what is it with criminals and presidential campeigns
i mean what does a guy like Hsu or this guy really expect to get from all of this?

If the guy's kept his nose clean since his troubled days, I say no biggie.

Republican presidential candidate Fred D. Thompson has been crisscrossing the country since early this summer on a private jet lent to him by a businessman and close adviser who has a criminal record for drug dealing.

Who cares. As long as the jet Thompson is flying in doesn't have a bunch of coke stored in its cargo hold -- no big deal.

And Clinton's husband will screw anything that squats to pee. What is the big deal.

Clinton deflection...Didn't take long.

You bozos really have nothing left, do you?

It is OK to say anything about a republican but don't say anything bad about a democrat. Are you libs two-faced or what? What I said was the truth and everyone knows it.

"Are you libs two-faced or what?"

This falls into the "or what" category.

Hans

I'm glad you libs think it's OK to call republicans anything you want to. You thrive on attacks, not ideas. Hans, you are my favorite.

I'm glad you libs think it's OK to call republicans anything you want to. You thrive on attacks, not ideas. Hans, you are my favorite.

Posted by Sniper at 2007-11-04 06:25 PM | Reply | Flag

Taking our embasy(sic) was an act of war and should have been delt(sic) with in an appropiate(sic) manner as soon as it happened. Carter was the biggest pendejo we haqve9sic) ever had in the oval office.

Posted by Sniper at 2007-11-04 06:19 PM | Reply

Heh.

I'm glad you libs think it's OK to call republicans anything you want to. You thrive on attacks, not ideas. Hans, you are my favorite.

Posted by Sniper at 2007-11-04 06:25 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusiv
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Rumor: One Presidential Candidate is Screwed

I heard that Hillary gave Obama a blow job after the last debate. She said his dick was a lot smaller than Bills.

Posted by Sniper at 2007-11-04 06:28 PM | Reply


Larry Mohr

Hans, you are my favorite.

Posted by Sniper

Hans is my favorite too!...always has the excellent comebacks for the republithugs!!!

Thompson's still running?

Thompson's still running?

Posted by MrFair

Walking.....

Superfly Thompson hangs with a coke dealer. Rudy hangs with a SC coke dealer.
Romney hangs with a toilet troll and a whoremaster.

Gotta love them Reoublican Family Values (TM).

Now Freddie's dead.
That's what I said...
Everybody's misused him; ripped him off and abused him.
Another junkie playin'; pushin' dope for the man.
A terrible blow, but that's how it go...
Freddie's on the corner now..

Gotta love them Reoublican Family Values (TM).
Posted by northguy3


Wow I haven't seen that enough times. Please keep using it - it's so fresh!

MrFair,

NG3 is so obsessed with republicans that it is obvious that he is the same as a gay evangelical preacher ranting on and on about homosexuality when in reality he likes to suck dick.

A good number of folks think drugs should be legal anyway.

Besides, this was 20+ years ago.

"Wow I haven't seen that enough times. Please keep using it - it's so fresh!"

Of course it is "fresh."

That's compliments of the seemingly regular-as-clockwork revelations of the latest examples of Republican hypocrisy.

Yep, gotta love those Republican family "values."

Hans

MrFair,

NG3 is so obsessed with republicans that it is obvious that he is the same as a gay evangelical preacher ranting on and on about homosexuality when in reality he likes to suck dick.

Posted by eberly at 2007-11-04 08:19 PM | Reply | Flag:

And Eberly never met a fact he didn't make up first.

I didn't assert a fact. I compared NG to a closet gay.

Who likes to make up facts? Or is it a reading issue?

I didn't assert a fact.Posted by eberly at 2007-11-04 09:06 PM | Reply | Flag:

NG3 is so obsessed with republicans that it is obvious that he is the same as...Posted by eberly at 2007-11-04 08:19 PM | Reply | Flag: a

Trees: The Right and reality are mutually exclusive.
Currently they're running on nothing-the three items they used to run on-military preparedness, fiscal ability and morality- have all been shown to be beyond their ability, so they're down to Rudy being prepared to protect us from the green men while spending more time at the WTC than anybody, or Mitt being for and against abortion while being against and for gay rights. McCain is all about the great bargains at the friendly Baghdad markets and how the religious right is the best worst thing for American democracy and Fred is strongly in support of less work and more dessert.

sorry about the all bold print in my 9:12 p.m post - should have only been the title in bold

I can not believe I am defending Eberly but I is. Tree's where in Eberly's Post does He state that what He is saying is an Undisputable Fact or That's a Fact. What is obvious to Me may not be what is Obvious to You. Our Perceptions on observations can be diametrically opposite and still be true to us.

