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Congressman Condit's a Sick Click, Bookmarks Reveal!

By Rogers Cadenhead
***DRUDGE RETORT Internet Exclusive***

"He may have just point-and-clicked his way to prison!"

That's the sentiment about Gary Condit at the White House Office of Faith-Based Policing, which just acquired a list of Web sites visited by the Congressman on May 1, the day that sultry prison intern Chandra Levy disappeared from Washington.

The list was being kept secret by the Washington Metropolitan Police Department, which has doggedly investigated Levy's disappearance since it became a big deal to the press last month.

Unfortunately for police, Condit's Internet bookmark list was accidentally sent out when the police department's office was stricken with the SirCam e-mail worm, which attaches random documents to outgoing e-mail.

The worm mailed the list to dozens of press contacts in the police computer's MICROSOFT LOOKOUT Address Book, but none of them have reported the story yet.

"We're not going to report about this until Dan Rather does," CNN Washington bureau chief Frank Sesno told the RETORT.

The list was then mailed to a veritable Who's Who of seasoned Beltway insiders, according to a computer analysis of the e-mail:

  • NBC News correspondent Campbell Brown, who has exposed Bush several times in the last six months.
  • Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's chelation therapist.
  • The high school athlete who took FOX NEWS analyst Heather Nauert's maidenhood.
  • Andrew Breitbart of the Cashmere Institute of Media Studies.
  • The doctor who performed Ann Coulter's sex-change operation.

Web sites visited by Condit:

http://www.divorcewizards.com
http://www.whowouldyoukill.com
http://www.killmywife.com
http://www.hiredkillersuk.com
http://www.crimescenecleaners.com
http://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+murder+someone
http://www.google.com/search?q=totally+nude+interns
http://www.google.com/search?q=greta+van+susteren+sex+orgy
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0425157660/ref=nosim/obidos
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1893626318/ref=nosim/obidos
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0595009530/ref=nosim/obidos
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0962067156/ref=nosim/obidos
http://www.sexyinterns.net

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