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Saturday, December 08, 2007

First it was suborbital flight, now it's to the moon Alice! The Google Lunar X Prize offers $20 million to the first private enterprise to land a robot on the moon.

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They are going to be so surprised when they get to the moon and find out we've never been there.

I knew it I knew it I knew it! Somebody had to come in and say that! Well played Yav, even if I think you're wrong, well played!

Or were you being sarcastic? In which case I retract my "even if I think you're wrong" immediately.

Thank you, LetUsReason.

I am completely amused!

Man I just wish I could find more worthwhile threads to bring into this blog! Between this one and the absinthe one I posted yesterday... well, that's two. There's nothing else I have found that was either worth a damn or that someone hadn't already posted! Boohoo, my contributions suck!

There's always subscribing to an RSS feed!

I wouldn't lament the obvious: You have a life outside the DR!

Sure, but that doesn't start until 2000 tonight when I go see how fast I can lose at a poker game again!

(This thread has become a complete comedy fest and should be killed as it serves no useful purpose other than to feed my ego.)

Buffalo Bob says the aliens who built the lunar base will get pissed off if we send up junk and will declare war on earth. Better be careful what we send up there.

BBOB --

Thought for a minute there this was one of yours!

This thread has become a complete comedy fest and should be killed as it serves no useful purpose other than to feed my ego

Posted by LetUsReason at


Okay, then we'll keep the thread going for awhile *grin*


$20 million for a chance to land right smack dab in the middle of where all that loot from the Great Pyramid that nobody can find ended up?

I wouldn't call that self-indulgence.

I'd call that a wise investment.

Can aliens claim the prize? If so, tough luck earthlings. The Helium miners from Antares already have it nailed.

How dare they?? Don't they know that Robot will probably land right smack dab on that olden Smokestack that is on the moon?? What are they gonna do if it gets stuck sliding down the chimney?? Call the local Lunar Fire Department to extricate it??

Larry Mohr

With a prize of 20 million, I sure hope someone tries it.

Otherwise get a couple of potheads together, give them the idea. I can hear the first words out of their mouths "First you take a piece of metal....."

Sorry couldn't resist.

Seriously, I hope someone does try it.

and Letus, didn't know you had ego problems, I know a cure for that.

FF for YAV!

Regards,
etc.

Wonder if we could get GWB launched up there? 20 million in pocket and no R & D for a robot. It'd be a two-fer...

FF for USN

What a great idea, can ship Dick up there too?

On the other hand, LetUsReason, this did make the front page. It's also pretty cool. I like private enterprise getting involved.

What ever happened to the first commercial flight to the moon? Wasn't it supposed to have happened already?

Wonder if we can ship people there who have to make political statements on a non-political thread. If not them, at least their left knees that jerk uncontrollably.

What ever happened to the first commercial flight to the moon? Wasn't it supposed to have happened already?

They haven't done a commercial orbital or even sub-orbital flight yet unless those millionaires who paid to hitch a ride to the ISS count.

But I agree with YAV. It's great that private enterprise has gotten involved. They'll be much more effecient than a government bureaucracy like NASA. Just gotta get profits involved somehow.

Buffalo Bob says the aliens who built the lunar base will get pissed off if we send up junk and will declare war on earth. Better be careful what we send up there.
Posted by member2586 at 2007-12-08 02:39 PM


Very interesting fanciful thread, and right-off - le backhand. Ex-pro-wrassler China pierced her gi-normous clitinus - that might work for yours too. GOOTCH!

Some kind of bladderbot that can (hopefully) "land", execute roving and maybe send images isn't too difficult to envision, as for getting it there, good freakin' luck.

If only it could be molecularly beamed.. Maybe a robot is among the slowest way to probe a satellite so close-by?

What would Jesus launch?

Maybe a giant maple seed?

Until they get a souvenir shop and a warm beach up there there's nothing to do but look at the earth, marvel at it's blue-green-white beauty, feel a chill, and hope you get back alive.

Very interesting fanciful thread, and right-off - le backhand. Ex-pro-wrassler China pierced her gi-normous clitinus - that might work for yours too. GOOTCH!

What does this mean?

"its"

Hate that

"its"

Hate that




At least you realized what you did. Most people don't know the difference between the contraction and the irregular possessive for that pronoun.

Very interesting fanciful thread, and right-off - le backhand. Ex-pro-wrassler China pierced her gi-normous clitinus - that might work for yours too. GOOTCH!