Larry Mohr

Larry,

What part of "it is obvious that he is the same as a gay evangelical preacher" is open to intrepretation?

Eberly asserted that NG3 was the same as a Gay evangelical preacher. Same means identical to what has been or is about to be mentioned. How is this unclear?

Eberly asserted it as an undisputed fact by claiming that NG3 was the same as.

Eberly never met a fact that he didn't make up first.

Obvious = easily seen, recognized, or understood; open to view or knowledge; evident.

Same = identical with what is about to be or has just been mentioned.

Once more, I shall repeat. Eberly never met a fact he didn't make up first.

Posted by TreesGoneWild

I was making an analogy. If you can't see that then you shouldn't engage people with posts like that.

Thanks Larry.

Oh fuck.....I am laughing my ass off.

This is as much fun when Moneywar/Crassus couldn't add to 100 one night and continued insulting everyone at the same time.

Trees: I'm definitely insulted by Eberly's insinuations that I'm an evangelical. That's about as low as you can get without actually joining the GOP!

As for the gay part, I think he's just leading up to an invite to his favorite public toilet. I understand he's rented several Fred Astaire videos to brush up on his tap dancing abilities and bought a new set of knee pads.

Analogy: A comparison of two different things that are alike in some way (see metaphor and simile). An analogy attributed to Samuel Johnson is: "Dictionaries are like watches; the worst is better than none, and the best cannot be expected to go quite true."

When writing an analogy, one uses terminology that expresses similiarities and yet allows for differences.

What you wrote, upon literal intrepreatation, was not an analogy as you failed to allow for any difference between NG3 and a Gay Evangelical Priest. You declared them to be one in the same by your use of the phrasing "the same as".

If you're going to use an advanced literary expression like an analogy (which most primary schoolers can do with ease) at least try to do it in the correct manner.

Poor NG,

I wasn't calling you gay nor an evangelical.

I was doing much worse......I called you a closet republican.

My original post...

NG3 is so obsessed with republicans that it is obvious that he is the same as a gay evangelical preacher ranting on and on about homosexuality when in reality he likes to suck dick.

You and Trees should go back to high school and apologize to your English teacher for not paying attention.

As for the gay part, I think he's just leading up to an invite to his favorite public toilet. I understand he's rented several Fred Astaire videos to brush up on his tap dancing abilities and bought a new set of knee pads.

Posted by northguy3 at 2007-11-04 09:41 PM | Reply | Flag:

Little tiny flag of sarcasm.

You and Trees should go back to high school and apologize to your English teacher for not paying attention.

Posted by eberly at 2007-11-04 09:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

An analogy attributed to Samuel Johnson is: "Dictionaries are like watches; the worst is better than none, and the best cannot be expected to go quite true."

And the watch says......I am insulted because you called me a dictionary.

-Treesgonewild & Northguy3 (the co-insulted)

You screwed up the execution of your analogy

Hardly, and everybody else here knows it. If you weren't such a partisian hack you might see it.

Hey Eberly, I can't compete on the timeless front with righties like Sniper. This from a posting that had nothing to do with either sex or Democrats:

"If he was insure about his dick he would act more like BJ Willie and less like an outdoor sportsman.

Posted by Sniper at 2007-11-04 06:12 PM"

PS: Aren't all Republicans in the closet? When they're not in the bathroom stall, that is.

You screwed up the execution of your analogy

Hardly, and everybody else here knows it. If you weren't such a partisian hack you might see it.

Posted by eberly at 2007-11-04 09:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

PS: Aren't all Republicans in the closet? When they're not in the bathroom stall, that is.

Posted by northguy3

Thanks for making original point that you are so very very very obsessed with republicans in such a hostile way (MUCH LIKE AN EVANGELICAL CLOSET GAY)

And please, provide factual evidence that I am a partisan hack...

You choice to drag this out into semantics (quite predictable) is total proof.

You screwed it up, were called on it and are backpeddling like mad.

Give it up.

Perhaps you are right Trees. I didn't go slow enough and used complicated words.

My bad.

Trees you missed the thing Eb is best at and that is diverting a thread that he doesn't want paid atention to.

Your semantical games managed to do that much better than he ever could have on his own.

I knew what he was saying and most people reading it did as well.

BTW: Who the hell cares if Thompson has a backer that used to sell drugs? Most people I know did at one point in their life try their hand at the dealer game, most only did it to get their drugs for free or cheap, some did it as a life style, none of them ever got to the level of buing a private jet. So guy was a good enough buisness man to be wildly successful good on him.

