate you.

Check this, Mr Beck.

english.pravda.ru

There is a flg, folded into one of those triangle presentation boxes.
Maybe is Father was a vet or something.

My father was a vet.

I fly his flag on special occasions, but I don't carry it around in a box.
It sits open (properly folded) on a shelf next to Max's ashes.

My dad died in '76. When my mom died in '99 I got the (folded) flag.

My father was a gunnery instructor during the 30's at Ft Bliss. He would direct fire with Morse code from a Piper Cub. He taught me Morse code as I learned the alphabet.

When I finally built my ham radio tower on a hill in the country, the first thing run up the halyard was his flag.

And I am pleased to say that tower has helped a few folks.

mmsn.org

I can only claim a fractional participation in only a very few of those tales, of course, but I am very happy to be part of that gang.

I had a great-uncle killed and buried at Normandy(long before I was born).His widow fell out with his family after that. She never remarried,and lived by herself the rest of her days, She met another uncle of mine from my mothers side of the family who is really into roses(growing them,not recieving!)and he tended her rose garden for her for about 20 years. When she died,she left everything to my uncle. Amongst her belongings was a Purple Heart,but no flag. It gave me great pleasure to hand that medal over to his brother.THAT great-uncle(91 yrs old) is the last living member of that particular family,and he served with his brother in France,as well.It was good to see the medal come "home" after all these years...

Silly American1st I'm an intolerant independent, and have just about had my fair share of the shrubby non-conservitive neocon right and the Billary liberal left. Time for a shake up.

Oh, and by the way, I still hate you.

Posted by kiska



Well,I'll agree to most of that,as well,but I don't think you hate me,as you don't know me. Blind hate is so unbecoming....

Beck is such an asshole, he has a frame around it.

From The Beast's 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2007.

14. Glenn Beck

Crimes:
If Fox News isn't quite asinine enough for you, just click on over to Headline News, where the CNN brand is eagerly defiling its vestigial credibility by giving an hour a day to the dumbest dumbfuck in dumbfuckistan, Glenn Beck. A white-knuckle, dry drunk, closet case man-child with apparent xenophobia issues and a penchant for end-times theology, Mormon convert Beck is palpably horny for the apocalypse, passive-aggressively accusing even the world's most benign Muslims of plotting America's destruction and likening withdrawal from Iraq to slavery. Beck's combination of faux everyman persona and deliberate misinformation -- The hottest year on record was 1934 (actually 2005), tax cuts increase revenue (patently false Reaganomic mysticism), Antarctica is cooling, Scooter Libby went to jail -- seems increasingly insane, as his whole persona seems to be a frantic pantomime of how he thinks an even-keeled, "smart" bigot would act. Thinks Al gore is "like Hitler." May actually be in love with the president of Iran.

Exhibit A: "I don't know if the Muslim community will ever step to the plate like the Japanese-American community did during World War II. You know, it was absolutely disgraceful how we rounded innocent people up then and, sadly, history has a way of repeating itself no matter how grotesque that history might be. The Muslim community can prevent this if they act now."

Sentence: Anchored to the Florida shore, Beck is forcibly compelled to vigorously deny the gradual rise of water levels around him as boats full of gay, Marxist Muslim illegal immigrants arrive and disembark nearby. Eventually, after two decades, Beck drowns.

He was an alcoholic for many years, maybe he brought it on himself.

**** Glenn Beck's 'Eye-Opening' Hemorrhoid Surgery ****

.......eye opening??......must have been some hemmorrhoid......

Like a lot of political demagogues who come from radio, Beck's a lightweight. Politics is just a bunch of sound bites strung together for him, which is why his self-reliant, no-handout conservative ideology immediately failed him the second it was tested by a personal health crisis. Limbaugh did the same thing with his Oxycontin problem, where he developed a fleeting appreciation for the presumption of innocence.

Beck's also got a personal history that suggests he's capable of having his sanity shoot through the rails and go right into the ravine, a la Toonces the driving cat.

-Toonces the driving cat.

Damn, Rogers!

I always knew Beck reminded me of someone, but I couldn't quite remember who.....

thanks!

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