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XXXXX DRUDGE RETORT XXXXX 19:47:39 UTC THU SEP 3 1998 XXXXX Dallas TV Executive Blasts Drudge Retort, Uses A-Word!
By Rogers Cadenhead A Dallas television executive is personally lobbing insults at the DRUDGE RETORT to anyone who will listen, it has been learned this afternoon. Kelly Cadenhead calls the RETORT "a work of fiction" and said that her brother Rogers Cadenhead is both "an asshole" and "mom's favorite"! When reached for a response, Rogers Cadenhead said that his younger sister is a "stupidhead." Kelly's verbal hate crimes were brought to light during a call to a source who is only identified as "their mother." The situation threatens to reopen a rift in their relationship that began 15 years ago when Rogers lured several of her MATTEL BARBIE dolls into his room for inappropriate relationships. ["It constituted a critical lapse in judgment and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely and completely responsible," Rogers Cadenhead admits. "I can only tell you I was motivated by many factors, including the lack of other entertainment options due to the absence of cable TV in our home."] Kelly Cadenhead, a University of North Texas journalism graduate who works in the television industry, reportedly told mother that the DRUDGE RETORT represents "everything that is wrong about modern journalism with the exception of Andy Rooney." Little Miss Potty-Mouth did not return repeated calls from the DRUDGE RETORT. © DRUDGE RETORT 1998 |