As to why so many criminals back politicians how else can they gaurantee the government keeping their buisness illegal for better profits while at the same time getting favors that will come in handy should they ever screw up and actualy get caught.

Trees you missed the thing Eb is best at and that is diverting a thread that he doesn't want paid atention to.


It wasn't my intention to divert a thread. However, it hasn't anything to do with Thompson. It has to do with NG's obsession with republicans.

Your semantical games managed to do that much better than he ever could have on his own.

I knew what he was saying and most people reading it did as well.

The fact that Eberly made a declarative statement and thought it was an analogy

wrong. It was an analogy. Again, next time I promise to use smaller words.

I don't want to deflect the thread. Trees can do whatever he wants.

The fact that Eberly made a declarative statement and thought it was an analogy

wrong. It was an analogy. Again, next time I promise to use smaller words.

I don't want to deflect the thread. Trees can do whatever he wants.

Posted by eberly at 2007-11-04 10:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

Oh and while you're at it, prove that I'm a man too.

I'm interested in proving thing that are true.

As far as you being a partisian hack........I take it back. You are just a pussy. Do I have to prove that?

It was a great analogy. Again, English teacher......apologize........
tomorrow.

Tree's is FEMALE and Tree's needs to tell Me what that one song was at the intermission break of Her Internet Radio Show Doomaflatchy thingymajigger Last Tuesday's. I want to go buy it.

Larry Mohr

I'm interested in proving thing that are true.

You are just a pussy. Do I have to prove that?

Tree's is FEMALE and Tree's needs to tell Me what that one song was at the intermission break of Her Internet Radio Show Doomaflatchy thingymajigger Last Tuesday's. I want to go buy it.

Larry Mohr

Posted by LarryMohr at 2007-11-04 11:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

Yeah THAT doohicky. Email sent.

Larry Mohr

and THANKS

You can easily prove that I have a pussy,

I can?

but it will be more of a challenge to prove that I am one.

Well, if those are the choices, I think it is quite easier to prove the latter.

Well, if those are the choices, I think it is quite easier to prove the latter.

Posted by eberly at 2007-11-04 11:24 PM | Reply | Flag:

Yeah THAT doohicky. Email sent.

Larry Mohr

and THANKS

Posted by LarryMohr at 2007-11-04 11:22 PM | Reply | Flag:

Trees,

You are so sensitive. This will be my explaination. I promise to use simple words.

I called you a partisian hack because you take up for NG3 (who obviously can't stand up for himself) when I point out that he is obsessed with republicans all of the time. He hardly ever makes another point.

You either took up for him when he has no defense because you are just like him or you misread my analogy. At this point, I don't know which one you are. Partisian hack or illiterate. Actually, I'm kidding, I just think you can't stand to lose an argument.

A little of that runs through my blood also.

When someone says something is obvious, it may or may not be obvious to others.

or you misread my analogy. At this point, I don't know which one you are. Partisian hack or illiterate. Actually, I'm kidding, I just think you can't stand to lose an argument.

A little of that runs through my blood also.

Posted by eberly at 2007-11-04 11:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

Yep, gotta love those Republican family "values."
Hans
Posted by Hans


Hans - what my snarky comment was really getting at is that not even the Right is using that term any more. The Left keeps it alive by artificial means and refuses to pull the plug. Kind of like the Righties who always default to the old Oval Office BJ. It's just tired stuff.

Trees:

Wonderfully grilled porterhouse tonight. Salad with a miso and ginger dressing. Baked potato with habanero and sour cream in it.

Now comes the stupid part. Special K and milk for dessert.

Maybe he did business with all the drug dealers that Clinton Pardoned?

I wonder if there are photos of him with Thompson just like the one of Clinton and Jorge Cabrera.

Read:

MIAMI -- Jorge Cabrera, a drug smuggler who has emerged as
one of the most notorious supporters of President Clinton's
re-election campaign, was asked for a campaign contribution in
the unlikely locale of a hotel in Havana by a prominent Democratic
fund-raiser, congressional investigators have learned.

[...]

On his return to the United States several days after that
meeting, in November 1995, Cabrera wrote a check for $20,000 to
the Democratic National Committee from an account that included
the proceeds from smuggling cocaine from Colombia to the
United States, said the investigators, who spoke on condition of
anonymity.

[...]

