These stiff upper lips need to get a sense of humor. Only if it's death gas should they complain if he stands near the door to let 'em rip. Especially at Christmastime.

"Silent night...but deadly night....."

Sometimes those "little" farts are the most toxic.

When my wife cuts 'em small-or silent-I call them the "nuclear option".
Pisses her off every time.

This made the news?

A 'man has gas' story is now news?

...censured him for breaking wind too often, too loudly and, frankly, too pungently....

Sounds like 77 year old Maurice gives a whole new meaning to the term "old fart"

A 'man has gas' story is now news?

Posted by COMMONSENSE at 2007-12-05 08:53 PM | Reply

APparently Dubya's flatulence makes news too.

Larry Mohr

The British bitching about fart smells? How about we give Brits shit for their fugly teeth?

I can't remember if this guy is good for the environment or bad. Cow farts are one, people farts another? herm

Le Ptomane du jour.

correction .. Le Petomane du jour.

This story stinks

Hey at least He doesn't have the Sharts.

Larry Mohr

OH I SEE......I thought this story was about larry's neighbors........

never mind

meeting with me mates is compelling,
unless I am gas expelling,
so pass me a glass
of ale named bass
and please don't kick me from this dwelling

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
ha!

quick - somebody pull my finger!

"PPS: Bass is the oldest Trademark symbol in the UK.
It's featured in a painting by Monet."

The Spudster certainly has an abundance of trivia knowledge. I wonder what painting has the Bass trademark???

spud......did you really link something about monet with a guy farting ???
is that talent or a demented chraracter flaw????

so this is the place to ask this question..

I am dating myself but thats okay.

anyone remember a record called the crepidation contest....where guys were in a boxing ring and seeing who could fart the longest and the loudest..

( damn......that just sounds sick now....)

anyway.....we thought it was some funny stuff.....just remember it was 1968 and things were different then......

"I am dating myself"

You're dating YOURSELF?

Not even YOU could be that hard up!!

I for one spell relief "FART".





Bet you do too.

A 'man has gas' story is now news?
Posted by COMMONSENSE


At least it wasn't a MAN BITES DOG thing.

Beans, beans the magical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot the better you feel.
So lets eat beans with every meal.

Or my fav
Seen scrawled on many a bathroom wall.

Here i sit all broken hearted.
Tried to shit but only farted.

I fondly remember one night, after some bad Mexican food, how I was laying in bed with my exwife (who I was married to then) and cut a butthole burning SBD. So bad, in fact, that I tightly held the covers over MYSELF.

She rolled over in her sleep. When the covers shot back down she bolted upright from her dead sleep and fled the room.

Ah, sweet memories!!!

"I am dating myself but thats okay.

Posted by bushlovertwo at 2007-12-06 10:11 AM"

Well, since no one else will date you, I guess that's okay...

I am dating myself but thats okay.

Posted by bushlovertwo

Just as long as your right hand isn't your wife.