What does this mean?
Posted by goatman at 2007-12-08 11:36 PM


Staying with tennis terms, that would be a "lob", or "lobotomy" - one's a contraction and the other might be considered "irregular".

What kind of
mooncraft would you send?

Why are going back?

Is the flag beginning to droop?

Why are going back?

Is the flag beginning to droop?


The wind blew it over BBob says.

"Why are going back?
Is the flag beginning to droop?"

The wind blew it over BBob says.
Posted by goatman at 2007-12-09 02:26 AM


Public disappointment has eroded into mocking derision of NASA.
The brick has landed, but the corpse keeps raising shields!

evidence for giants nephilim rephaim anunaki part 1
evidence for giants nephilim rephaim anunaki part 2

evidence for giants nephilim rephaim anunaki part 1
evidence for giants nephilim rephaim anunaki part 2

The brick has landed, but the corpse keeps raising shields!

I would ask what this means, but every other time that I have, I never get an answer. I've a feeling even the author doesn't know.

Last time.. sorry for the reposts:

evidence for giants nephilim rephaim anunaki part 1
evidence for giants nephilim rephaim anunaki part 2

WTF?!

"The brick has landed, but the corpse keeps raising shields!"

I would ask what this means, but every other time that I have, I never get an answer. I've a feeling even the author doesn't know.
Posted by goatman at 2007-12-09 03:29 AM


Le gootch-ch-ch-ch!

I'll bethe wonders why people don't take him seriously.

Le brick on la lune, flown by Latifa.

20 million?
That's chump change compared to 2.3 trillion the pentagon lost that Rumsfeld told us all about the day before 911. that is 8000$ for every man woman and child in America!

Rumsfeld 2.3 Trillion Dollars missing Pentagon 1 DAY b4/9-11
video.google.com

Dragon Lady
Potheads?
More like cranksters. They stay up all night tweeking. They like to try and build robots out of tin foil and match sticks.
Potheads only like to try and build pipes and bongs out of weird stuff.

What the hell, who changed my headline?! RCade, what was wrong with my headline?! Waaaahhh!!!

Actually, no, okay, it's all right, and I'm glad to see that this actually generated a little interest both of crazy and non-crazy variety.

This is a good example of what we can come to expect in this: www.youtube.com

Regards,
etc.

While Spud's still on a muisical tip this one's going out to BBob...

Get yer REM sleep!

Moses went walking with the staff of wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Newton got beaned by the apple good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are you having fun?
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.


"Man on the Moon"

Be Well.

PS: FF au go go on this thread.

Let Us and USN especially!

Storm,

Excellent.

Top Gear is hilarious!

A perfect addition to this thread.

Potheads only like to try and build pipes and bongs out of weird stuff.

Posted by JeffnDenmark at 2007-12-09 06:24 AM | Reply | Flag:

Not so, I built my real estate business working late into the night after working all day and I was sometimes taking a couple of tokes on a doobie after the regular job.

Oh, dear. I have slacked.. someone has out-fagged meh! Logo is definitely a rainbow in terms of content. Neither ipecac nor boundaries of taste shall avert it's entirely random music video programming. At first, I was like, entranced with the twinkishness setting fire to some anonymous street in the city bowels - and then when his entourage swing their hips in unison to "faggoty attention" I just lost it. The neighbors probably heard me gasping for breath inbetween my hyena-esque pealing. Fucking bitchslaps "Shut Up And Sleep With Me" in terms of outright magical flamboyance. Some of the other gay artists have a more subdued chemistry like the sublime Klaxons.

Instead of spending 20 freekin million to go to the moon to study fcuken rocks, how about taking 20 million and fix my city roads and build some house and help the poor. What idiots do we have in this country.. watch yer taxes go up people......BTW google a movie called "end game" you will love it.

Last video is Rufus Wainwright's breadline Britain-like ode to despondency.

BTW google a movie called "end game" you will love it.
Posted by cockeye6805 at 2007-12-10 09:45 AM


I'm d/l in Spanish now. I know I should first pay Alex, at least get him a lozenge.

Michelle Obama is creeping me out by just staring angrily at the back of Baraks sculpted head.

Oprah endorses Barak while 41 shills for Mitt. The money scratches at it's hefty sack lewdly. "It puts the candidacy in the basket or it gets the hose!"

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