Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Charles and Linda Everson were driving back to their hotel when their minivan was struck by a falling object -- a 600-pound cow.

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An udder catastrophe.

cattle are stupid animals. There probably one rung up the brain power ladder from chickens.

Mooove over, I'm falling....

What Rosie O'Donnell was doing on that cliff is still under investigation, according to Chelan County fire chief, Arnold Baker.

I must be psychic. I saw ROC had posted here and I said to myself, 'Self. I'll bet he made some Rosie O'Donnell remark"

Just had to check and see how my third eye is doing. Doing well.

LOL

"And the cow jumped over the Moon"...and landed on top of a minivan.

I can see you fellows intend to milk this for all it's worth.

"I can see you fellows intend to milk this for all it's worth."

Posted by Zed


Been taking lessons in lame humor from oooooooooooooooooooooraaahahah
ahahahahaha?

Minivan was wrecked by a large carbon hoofprint.

that's what happened to my homework!

Zat-
You love me and you know it :)
OK, here's another...
Q: What do you call a cow with only 2 legs?
A: Lean meat

"You love me and you know it :) "

Dream on Lisa.

Actually this cow was America's last true patriot and he jumped only because he though Bush and Cheney were in that van!

OK. I'll take that as a yes. Later. Time for some boobie sucking - gotta get dem brains a werkin.

Alright... one more.
I know why the cow decided to hit the SUV. Because he'd never think of smashing his favorite vehicle. And what's any cow's favorite car?

A Cattelac

Kind of amasing, 4 of the 11 RCADE posts is mundane brainless garbage.

I see RCADE is certainly turning to the likes of our main stream media. We don't need intellectual political news, fat Rosie will do just fine! Let's bring on Britney too!

Can't a guy have a day off, moneywar?

Laugh at the cow. Come on, do it.

All seriousness and no fun makes a person udderly Bovinal.

Larry Mohr

Alex,

I have no bitch with RCADE per say, but Rosie and Cow, come on now.

People are going into withdraw for not having the nooner another mindless slug fest sight.

It is sad when mindless nooner gets more hits than major country news.

This truely tell where the importance of our values are, this is a political blog and this sight can't even keep a focus. There is no room to even question the rest of the population.

Congress is doing nothing.
President is just a goof.
Economy is every which way but good for the country.

And wow, where is the nooner? falling cows. Rosie the fat bitch. Baseball gm slowmo.

Day off? I see it all weekend long but last I looked, it is not the weekend.

I can't disagree on any point, moneywar. Fuck.

I suppose it could have been worse. It could have been a lot of bull.. .

And wow, where is the nooner? falling cows. Rosie the fat bitch. Baseball gm slowmo

I think it's more like a contageous case of "serious news burnout" and that's why people are taking mental refuge in goofy news stories. Enjoy this mental respite. It won't last long.

That cow didn't fall it was flung.

And if folk didn't get the point Spud is gonna fling another one and then verbally abuse y'all in me OUTRAGEOUS ACCENT!

To err is human
To Moo, Bovine.

Be Well.

Just had to check and see how my third eye is doing. Doing well.

LOL

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2007-11-06 09:55 PM


TMI about your sphincter, thank you very much. Stick with the teeth gnashing and shirt rending, Nostrodamus, it fits your personality better.

ROC

I'm not psychic - you're just very predictable.

And they're just slightly smarter than people who can't spell "they're". There, there now.

Now THIS is news! Not like the political slop that you find on CNN and Fox.

Fats says, "And they're just slightly smarter than people who can't spell "they're". There, there now."

I get a chuckle out of the elite spelling flamers. I imagine they must be impressed by schools which actually teach, rather than shuffle the masses through the mill, as expeditiously as possible.

Well, of course, that is a laud respect for disciplined teaching. It is just too bad it is so rare. Those lucky enough to attend a school with dedicated teachers are surely well to do and their parents sent them to private school. Even more rare is the public school whose teachers can graduate students who know how to spell the phonically similar sounding words, or know when to use 'then' and when to use 'than'.

The irony occurs when the elitist is hoist on their own petard, and they too misspell some word or another that they always seem to get careless in using, and their patronizing facade turns into invisible clothing ... and they are discovered to be merely projecting their own shortcomings by the original attempt to belittle for such a shallow reason ...

I'll bet your (elitist bait) a Leftist/Democratic, for sure!

"I'll bet your (elitist bait) a Leftist/Democratic, for sure! Posted by tadowe"

And a cheery good morning to our favorite Black Knight!


www.youtube.com

is Oprah OK?

"is Oprah OK?"

Posted by redwhiteandblue

A trip to Maaco should do the trick.

ROC

I'm not psychic - you're just very predictable.


Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2007-11-07 03:21 AM


LOL, you haven't been on this blog long enough to make that statement, cupcake.

What is predictable, however, is your creepy love for Spud.

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