In early January 1996, three weeks after having attended the
Christmas reception at the White House, Cabrera was arrested
and charged with importing 6,000 pounds of cocaine into the
United States on boats through the Florida Keys. Late last year, e;1H
pleaded guilty to those charges and was sentenced to 19 years in
federal prison and fined $1.5 million.

Losing a personal insult in lieu of an substantial counter point is asinine. We all do it, but there are people who do nothing else.

"substantial" is a matter of opinion. What NG posts isn't substantial nor his political ideology.

As far as the analogy goes.....we aren't going to agree.

You are quite passionate about your beliefs. Discord doesn't bother me one bit.

corporate whores in DC? Yeah, that is a very slippery slope. Politics is big money. No getting around that.

However, I will make this point and then go to bed. You are so sick of "polarized bullshit"? Really, are you? Or are you just sick of one side of it?

NG3 is an extremely polarized poster. He hates republicans more than cancer. All I did was call him such. I don't have a polarized position on anything and I like to think I am a reasonable person with no loyalty to any party.

Are you a partisan hack? Is anybody? Prove it? What is the point of that?

nite all.

However, I will make this point and then go to bed. You are so sick of "polarized bullshit"? Really, are you? Or are you just sick of one side of it?

We all do it, but there are people who do nothing else.

Trees:

Wonderfully grilled porterhouse tonight. Salad with a miso and ginger dressing. Baked potato with habanero and sour cream in it.

Now comes the stupid part. Special K and milk for dessert.

Posted by goatman at 2007-11-04 11:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'd sell Eberly's right hand for a Porterhouse though.

Culebra meat market. My local carneceria. Custom cut meats. great place. They probably take pesos. Don't know if they'll take hands, though.

Only place I know to get pickled pigs ears and barbacoa, but the barbacoa only on the weekends. Pigs ears can be had daily, however. Just don't try to make a silk purse from them.

"Hans - what my snarky comment was really getting at is that not even the Right is using that term any more.

Posted by MrFair at 2007-11-04 11:48 PM

Oops:

I saw excerpts of Fred Thompson's interview on meet the press where Fred discussed his continued support for his friend and campaign contributer who had pleaded guilty to distributing marijuana and cocaine many years ago. Fred was unwavering in his support for his friend indicating that he had "paid his debt to society" and that he was not going to throw his friend "under the bus".

It is unfortunate that Fred's sentiment doesn't prevail for many others in society (especially the poor and minorities) whose distant criminal past seems to forever haunt them.

You thrive on attacks, not ideas.
Posted by Sniper at 2007-11-04 06:25 PM | Reply



And Clinton's husband will screw anything that squats to pee. What is the big deal.

Posted by Sniper at 2007-11-04 05:44 PM | Reply


Pot meet kettle.

hat my snarky comment was really getting at is that not even the Right is using that term any more. The Left keeps it alive by artificial means and refuses to pull the plug. Kind of like the Righties who always default to the old Oval Office BJ. It's just tired stuff.

Posted by MrFair

Yes, after watching the Republicans at last week's "values Voters" debate, I'm obsessed with Republicans denying they are the "family values" party at the same time they proclaim themselves as the "family Values" party.
I guess I just enjoy watching schizos in action.

I'm obsessed with Republicans

Posted by Northguy3

No shit? At least you admit it. Trees should apologize to me for this. 12 hours later you admit outright that you are obsessed with republicans.

I wonder what the same writers would say if they were reporting during the hippy days. At that time a lot of people were using drugs-some ran corporations for fortune 500 companies, some were law makers and some became Presidents.

Trees should apologize to me for this. Posted by eberly at 2007-11-05 09:51 AM | Reply | Flag

I'm obsessed with Republicans denying they are the "family values" party at the same time they proclaim themselves as the "family Values" party.
I guess I just enjoy watching schizos in action. Posted by northguy3 at 2007-11-05 09:41 AM | Reply | Flag

I think it is pretty weak of Trees and Northguy to gang up on Eberly. Clearly, either one of them alone could have shown he is a complete moron. No need to pile on (though, if Trees were male, Eberly would have enjoyed a good, old fashioned pile on.)

Values Voter Summit? Just last month?
So much for "the Right" not using that term anymore.
Hans
Posted by Hans


I was specifically referring to the term you brought up: "family values." I didn't see it in that link. Do you have any others?

Also - does the left have something like a Value Voter? Genuinely curious.

I think it is pretty weak of Trees and Northguy to gang up on Eberly. Clearly, either one of them alone could have shown he is a complete moron. No need to pile on (though, if Trees were male, Eberly would have enjoyed a good, old fashioned pile on.)
Posted by mOntecOre


Monte - it was more like a lopsided tag-team match: North punched the guy and then disappeared and let a chick finish the long fight afterward. At least Eberly stuck around to slug it out - plus he had no tag-team partner.

