#51

Baby let me byte you on your touchpad.

ah........number 30.......I will have to use that one sometime..............

Rcade..I thought this would tickle your processor.

kerrin......I knew you were a tease..........

Hi there. Tell me, have you ever slept in the Lincoln bedroom?

I thought this would tickle your processor.

Yep. But I'm disappointed to find no references to the male-female connector.

Can someone explain #49?

the "less than three" is supposed to be the shape of a heart...

no references to the male-female connector

That would involve, for example, 9/15 pin serial ports, and by analogy group sex. Nothing like getting things rolling on the first date.

29. What's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1

Okay, that 1 made Spud LOL!

The only pick up line Spud has ever tried was...

Wot time do you get off and how? ...to a Waitress.

Let's just say it didn't work and leave it at that.

Nice postage Kerrin57!

Be Well.

101 - Honey I'd strand a 100 miles of comm. wire just to hear you fart once over a field phone.

I actually heard my room-mate in the suck use this in a bar at ECU. Didn't work - she had no idea what he was talking about.

If the techie girls weren't so much smarter than me, some of these lines might actually work --

Some favorites:

2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

4. If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

6. Baby, you overclock my processor.

14. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

15. Baby I'll treat you like my homework -- I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long

31. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

32. You're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)

36. You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts ... it's how you apply the force

48. Baby, you're so gneiss I'll never take you for granite.