XXXX DRUDGE RETORT XXXX 10:51:18 UTC FEB 02 2004 XXXX

America Can't Get Enough of Janet Jackson's Right Breast!

In the past 12 hours, the Drudge Retort has received 100 times as much traffic as usual because of Internet users seeking a peek at Janet Jackson's exposed right breast.

Jackson's metal-encrusted mammary was displayed unexpectedly by Justin Timberlake at the close of the MTV-produced halftime show during the Super Bowl. Serious newsman Matt Drudge was outraged by the stunt, taking great offense at the notion that CBS would expose millions of people to a momentary glimpse of female frontal nudity during the "dinner hour."

To demonstrate his concern, Drudge is exposing millions of people to detailed glimpses of female frontal nudity.

The photos:

• Janet and Justin photo 1
• Extreme close-up lovingly digitized by Matt Drudge
• Janet and Justin photo 2

Shame on you, CBS!

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