Number 12 in the nerdiest pickup lines: "You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation."
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...If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?...
Posted by CalifChris at 2007-12-01 09:42 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#51 Baby let me byte you on your touchpad.
Posted by coyote at 2007-12-01 09:49 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
ah........number 30.......I will have to use that one sometime..............
Posted by afkabl2 at 2007-12-01 10:20 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Rcade..I thought this would tickle your processor.
Posted by kerrin57 at 2007-12-01 10:36 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
kerrin......I knew you were a tease..........
Posted by afkabl2 at 2007-12-01 10:45 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Hi there. Tell me, have you ever slept in the Lincoln bedroom?
Posted by rightisright at 2007-12-01 10:59 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
I thought this would tickle your processor. Yep. But I'm disappointed to find no references to the male-female connector.
Posted by rcade at 2007-12-01 11:23 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Can someone explain #49?
Posted by rightisright at 2007-12-01 11:38 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
the "less than three" is supposed to be the shape of a heart...
Posted by IraqiBukkake at 2007-12-01 11:52 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
no references to the male-female connector That would involve, for example, 9/15 pin serial ports, and by analogy group sex. Nothing like getting things rolling on the first date.
Posted by OzarkAggie at 2007-12-01 11:53 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
29. What's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1 Okay, that 1 made Spud LOL! The only pick up line Spud has ever tried was... Wot time do you get off and how? ...to a Waitress. Let's just say it didn't work and leave it at that. Nice postage Kerrin57! Be Well.
Posted by dethspud at 2007-12-01 04:09 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
101 - Honey I'd strand a 100 miles of comm. wire just to hear you fart once over a field phone. I actually heard my room-mate in the suck use this in a bar at ECU. Didn't work - she had no idea what he was talking about.
Posted by 2fast4u at 2007-12-02 12:05 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
If the techie girls weren't so much smarter than me, some of these lines might actually work -- Some favorites: 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. 4. If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes. 6. Baby, you overclock my processor. 14. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? 15. Baby I'll treat you like my homework -- I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long 31. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle. 32. You're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile) 36. You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts ... it's how you apply the force 48. Baby, you're so gneiss I'll never take you for granite.
Posted by townncountry at 2007-12-02 10:52 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
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