"I was specifically referring to the term you brought up: "family values." I didn't see it in that link. Do you have any others?"

What's that? Values Voter Summit refers to something other than "family values"?

No doubt that would be a surprise to those in attendance.

"does the left have something like a Value Voter?"

Sure. Liberal (left) values such as

"At least Eberly stuck around to slug it out - plus he had no tag-team partner.

Posted by MrFair at 2007-11-05 01:09 PM"

Well, if those were Eberly's "slugs," they were laughable. Plus, Eberly does have a tag-team partner. His name is Vernon, and when they are not on the park bench complaining about them dagnabbit young whippersnappers, they are rolling around on a bed somewhere, looking for eachothers' raisin sacks.

"I was specifically referring to the term you brought up: "family values." I didn't see it in that link. Do you have any others?"

What's that? Values Voter Summit refers to something other than "family values"?

No doubt that would be a surprise to those in attendance.

"does the left have something like a Value Voter?"

Sure. Liberal (left) values such as

protecting the environment, equal opportunity, fiscal responsibility, avoidance of wars of choice, public safety, supporting our troops and our veterans, respecting a woman's right to choose what's right for her, opposing torture in the name of our country, opposing warrantless wiretaps...
Values, like those.

Hans

Posted by Hans


Hans - of course I see the point you are driving at, but I still do not see the two words "family" and "values" side by side anywhere in there. I don't think they are using that specific term any more, maybe because it became such a bullseye. They do mention family, but they have a bunch of other items. I will go and do some research on it because my curiosity is up.

Also, thanks for the list of left/liberal values, but I should have been more specific: what do you think is the left's version of the FRC's Values Voter convention? I'd like to compare their respective "About Us" pages.

raisin sacks.
Posted by mOntecOre


HAHA!! That's funny. Sorry Eb and Vern, I couldn't hold back the laffs.

'You can easily prove that I have a pussy (Trees)

"I can?

Posted by eberly at 2007-11-04 11:24 PM"

Eb's got a point. He's never seen a pussy before, so he might have trouble identifying one. If you said 'you can easily prove that I have a dick,' then he should have no trouble - he's seen tons of those, up close and personal.

Clinton deflection...Didn't take long.

You bozos really have nothing left, do you?

Posted by Alexandrite at 2007-11-04 05:49 PM | Reply |

Check snipers post history, he had nothing when he got here. his posts always the same worthless nonsense.

A good number of folks think drugs should be legal anyway.

Posted by Pirate at 2007-11-04 08:26 PM | Reply |

Probably not this particular candidates voting base though...

I would have stuck around to help Trees slap Eberly stupid(er), but I just can't stand to watch a man cry like a baby.
It's funny, Eberly can't understand why anyone would talk politics on a political site.
maybe he just wants to tell us how his sewing classes are going. I remember Niceville turned to muffin recipes when his political talking points were eradicated by reality.

Probably not this particular candidates voting base though...

Posted by KnightHawk at 2007-11-05 06:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

very true. This is the religious right.

I wonder waht Rush will say. Or said...

Rogers! Here is another one!

How many drug dealing backers did Clinton pardon???

Did Roger back Bill??? And, as governor of Arkansas, Bill pardoned drug dealers, TOO!

LOL AT YOU HYPOCRITES!

Clinton deflection...Didn't take long.

You bozos really have nothing left, do you?

Posted by Alexandrite at 2007


aw come on baby........whine whine whine.

and besides.......it has gotten to the point where the deflections when it comes to his pecker and where he pokes that pecker......as in anyplace that slows down long enough......
why not just relax and enjoy it..........

and of course, many on the left jump on this news when they ignore the clinton syndicate........
how many people have mysteriously died around fred?

and besides.......it has gotten to the point where the deflections when it comes to his pecker and where he pokes that pecker......as in anyplace that slows down long enough......
why not just relax and enjoy it..........

and of course, many on the left jump on this news when they ignore the clinton syndicate........
how many people have mysteriously died around fred?

Posted by bushlovertwo at 2007-11-06 08:11 AM | Reply | Flag:

"as in anyplace that slows down long enough......
why not just relax and enjoy it.........."

Sounds like we have another republican coming out of the closet!

.....and professing his interest Clinton to boot.

Damn, you repubs don't just come out of the closet, you kick the door of the hinges and scream it out loud.