Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Who are the top tots? Forbes.com looked at 50 celebrity children, analyzing their Web presence, articles, blogs and consumer interest -- and came up with its first-ever list of Hollywood's ten most influential babies.

Liberal Blog Advertising Network

Menu

Subscriptions

Author Info

rcade

MORE STORIES

Special Features

Comments

Admin's note: Participants in the discussion of this weblog entry should note the site's moderation policy.

No surprises on the list. top 10 celebs who have small children.

People need something better to do.

"All of a sudden Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have become this fairy tale couple as a result of their daughter," said Rose. "She's humanized them and their relationship."

Influential? Whatever gets you through the night...

I was wondering when they would get around to this.
Now I can get my life back on track.

People whose lives revolve around this kind of crap nauseate me.

NOT WORTHY! BAD RCADE!

'Hollywood's 10 Most Influential Babies'

When I read this I figured Alec Baldwin and friends, but this is actally about babies . . .

Fred Thompson & Arnold Shcwarzenegger?

Tom Selleck ? Charleton Heston ? Sean Penn? Alec Baldwin? Hmmm

If they were talking about Babes INSTEAD of Babies one that should be on that list is Kat Von D She is Yummy.

Larry Mohr

NOT WORTHY! BAD RCADE!

Point taken. But I thought this story was so unworthy it might circle all the way around, and thus become worthy. It may be the stupidest "news" story I've read all year.

It may be the stupidest "news" story I've read all year.

Roger that...

A question to any parents out there...

When your babies were born, did you find yourself really harshly judging the looks of other peoples babies... I find myself calling other peoples kids ugly (in my head... I'm not that much of an asshole), or fugly, or even making guesses as to the genetic problems they must have...

I'm trying to see if this is normal or if I'm just really an asshole...

"When your babies were born, did you find yourself really harshly judging the looks of other peoples babies... I find myself calling other peoples kids ugly (in my head... I'm not that much of an asshole), or fugly, or even making guesses as to the genetic problems they must have...

I'm trying to see if this is normal or if I'm just really an asshole..."

Sorry Rob, you're being an asshole.

I think all babies are cute.

Rob,

I have never thought other peoples babies are ugly. I think they are all cute. I love the way you can pick up a baby when they're stretching and they stay in an "S" shape...lol. I love the way babies look at you. I love the way babies have that baby smell...they need to bottle that! And no..I'm not talking about dirty diaper smell.

I think it's natural that you think your child/ren are beautiful, but I wouldn't think other babies are ugly.

However, have you ever heard the expression that someone was so ugly, they're cute?!

When your babies were born, did you find yourself really harshly judging the looks of other peoples babies... I find myself calling other peoples kids ugly

No.
It's probably just you.

I guess I'm an asshole...

As I was walking out of work the other day I caught a glimpse of a coworkers new kid and just mumbled, "Yeesh," under my breath...

Stephen Lynch - Ugly Baby

I guess I'm an asshole...

Please, ladies and gentlemen, a moment of silence to let that one sink in.

(I'll say one thing though, most babies are positively, mind-numbingly inarticulate.)

Who cares about their babies anyway? I am sure they will grow up to be drug craized losers anyway.

how exactly are these kids "influential".

more blabbety blab from the "I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE IN LIFE" crowd.

Is Anna Nicole Smiths Baby still alive, Rcade?

Be Well.

PS: In case Spud was being o'erly suBtle there.
...This aint news!

So the unworthiest becomes worthy through its unworthiness? It's that kind of logic that drove me from programming! :)

Happy Holidays One and All!

"I find myself calling other peoples kids ugly (in my head... I'm not that much of an asshole), or fugly, or even making guesses as to the genetic problems they must have..."

The part about genetic problems is a little bit weird but I've seen some ugly babies.

Years ago I had a landlord whose baby was so ugly the first time I saw her I thought he was carrying a rat.

Comments are closed for this entry.

Drudge Retort

Home | News | Comments | User Blogs | Nooner | Back Page | RSS Feed | RSS Spec | Copyright 2010 World Readable