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Correction: No Offense Intended, Citizens of Jupiter!

By Jonathan Bourne

In the recent story "CONCORDE FELLED BY UFO!", the DRUDGE RETORT inadvertently identified the citizens of Jupiter as "Jupiterians." They are Jovians. We meant no offense.

In the DRUDGE RETORT exclusive, "GORE TAPS KERRY AS RUNNING MATE!", we stated that "if elected, Al Gore would become the first bachelor president in United States history." This is incorrect. In fact, Zachary Taylor was our first unmarried president.

At the end of our report, "BUSH DROPS OUT OF RACE!", we referred to Sen. Joseph Lieberman's "beady Jew-blue eyes." Point of fact: Sen. Lieberman's eyes are hazel.

The DRUDGE RETORT regrets these errors.

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